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Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like?
saudadelinux writes "I was held up at gunpoint in July, and my laptop was stolen. There are companies out there which, for a fee, install tracker software on your laptop. If it's stolen or lost, they track its whereabouts whenever it gets on the 'Net and work with local law enforcement and ISPs to find the machine. I'm wondering: has anyone used one of these services? Does anyone have a recommendation for which company to go with? My new laptop is a a dual-boot Ubuntu/XP machine, and the couple of companies I've looked at do Windows-only. Are there Linux options?"
I use a built in grenade on a timer you must reset every 24 hours.
I did forget to reset it once with tragic consequences. I really miss that dog.
Oh well, its the price you have to pay for security.
O.J. just wanted those jpegs of him and hoover that were in your documents folder.
Either roll your own or wait. If you are lucky, someone will rob Linus Torvalds of his laptop, all production on the kernel will stop while Torvalds and friends crank out a "stolen laptop tracking system" that is greatly superiorthan any other.
If you are really proactive, you could go steal his laptop yourself. That way you have another laptop to use, and you will jumpstart this scenario.
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
Only if they're reasonably smart. We had a thief call Dell Support after he could not get logged in. Duh. -- Mitch
kinky.
If you have Linux on your laptop, they won't be able to figure out how to get on the net anyway, especially via wireless. :)
My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.
That would make airline travel more enjoyable...
I have something in common with Stephen Hawking...
software can be deleted, chances are the hard drive will be wiped, so all ur data's already gone
really the best idea is to call chuck norris, and convince him roundhouse kick every laptop thief in the universe.
sigs... don't talk to me about sigs....
I did not steal a notebook, but had I stolen a notebook, here is how I would have done it ...
I checked out the undercover website and noticed that in one of the perp snapshots the dude is in the bathroom, sitting on the can. I'm not sure if I'd want my Mac back after seeing that pic.
Now you tell me, after I used my bowie knife to dig my name and contact information into the screen of my laptop... :-)
Remind me to try that (smuggling milkbones, that is) next time I fly somewhere. Boy, would that be a funny misunderstanding. Well, for some definitions of the word "funny".
Ben Hocking
Need a professional organizer?
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For the love of... I shoot you just once and you won't shut the hell up about it!
You need to set it up so that if you don't run a certain script once a week, the Goatse wallpaper happens.
# cat
Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
Look, that guy's carrying a stolen laptop as if he owned it! Call the cops!
The only solution? Anti-theft stickers!
ANTI THEFT: Runs Slackware Only!
GENTOO: Not For You
DEBIAN: CUTTING EDGE (2 years ago)
NO GUI: RUNS CLI ONLY
and so on
I kid, I kid!
WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
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Those places always seemed kinda fishy...
Program Intellivision!