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Russia Tests World's Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb

mahesh_gharat writes "Russia has tested the "Father of all bombs," a conventional air-delivered explosive that experts say can only be compared with a nuclear weapon in terms of its destructive power.The device is a fuel-air explosive, commonly known as a vacuum bomb, that spreads a high incendiary vapour cloud over a wide area and then ignites it, creating an ultra-sonic shock wave and searing fireball that destroys everything in its wake."

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  1. INVADE! by phobos13013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have WMD! They harbor terrorists!

    Seriously? Isn't it ironic that MOTHER Russia built the FATHER of all BOMBS to outdo UNCLE SAM's MOTHER of all Bombs? Its almost mind-blowing...

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  2. Re:Who's your daddy? by BAlkyMAn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hehe... They say it's environmentally friendly. That is of course, if your environment is not within a mile or two of the blast zone. http://parthian-shot.blogspot.com/

  3. Father of All Bombs? by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry - the US will soon respond with their "Alcoholic Step-Dad of All Bombs."

    1. Re:Father of All Bombs? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      the US will soon respond with their "Alcoholic Step-Dad of All Bombs."

      Paving the way for a whole dysfunctional family of bombs.

      Pervy uncle of all bombs: only targets children.

      Crack whore daughter of all bombs: readily detonates for anyone at any time, but very cheap.

      Emo-kid of all bombs: ill-fitting black casing, sits in the bomb bay sulking, threatens to go off in an overly dramatic manner "to make everyone sorry" without realising that's why the other bombs won't talk to it in the first place. When one actually does go off (which is rare), nobody notices or cares except the over-protective MOAB.

      Third cousin twice removed of all bombs: everybody has one but nobody can ever recall it's name, only explodes at weddings and funerals.

      Grandfather of all bombs: guarantees lawn-area supremacy.

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  4. Environmentally Freindly? by DreadSpoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    It doesn't pollute the environment... it just incinerates it!

  5. Re:Mostly useful by Onetus · · Score: 5, Funny
    #include humour.h

    Communism is evil. A harsh statement, granted. But when you see the 100s of millions of people it has enslaved for the benefit of the few people at the top, there's no other word for it but evil. What's the difference between Capitalism and Communism?

    Communism is one man taking advantage of another man.
    And Capitalism is the exact opposite of that.
  6. Re:Who's your daddy? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hydrogen bomb has always protected your freedom from Godless communism. My one regret is that the building of hydrogen bombs is being done big Big Government in Washington rather than by skilled private contractors like Ryan Industries.

    Every American should have a small (<5MT) hydrogen bomb in their homes to drop on the advancing Reds from their flying car should the need arise. There's no need for costly quasi socialist spending on Statist "Air Ministry" rife with bureaucrats. If those Commisars knew that they had to avoid provoking millions of normal Americans rather than a small group of fellow travellers in Washington, I bet they'd be much more cautious.

    Better, if the cars were nuclear powered with a reactor and had an auto pilot like the German V2s, they could just be launched in waves by the militia to spread deadly radiation over an advancing Red army. Small towns would club together to buy a few cobalt salted 5MT devices to drop just in case the Reds proved to be hard to stop.

    Most Americans will buy at least one car, and our Founding Fathers believed in the right to bear Arms, not just guns. Why not try to combine the two?

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  7. Now George... by revengebomber · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bomb, George. The fuel-air bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country. Well let me finish, George. Let me finish, George. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, George? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, George. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call.

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  8. Re:Who's your daddy? by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
    After seeing this long discussion, I seriously wish for Gandhi to come back.

    How big was Gandhi's fuel air explosive?