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Russia Tests World's Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb

mahesh_gharat writes "Russia has tested the "Father of all bombs," a conventional air-delivered explosive that experts say can only be compared with a nuclear weapon in terms of its destructive power.The device is a fuel-air explosive, commonly known as a vacuum bomb, that spreads a high incendiary vapour cloud over a wide area and then ignites it, creating an ultra-sonic shock wave and searing fireball that destroys everything in its wake."

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  1. Who's your daddy? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who's your daddy? FOAB! :-)

    Seriously though, Russia has for many decades going back to just after WWII had a predilection for one upping the West in terms of military hardware. They have often defaulted to building bigger engines than just about every other jet fighter (Mig-25), the biggest cargo plane I've ever been in, the An-224 (though there is a bigger 225), bigger submarines (Typhoon class), the Soviet KV Big Turret Tank of 1942 (exception for the German Landkreuzer) and more. Those Bear bombers are pretty damned big aircraft too...

    I'm actually not surprised to see weapons like this developed given the nuclear weapon treaties of the past 40 years, but if the participating members including Russia and the US continue pushing nuclear ambitions, we will have lost all credibility here.

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    1. Re:Who's your daddy? by BAlkyMAn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hehe... They say it's environmentally friendly. That is of course, if your environment is not within a mile or two of the blast zone. http://parthian-shot.blogspot.com/

    2. Re:Who's your daddy? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, environmentally friendly in this case means no readiation. So they can come in and rebuild as soon as it cools. With a Russian economy that is growing at 7-8% per year, they are capable of big rebuilding projects, so this is a rather useful weapon.

    3. Re:Who's your daddy? by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do not forget this beauty. The bear bombers are not that big of a deal. Funny thing is that they tu-160 was a bigger version of the B1-A, and of course, the soviet shuttle was a pure copy of the shuttle, but with the engines better placed (on the fuel tank; basically what we are doing now with the Ares V). The soviets, and now Russia and China have long 1 uped us by "Borrowing" items from us. Sadly, many ppl are more than happy to sell out to them for a few million dollars.

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    4. Re:Who's your daddy? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Buran may have been cosmetically almost identical to the Space Shuttle, but functionally, the two couldn't have been more different.

      Look at their feature sets, among other things- the Buran was designed later, had quite a few key design decisions made that increased its design effectiveness immensely, and, sadly, never really flew.

      If the Soviets copied it, they did it by taking pictures of the outside and them using their imaginations to fill in what they thought the inside looked like.

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    5. Re:Who's your daddy? by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the russian came out and said that they did in fact have our plans. They were stolen in 75, and according to Russia, did play a part in building their shuttle. But as I pointed out, they made a number of intelligent choices, in particular the changes of the engine placement. I only wish that they had not killed off the energia.

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    6. Re:Who's your daddy? by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      tu-160 was a bigger version of the B1-A

      The Blackjack might look like the Lancer but it really is a completely different aircraft. Not only is it bigger, it's also heavier, faster and carries a lot more ordnance.

      The Soviet Union designed the TU-160 as a counter weight to the US carrier groups. If WWIII had actually started, those birds were the only thing in their inventory that could effectively counter a Navy task force. In fact their entire strategy for a land war in Europe depended on them interdicting shipping from the US across the GIUK line. The bombers would attack the escort ships with massive conventional cruise missile swarms, or single nuclear ones.

      Bears, Bisons, Backfires and Blackjacks. That's why the Aegis cruisers were designed, and that's why the F-14 Tomcat and the AIM-54 Phoenix were rushed into service.

    7. Re:Who's your daddy? by badasscat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously though, Russia has for many decades going back to just after WWII had a predilection for one upping the West in terms of military hardware.

      I'm not sure they've really one-upped the US here.

      This is a fuel-air bomb. It would be physically almost impossible for it to have the raw destructive power of the high explosives in the MOAB. Predictably, there are no actual specifications listed for the bomb in the Bloomberg article (ok, I didn't read it all the way through, but usually those things are at the top), just vague assertions like it being the "most powerful fuel air bomb" and "four times more powerful than the MOAB". That could mean a bunch of different things - it has four times the vacuum power? A four times larger radius pressure wave? (Note that fuel air bombs often have larger but slower - and therefore less destructive - pressure waves.) It doesn't mean that it has four times the explosive power of the MOAB, because that would be pretty ridiculous.

      Fuel air bombs look really impressive when they explode but they don't do a hell of a lot of damage. They mostly just char a lot of stuff and clear the area of life. High explosive bombs like the MOAB, by contrast, are just the opposite - they don't look very impressive (no big mushroom cloud) but they do massive amounts of damage. If you're anywhere near a high explosive bomb when it goes off, you may not get burned, but you will end up in about a thousand different pieces, as will everything else around you that isn't buried 100 feet below the ground.

      Nuclear bombs sort of combine the worst effects of both high explosive and fuel air bombs. But if you're going for destructive power in a non-nuclear bomb, a fuel air bomb is not what you want to use.

    8. Re:Who's your daddy? by guruevi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most likely you do not want everything destroyed or unhabitable, but your enemies dead is good enough. If you have to send troops to a certain area and want it cleared of your enemy, you throw a fuel-air bomb, you can use a lot of the structures with minor repairs but you won't have much resistance. Throw a nuclear bomb and your enemy is dead but neither can you use that area for anything for the next 10 years. A big explosive device is nice if you want to clear out a bunker or so but usually doesn't go a very large area as far as being lethal/effective.

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    9. Re:Who's your daddy? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fuel air bombs look really impressive when they explode but they don't do a hell of a lot of damage. They mostly just char a lot of stuff and clear the area of life.

      Maybe it's just me, but I'd say that anything that can "clear the area of life" counts as doing a hell of a lot of damage.

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    10. Re:Who's your daddy? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      The hydrogen bomb has always protected your freedom from Godless communism. My one regret is that the building of hydrogen bombs is being done big Big Government in Washington rather than by skilled private contractors like Ryan Industries.

      Every American should have a small (<5MT) hydrogen bomb in their homes to drop on the advancing Reds from their flying car should the need arise. There's no need for costly quasi socialist spending on Statist "Air Ministry" rife with bureaucrats. If those Commisars knew that they had to avoid provoking millions of normal Americans rather than a small group of fellow travellers in Washington, I bet they'd be much more cautious.

      Better, if the cars were nuclear powered with a reactor and had an auto pilot like the German V2s, they could just be launched in waves by the militia to spread deadly radiation over an advancing Red army. Small towns would club together to buy a few cobalt salted 5MT devices to drop just in case the Reds proved to be hard to stop.

      Most Americans will buy at least one car, and our Founding Fathers believed in the right to bear Arms, not just guns. Why not try to combine the two?

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    11. Re:Who's your daddy? by Sibko · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a fuel-air bomb. It would be physically almost impossible for it to have the raw destructive power of the high explosives in the MOAB. You seem to be under some kind of misconception here. The MOAB is not a conventional high explosive, it is a Thermobaric weapon, or in other words, a Fuel Air Bomb. [Hell, even the name itself spells it out for you: Massive Ordnance Air Blast] The FOAB and MOAB work under exactly the same principles: Namely, the first detonation spreads the fuel over a large area, and then the second detonation ignites all that fuel, causing a massive shockwave.
    12. Re:Who's your daddy? by Venik · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tu-160 has nothing in common with B-1A. To an amateur they may look similar. Tu-160 is considerably larger than B-1A, twice as fast, carries more payload, and has far better range.

    13. Re:Who's your daddy? by SorryTomato · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know this is just nitpicking, but I wouldn't call the Mig-25 or it's Turmansky jets a great technological success.

      I would. A aircraft that can cruise at mach 2.35 and dash at 2.8 making it immune to most threats. Carries multiple long range missiles coupled with a powerful radar. Can take off and land from a dirt strip while being maintained by semi-skilled conscript labour and flown by relatively unskilled pilots counting on its excellent autopilot. Plus cheap enough to mass produce. And all that in the sixties! The Foxbat is an outstanding success outside of Tom Clancy novels.

      Yes, the jets may of been able to out run the F-15's of the day, but their maintenance requirements were extraordinary

      Actually they werent. No more than say the F-14. The soviets just had a different maintanence philosophy.

      A high speed run above mach 2 required them to be fully rebuilt. A high speed run above mach 2.8 for more than a few minutes generally resulted in the destruction of the engines.

      Routine mach 2 flight did not result in the engine having to be being rebuilt.

      That, coupled with the Mig-25's short effective combat radius (~180 miles with full load out), poor maneuverability (typical G loading limited to around 3 depending on fuel and load out), doesn't make it an effective interceptor.

      I don't know where you are getting your numbers but MiG-25 with four missiles and some supersonic flight (few minutes in combat) had a range of about 600 miles. Range under full load is a meaningless term in real life. At maximum weapons load a F-16 runs out of fuel by the time it taxies for takeoff. It doesn't mean that F-16 is a ineffective aircraft in real life.

      And poor maneuverability is a quite acceptable limitation for a interceptor. These aircraft are not intented for dog fights.

      Mig-25's have kills associated with their name, but none have ever intercepted an SR-71 (one task it was designed to handle)

      Actually it wasn't designed to intercept the SR-71, but the high altitude fast bombers like the B-58 and B-70 which it was more than capable of doing.

      In a head on engagement (ie, F-15), their only defense is their speed

      You mean other than their longer ranged missiles or their electronic warfare gear?

      which results in massive maintenance or destruction of the engines.

      Between destroyed engines and engines-destroyed/airframe-destroyed/pilot-dead it would take the former every time. Wouldn't you?

    14. Re:Who's your daddy? by arivanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personal observations. All photos which showed any of the Be200ES, 6 or so Mi26, 2 Mi 8 or 5 Ka32 which have been there since the beginning of the summer lived at most 15 minutes on the site. After that the photo sequence for "fires in Greece" was changed with the offending photos being excorsized. Further to this, despite being the second largest firefighting fleet in operation (after Greece own aging Canadairs), they got 0 mention in all articles after this one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6917002.stm.

      That is besides the fact that the plane shown in this one was in Bulgaria (which also contained its wildfires) and went to Serbia, not to Greece. Serbia, surprise, surprise managed to contain its fires. Actually not surprising considering that compared to this monster any other firefighting kit out there is a child's toy. Same as with the bomb actually - from the "mine is bigger" series.

      As far as the fires this summer - just search the web (and gootube). It is full of pictures and videos.

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    15. Re:Who's your daddy? by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      After seeing this long discussion, I seriously wish for Gandhi to come back.

      How big was Gandhi's fuel air explosive?

    16. Re:Who's your daddy? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Funny

      oh, praise Allah, what a glorious nation to live in.

    17. Re:Who's your daddy? by indifferent+children · · Score: 3, Funny

      This bomb is a Haliburton initiative. I see lots of rebuilding contracts in their future.

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    18. Re:Who's your daddy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      They say it's environmentally friendly. Or how I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the FOAD.

      -Smiley
    19. Re:Who's your daddy? by jridley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There actually was a proposal back in the 50s to build a nuclear ramjet powered high speed unmanned multiple warhead delivery system. It got through a few rounds of discussion, but then someone said "Well, where does it go after it drops its last nuke?" One of the scientists said "Just have it zig-zag around the enemy's country as long as it can fly; it's cranking out enough radiation to kill everything it flies over." Then someone realized that it would have to fly over some allied countries to get to enemy countries, and they finally realized that maybe this wasn't a good idea.

      (yes, I know a joke when I see one).

  2. Just in time too by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now that Putin's dissolved that pesky and meddlesome parliament, his plans for the Russian conquest can proceed apace.

    First up: Ukraine! Ukraine is weak.

    1. Re:Just in time too by ThePyro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that Putin's dissolved that pesky and meddlesome parliament...


      Indeed! The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away, and no star system will dare oppose Putin after this demonstration of the full power of FOAB. The Rebel alliance will be crushed in one swift stroke!
    2. Re:Just in time too by shbazjinkens · · Score: 3, Funny

      First up: Ukraine! Ukraine is weak.
      I COME FROM UKRAINE! YOU NOT SAY UKRAINE WEAK! Ukraine is game to you?! How bout I take your little board and smash it!!
    3. Re:Just in time too by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 5, Informative
      Ugh. You do know that "dissolving the government" is absolutely standard procedure in every parliamentary democracy (ie -- most of the democratic world outside of the the USA)? Overreacting to it just demonstrates the provincialism of the American news system. What's next...? "Oh noes! The Governor-General dissolved the Canadian parliament!!! EVILLL!!!1111eleventy"

      What's interesting is *who* is getting pushed for the elections which will happen soon, not the ordinary and mundane mechanics of parliamentary democracy.

  3. INVADE! by phobos13013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have WMD! They harbor terrorists!

    Seriously? Isn't it ironic that MOTHER Russia built the FATHER of all BOMBS to outdo UNCLE SAM's MOTHER of all Bombs? Its almost mind-blowing...

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    1. Re:INVADE! by religious+freak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Russia refers to their inanimate objects as masculine, the US feminine, and Germany as "it". It has always been such, for whatever reason.

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    2. Re:INVADE! by tftp · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's just funny, and no, it is not correct. The russian word for that thing is "otechestvo", it has neutral gender and can be loosely translated as "land of our fathers", so the best English match is "fatherland", just like in German.

  4. Buzzword compliant by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is environmentally friendly, compared to a nuclear bomb, and it will enable us to ensure national security and at the same time stand up to international terrorism in any part of the globe and in any situation, Two of the biggest buzzwords: "environmentally friendly" and "international terrorism". Neither of which apply to this bomb. Can you really fight terrorists with giant bombs?
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    1. Re:Buzzword compliant by Tatarize · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course! You can fight anything with bombs. Just have all the terrorists stand under it... including all the people who want this bomb to be really scary... and boom! You want to fight deer overpopulation? Just have the deer stand under it. You want to fight republicanism? Christianity? Kangaroos? -- You could have pretty much anything you want dead stand under this sucker and the problem would be done.

      *Places all dishes under bomb*
      *detonate*
      The dishes are done man!

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    2. Re:Buzzword compliant by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Can you really fight terrorists with giant bombs?"

      Of course you can, very easily. But then you end up with another of those catch phrases: collateral damage.

  5. N bomb! by etherelithic · · Score: 4, Funny

    It just might be enough to destroy the Angels that are a'comin' in 2015!

    1. Re:N bomb! by everphilski · · Score: 3, Funny

      I mustn't run away ... I mustn't run away

      I mustn't run away ... I mustn't run away

      I mustn't run away ... I mustn't run away

      I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY!!!

  6. Mostly useless by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This type of bomb is mostly ueseful for chest-thumping. It cannto be used in any situation were you cannot commit atrocities. It has unreliable yield. This seems to be manly a gesture by the current primitives in the Kremlin that is intended to tell the world, that they still are a global power. Pathetic, really.

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    1. Re:Mostly useless by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Russia is so worried about atrocities, too.

      http://www.robert-fisk.com/russian_atrocities.htm NSFW

  7. Ohhh, shiny by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is nothing more than a large thermobaric device. Very few people call them "vacuum bombs" anymore. It's not the same technology as the US Air Force's "MOAB", which uses semi-conventional explosives. I bet it's also unstable as hell.

    These weapons are nothing more than grandiose show-offs with alleged dubious psychological effects. They're not going to launch one of these on an ICBM any time soon, unless Russia started using Antonovs as ICBMs while I was on vacation.

    This is the military equivalent of having a nuclear warhead that has to be set off with a match. Flashy but completely useless.

  8. So how big is this thing? by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the great military advantages of modern nuclear devices is that they pack an enormous amount of power into a relatively small space. A small nuke can be made to sizes no bigger than conventional bombs, so the bombers/missile/icbm can carry a lot of them. They also scale very well, every small amount you can increase in size allows for a huge increase in power, normal bombs have a more linear scale. This thing must be huge since there has to be more conventional explosive packed into it to get the same effect, this limits the amount they can produce and carry. It's probably too big to be easily fit onto an ICBM, and if you could there'd probably be just the one warhead instead of the dozens that can be carried with a nuclear configuration.

    This is just another example in Russia's long history of impressive, unwieldy, and impractically large weapons. The Tsar Bomba, the largest nuclear weapon ever created and tested by man (even at half it's theoretical strength) broke windows hundreds of miles away and registered on seismic instruments all over the world even though it was detonated in Northern Russia.

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    1. Re:So how big is this thing? by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Informative
      It must be somewhere around 7-8 metric tons or so. I believe they dropped it from a bomber, which they must have had to modify to carry something like that - either the external hardpoints would have to be re-inforced or the internal bomb bay mechanisms pretty much ripped out. I wonder if they had a guy back there with scissors, ready to cut the strings holding it up.

      And you're right, large devices are mostly useless, whether they are nuclear or conventional. That's why both the US and USSR stopped making multi-megaton bombs and started creating MIRVed payload ICBMs and SLBMs to deliver multiple smaller devices.

      A radial airburst of 6-7 nuclear warheads in the 200-300KT range is *much* more destructive than a single 20MT bomb. That's the nuclear doctrine for both Russia and the US for large counter-population or counter-value targets, and has been for the past thirty years or so. The large bombs went out of style in the late 60s along with the hippies.

  9. Re:Enough with the hyperbole by chebucto · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If the Father of all Bombs is only 44t, it's dwarfed by the Halifax Explosion. Admittadly, the Halifax Explosion was an explosion of a munitions ship, not a single bomb, but it's far closer to a nuclear explosion than that firecracker the Russkies set off. If you trust Wikipedia, the explosion set off 2.9kt of explosives, and consisted of:
    • 223,188 kilograms benzol
    • 56,301 kilograms of nitrocellulose (guncotton)
    • 1,602,519 kilograms of wet picric acid
    • 544,311 kilograms of dry picric acid (highly explosive, and extremely sensitive to shock, heat and friction), and
    • 226,797 kilograms of TNT
    The Explosion leveled Halifax, and caused over 10,000 casualties.
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  10. Mostly useful by javacowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has it ever occurred to you that Russia could be using these bombs to:

    a) Sell to other countries.
    b) Act as a counter-balance to U.S. global hegemony.

    No, of course you haven't.

    As for Russia being a superpower, they're getting closer to that status everyday, now that they actually have a competent leader.

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    1. Re:Mostly useful by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Has it ever occurred to you that Russia could be using these bombs to:

      a) Sell to other countries.
      b) Act as a counter-balance to U.S. global hegemony.

      No, of course you haven't.


      Oh, but it has. Unfortunately they are completely useless for both purposes. Which, incidentially, is quite obvious.

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    2. Re:Mostly useful by Onetus · · Score: 5, Funny
      #include humour.h

      Communism is evil. A harsh statement, granted. But when you see the 100s of millions of people it has enslaved for the benefit of the few people at the top, there's no other word for it but evil. What's the difference between Capitalism and Communism?

      Communism is one man taking advantage of another man.
      And Capitalism is the exact opposite of that.
  11. Father of All Bombs? by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry - the US will soon respond with their "Alcoholic Step-Dad of All Bombs."

    1. Re:Father of All Bombs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the only thing it fears, the mother-in-law of all bombs.

    2. Re:Father of All Bombs? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      the US will soon respond with their "Alcoholic Step-Dad of All Bombs."

      Paving the way for a whole dysfunctional family of bombs.

      Pervy uncle of all bombs: only targets children.

      Crack whore daughter of all bombs: readily detonates for anyone at any time, but very cheap.

      Emo-kid of all bombs: ill-fitting black casing, sits in the bomb bay sulking, threatens to go off in an overly dramatic manner "to make everyone sorry" without realising that's why the other bombs won't talk to it in the first place. When one actually does go off (which is rare), nobody notices or cares except the over-protective MOAB.

      Third cousin twice removed of all bombs: everybody has one but nobody can ever recall it's name, only explodes at weddings and funerals.

      Grandfather of all bombs: guarantees lawn-area supremacy.

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    3. Re:Father of All Bombs? by grcumb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry - the US will soon respond with their "Alcoholic Step-Dad of All Bombs."

      ... And Canada will contribute to the project by creating the Stern Maiden Aunt of All Detonators.

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  12. Another artifact of Bush's policies by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having a President who gleefully revels in anti-intellectualism has its consequences, fellow citizens.

    • Increased military aggressiveness by the US abroad has scared Russia into reactionary military posturing.
    • Building bases in Eastern Bloc countries has made Putin's militarism popular with its citizens and a source of nationalism.
    • US attempts to expand our missile shield closer are negating Russia's nuclear deterrence. The only rational response is for Russia to expand its nuclear arsenal.
    • Insane Iraq policies driving up oil prices have given Russia the cash flow to not have to worry about democratic and economic reforms. The economic pressure is what led to the collapse of the USSR in the first place.

    But, hey who cares! Freedom's on the march!

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    1. Re:Another artifact of Bush's policies by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Funny
      Son, I can't for the life of me understand a word of whatever it is you're going on about. All your M's and W's look the same to me.


      -FL

  13. Link to FOAB's explosion video by snikulin · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's on Russian TV news channel web site:
    http://www.1tv.ru/news/n108915
    To play, click on a bomb's image in the right upper corner shown after flash loading.

  14. Oh I get it... by eli+pabst · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Russians are gearing up for their own version of "Shock and Awesky"

  15. Mexico tests La Abuelita de Todas las Bombas by SlappyBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    France is planning to test Le Grand-père de Toutes les Bombes next week.

    The week after that North Korea is threatening to test indoor plumbing.

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  16. Environmentally Freindly? by DreadSpoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    It doesn't pollute the environment... it just incinerates it!

  17. quite possibly the cruelest weapon made by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Interesting

    preads a high incendiary vapour cloud over a wide area and then ignites it, creating an ultra-sonic shock wave and searing fireball that destroys everything in its wake.

    Here's a slightly more accurate description of what it does....to people.

    • People unlucky enough to be within the actual fuel-air mixture area are set on fire, both internally (lungs- they breathe in the fuel/air mixture) and externally (the infrared radiation immediately ignites their clothing, hair, and skin) while suffocating. That's pretty much the most painful way to die, hands down, that I can think of.
    • Anyone within the shockwave and following vacuum is liable to either be thrown against other objects or be crushed by them, or structures that collapse. This is the greatest hope you have, as it is the quickest potential way to die.
    • Anyone unfortunate enough to not be burned alive or crushed, will suffer from the pain of blown eardrums and collapsed or burst lungs, while simultaneously suffocating because all the air around them is devoid of oxygen; the fire consumed it. Oh, and everything around you that is flammable is burning whatever oxygen might be left.

    They're indiscriminate and quite possibly the cruelest way of killing people save WW1-era chemical attacks.

    The fact that the US and Russia are the only countries to use and develop them should speak volumes.

  18. A "vacuum bomb"? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The device is a fuel-air explosive, commonly known as a vacuum bomb...


    Nah...that type of thing is more widely known as a fuel-air explosive. Even my old flight sims from the late 1980s called them that. (Even back then the common target was Iran...)

  19. It's nothing like a nuke by Von+Rex · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comparing these things to nukes really underestimates the power of a nuke. Consider the wikipedia entry on the Moab.

    It's got a yield of 11 tons of TNT. That means the Hiroshima bomb, at approximately 15 kilotons, was about 1300 times stronger. And a Minuteman ICBM, at 1.2 megatons, is 109,000 times stronger. The Tsar Bomba weapon had a yield equal to about 40 Minutemen, or around 4.4 million Moabs.

    I know there's additional factors when it comes to amount of destruction inflicted, but still, it's clear that these fuel-air devices are a drop in the ocean compared to a nuke.

    The phrase "weapon of mass destruction" annoys me because it equates so many lesser things with nukes, which are, in my opinion, the only WMD, other than perhaps a really vicious plague weapon the likes of which we haven't yet seen.

  20. Nothing new by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hollywood has built far larger bombs. One of the largest was named Pluto Nash. Not many people have heard of it inspite of it not being a secret project. Smaller tactical bombs were created by the likes of Pauly Shore. Not as powerful but equally devasting at killing 90 minutes of your life.

  21. Re:Enough with the hyperbole by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Explosion leveled Halifax, and caused over 10,000 casualties.

    And thus, Halifax's urban growth was stunted, causing it to be one of the smallest cities in the West today, (under 200,000 people), and yet because it is placed on a huge natural shipping harbor and has a nice climate, it has all the benefits of a major metropolis. --Yet it suffers from none of the congestion and other big city problems the rest of the nation has to deal with. It still has a small-town feel. Having visited, I must say it's easily one of the most wonderful cities I've ever seen. Cleanest city air I've ever breathed.

    I bet New York, Chicago, Toronto and all the rest could have benefited from a city-leveling whollop a century ago as well. It'd be far, far nicer if people would just stop having so many babies and treat the land with a bit of reason and respect, but failing that, a ship full of munitions appears to do a fair job.


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  22. a small mistake... by happyhamster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fixed that for you:

    ***Capitalism*** is evil. A harsh statement, granted. But when you see the 100s of millions of people it has enslaved for the benefit of the few people at the top, there's no other word for it but evil.

    1. Re:a small mistake... by inviolet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ***Capitalism*** is evil. A harsh statement, granted. But when you see the 100s of millions of people it has enslaved for the benefit of the few people at the top, there's no other word for it but evil.

      Exceedingly sloppy use of the concept of 'enslave' there. A distinguishing characteristic of that concept is, or at least was, the use of physical force to prevent the victim from disengaging.

      If you proceed to lump America and Soviet Union into the same concept ("slave economies"), then that concept will cease to be useful, and you'll thereafter need a new word to describe the very important difference between "Do it our way or else go find a different job" versus "Do it our way or go to jail". I don't know about you, but *I* would vastly prefer the former.

      It also seems silly to say that Capitalism has only enriched the people at the top, when in Western Capitalist countries the lower class has an objectively higher standard of living than the upper class does in Communist countries (not counting the handful of upper-upper-crust).

      Lemme guess: you're still in school?

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    2. Re:a small mistake... by Kokuyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Do it our way or else go find a different job"

      Well, depends on how many different jobs are available, your chances to get one and how much help you get from the state in the meantime. Remember, majority of people is seldomly the highly educated top industry kind of people. It's usually the "lower class" and for them losing their job can be a sentence to poverty or in some cases death.

      So just because I probably won't have as much of a problem doesn't mean most other people won't either.

  23. Nukes are way more reliable by quanticle · · Score: 3, Informative

    Chemical weapons are powerful, but very difficult to disperse finely enough to affect a large population. Usually what happens is that a chemical warhead will go off, and deliver a superlethal dose to a particular area and leave the rest of the target pretty much unscathed. These weapons are also more problematic to store over the long term.

    Nuclear devices on the other hand destroy with brute force, so you don't have to worry about designing fine dispersion mechanisms - the force of the blast will take care of spreading around radioactive fallout for you. Also, nukes "salt the field" by leaving medium to long term radioactivity in the area. Nukes are also more difficult to defend against, since they combine massive physical damage, EMP and radioactive fallout. Chemical weapons don't offer that kind of "triple threat".

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  24. Fighting terrorists with bombs by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure you can, if you don't mind a few casualties. The Russians seem to have a liberal policy about random deaths in terrorism matters.

    Example: when 32 Chechnyen separatists took over the Beslan School and had 1200 hostages ( several hundred of them children ), Russian security forces used tanks ( firing - according to one of the tank comander's testimony - "antipersonnel-high explosive shells" ), flamethrowers, and at least one Mi-24 helicopter gunship.
    At least 334 hostages died, and approximately 700 were wounded.

    This is a weapon for political control as much as for war. They already have more nukes than they can reasonably use. What is the point of building a non-radiactive bomb this powerful? The only reason seems to be so you can retake the territory soon after. They're going to use it on their own territory.

    1. Re:Fighting terrorists with bombs by wannabgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure you can, if you don't mind a few casualties. The Russians seem to have a liberal policy about random deaths in terrorism matters.

      And the US sure minds "a few" casualties, eh? Ever looked at the number of civilian casualties in Iraq war? A war which was invoked using 9/11 and terrorists as one of the excuses.

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  25. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Informative
    Bombers are not designed to attack navy ships.

    http://www.deagel.com/Land-Attack-Cruise-Missiles/Kh-15_a000869001.aspx

    Kh-15 is a supersonic, short-range attack missile carrying a 200-kiloton nuclear or 250 kg conventional warhead. It was designed to provide Soviet medium- and long-range bombers with an outstanding strike capability against targets protected by sophisticated air defense systems. This can be done thanks to its impressive maximum speed of Mach 5. Kh-15 guidance system is based on the inertial navigation and may be backed up with a radar homing head for anti-ship applications.

    Kh-15P designation refers to the anti-radiation version of Kh-15 which is a superb weapon for enemy air defenses suppression. Kh-15A and/or Kh-15S refer to an anti-ship variant. The Russian/Soviet Air Force deployed the Kh-15 on its Tu-160, Tu-22M and Tu-95 bombers. NATO calls this weapon the AS-16 Kickback. It is the Soviet counterpart to US AGM-69 SRAM.

    May I suggest you stop using Wikipedia as the source of your "expertise"? Or just shut the fuck up. Whatever works for you.

  26. Chuck Norris... by professorfalcon · · Score: 4, Funny

    This bomb made Chuck Norris sneeze.

  27. America going in opposite direction by Goonie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The US's latest bomb is going in the entirely opposite direction - a much smaller, more accurate weapon.

    As others have noted, you generally get much more militarily useful effect with multiple small weapons rather than one large one.

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  28. It's probably true; doesn't mean it's important. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It doesn't mean that it has four times the explosive power of the MOAB, because that would be pretty ridiculous. I don't think there's any reason why it couldn't, if by "explosive power" you mean energy release. The Russian device in question is only slightly smaller in size than a MOAB, and probably uses newer, more powerful explosives. Just on those grounds alone, its energy yield is probably about the same or larger. (The fact that the bomb is designed to disperse the explosives into a cloud and then detonate them -- a Fuel Air Device rather than a conventional integrated-mix explosive -- probably doesn't change the energy yield much but has more of an effect on how the blast is actually delivered.)

    Fuel Air Devices aren't really that interesting, from a fundamental engineering standpoint. Scaling them up isn't that hard -- you just add more fuel. Eventually you run into delivery problems. Like the Tsar Bomba (the Russkies giant H-bomb), it's more of a question of priorities than design ability. You can scale a hydrogen bomb up pretty much arbitrarily, by adding more tritium; similarly, FADs can be made bigger simply by adding more fuel and then changing the dispersion calculations accordingly (so that you achieve the right fuel/air mix at the right target altitude). The real question is 'why would you bother?' It's probably easier to drop twice as many bombs of half the size, than one really monster bomb, in most combat scenarios.

    I don't really doubt that you could make a FAD that's bigger than the MOAB. They have more real-world experience in the area than other nations -- they used FADs extensively in Chechnya -- and have shown a propensity in the past for building "the biggest" simply for the penis-length factor. That doesn't mean that the rest of the world should be rushing out to do the same thing, or really care.
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  29. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    God, I can't help myself, you really pissed me off. Your point about the F-14 and the AIM-54 is also painfully incorrect, since the cruise missile threat to US navy ships dates back to the Tu-95 and, which was first deployed in the 1960s with the predecessors to the current Kh-55SM ant-shipping missile, which is similar to the US AHM-84 Harpoon. Later the threat was the Tu-22M Backfire. One of the primary stated aims of the AIM-54 was in fact to intercept large cruise missiles launched at carriers, such as the AS-6. You seem to be high on Wikipedia, so I'll quote from it:

    The Phoenix was designed to defend the Carrier Battle Group against a variety of threats including cruise missiles, and its range and loiter capability provided defense in depth. During the height of the Cold War, the threat included regimental-size raids of Badger and Backfire bombers equipped with high-speed cruise missiles and considerable Electronic Counter Measures (ECM) of various types. The upgraded Phoenix, the AIM-54C, was developed to better counter projected threats from tactical aircraft and cruise missiles and its final upgrade included a re-programmable memory capability to keep pace with emerging threat ECM.

    Whaddya know, bombers attacking ships. With cruise missiles! Oh the humanity!

    The reality is that the Soviet Navy simply never hoped to match the blue-water capabilities of the US Navy, thus the use of the long-range bomber and the cruise missile as the primary attack weapon against surface combatants. Large numbers of Soviet bombers were tasked to naval aviation regiments throughout the Cold War.

    And finally, the manned strategic bomber went the way of the condor in the early 80s. The Soviets had no illusions about their ability to successfully penetrate US air defenses, which is why they increased their ICBM throw weight enormously during the 70s and 80s. That was the actual "missile gap", not the one Kennedy claimed existed in the early 60s. Soviet bombers in the Cold War existed almost solely to fight the US Navy. You won't read that on Wikipedia, but you could read it on Jane's or FAS.

  30. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, during WWII it was actually quite common for planes to attack surface ships with iron bombs, or even just strafe them with machine gun fire. That became problematic with the availability of air cover from aircraft carriers and better ship-mounted defensive systems, so it went out of style until cruise missiles were developed and standoff attacks were made possible.

  31. Re:Is Russia still a nuclear power? by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, they've still got lots of nukes, and if they want more they can probably just buy some back on the black market - but they'll probably want to save those for special occasions. No, I see this as more of a way to show off what they can do relatively cheaply and cleanly. Say you've just invaded, oh, I don't know, Futtbuckistan. You've got most of the population subdued and happy, but there's a large rebel base you want to level. Light the blue touchpaper, drop it out the back of an Antonov, and when the dust settles send in the Corps of Engineers to build a shiny new town that you can hand over to a bunch of well-behaved peasants from a neighbouring region. When the rains come they can grow crops without worring about radiation, they'll have a nice place to live, and the whole country will know what happens if you don't play ball. Carrot and stick in one. Nobody is game to use nukes because, well, they're nukes - but a power that had a halfway-decent rationalisation for using one of these could probably talk their way out of the international backlash... and if they couldn't, well, would you really want to piss them off, knowing what they were capable of?

  32. big bombs vs terrorists/freedom-fighters/whatever by TTK+Ciar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Can you really fight terrorists with giant bombs?

    The Russians seem to think so.

    In 1999, the Russian Army evacuated the city of Grozny of civilians, leaving (obstensibly) only the dug-in insurgents in the city. Russian forces then cordoned the city and laid waste to it with massive barrages of fuel-air munitions, delivered via TOS-1. The city was totally destroyed.

    That was using Fuel-Air Explosives (FAE's), which use aerosolized hydrocarbon-based fuel. Judging from the mass-to-yeild ratio reported for this new bomb (~5.5x that of TNT), it's an aluminum-based thermobaric munition. Thermobarics use aluminum (or less commonly boron) based fuel, distributed and usually detonated by high explosive charge. Compared to fuel-air bombs this results in greater reliability, more energy released per unit mass, and much more energy released per unit volume (since 75% aluminum + 25% composition-B HE is about 2.5x denser than hydrocarbon-based fuels).

    For what it's worth: (1) the old-generation american fuel-air explosives used ethylene oxide as their fuel, which increased reliability but at the expense of energy density. (2) the american armed forces have aluminum-based thermobaric munitions in their inventories, too.

    And yeah, comparing FAE's and thermobarics to nukes is misleading. Thermobarics can offer up to ~8x the energy density of conventional high explosives, but even small nukes generate thousands times more boom per unit weight. Nukes are the cheap and easy way to destroy a city, but the Russians decided the political price would be too high, and used FAE's instead (which are much cheaper than equivalent-yield high explosives, but nowhere nearly as cheap per unit yield as nukes).

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  33. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by arivanov · · Score: 5, Informative

    I agree, Tu 160 does not have anything to do with that. Now TU-22M Backfire is a completely different matter. It was designed as an antifleet weapon, built as an antifleet weapon and is still considered by the USA to be the most dangerous antifleet weapon in the Russian arms inventory.

    As far as what is feasible to attack with what here is a nice diagram: http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/bomber/range.gif

    As you can see most of USA is within range even without considering the use of cruise missiles.

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  34. Re:It's probably true; doesn't mean it's important by glittalogik · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your sig fits your comment somewhat squickily...

  35. Re:Enough with the hyperbole by the_womble · · Score: 3, Interesting

    have problems like in the Netherlands, or Britain; large swaths of people who refuse to assimilate, hold alien values
    1. There are no large swathes of people who refuse to assimilate in Britain, a scattering of small communities is more accurate - look at numbers rather than hysterical tabloid newspapers.
    2. It is a good thing. Most of the people who refuse to assimilate live in areas where the native culture and values can be summed up as having children (or being a confirmed petty criminal) by the age of 13, and then being a dole scrounger for the rest of your life.

      There are lots of Asians in places like Wimbledon (where I grew up): completely assimilated in a generation or two because a decent culture is something worth assimilating with.

    Incidentally, I assume you deliberately not seeing the benefit immigration has brought to Britain. A far more vibrant culture (things like books and music), "alien" values like discipline and hard work (Have you ever met an Asian chav or dole scrounger?), and even better food.

    and seek to destroy the nation from within.
    Do you know that there are treatments available for paranoia?

    Have you ever seen a 70 year old copy of the Daily Mail (British tabloid newspaper)? At that point they were saying that the Jews would over-run the country and impose their alien values etc. Now its Muslims/Asians. Apart from the irony, the pattern is pretty obvious.

    Personally I think mindless xenophobes should be deported (perhaps we would bribe some poor country to take them?) and replaced with decent people from elsewhere.

  36. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bombers are not designed to attack navy ships. Battle carrier groups are heavily fortified structures.

    Bombers, carrying cruise missiles, do quite well at attacking naval formations. The Russians maintained hundreds of bombers specifically for the purpose. (And the F-14/Phoenix combination was designed expressely to combat them.)
     
     

    Even back then, they would use small fast aircrafts to hit our ships, not monsters aircrafts that make inviting targets.

    Except for one little problem - the Russians didn't have any small fast aircraft that could strike naval battle groups in the GIUK, let alone deep in the North Atlantic. Though normally I am loath to send someone to Tom Clancy for military information - dig up a copy of Red Storm Rising and read his and Larry Bonds' take on what a WWII Battle of the Atlantic might have looked like in the 1980's. He gets it pretty close.
  37. The difference is real vs ideal by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Communism to work relies on an idealized version of humans, one that is not lazy or greedy. It is very simple at its core, the whole "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs," thing. However that assumes that people are willing to work hard at the job given to them, even if it isn't what they really want and even if there's no difference in benefit doing so. It also assumes that they are willing to take only what they need, no more, so that others can have what they need.

    Well that proves not to be human nature. It can work on a small scale, but as a whole humans are lazy and greedy.

    Capitalism seeks to play one on the other. You don't get to have anything just for existing, you have to work for things. So if you want stuff, you work. The more you want, the more you need to work. It uses greed to overcome laziness. Not a perfect system, but it at least does seem to work and create a functioning economy.

    In reality we don't go for unrestricted capitalism in any country I'm aware of, but even the more socialist nations are based on capitalism. The government may take more of your money, and more of the basics may be provided at a common expense, but you still have to work if you want more, and working can get you more if you are willing to do it.

    Like it or not, it is just what makes economies grow and seems to make life better for everyone. While capitalism isn't good at ensuring everyone gets an equal slice of the pie, it makes the pie grow large enough everyone gets more. Communism is so concerned with giving everyone an equal slice (except the leaders of course) at all costs that the pie ends up being very small and you have less.

  38. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by SorryTomato · · Score: 5, Informative
    Actually you are even more wrong than the grand parent.

    Bombers are not designed to attack navy ships.

    Wrong. Take Tu-22M for instance. Or the Tu-16. Or even the B-52. Some of these aircraft served in hundreds in dedicated anti-shipping regiments.

    Battle carrier groups are heavily fortified structures.

    Wrong again. Heavily defended? Yes. Fortified? Hell No. Not since world war 2 when the armored battleships went the way of the Dodo. Modern warships dont have anything more than splinter armor.

    Even back then, they would use small fast aircrafts to hit our ships, not monsters aircrafts that make inviting targets

    Wrong two more times again. One, Small aircraft lack the range, endurance and payload to effectively hunt the carrier battle groups. Two, These "monster" aircraft are not quite the easy target you think they are because they have stand off weapons.

    Finally, you are wrong when you contradict the GP that Tomcat/Phoenix was a direct responce to these bombers. The Tomcat was specifically designed for intercepting heavy cruise missile carrying bombers.

    And you have the gall for berating the GP and mods about modding without a clue!!!

  39. Now George... by revengebomber · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bomb, George. The fuel-air bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country. Well let me finish, George. Let me finish, George. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, George? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, George. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call.

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  40. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by bentcd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Strategic bombers did attack ships. The problem was they can't hit them! As far as I understand, this was an important part of the motivation behind the development of the Norden bomb sight at the time.
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  41. Re:What a LOAD of shit. by rxmd · · Score: 4, Informative

    It had EVERYTHING to do with being able to go over the North Pole and hitting Alaska/Canada/the DEW line. Considering that they ALL are based in northern siberia, that makes sense.

    They weren't. During Soviet times, the twenty or so that were actually deployed were based in Priluki, which is in Ukraine, about 100 km east of Kiev. Not far from Chernobyl, incidentally, and not exactly northern Siberia. After the breakup of the USSR part of those planes were scrapped, the remainder were given to Russia in exchange for gas debts. The Russian Tu-160s are based at Engels-2, which is on the eastern shore of the middle Volga opposite Saratov, south of Kazan' in European Russia, also not exactly northern Siberia.
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  42. Defense... by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Put it this way, if a neighbour (who you hate and who hates you) down the street rigs up a gun in their yard and says it's a defense system against you, then sure it's a defense system against you.

    But if that neighbour puts the gun in the yard of your next door neighbour, then while it might still be a "defense system against you" and still not quite "gun to your head" "defense", it doesn't quite give you the same warm fuzzy feeling of "defense against you", hope you know what I mean ;).

    In other words it sure seems the US likes to do defense in an offensive manner.

    Then look at some posters here saying the Mig 25 sucks because it has short range. While that "short range" might make it hard for a country like the USA to attack another country (naturally to defend itself from that evil country), that's not such a big problem if you're only using it to intercept stuff that's entered YOUR country.

    Same for the big bomb - sure it's useless in destroying fortified stuff. But in your territory the fortified buildings are mostly yours, and the bomb sure works fine on "trespassers" (troops, supply vehicles, relatively lightly fortified camps).

    Same for nukes that can't destroy hardened targets. Yes they're useless for a first strike, but if you have enough of them, maybe the USA won't do that first strike on you (or at least you can have bitter revenge).

    A lot of that "crappy" russian stuff isn't so bad if you mainly have defense in mind.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't think the Russians are good guys (hah!), but at least they rarely go around pretending or believing they are.

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  43. Engine not the biggest problem by tjstork · · Score: 3, Informative

    The biggest problem with the Space Shuttle is that it is mounted sideways on the fuel tank, rather than on top, like a "normal" rocket. Were the shuttle "on top", then you wouldn't have the problem of ice and foam whacking the space plane on lift off, which killed one shuttle and its crew, ultimately, and damaged more.

    Buran had the same problem.

    What Buran excelled in, ironically, was avionics. The Buran could be remotely flown from the ground, so that, they could test it without astronauts. In such a mode, you could decrew the space plane, bring them down in a soyuz, and then remotely fly the buran for a landing. Might lose a vehicle but won't lose the crew.

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  44. Sergei! This was nothing! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my day, Soviet Union created world's largest Micro Chip!

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