Ecuador Tax Agency Closes Microsoft Branch Offices
An anonymous reader writes "The Ecuador Tax Agency (SRI) has closed Microsoft branch offices for seven days. 'We have twice requested balances, payment reports and complete tax information, but the company hasn't given it to us, so in accordance with our laws we have proceeded with the closure,' the SRI official in charge of the proceeding said. Microsoft said it was a human mistake."
Ecuador holds dominion over the Galapagos Islands. Who made the Galapagos famous? That's right, Darwin... Which happens to be the name of Apple's OS Kernel. COINCIDENCE?
All your branches are belong to us!
Man wird am besten für seine Tugenden bestraft.
Cue in the Excel jokes just about... now!
It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been attributable to human error
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"Microsoft said it was a human mistake."
Well, it's highly unlikely they'd admit it was a technology mistake. So, a head will roll, a chair will be thrown, and full faith in Microsoft technology will return to normal in Ecuador.
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cpu0: Microsoft Clippium ("GenuineClippy" ChromedMetal-Class). Paperbinding, lockpicking, fish-hook-hack support.
> "Bill Gates gets a fashion makeover - image slideshow"
They already tried that in the '80s. Didn't work then ... won't work now.
He was posing for a cover shot for newsweek. He held up something, and you could see the hole in his sweaters' armpit. So they had him take off the sweater. Then you got to see the pit stains on his shirt. They had to literally take the shirt off another Microsoft employee's back to get a "clean shot."
"Stinkin' nerdz!"
As opposed to Soviet Korporate Amerika, where Microsoft taxes YOU!
In such a context,
The first time it may have been a "human" mistake. Second time, I do not think so.
Maybe the first person who made the mistake was fired, and the replacement also happened to make the same mistake.
That's not giving Microsoft the benefit of doubt, I'm thinking of how many times they make the same mistakes over and over, almost like it's company policy.
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in completely unrelated news, Microsoft announced that every copy of Windows trying to validate with WGA from Ecuador was found to be non-genuine. The affected systems have started zeroing the data on their hard drives.
If he explores all forms and substances Straight homeward to their symbol-essences; He shall not die.
MS Agent: Only human.
Ecuador: Dodge this.
sigs... don't talk to me about sigs....