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Halo 3 Review

From a certain point of view, Halo 3 is without a doubt the biggest game of the year. The combination of fan anticipation, marketing, and the skill of Bungie's design combine to create a game that's larger than life; if gaming has a blockbuster franchise to match the movie industry's punch, it's the tale of Master Chief. The importance of the Halo franchise to gaming is a very big issue, though, and one worth it's own article. Having played through the game, there's really only one question I'm here to answer today. Does it meet expectations? In a word: yes. It's not the best game ever made, and it may not even be the best game this year. Will it make the fans happy, and deservedly sell thousands of Xbox 360s? Very much yes. Read on for my impressions of Bungie's years-in-the-making epic, Halo 3.
  • Title: Halo 3
  • Developer/Publisher: Bungie / Microsoft Game Studios
  • System: Xbox 360
  • Genre: First Person Shooter
  • Score: 4/5 - This game is above average, and excels in the genre it supports. A classic for the genre and well worth a look for every gamer.
The Tale

I hope you were paying attention at the end of Halo 2, because the folks at Bungie don't waste any time getting new players up to speed. The action picks up right after the Gravemind's infestation of High Charity at the end of the previous game, and the Master Chief's escape from that doomed city in the Prophet of Truth's stolen Forerunner vessel. If that makes no sense to you, I refer you to Wikipedia for a brush-up on Halo's lore. That said, once you're in the thick of things you don't need to know a lot about the past two games to enjoy 3's story. There are a bunch of references back, and continued threads, but really ... it's a first-person shooter. There are aliens on Earth, trying to dig up an alien artifact. You have to stop them. Go to it.

If you are a fan of the previous games, the story of Halo 3 is going to satisfy your need to see things wrapped up. What it's not going to do is surprise you. The plot plays out pretty much the way you'd expect, though the writers do make some very mature choices towards the end of the tale that distinguish it a bit from every other hero's journey. I'm reluctant to say more, as I'm not sure what's common knowledge at this point, but there is one storytelling choice I wanted to point out as being particularly effective. Cortana, Master Chief's AI companion, was left behind with the Flood's master at the end of the previous game. Despite this, she connects regularly with the Chief in a form of psychic connection. This allows a sense of desperation to build throughout the title, and has a satisfying payoff late in the game.

Story is a really important component of the gameplay experience for me. Though I'm no expert, I do actually like the Halo metaplot quite a bit, and I was left well pleased by Bungie's conclusion. Suffice it to say that while you're not going to be blown away by any revelations, there are no cop-outs, no cheap tricks and (best of all) no meaningless cliffhanger endings. Just make sure you watch to the end of the credits.

Beware the Scarabs

In Halo 2 there's a sequence where you attack a building-sized walking tank in the shape of a multi-legged bug, with a giant laser on its front. It's an elaborate experience: rushing alongside it on rooftops, jumping aboard, taking out its crew, and finally destroying its core. It was, for me, one of the highlights of the game. In Halo 3 you take on these tanks at least three times, and at one point you're fighting two at once. That pretty much sums up the experience of gameplay in this title: it's like the other two, only a lot moreso. Everything is bigger, better, and very, very polished.

That polish is something that exists across the title, from moment-to-moment combat through to 'set piece' battles like the Scarab tanks. There are several set pieces like that spread throughout the game, areas that are more than just the movement from point A to point B with enemies in between. None of them are any more particularly challenging than the rest of the game, but provide exclamation points on areas of hard work and forward progress. There are also several vehicle sequences, more (it seemed) that even in Halo 2. Fast action in the Scorpion tank and Warthog return, but there are also sequences designed specifically to show off some of the new vehicles in this title. I felt these were much more seamless experiences than in the last game; jumping in a vehicle seems like the natural thing to do, not a decision forced upon you by game design.

The vehicle sequences - and the whole game, for that matter - would have benefited from some extra time in NPC boot camp. Once again, your AI assistants prove to be poorly equipped at driving, shooting, or doing pretty much anything other than getting in the way. This, frustratingly, is a step up from Halo 2, where they were incapable of driving without continuously flipping your vehicle. The AI is at least smart enough to get from point A to B now, but you're not going to enjoy the journey. The continued incompetence of the AI in moment-to-moment fighting is particularly frustrating because the Elite known as the Arbiter is your constant companion through most of the game. This is a shadow of the co-op play component, a reminder that it's always possible. All the Arbiter was good for in my experience, though, was waving around his energy sword ineffectually. The AI here wasn't as dumb as the grunts in Gears of War (who enjoyed mantling onto the side of cover the enemies were firing at), but they weren't much better.

The enemy AI, at least, isn't entirely ineffective. They seemed particularly adept at using some of the new toys added in since the last game. Brute chieftains regularly came outfitted with the pleasant addition of a ripped-off turret. These mounted weapons, a frequent sight in past titles, can now be removed from their housings and carried around to provide some heavy firepower. A chieftain with one of these in a secured location can mean regular trips through respawning. The ability to dig in and hold a position was greatly enhanced by this game's addition of 'equipment'. The new use for the X button (reloading is now down with the LB and RB bumpers), most equipment allows NPCs and PCs alike to better hold an area. The 'force shield' is shown off in the E3 2006 trailer but deployable cover (a tall shield), a regeneration aura (which keeps your shields charged), and even deployable turrets all allow for positions to be maintained more effectively than in the past. Other equipment is intended to bypass such advantages, like the power-draining opposite of the regenerator, a portable hover-lift device that can allow you a quick hop over enemy fortifications, and a placeable mine great for taking out drawn-in Grunts. I'll admit it: I didn't use the equipment as effectively as I could have, but it was always enjoyable to play against. Particularly the energy shield; Brutes always seemed somehow vaguely surprised when I popped through the translucent wall.

I regularly got unpleasant surprises throughout the game, and I feel like I need to point out a frustration Bungie has managed to preserve intact from Halo 2: checkpoints. Halo 3 features an autosave system that updates your progress every time you complete a specific objective; passing a point on the map, or activating a certain control panel. Most checkpoints, though, are reached by killing enemies, and you very specifically have to kill every enemy in a group. At several points I found myself frustrated by my inability to find hiding bad guys - I'd complete a long stretch of the game and die, only to find myself further back in the game than I had anticipated. On my way back to where I'd died, I would regularly encounter a checkpoint I hadn't used before. These additional checkpoints were there because I'd missed a single hiding Grunt, or one of those stealthy sniper enemies the first time through. It's always frustrating to lose progress, and even more so when you find you lost that progress because you didn't see the point in finding a single cowering trooper.

That frustration with checkpoints, though, is really my only complaint about level design and the actual experience of play. There is a lot less back tracking here than in either of the last two games, and levels themselves feature a great deal of variation. There's a far wider palette used to put together levels, and the greens and brilliant whites used in Halo 3 stand in stark contrast to the greys and browns that have dominated other next-gen shooters. Combat itself is just as much fun as ever, and it's unflinchingly fair. You never feel cheated by gameplay in Halo 3. If you screw up and die, you usually spend the few moments after your death and before you respawn going, "Yeah, fair enough." Pro tip: The loud beeping of your lowered shields should have told you to get behind cover. While everything is polished to a glistening shine, it's great to be able to say they really haven't changed the feel of gameplay that much. Nine million people didn't buy Halo 2 because of a marketing campaign: ultimately they bought it because Bungie puts together one of the best console shooter experiences, hands down.

One Fine Looking Suit of Armor

Halo 3 looks really good, especially in motion. That said, compared with a game like Gears of War or Lair, it doesn't particularly scream 'next-gen'. The water is pretty good, the explosions are works of art, and reflections off of the Chief's visor are satisfyingly accurate ... but for the most part the game looks a lot like Master Chief's previous adventure. That's fine, though, because (unlike in that title) the framerate is pegged at 60fps and never wavers. There was never once a stutter or slowdown, even with dozens of fastmoving objects on screen, swarms of enemies, or a speedy vehicle sequence. I also saw none of the 'texture popping' that I annoyingly associate with last-gen titles. There are also almost no loading times in the game. The only time you'll see a (brief) loading screen is when you start the game or load a new chapter. Otherwise from start to finish your gaming experience is essentially unbroken. Bungie obviously spent time working on the visual elements of the game, but not to the exclusion of equally important components like story and gameplay. The look of the game is conveyed more by the art style used in the varied environments that through sheer power; the graphics here get the job done, and look great doing it.

Firefly Stars and Heavy Guitar Riffs

One game element that needs no qualifiers is the title's sound presentation. Just as in the previous two games, no expense was spared to bring the world to life through sound effects, voice acting, and music. The sound effects are essentially identical to the experience a player may have had in Halo 2, with a few subtle improvements. The voice acting is extremely well done, with the likes of Keith David, Jen Taylor, Steve Downes, and David Scully reprising their roles. Jen Taylor's Cortana has some especially challenging scenes in this game, and I thought she did a great job with them. New (but familiar) voices also add their talents to the cast. Red vs. Blue viewers will recognize the name Burnie Burns, who is one of the voices of the generic soldiery, but fans of Joss Whedon's Firefly will have just as much to enjoy. Alan Tudyk and Adam Baldwin are also soldiers, and Nathan Fillion takes on the role of an NPC sergeant. I noted this during gameplay, actually, as Alan Tudyk's voice is ... distinct.

Martin O'Donnell composed the game's score, reprising his role from the two previous titles. If you've heard the moving music in the E3 2006 trailer you're already well aware of what that implies. Most of his compositions are much more low key, of course, but they nonetheless provide a welcome backdrop for the game's graphics, gameplay and story. The later levels especially benefit from this subtle but important reminder of what's at stake. The music serves as an obvious but not over-the-top pacing element. Ultimately Martin O'Donnell's compositions are the kind of music you'd be more than happy to listen to outside of the game; it's hard to see how you can pay a soundtrack a higher compliment.

Playback and Multiplay

The clearest sign that Halo 3 is a 'next generation' title is its online and playback components. Most startling are the game's video editing and level creation tools. The first time you'll play through the campaign, you'll find that you can relive the whole thing by reviewing the videos stored on your 360's hard drive. There's no need to set a special setting, it just does it automatically. From there, you can enter the recording and rewatch the whole thing, stopping to take screenshots or snip video clips. These clips and pictures are then viewable from your Bungie.net profile, proving your game mastery to awed onlookers. The real awe, for me, was stepping outside of the Chief to fly around the map as action progresses. If you recall a particularly cool moment - a really good grenade stick, for example - you can see what that looked like on the outside ... and take a picture of it. I haven't had much time or inclination to play around with the level creation tool (called the Forge), but it's incredibly robust. Think something along the lines of Gary's Mod for Half-Life 2, and you'll understand the possibilities in Bungie's generous tool offering.

I've talked extensively about the game's campaign mode, but for many gamers online multiplayer is the real reason to buy this game. And understandably so: if you participated in the Halo 3 multiplayer Beta a few months ago you're already well aware of that game element's polish level. The real draw for me, though, is the campaign co-op play. I played entirely through Gears of War three times because the co-op experience was so well done. Here Bungie has provided the opportunity for up to four players to participate in the entire campaign experience. Just as with the 'single player' campaign mode (which is really just co-op with bots), the entire experience will be recorded to your hard drive for later public mockery. Unlike in single-player, by doing a co-op session you and your team-mates participate in what the game's achievements call 'the metagame'. Players are scored on their play throughout the game, and netting a certain total score during a co-op session can earn you some gamerscore points.

As much time as the team has obviously taken on the game itself, it's great to see that they've fleshed out the experience with elements like this. Graphics aside, these playback and co-op components are truly what makes Halo 3 'next generation'.

Consider the Fight Finished

Halo 3, then, is just about everything a player of the previous games in the series could hope for. It looks good, it plays smoothly, and backstory fans are going to finally have some closure. There are obviously flaws, but none are so glaring or frustrating as to be worth more than a passing mention. Even the checkpoint thing, which I'm sure I have run into far more often than the average player, never stopped me from grinning at the chance to melee some more Brutes into submission.

In essence: Bungie has succeeded marvelously at bringing this trilogy to a close. The game's tight story is complete-able in Normal mode in about ten hours, and that feels just about right. At the end of the game you're left wanting more, but not feeling gypped. Folks who have been holding their breath for this since 2004 can relax; the only thing left to do now is play and have a good time. Halo 3 is fun. Any game - regardless of platform, generation, or genre - where you can finish up and immediately want to start playing again ... it's hard to call that anything but a success.

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  1. Read between the lines by martin_henry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From a certain point of view, Halo 3 is without a doubt the biggest game of the year. That would be the point of view of Xbox 360 owners only, correct?
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    1. Re:Read between the lines by svendsen · · Score: 4, Informative

      well not sure on this...but didn't halo 3 break all pre-order records? Do you think any other game on any other system this year will match its sales? For the entire gaming industry this is the big one for this year (whether you hate/love it).

    2. Re:Read between the lines by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You could look at it that way. But even as a non-XBox, non-Halo fan, I can see why they would call it that. There are the preorders for one, and then the merchandising. I was at Target a couple weeks ago and the had stacks upon stacks of these Halo preorder cards you coul buy. I've never seen anything like that. Nor have I seen anywhere near the level of merchandising (tie-ins at 7-11?) for any other game.

      So, while I don't give half a shit about Halo, clearly somebody does, for some odd reason. And it's huge.

    3. Re:Read between the lines by archen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not that far off though. PS3 sales have lagged. PS2 is considered dated. The Wii has outsold all other consoles (and will probably continue to widen the gap), however; people who game on the Wii are a lot more diversified in their gaming tastes and there will probably be no single game on the Wii that almost all Wii owners will buy. In contrast Xbox360 owners are mostly the "gamer" demographic that games like Halo tend to target. So looking at Xbox360 sales being alright, and most Xbox360 owners being the sort who will buy Halo, this is probably the biggest console game this year.

      Of course the reality is that World of Warcraft is still the biggest game of the year...

    4. Re:Read between the lines by edwdig · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're forgetting that the Wii is selling largely because of Wii Sports. It's not selling it to the kind of person who buys a system because of Halo, but it certainly is selling a LOT of systems. Probably more than Halo will.

    5. Re:Read between the lines by jppatton1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. . . .

    6. Re:Read between the lines by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "That would be the point of view of Xbox 360 owners only, correct?"

      Well, as a fanboy of another console, I probably could turn my head and pretend that Halo doesn't have a number of people salivating over it. That'd make me willfully ignorant, though.

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  2. Second opinion. by peterpi · · Score: 4, Funny

    UK Resistance has another review here

  3. Gypped by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder how many people are aware that 'gypped' is a racial slur. Might as well just say jewed or chinked or niggered. Your doing the same thing. Associating an ethnic group with a negative stereo type. Maybe you should just say "not feeling ripped off" or "feeling they got their moneys worth". I am not of that ethnic group but I find it offensive when someone says "jewed" or calls me "slanty eyed".

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    1. Re:Gypped by giorgiofr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe he should say what he feels like saying and you should grow a thicker skin.

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    2. Re:Gypped by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, how about you quit being a crybaby. Growing up, I was always taught "words can never hurt me." Perhaps you should stop letting words have such power over you, and move on with your life. Honkey and cracker could be equally as offensive to me as a white person, but I never give a shit when anyone uses them.

    3. Re:Gypped by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the first I've heard of "gypped" being an ethnic slur. Who is it an ethnic slur against, and more to the point, who cares what it's origins are? It currently means "ripped off".

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    4. Re:Gypped by beavioso · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is an ethnic slur to Gypsies. I am not that informed on the subject, but it probably refers to the nomadic people of Eastern Europe, and the term basically labels them all as cheats.

    5. Re:Gypped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you knew your European history, it should be pretty easy to figure out what 'gypped' means. It is an Ethnic slur against 'Gypsies', which usually refers to the Romani people of Europe.

      Europeans like to blame Gypsies for theft, petty crimes, pickpocketing, getting ripped-off, etc. It's largely bias, but the words have traveled here to America as well.

      It's largely bias, and an good example of racism in Europe. The Romani have been in Europe for hundreds of years, but are still considered outsiders by many Europeans. In many Eastern European countries, Romani are the only significant ethnic minority, and are usually much poorer then the ethic majority--- and it's not surprising that they get an unfair share of the blame.

    6. Re:Gypped by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am personally enraged when someone uses an Asian racial slur around me. Words are part of culture and they can hurt you.

      No, they don't hurt. YOU get yourself upset. You choose it. You can choose to not let it affect you.

      Why was my great great grandfather not allowed to bring his family over from china or get payed a decent wage for taking the dangerous jobs building the Canadian railway? because there was a tight cultural connection between Chink,Chinese and china men with Sub human in the minds of the people of Canada. The whole PC thing is to help break this up. If kids aren't taught "jewed", "chink", "nigger" etc.. it helps prevent them from making such associations. As a non white guy I was harassed with racial slurs most my life and often it would come with violence. So really you don't know what it feels like until you are the only Asian kid in a class of 30 white kids. It's even worse if you're poor and their affluent.

      Bullshit. People will come up with different words. You're not going to stop racism by banning derogatory terms. PC is nothing be censorship and pretending to fix problems instead of actually fixing them.

      And believe me, you don't need to be Asian to be called names. I was in a school that was all white, and I was called names for other things. I didn't hurt me, I didn't let it define me. I suggest you do the same.

  4. Weird trilogy pattern developing by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone else notice a weird pattern with Doom 1, 2, 3... Quake 1, 2, 3... and Halo 1, 2, 3? The third one is the one that has the features the other 2 really should have, and yet all three basically peter out when the next new crazy fps comes out. How long will Halo 3 hang on until the next fps title eclipses it (but with way crappier features, like from Quake 3 -> Halo 1)? Just a thought.

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    1. Re:Weird trilogy pattern developing by p0tat03 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The third one is the one that has the features the other 2 really should have

      Sequel Improves On Predecessor: Video at 11!

      How long will Halo 3 hang on until the next fps title eclipses it (but with way crappier features, like from Quake 3 -> Halo 1)? Just a thought.

      You know both Doom and Quake franchises are still around? Not to mention Half-Life that came before Halo, and... oh forget it.

      I don't even get how Q3A and Halo 1 are comparable. One is a game that focuses on singleplay, with a smattering of multiplay maps based around vehicle combat. The other is a multiplay-only game with a focus on frenetic close-quarters fighting...

    2. Re:Weird trilogy pattern developing by admdrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      HL3? Pretty sure that'll be released shortly after Half Life 2: Episode 5, SP2, Director's-cut, Headcrab-edition.

  5. There is Online CO-OP by Foo2rama · · Score: 3, Informative

    Umm....Online co-op is in Halo III. It was on then off then back on. This review says up to 4 players on co-op can play campaign at one time. I am greatly looking forward to this, as split screen even on 56 inch plasma is like kissing your sister.

    Of course I could be wrong but this is from Bungie. click me!

    or for the lazy.

    So you were probably wondering why we didn't want to commit to two player co-op online over Xbox Live. We certainly got plenty of mail asking, no, demanding that we make it happen. Of course we were working on it, but we were also working on something better. Not two player co-op. Not three-player co-op, but up to four player co-op. Online. On Xbox Live, or sure, System Link if you prefer. That is correct - up to four player co-op in Campaign mode on Xbox Live or System Link.

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    1. Re:There is Online CO-OP by PixelScuba · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am greatly looking forward to this, as split screen even on 56 inch plasma is like kissing your sister

      Hot?

  6. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    its why they play games in the first place. to escape the awful reality where they are responsible for the consequences of their actions and words. sort of like why i rant online lol.

    anyways, i predict 10 seconds until someone counter 'argues' that it should be OK to say jewed, n***, etc, because political correctness is evil blah blah blah.

    it is the same argument they will have if you point out that murdering prostitutes and stealing their money is not the best thing for our culture to be involved in simulating.


    Perhaps I need to clarify. I wasn't saying the game mentions "Gypped" but instead the review closes with a paragraph that contains "gypped". A lot of people aren't aware thats a racial slur and I wanted to bring it to people attentions. I'm all for free speech. Say it how ever you like. But be aware it does offend some people. I know some paragons of the PC movement who say "gypped" all the time because they weren't aware it's a racial slur. I wanted to let people know.

    I prefer if people made their points without racial slurs but I also believe in people being able to say what ever they want. But the right to do so comes with the responsibility for what they say.

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  7. Re:Hey Zonk by Swordopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that if he really was a "MicroBitch", he would have given the game better than a 4/5.

    But then again, everybody else is giving better than 4/5 (Metacritic rating stands at 96 currently).

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  8. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny, you have no problem with a game that simulates killing. Just make you you speak nicely when doing it though.

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  9. Re:gypped? what is this 1939 berlin? by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's actually an American-coined term. Maybe if you spent less time hiding behind AC, looking for racism where none exists, and instead reading history and sociology books, you would know that. You'd also know that there are very, very few Romas (as they call themselves) in the U.S. So, the possibility that it is based on a racial slur is not only unlikely but as of yet still unproven.

    But, hey, welcome to the 21st century where context means nothing as long as someone can be offended by a combination of letters.

    "There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words, in and of themselves. They're only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about 'bad words' and 'bad language.' Bullsh*t! It's the context that makes them good or bad." -- George Carlin

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  10. Re:Online Co-op not a factor? by p0tat03 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The official word is as such:
    - Up to 2 players can play splitscreen on the same box.
    - Up to 4 players can play over Xbox Live or System Link (LAN)
    - The above can be combined in any way (e.g. 2 people on one box + 2 players over Xbox Live)

  11. Re:paid Microsoft shill reviews? by Nerdfest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps he's still working on completing Heavenly Sword.

  12. Re:Because of Halo by Swordopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's because of the MGS series of games that I will never, ever, buy a Sony game console. The game should be released on the PC at the same time as the console. The only reason it isn't is because Sony wants to sell more consoles. This is complete bullshit and they might as well be giving the PC gamers the finger. Fuck that. The sad thing is there are some games on the PS2/3 that I really would like to play. They chose this route, and I'm stubborn enough to sacrifice some of my own fun because of it. I wonder how many other people feel the same way?

    This argument can be made for a LOT of games, not just the Halo series. Bawwwwwww a little more and maybe they'll listen.

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  13. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by king-manic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if hardly anyone is aware of its origin or its possible interpretation as a racial slur, is it still a racial slur in practice? explain.

    the etymology has no confirmed alternative origin. Event he closest plausible alternative is actually a term that also derived from gypsies. It's as highly likely it back links to gypsies as it is that jewed back links to Jews. Read up on it. It's not common knowledge but that doesn't it make it true. Saying "god That car salesmen just jewed my wife" does no damage if everyone in the room is not offended by that jewed. Does it make it okay?

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  14. point of view by snarkh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From a certain point of view, Halo 3 is without a doubt the biggest game of the year.

    From a certain point of view a mouse is without a doubt the biggest animal in a forest.

  15. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by thegnu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What part of not giving you a raise is theft?
    He doesn't say that. The fact is that part of the racial discrimination against gypsies has to do with theft. Look it up. Books good. Wikipedia works, I'm sure.

    So, using "gypped" is a reference to gypsy theft, like it or not. Same way that if you say some guy jewed you out of a deal, you're evoking stinginess, greediness, etc. The meaning of the word itself counts as content in the sentence, if you're wondering. Nigger-rigging is a reference to black people being lazy.

    You're just trolling anyway. (sorry to all the real trolls out there)

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  16. Re:gypped? what is this 1939 berlin? by ianare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bullsh*t! You self-censured yourself when saying that words are neutral and innocent, therefore you must not believe what you say !

    "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits" -- George Carlin
  17. Re:Hey Zonk by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Norwegian reviewer gave the game 4/6, and received death threats from fanboys. Probably not serious ones -- everyone knows a console controller doesn't teach you to aim the same way a PC with a mouse does -- but various people in the comment section advised the man to get a bullet proof vest.

    Because of this, I won't dare publishing my review of the holy Qur'an, which I rate at 4 out of 7 (better than the New Testament, but not quite as good as Dostoevsky, Philip K. Dick and Halo 2).

  18. From a certain point of view by SpeedyDX · · Score: 4, Funny

    From a certain point of view, Halo 3 is without a doubt the biggest game of the year. From a certain point of view? That's like saying, "from the vantage point of having my face two inches away from the backside of a fat lady, her ass is the biggest object in the world!"

    Perspective. It's all about perspective.
  19. Re:Any word on production? by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    My latest figures indicate somewhere between a shitload and a fuckton.

  20. Ok i'll bite by sam_paris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyway, simply put, if a game isn't good, it doesn't sell well. Halo 3 is big deal for one reason, both Halo and Halo 2 were great games. Halo 2 in particular is renowned for its incredibly well made multiplayer.

    In addition Halo 3 has 2 and 4 player coop, offline and online. Full gameplay recording, both single and multi, which can be played back with slowmo, free camera etc. It also has the inbuilt garrys mod style editor: "Forge". Which can even be used during a multiplayer game.

    As for myself, i've been gaming since I was around 7 years old (1990) and have played pretty much every great FPS there is, including doom, doom 2, quake 1,2,3, half life 1,2, RTCW, Deus Ex, System Shock, Bioshock, The original marathons 1,2, Chronicles of Riddick, Goldeneye and probably a lot more I can't remember.

    I actually much preferred Halo 2 to Half-Life 2. And indeed, so little did I care for Half Life 2's story that I didn't even complete that particular game. With Halo however, I actually care about the characters and want to know what happens. That's why I enjoyed halo and halo 2. Sure the environments repeated a bit and the story isn't totally incredibly original, but what Halo does well is the basic gameplay and "30 seconds of fun" is *surprise* incredibly fun.

    But of course, all those magazines and websites who are rating Halo 3 so well are all wrong. And you mr Internet man are obviously correct.

    1. Re:Ok i'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Whenever someone chimes in with examples of why Halo lives up to it's hype, we get different stories.

      sure the environments repeated a bit and the story isn't totally incredibly original - What? It's always a different excuse.

      I'm going with my gut instincts, Halo is a mediocre PC game.

      Lets get them all straight, what makes Halo stand out?

      Story?
      Multiplayer?
      Single player?
      Online?

      Best thing available on the XBox at the time? *cough*

      Sorry, but incredibly unoriginal story & too many reused environments? Sounds a lot like any other game to me. Thats all Halo is, just another game, and it's WAY over-hyped.
  21. Well Jack... by eepok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, Jack Thompson hates it. It must be good. That's all the review I need anymore. Hey eepok, Butt-Darts 4 is coming out tomorrow! What's Jack think? He says it will summon the anti-christ if even one child plays it. What time does Best Buy open?

  22. shorter & shorter by tabby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Once upon a time there were 20 hour FPS games & in times of yore even longer single player campaigns. Now a 10 hour single player campaign....

    So how long is it going to be before there are no single player FPS's at all? I've never been thrilled by Halo multiplayer, TeamFortress2 looks interesting but I do like my single player, my 'stories' as it were.

    I guess I was fooling myself that Halo3 was going to be anything but a multiplayer game with a campaign tacked on as an after thought.

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  23. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What part of not giving you a raise is theft? If pirating a song I would never have paid for is theft then clearly not giving me a raise is also theft.
  24. Re:Selling by Criterion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Halo 3 a system seller? HELL yeah it is. Why is it a system seller? Do you think it is all flash and no substance? Do you honestly think that the first 2 were that way (yeah, yeah.. 2 was lacking some substance.. not because of it's content, but because they had to cut it short)? Let me tell you my point of view, as a brand new H3 owner of.. oh.. 3ish hrs now. Halo 3 is drop dead gorgeous, with amazingly fun gameplay and cutscenes that you actually WANT to watch. It is beyond what I could imagine. That it was a labor of love is obvious upon playing it (you naysayers can say what you want, this is not something that comes from people that are "just doing their job"). Halo 3 will finish a storyline which I find very interesting, and give me great pleasure while doing so. Do you not think that there is benefit to the players in a *highly* polished game, with excellent storyline, gameplay, replayability, graphics and sound? Why would you have such a problem with something that brings so much enjoyment to others? Because you feel we're being taken advantage of in some way? While that is a noble take on it, I for one can say with absolute certainty that I can quite look after myself.

    Yes, I love Halo. So sue me. ;)

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  25. Re:I'm ... by Criterion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, fair enough. I must admit that when I knew nothing about it, I had no interest as well. I saw nothing but a somewhat nondescript lead character (lesson learned to not judge a book by it's cover). Not to mention I had already sworn that I would never buy an Xbox just because it was made by MS (heaven forbid anyone would think I'm a MS fan.. far from it). Then came the fateful day, when I was visiting a friend who was at the time, basically bedridden with a severe illness, who had gotten it to occupy his time and mind. Well, all I can say is, within 10 minutes of watching him play I was hypnotized. The music, gameplay and story taken together seemed to add up to much more than the sum of it's parts. It's just darn fun to play, has a wonderful control scheme, logical and intuitive. You can play with 3 of your friends all at the same time with 1 console, 1 copy of the game and 1 tv. The soundtrack is amazing, has won awards, and even now is my normal listening fare on a regular basis.

    It's late, and the best analogy I can come up with might be something to the effect of why should I be interested in Disneyworld when all I see is some mouse looking character with big ears. Yeah, it's bad, but relevant in a twisted, late night sorta way.

    To sum it up, gameplay, story, music, polish, fun and challenging. It's all there.

    My advice, find somebody who has Halo. That really shouldn't be too hard, honestly. Have a run at the level "Halo" or "Attack on the Control Room" (you'll want to use easy or normal difficulty your first time, you will get frustrated at higher difficulties or later levels until you know them like the back of your hand.. and set your thumbstick inverts and such to what feels normal to you). If you don't enjoy it, then the series is just not for you.

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  26. Re:video gamers have their own version of reality by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It means that the associations of a stereo type and ethnicity is so ingrained that the word is now synonymous.

    Wrong, simply because the link between the term "to gyp" and the ethnic group "gypsy" is by-and-large broken, except for the hyper-sensitive few, such as yourself. IOW, the words can't be synonymous because the vast majority of people aren't even aware they're connected. Go on, walk down the street and ask random people if a) they think the term "gypped" is racist, and b) what race or ethnic group they associate the term with. I'd be *shocked* if more than a small minority even know of the connection you're railing against.

    Meanwhile, have you ever wondered why the word "hysterical" and "hysterectomy" seem to have the same root? Are you aware of the etymology of the term "hysterical"? Here, let me provide it for you:

    "1615, from L. hystericus "of the womb," from Gk. hysterikos "of the womb, suffering in the womb," from hystera "womb" (see uterus). Originally defined as a neurotic condition peculiar to women and thought to be caused by a dysfunction of the uterus. Hysterics is 1727; hysteria, abstract noun, formed 1801."

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    So, by your own standards, the term "hysterical" is, in fact, sexist, and we should avoid it's use, and abuse and deride those who do use it, correct? And yet, we don't. Nor does anyone associate a sexist connotation with the word. And why? Because the sexist roots of the word are lost to time. Similarly, the racist roots of the word "gypped" (assuming there are any... others have proposed alternate explanations for it's genesis) would probably have vanished by now, if it weren't for the rabid few who can't seem to let it go.

    So just let it the fuck go! I have *never once* heard someone use the term "gypped" in a negative way, intending to demean gypsies. Hell, I'll bet dollars to donuts you haven't either. But, hey, god forbid you should step down from that moral high horse you're perched so precariously upon.