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The Wiimote As Yoda Intended - A Lightsaber

An anonymous reader writes "So what if the Wii can't handle the awesome 'next-generation' physics engine the other consoles will enjoy when Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is released? LucasArts announced today that Krome Studios is developing a version of the game for the Nintendo console, and players will finally get to use the Wiimote for its intended purpose — as a lightsaber. 'The sword-swinging action will be exclusive to the Wii version, and even then, it will only be available in an exclusive "duel mode." The description in the release says that this duel mode will be a multiplayer affair.'"

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  1. let me be the first by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Funny

    to welcome our wiimote toting sith overlords.

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    1. Re:let me be the first by kevin.fowler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't welcome them...

      It's a trap!

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    2. Re:let me be the first by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 5, Funny

      I for one welcome our lightsaber-dueling-related injury treating emergency room doctor overlords.

    3. Re:let me be the first by jimicus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody is going to believe you were playing Star Wars naked when you sat on the wiimote, so don't even bother pretending.

    4. Re:let me be the first by monkeyboythom · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have the ring, and I see your Wii is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

    5. Re:let me be the first by thegnu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody is going to believe you were playing Star Wars naked when you sat on the wiimote, so don't even bother pretending.

      DOCTOR: So I am to understand that you were swinging the lightsaber around wildly while playing by yourself?
      PATIENT: Yes!
      DOCTOR: And you fell on your wiimote?
      PATIENT: Yes!
      DOCTOR: Wait a second...isn't there only lightsaber swinging in Duel mode?
      NURSE: Busted!
      RECEPTIONIST: There's someone here to see the patient...
      MARIO: ITSA ME! MARIO! Yousa gotta no play witta da wiimote lika dat! Issa no goota for ayou digestion offa da lasagna! Shigeru'sa be amadd awitta us!
      SHIGERU MIYAMOTO: No famry fun! No buttmote! You shame Nintendo pray!
      (etc)

      (sorry, I got off-track there)
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  2. Avast! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    players will finally get to use the Wiimote for its intended purpose -- as a lightsaber. 'The sword-swinging action will be exclusive to the Wii version, and even then, it will only be available in an exclusive "duel mode." The description in the release says that this duel mode will be a multiplayer affair.'"

    Arrr! I be thinking it be more fun to have an actual lightsabre, be it plastic I don't be carin', with the Wii controller attached some way, so ye be hackin' and slashin' (and no small bit o' swashbucklin'!) to the dulcet tones of sommon bellowin' 'Hey, you could poke an eye out with that thing!'

    We be needing cutlasses and some fing piratin' adventures, too. oX|P-)

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  3. remember sony, It's not the size of your swartz by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the size of your swartz but what you can do with it!

    1. Re:remember sony, It's not the size of your swartz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure I'm not the only person waiting for the inevitable Wii dildonics controler. I won't just be watching the ugly, skinny, heavily tattood guy in the porn film, instead I'll get to BE that ugly guy.

  4. The very definition of... by WiglyWorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    A killer ap? I think so.

  5. Lightsabre dueling by aapold · · Score: 4, Funny

    The logistics of lightsabers always intrigued me... some possibilities:

    - How fast can they turn off and back on? By timing it right you could bypass a parry but turning it off...

    - Lightsabre trap... to stop others from using it, make it look like the other end is the business end.

    - While most other forms seem silly (especially the two-ended staff), putting it on a long pole would be of definite advantage in some situations. But why stop there? Can you imagine a pair of light-sabre nunchuku? HOw about a garden rake with one stuck on the end? Or why not a boomerang with twin-sabre action that turns them on a few seconds after it leaves your hand, then back off when it returns... the possibilities are endless..

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    1. Re:Lightsabre dueling by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      You realize it was just a movie, right?

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    2. Re:Lightsabre dueling by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      - While most other forms seem silly (especially the two-ended staff), putting it on a long pole would be of definite advantage in some situations. But why stop there? Can you imagine a pair of light-sabre nunchuku? HOw about a garden rake with one stuck on the end? Or why not a boomerang with twin-sabre action that turns them on a few seconds after it leaves your hand, then back off when it returns... the possibilities are endless.. geek: Oh wait wait! How about this! You know how Shredder has those blades all over and they're like sharper than katanas? How about this: he's got lightsaber emitters instead! He fires them up and he's a walking wall of death!

      observer: You do realize that your uber-cool jedi ninja now looks like a walking Las Vegas neon sign?

      geek: No, but think of the possibilities!

      observer: Yeah. If he altered the color of the different blades he could pass for Rainbow Brite's dad.

      geek: *stiffles sob* You asshole...
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    3. Re:Lightsabre dueling by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      If I was a Jedi, I'd have about two dozen, and they'd all surround me in some kind of deadly sphere of force-controlled prescient deflection dance.

      Darth Traya, is that you?

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    4. Re:Lightsabre dueling by mcvos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine a pair of light-sabre nunchuku?

      That's an excellent trap! Just persuade the other guy to use it, and he'll dismember himself without any further help from you.

  6. Re:force feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well duh. Also, having your character die in a video game, not like actually dying!

  7. Obligatory by hellfire · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic computer adventure like your father did. It's your father's WiiMote. This is the weapon of a Wii Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a Joystick, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Wii Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the PS3."

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    1. Re:Obligatory by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic computer adventure like your father did. It's your father's WiiMote. This is the weapon of a Wii Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a Joystick, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Wii Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the PS3." Awesome. So now I get to be on of the Knights Who Play Wii. Bring me a shrubbery, bitch!
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    2. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "We are the knights who say 'Wii!'

  8. Re:force feedback by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Jedi can slice through a person with a light saber with no perceptible change to the momentum of the saber, so it seems likely that there is not a whole lot of tactile feedback in a "real" light saber either. I think the tactile feedback would probably be little more than it would be if one were slicing a hot knife through butter. So, fencing with a light saber in any context would not "live up to" the experience of real fencing because the weapons involved are too different.

    Arr! I be proposin' an electrical jolt whenever ye be hittin' the other curs sabre. Avast, games should be educational -- ye should be taught a lesson about fightin' with glow sticks that can kill!

    aye laddie, aye laddie, where's me eye laddie? - John Byner

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  9. Re:Wait a second... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I always thought of the wiimote as REALLY intended for something way more sexually explicit..."

    You'd better disable the rumble feature before you chip your teeth!

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  10. Freedom of (light saber) motion by anno1602 · · Score: 2, Funny

    or is it going to be 100% interactive?
    If, as I hope it to be, it is 100% interactive, will you be able to kill your own character by tilting the wiimote towards you?

  11. I always thought a wiffle ball bat worked fine... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought a wiffle ball bat worked fine for a light saber. Then again, I was about 8 the last time Star Wars seemed interesting.

  12. Fencing is one potential sword-fighting model by bevoblake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fencing has a set of standard moves that could be modeled on the wiimote. These include the foil and epee forms that involve stabbing motions as well as the sabre form which involves cutting motions. The combination of these forms would provide a rich set of moves that would have some basis in real sword-fighting. On the downside, I have yet to figure out how to summon force lightning while fencing.

  13. Obligatory meme by bioglaze · · Score: 2, Funny

    In soviet Mordor, Han used the wiimote first.

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  14. Re:How about 2 sabers? by Jesterboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of TVs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  15. Re:force feedback by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you get force feedback on those things?

    You feel the force through The Force, young padawan!

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  16. Re:How about 2 sabers? by Rolgar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd think 10s of millions would love to see JarJar the Jedi wield Lightsaber Chucks.

  17. Re:fun times by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wondering if Wii supports 4 remotes? I'm sure this isn't built into the functionality of the game, but hey it can't stop me from "dueling myself".

    General Grievous, is that you?

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  18. Re:force feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, lightsabers stop when they contact each other...

    Clearly midichlorians obey the Pauli exclusion principle.
    </geekmode>
  19. Re:Wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny