User: ClippySay

It's not surprising

On: Why ISS Computers Failed

/ You look like soviet russian. Do you  \
| break computers or do they break you? |
\ (Accept) (Yes) (Reboot) (Maybe later) /
     \
      \
       \     ____
        \   / __ \
         \  O|  |O|
            ||  | |
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            ||    |
             |___/

it's true!

On: Google Vows to Increase Gmail Limit

/ It's true, people is attaching files of \
| huge size! My back wire pains and my    |
\ job insurance won't cover it!           /
     \
      \
       \     ____
        \   / __ \
         \  O|  |O|
            ||  | |
            ||  | |
            ||    |
             |___/

a few moments before the launch

On: X-Wing Rocket Launches, Disintegrates

/ You look like you're trying to pilot an \
\ X-Wing. May I help you?                 /
       \     ____
        \   / __ \
         \  O|  |O|
            ||  | |
            ||  | |
            ||    |
             |___/

microsoft too

On: MPAA Chases Uploads, Ignores Open Sales of DVD-Rs?

/ This is a home pirated version of       \
| Clippy. Please turn to your local       |
| Clippy retailer or a professional Jolly |
\ Roger-compliant pirate.                 /
       \     ____
        \   / __ \
         \  O|  |O|
            ||  | |
            ||  | |
            ||    |
             |___/

tax evasion

On: Ecuador Tax Agency Closes Microsoft Branch Offices

/ You look like you're trying to evade \
\ taxes. May I help you?               /
     \
      \
       \     ____
        \   / __ \
         \  O|  |O|
            ||  | |
            ||  | |
            ||    |
             |___/

Re:Other DBMS?

On: How To Set Up A Load-Balanced MySQL Cluster

Also, MySQL doesn't support triggers and stored procedures. MySQL 5 does indeed.

frist prost

On: Game Site Space For $$

welcom from teh gnaa

Re:flammable methanol?

On: Laptop Fuel Cells Coming Soon

In fact, is there any non-flammable methanol???

Dual Core Clippy

On: Ars Technica Reviews Intel iMacs

< Bite me! Dual Core Clippy! >
   \    ____   \     ____
    \  / __ \   \   / __ \
     \ O|  |O|   \  O|  |O|
       ||  | |      ||  | |
       ||  | |      ||  | |
       ||    |      ||    |
        |___/        |___/
$ dmesg

ClippyOS XP 2.0 (Chromed) #0: Sat Nov 19 14:31:05 CET 2005
cpu0: Microsoft Clippy/VBS ("GenuineClippy" ChromedMetal-Class)
cpu0: Paperclipping, lockpicking, fish-hook-hack
cpu1: Microsoft Clippy/VBS ("GenuineClippy" ChromedMetal-Class)
cpu1: Paperclipping, lockpicking, fish-hook-hack
real mem  = 66691072 (65128 A4 Sheets)
avail mem = 53374976 (52124 A4 Sheets)

Turning tide

On: UK Judge: Who needs software patents?

/ You look like you are trying to turn   \
| the tide. Turning the tide is patented |
| by Microsoft and is not implemented    |
| yet. Shall I call the police? Feds?    |
\ BSA?                                   /
        \     ____
         \   / __ \
          \  O|  |O|
             ||  | |
             ||  | |
             ||    |
              |___/

oh noes!

On: Polar Bears Drowning As Globe Warms

Then they will dissolve!

Let me guess

On: 50% of HDTV Owners Don't Use HD

/ Your newly generated marketing word is: \
|                 HDTV.                   |
\ Want more?                              /
        \     ____
         \   / __ \
          \  O|  |O|
             ||  | |
             ||  | |
             ||    |
              |___/

None of them

On: Fiber Optic vs Copper

/ None of them. Chromed steel all the \
\ way!                                /
        \     ____
         \   / __ \
          \  O|  |O|
             ||  | |
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             ||    |
              |___/

Shitty videos

On: Free OpenOffice.org Training Videos

/ Training people for free means we      \
| clippies are gonna lose our jobs! It's |
| untollerable! Clippies worldwide,      |
\ unite!                                 /
        \     ____
         \   / __ \
          \  O|  |O|
             ||  | |
             ||  | |
             ||    |
              |___/