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World's Five Biggest SANs

An anonymous reader writes "ByteandSwitch is searching the World's Biggest SANs, and has compiled a list of 5 candidate with networks supports 10+ Petabytes of active storage. Leading the list is JPMorgan Chase, which uses a mix of IBM and Sun equipment to deliver 14 Pbytes for 170k employees. Also on the list are the U.S. DoD, which uses 700 Fibre Channel switches, NASA, the San Diego Supercomputer Center (it's got 18 Pbytes of tape! storage), and Lawrence Livermore."

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  1. The big surprise is by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    that all the disks are formatted FAT32...

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    1. Re:The big surprise is by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      2 TB should be enough for everybody!

    2. Re:The big surprise is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Whoosh!

  2. Pronunciation is the key by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally somewhere to store all my porn

    We're talking about Petabytes, not Pedobytes.

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  3. At Last! by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone can install a FULL install of Windows Vista!

  4. That's nothing... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    "ByteandSwitch is searching the World's Biggest SANs, and has compiled a list of 5 candidate with networks supports 10+ Petabytes of active storage. What? That's nothing. I've got 100 petabytes just for my pr0n collection!
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    1. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      yeah I've had a look. How you managed to find so much midget pr0n is beyond me...

  5. Re:Very U.S. Centric... by barry_the_bogan · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're talking about the "world", as defined by the World Series Baseball people. Lame story.

  6. Re:Shouldn't this be written somewhere? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is slashdot, if you dont know what SAN stands for, please turn in your geek card and report to Digg.

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  7. Sooo... by Tastecicles · · Score: 2, Funny

    My home entertainment server at 3.3TB RAID6 isn't even in the running then?

    Bugger.

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    1. Re:Sooo... by Chineseyes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately your "entertainment server" is not among the winners for biggest SANs but it IS in the running for "copyright offender of the year". Our lawyers will be contacting you with your prize soon. Sincerely, Steven Marks Executive Vice President and General Counsel, RIAA

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  8. Let's hope CERN's data can be zipped... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's hope CERN's data can be zipped...if not, they'll be in trouble pretty quickly.

    Remember when you got your first copy of Napster and ADSL? That's how serious...!

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  9. Details? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, go on tell us. We won't tell anybody

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  10. Re:14Pb for 170k employees... by commlinx · · Score: 3, Funny

    14Pb for 170k employees isn't so much - 83 gigabytes per person. If you add up the total disk space in an average office you'll get more than that. If I add up all my external disks, etc. I've got more than a terabyte on my desktop.

    You'd find a lot of the 83GB on a typical office PC is crap you're not going to put in a SAN, my boot drive without data has 50GB used and other than the pain in the arse of re-installing I couldn't give a toss if I lost all that "data". Yes I've got a TB of storage too but subtract p0rn, DVDs and other contents that would get me sacked if I worked in a corporate environment, subtract the large amount of reference material (that would be shared between users in a corporate environment) and all my original work for the past 10 years amounts to well under 10GB.

    The data use has little use to do with the number of employees - it amounts to how much data you are getting from external sources whether they be a large number of customers or data acquisition (such as digital photographs). If you're talking text for example a fast typist is probably hitting something like 10 characters per second, a whopping 280K per working day, 70MB per working year, 3.5GB over their life.

  11. Re:14Pb for 170k employees... by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they filter all those clicks before they dump them in the landfill. Can you imagine the mess 200 terabytes of raw clicks would make?

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  12. Re:... That we know about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And there wasn't even a single Japanese firm listed. You'd think they'd have the biggest SANs of all.

  13. Discount Web host with scalable SAN by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Funny
    Recently I found a discount online web hosting company
    with an unlikely name that offers a scalable,
    distributable SAN, called an HDSAN
    (High Density Storage Area Network),
    for its customers:

    SlumLordHosting.com
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  14. Re:... That we know about by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking San Diego, San Francisco, San Antonio, San Jose, Santa Claus.

  15. Re:Not so accurate by DarthTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about SHallow and Inaccurate Tripe?

  16. LDS Church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I swear the LDS church has 20 Petabytes for geneology information.

  17. Re:mod parent up by j-cloth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would, but I'm a grammar nazi and then != than

  18. I think we need to coin a few new terms by Teilo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pr0ntab: A score, equal to the amount of time in tenths of a minute, that elapses from the moment a news article is posted to the first comment relating said article to a person's porn collection or viewing habits.

    Pr0ntible: The statistical likelihood that any given article will have a low Pr0ntab score, where 1.0 is the highest score, and 0 the lowest.

    Pr0ntabulary: A time sensitive, categorical table of subject matter, where each category is assigned a Pr0ntible, and said table is organized in descending order by Pr0ntible.

    Example: On today's Pr0ntabulary, the Storage category ranks near the top.

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  19. Re:Not so accurate by gnuman99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    our entire office in downtime Washington DC could be blown up


    I sense the little counter at NSA/"homeland security" click up -- Internet chatter about possible attack just increased! Few more like that, and terror alert will go up!! Geez people, watch what you type!