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Self-Tuning Electric Guitar

avirrey writes "The Technology Review has an interesting article on a Gibson Self-Tuning Guitar. Purist argue that you shouldn't need a guitar that self-tunes. Others argue that this will allow an artist to change tuning with one 'favorite' guitar, instead of having to swap out between songs." Ok I know what I think- freakin' sweet. Only technology will guarantee my sucking on the electric will at least be reasonably in-tune suckiness. Dear Gibson, Slashdot really needs to review your guitar. We'll need several review units and we lost your return address.

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  1. Technical review... by xtracto · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...Know what I think- freakin' sweet. Only technology will guarantee my sucking on the electric will at least be reasonably in-tune suckiness. Dear Gibson, Slashdot really needs to review your guitar. We'll need several review units and we lost your return address..."

    Yeah, and since slashdot is made by its community, we will need 900,000 test units =o) (sorry 900000+ id noobs =oP no testing for you)

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    1. Re:Technical review... by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Make that a flat million.

    2. Re:Technical review... by Swampash · · Score: 5, Funny

      No vibrato bridge. Less scale length than a Strat. Lame.

    3. Re:Technical review... by irtza · · Score: 4, Funny

      YES, 893217 makes the cut. Now, for me to practice my current great hit: random noise 44, soon to be followed by random noise 45. For those that missed random noise 1-43, I am afraid you will never get that opportunity as they're kind of hard to repeat... and I am not exactly sure how they go anymore.

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    4. Re:Technical review... by IconBasedIdea · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its a Gibson, not a Fender. Its always gonna be a shorter scale neck, and almost always without vibrato.

    5. Re:Technical review... by Swampash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, I had no idea. What a coincidence then that I chose exactly those two things to illustrate a point of difference between a Gibson and a Strat. I mean, holy cow, what's the chance of me doing that? It's just... freakish.

    6. Re:Technical review... by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok stop it. Emacs/vi and GPL/BSD are bad enough if you go on like this we will also have a Fender/Gibson flamewar. What's next Beatles/Rolling Stones?

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    7. Re:Technical review... by killproc · · Score: 4, Informative



      Actually, you should RTFA. The Gibson solution "PHYSICALLY" tunes the strings, not virtually like the Line 6.

      The new Fender VG Strat has a virtual mode that acts as you describe.

      From all the press, this new Gibson is the real deal.

      Hopefully my wife will "approve" another "investment".

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    8. Re:Technical review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like Microsoft Clippy.

      "It looks like you're trying to play a D chord! Would you like to:

      • Play a D Chord
      • Play the chord as-is
      • Look up chord fingerings in the online help
  2. determinism finally! by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a software engineer, the one thing I hate about playing the guitar is that every time I pick it up I have to tune it, otherwise I won't get the same results as I did last time I sat down to strum. Is a little determinism too much to ask?

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    1. Re:determinism finally! by xtracto · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a software engineer, the one thing I hate about playing the guitar is that every time I pick it up I have to tune it, otherwise I won't get the same results as I did last time I sat down to strum. Is a little determinism too much to ask?

      I do not know about the physics of that stuff, but I play guitar as a hobby (classical, flamenco and heavy metal [acoustic and electric) and from what I know, the amount of tunning you have to do depends on the material of the guitar (at least for acoustic) and the quality of the strings. Also, one of the things they told you to do after you just replaced a string is to stretch it a lot and loosen it to make it expand all the material has to expand, otherwise you will tune it but as the new string expands, you will have to tune it again in five minutes.

      I think this would be more appropriate for the likes of Joe Satriani or Steve Vai when in a concert they use a different tuning for some different songs... but I still like it more if they showcase different kinds of guitars and maybe it might be useful when/if they have to change tuning "on the fly".. but of course, it might not be possible to re-tune the guitar as fast as it is needed...

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    2. Re:determinism finally! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I always get the same results when I strum a guitar -- ear-destroying crap.

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    3. Re:determinism finally! by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If this system is fast enough, it could re-tune between each strum so you can play an entire song on nothing but open chords!

    4. Re:determinism finally! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Informative

      WARNING: Do not strum guitar with remaining fingers.

    5. Re:determinism finally! by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The sound coming from the strings would be different, and the feel of the fretboard wouldn't be right. If my guitar is significantly out of tune, I can tell just from the feel of the string tension. If it gets bad enough, the strings rattle against the frets. A strum on a guitar is not just a set of six pure tones, it's a complex and beautiful thing.

  3. Silly technological overkill by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Informative

    It takes me (and most other guitarists) a few seconds to tune a guitar.

    It's a pleasant, harmless little ritual, and somewhat calming before you play a gig.

    This is a silly and expensive gizmo, IMO.

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    1. Re:Silly technological overkill by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed, but there are five situations where it could be useful, IMHO:

      • Fast tuning changes mid-song (need to be in drop-D for a stretch).
      • If you left it on, the ability to instantly correct minor variations in pitch would make setting up the guitar almost a non-issue instead of a pain.
      • If you can make it cheap enough, it wouldn't matter if you didn't let the neck cure long enough (causing the axe to get out of tune constantly) so long as the hardware could keep up, so the crap guitars could get a lot better and/or the good guitars could start to really suck without anyone noticing.
      • It would be great when you're playing with four other guitar players and nobody seems to agree on the pitch.
      • Twelve string.
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  4. I already have a tuner... by Landshark17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I want is an amp that goes up to 11.

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  5. Tuning a guitar is a ridiculous notion by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    How to play Guitar by David [Jad] Fair

    I taught myself to play guitar. It's incredibly easy when you understand the science of it. The skinny strings play the high sounds, and the fat strings play the low sounds. If you put your finger on the string father out by the tuning end it makes a lower sound. If you want to play fast move your hand fast and if you want to play slower move your hand slower. That's all there is to it. You can learn the names of notes and how to make chords that other people use, but that's pretty limiting. Even if you took a few years and learned all the chords you'd still have a limited number of options. If you ignore the chords your options are infinite and you can master guitar playing in one day.

    Traditionally, guitars have a fat string on the top and they get skinnier and skinnier as they go down. But he thing to remember is it's your guitar and you can put whatever you want on it. I like to put six different sized strings on it because that gives the most variety, but my brother used to put all of the same thickness on so he wouldn't have so much to worry about. What ever string he hit had to be the right one because they were all the same.

    Tuning the guitar is kind of a ridiculous notion. If you have to wind the tuning pegs to just a certain place, that implies that every other place would be wrong. But that absurd. How could it be wrong? It's your guitar and you're the one playing it. It's completely up to you to decide hoe it should sound. In fact I don't tune by the sound at all. I wind the strings until they're all about the same tightness. I highly recommend electric guitars for a couple of reasons. First of all they don't depend on body resonating for the sound so it doesn't matter if you paint them. As also, if you put all the knobs on your amplifier on 10 you can get a much higher reaction to effort ratio with an electric guitar than you can with an acoustic. Just a tiny tap on the strings can rattle your windows, and when you slam the strings, with your amp on 10, you can strip the paint off the walls.

    The first guitar I bought was a Silvertone. Later I bought a Fender Telecaster, but it really doesn't matter what kind you buy as long as the tuning pegs are on the end of the neck where they belong. A few years back someone came out with a guitar that tunes at the other end. I've never tried one. I guess they sound alright but they look ridiculous and I imagine you'd feel pretty foolish holding one. That would affect your playing. The idea isn't to feel foolish. The idea is to put a pick in one hand and a guitar in the other and with a tiny movement rule the world.

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  6. Strangely... by Belgand · · Score: 4, Funny

    In America, self-tuning guitar tunes itself. In Soviet Russia, self-tuning guitar is tuned by you!