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Nasdaq to Delist SCO Sep 27
symbolset writes "The Nasdaq Staff has decided to delist SCO at open of business on September 27, 2007 under their discretionary authority and as a result of SCO filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. SCO can get a hearing but "There can be no assurance that the panel will grant the Company's request for continued listing.""
Remember to fit the grave with a bell "just in case" :)
I got dibs on sco.com!
I could some how take credit for this, it seems like a positive achievement.
"Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
You think you have problems? I put my entire 401K into SCO. Oh god, the humanity!!!
Right. Those "confused executives" just looked for 'insightful' mods on /. and they knew what to do. Riiiiight.
Seriously, folks. No applause, no mod points, just throw money.
As for SCO, I predict their SCOX stock prices will have be reported using infinitesimals before the 27th. I knew I studied all that math stuff for some reason.
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
I started investing my $20,000 student loan instead of using it to get my MBA. Well, I bought about $7000 worth SCOX stock back when it was worth a little more than a dollar. Well, now I am very worried about what is going to happen to my investment. It is bad enough that it has depreciated more than five times what I paid. And to those wondering... I didn't buy the SCOX stock because I thought The SCO Group would win against IBM. And I use Linux a lot. I bought the SCO stock because I thought their UnixWare and Open Server offerings were valuable enough that in time the market would weigh them instead of voting. I really hope Darl can turn this around pretty fast. Posted anonymously for obvious reasons.
You get that sound effect: "wah, wah, wah, waaaaaah...."
"All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
...turn out the lights.
Oh, and grab me one of them Aeron chairs while you're at it.
Thanks!
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That's a typo. It's supposed to be "a leaving provider..."
if executives are anything like slashdot editors, I'd wager none.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
8 is divisible by 2, and 6 is divisible by 3! 86 is related to 23! I should write a movie about it!
I'm pretty ignorant of finance and law, but is there any reason whatsoever for the stockholders not to sue the board into destitution at this point?
You may think you're ignorant, but you're obviously head and shoulders above the people whose reasoning you're questioning. For all we know, the smartest current SCO stockholders might already have tried to call lawyers and file lawsuits, only to find themselves unable to figure out how to work the telephone.
Of course, the company behind Charmin has a viable business model.
They have the same basic business model as the traders who shorted SCO stock - they all rely on other people being full of shit.
The only surefire protection against Microsoft infections is abstinence. - The Onion
Big news expected.*This stock will implode!*
.20
Do not wait until it is too late!!!
LOOK AND WATCH SCOX THIS MONDAY
New news expected next week.
Expected 7 day price -$1.10
Last time they put out major news the stock ran like shit down a toddler's leg!
(SYMBOL: SCOX)
Price: $
Short Term Target: 300-500% Loss
*******PRESS RELEASE******
**SCOX****SCOX****SCOX**** =
A $1,000 dollar investment could yield a $5,000 dollar trip around the toilet bowl in just one trade if you trade out before you hit the water trap. SCOX should be one of the most exciting stocks to trade for Sept, if you like roller coasters that only go down! In this range the stock has potential to move in the nether direction in big concrete shoes!!!! This means you should be able to buy at the lows and sell even lower, if you can get the fuck out of the way of this oncoming train fast enough! Did we tell you you've been tied to the track!!!!!!!!!!
If the company is able to effectuate it's business model, WATCH OUT!!! We could see a GREAT STORY IN THE MAKING. Uproariously funny and documented all over the web for everyone to see!!!!
GOOD LUCK AND TRADE OUT BEFORE YOU HIT THE WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY!
Remove the caps and hold to a mirror.
You are given the honor of choosing one of these 3 OS's to be deployed at your company:
1) SCO Unix
2) Windows Vista
3) CP/M
Whoops. Preview my post? Where do you think this is, /.?
The suggested new SCO logo is $<0, not HTML with a 0 tag.
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
leaving for better crimes with fewer risks
There. Fixed it for you.
"rather than leaving for better crimes with fewer risks."
There you go - fixed that for ya.
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