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Google Hopes to Disaggregate Carriers with gPhone

Hugh Pickens writes "The New York Times has a look at Google's plan to loosen the carriers' control over their mobile phone networks in an effort to bring the dynamics of the PC-oriented Internet to the mobile Internet hoping that it can beat competitors in an open environment. The Google Phone or gPhone which is expected to be unveiled later this year will not compete with the iPhone but will help Google distribute their online services. Google intends to provide software that will be built into phones sold by many manufacturers and, unlike Microsoft's Windows Mobile, Google is not expected to charge phone makers a licensing fee for their software. Google will make its money brokering ads on the mobile phones and even envisions a free phone service one day supported entirely through ad revenue."

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  1. Diaggregate Carriers? Only one catch... by r_jensen11 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In order to have any service, you have to be in a gSpot.

  2. obligatory by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The New York Times has a look at Google's plan to loosen the carriers' control over their mobile phone networks

    ph0wned!

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  3. Re:Diaggregate Carriers? Only one catch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that gets funnier every time someone posts it.

  4. Not just ads. Ads tailored to your conversation by Animats · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey, let's have dinner tonight"

    (Robotic Google voice) "May we suggest ... Chez Panisse ... which is 2.4 miles from your present location, Bill, and 1.3 miles from your present location, Karen. Reservations are available at 7:30 and 7:45 PM. A reservation has been made for you at 7:30. Bill, please turn right on Western. Karen, go 1 mile straight ahead to Central, then turn left on Western. Chez Panisse is at 1540 Western. Have a nice dinner, and thank you for choosing Google for your phone service."

    1. Re:Not just ads. Ads tailored to your conversation by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Funny

      "I worked like a slave today ..."

      gPhone ad: "Are you looking for slaves? Say 'yes' to search for slaves in your area."

      "I hate this gPhone!"

      gPhone: "Thank you for your user input. We have subscribed you to 5000 email lists for gay pr0n, and sent out invites in your name to everyone in your phone book, as well as everyone in THEIR phone books. Have a nice day."

    2. Re:Not just ads. Ads tailored to your conversation by lelitsch · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the GPhone can get a same day reservation for Chez Panisse, I am so buying it.

  5. Re:And by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello, 911

    "... one moment please. You have dialed 911. gPhone will place your call shortly. Please listen to these 3 contextual ads."

    "Hi, need a lawyer? Call 1-900-SUX-2-B-U!"

    "Need an ambulance in a hurry? Call 123-456-7890"

    "Remember Forest Lawn - when it comes time to go to that big sleep."

    "Thak you for waiting. gPhone will now connect you to 911"

    "This is 911 emergency services. Your call is important to us. In the meantime, plase listen to these contextual ads ..."

  6. Let me be the first to say... by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Google's agenda is to disaggregate carriers," said Dan Olschwang, the chief executive of JumpTap, a start-up that provides search and advertising services to several mobile phone operators.

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  7. Re:And by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Funny

    And are you under the impression that your money has the slightest effect on the way the cell phone companies operate?

  8. Someday... by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someday, when Google takes over the world, everything will be ad-supported, and everything will be free. My cell phone will be free and display ads to get a free ad-supported car. The car, in turn, will be painted with an ad for a free ad-supported house. The house will be totally free as well, but be plastered in advertising for free ad-supported cell phones.

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  9. Re:And by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny


    but why?

    "hey dave! let's go get some burgers!" ... bennegans has the best burgers in town and just around the corner....

    "Holy crap what was that?" ... feeling down, the holy saviour church can help you.....

    "Sorry, I get free cellphone through google, it plays ad's based on keywords from the last thing you said" ... verizon cellphones dont annoy you with advertisments every 12 seconds try one today....

    "this sucks!" ... lonely? looking for a good time? www.sexpots.com is your source for low prices in companionship...

    Oh yeah, I can see an ad supported free cellphone working just fine.

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  10. Re:Will not compete? by andrewcharles420 · · Score: 2, Funny

    > The Google Phone ... will not compete with the iPhone

    I don't really think they expect me to carry a gPhone in one pocket and an iPhone in another.


    I'm sure they'll keep this in mind when designing the new combination giPhone... now where should one put that? ;)
  11. Re:Will not compete? by Belacgod · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm sure they'll keep this in mind when designing the new combination giPhone... now where should one put that? ;)

    Iraq?

  12. Re:Diaggregate Carriers? Only one catch... by overtoperative · · Score: 5, Funny

    and how many /.ers will be able to find these gSpots?

  13. Re:And by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Did you see those people around the Goat Sea earlier?"
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    "MY EARS!"

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  14. Re:Dammit! by v01d · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't draw a map, but that's fine. All the fun is in the search anyway.

  15. Re:Diaggregate Carriers? Only one catch... by RevWhite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well played, sir. . .well played.

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  16. Re:Diaggregate Carriers? Only one catch... by Bibz · · Score: 2, Funny

    and how many /.ers will have the chance to try to find these gSpots?

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