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Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk

Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that Paramount is in talks with 27-year old actor Chris Pine to play the role of Captain Kirk in the new 'Star Trek' film. Pine is almost completely unknown, but he's also being courted to star opposite George Clooney in 'White Jazz,' so he's being called "the hottest new actor in town." In addition, 'Hulk' actor Eric Bana was cast today as Nero, the main villain of Trek XI."

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  1. Shatner is out? by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Chris Pine: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/

    Eric Bana: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0051509/
    There is one true James TIBERIUS Kirk! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_T._Kirk
    Is Paramount trying to do with Kirk what has been done with the various flavors of "007" or "Batman"?

    1. Re:Shatner is out? by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ummm, didn't they say they wanted a 27 year old Kirk? Come on, I think Shatner is closer to 127... His youth has already boldly gone!

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    2. Re:Shatner is out? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think we can all agree on a response:

      Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

    3. Re:Shatner is out? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      His youth has already baldly gone!

      Fixed that for you...

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  2. Good Job, but by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.

    Chris Pine? That's one letter away from Chris Pike! Coincidence? I don't think so!

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  3. Actually, the actor is named Chris Pike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The guy is so good at acting, he only needs a blinking light to convey his emotions.

  4. Today's rumor is tomorrow's career obituary by xPsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Condolances went out today to Chis Pine, his family, and his career after he formally accepted the offer by Paramount to play James T. Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek movies.

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  5. Re:Let it die by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just don't go. Problem solved. Let the rest of us enjoy it. The end, everyone wins.

    I've never understood why some people think their memories of some sort of media will be ruined if a new product, one they don't have to go see or experience, is released.

  6. Archer was the first recorded to captain by DigitalReverend · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you go by Star Trek Canon,

    Archer was the first recorded Federation captain of a ship named Enterprise (NX-01)

    Capt April was the first captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) followed by Christopher Pike, James T. Kirk and then Willard Decker. Spock was captain occasionally.

    Then on the Enterprise B (NCC 1701-B) John Harriman, and later Demora Sulu who was the daughter of Sulu from the original series.

    Enterprise C was captained by Rachel Garrett.

    And the Enterprise D was captained by Picard, although Riker, and Edward Jellico captained the ship at least once during it's commission.

    There was one other Enterprise, the USS Enterprise (XCV 330) but little is known about it and there is no record of who it's captain was.

    Hows that for a geek trekker side.

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  7. Other cast options.... by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were going to cast Keano Reeves as Spock, but found during auditions that he doesn't have the range of emotions required for the role.

    1. Re:Other cast options.... by laffer1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How would the lines for that go?

      Kirk: Spock what do you think?
      Spock: I know kung fu!

  8. That's Christopher PIKE by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod!

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  9. So. . . Many. . . Pictures. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The IMDB has a tidy little slide show of Hollywood's new It Boy.

    I'm glad they didn't go for a look-a-like. There's a couple of shots which suggest this actor might have enough screen presence and charisma to pull off the arrogant super-leader several-times savior of the galaxy.

    Good luck to you, Mr. Pine! Them's big shoes. --It's a case of creating a character who is, (on and off the screen) ultra arrogant, skilled enough to deserve acting that way, and charming enough not to piss everybody off while doing it. If you follow Shatner's lead, then you will also be a really kind, light-hearted and giving soul, but that usually comes with age. If you don't get blasted by photon disrupters first. Is this Pine kid also a Canadian like old Bill? I'm not sure it's possible to achieve all of those goals otherwise. We'll have to see. Like I said, good luck to you, man!

    And I have gotta say, this is the first time in forever, (with the exception of the recent and sadly disappointing Superman film), that I've been excited about an upcoming movie. With a good writer and good direction, this could be a really awesome film.

    When, oh, when will I accumulate enough jaded cynicism to not let my hopes get the better of me?

    I am SUCH a sci-fi geek!


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  10. The real question is... by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.

    Well... Sure! HE - can - ACT...

    BUT!

    The REAL question IS...

    can he SING?

    Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
    With Tan-gerine dreams, and MARMALADE skies!
    Somebody -- calls you... you anssswerrr quuuiiitee sllllowwwwllllyyyy,
    A GIRL! with kalEIIIIDOscope eyes...
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  11. IDF by Radon360 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FWIW, Google: Inertial Dampening Field

    This sci-fi device is supposed to counteract such fatal changes in motion. Gene Roddenberry and his gang tried to come up with scientific explanations for a lot of things portrayed in Star Trek.

  12. McCoy? by FranTaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there any truth to the rumor that Gary Sinise is going to play Dr. McCoy? I mean, how could they possibly give it to anyone else?

  13. "clitorus" ? by Namlak · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...clitorus-foreheaded space-aliens...

    Geez, some guys can't even find it in the dictionary!

    (But I'll give you credit, that's a funny term!)