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Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk

Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that Paramount is in talks with 27-year old actor Chris Pine to play the role of Captain Kirk in the new 'Star Trek' film. Pine is almost completely unknown, but he's also being courted to star opposite George Clooney in 'White Jazz,' so he's being called "the hottest new actor in town." In addition, 'Hulk' actor Eric Bana was cast today as Nero, the main villain of Trek XI."

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  1. Shatner is out? by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Chris Pine: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/

    Eric Bana: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0051509/
    There is one true James TIBERIUS Kirk! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_T._Kirk
    Is Paramount trying to do with Kirk what has been done with the various flavors of "007" or "Batman"?

    1. Re:Shatner is out? by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ummm, didn't they say they wanted a 27 year old Kirk? Come on, I think Shatner is closer to 127... His youth has already boldly gone!

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    2. Re:Shatner is out? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think we can all agree on a response:

      Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

    3. Re:Shatner is out? by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      All I can say is, after his performance in 'Hulk', hearing about Eric Bana being cast in anything makes me cringe. Unless he's being cast in to a pit of boiling lava.

    4. Re:Shatner is out? by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Funny

      not to mention expensive wide-angle optics needed to get all his potbelly in the frame

    5. Re:Shatner is out? by dougmc · · Score: 3, Informative

      and we get Newtonian-physics-accurate battle scenes in normal space. Considering that their impulse drives can get them to significant percentages of c, and warp drive is much faster -- and people don't get splattered across the bridge every time they make a course change, I'd say probably not.


      Babylon 5 is over there ...

    6. Re:Shatner is out? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      His youth has already baldly gone!

      Fixed that for you...

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  2. Good Job, but by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.

    Chris Pine? That's one letter away from Chris Pike! Coincidence? I don't think so!

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    1. Re:Good Job, but by polyomninym · · Score: 3, Informative

      Somewhere between Pike and Pine lies the Seattle Convention Center.

  3. Actually, the actor is named Chris Pike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The guy is so good at acting, he only needs a blinking light to convey his emotions.

  4. Today's rumor is tomorrow's career obituary by xPsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Condolances went out today to Chis Pine, his family, and his career after he formally accepted the offer by Paramount to play James T. Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek movies.

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  5. Re:Let it die by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just don't go. Problem solved. Let the rest of us enjoy it. The end, everyone wins.

    I've never understood why some people think their memories of some sort of media will be ruined if a new product, one they don't have to go see or experience, is released.

  6. Archer was the first recorded to captain by DigitalReverend · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you go by Star Trek Canon,

    Archer was the first recorded Federation captain of a ship named Enterprise (NX-01)

    Capt April was the first captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) followed by Christopher Pike, James T. Kirk and then Willard Decker. Spock was captain occasionally.

    Then on the Enterprise B (NCC 1701-B) John Harriman, and later Demora Sulu who was the daughter of Sulu from the original series.

    Enterprise C was captained by Rachel Garrett.

    And the Enterprise D was captained by Picard, although Riker, and Edward Jellico captained the ship at least once during it's commission.

    There was one other Enterprise, the USS Enterprise (XCV 330) but little is known about it and there is no record of who it's captain was.

    Hows that for a geek trekker side.

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  7. Other cast options.... by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were going to cast Keano Reeves as Spock, but found during auditions that he doesn't have the range of emotions required for the role.

    1. Re:Other cast options.... by laffer1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How would the lines for that go?

      Kirk: Spock what do you think?
      Spock: I know kung fu!

  8. That's Christopher PIKE by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod!

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  9. Re:Let it die by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if in 2050 every Star Trek movie ever made with Kirk now stars Chris Pine, through the magic of editing?

    Well, that's really Paramount's decision - they own Star Trek, not us. Second, fan outrage brought the original versions back for Star Wars (mostly because Lucus saw more money there, I'm sure). Every episode of Star Trek currently exists on DVD as it originally aired. Through the magic of the internet, now they'll never go away, regardless of what products new are released. And you'll still be able to avoid/ignore any new franchise efforts, just as you can today.

  10. So. . . Many. . . Pictures. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The IMDB has a tidy little slide show of Hollywood's new It Boy.

    I'm glad they didn't go for a look-a-like. There's a couple of shots which suggest this actor might have enough screen presence and charisma to pull off the arrogant super-leader several-times savior of the galaxy.

    Good luck to you, Mr. Pine! Them's big shoes. --It's a case of creating a character who is, (on and off the screen) ultra arrogant, skilled enough to deserve acting that way, and charming enough not to piss everybody off while doing it. If you follow Shatner's lead, then you will also be a really kind, light-hearted and giving soul, but that usually comes with age. If you don't get blasted by photon disrupters first. Is this Pine kid also a Canadian like old Bill? I'm not sure it's possible to achieve all of those goals otherwise. We'll have to see. Like I said, good luck to you, man!

    And I have gotta say, this is the first time in forever, (with the exception of the recent and sadly disappointing Superman film), that I've been excited about an upcoming movie. With a good writer and good direction, this could be a really awesome film.

    When, oh, when will I accumulate enough jaded cynicism to not let my hopes get the better of me?

    I am SUCH a sci-fi geek!


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  11. The real question is... by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now. He has to learn. To talk. Like this.

    Well... Sure! HE - can - ACT...

    BUT!

    The REAL question IS...

    can he SING?

    Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
    With Tan-gerine dreams, and MARMALADE skies!
    Somebody -- calls you... you anssswerrr quuuiiitee sllllowwwwllllyyyy,
    A GIRL! with kalEIIIIDOscope eyes...
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  12. IDF by Radon360 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FWIW, Google: Inertial Dampening Field

    This sci-fi device is supposed to counteract such fatal changes in motion. Gene Roddenberry and his gang tried to come up with scientific explanations for a lot of things portrayed in Star Trek.

    1. Re:IDF by dissy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gene Roddenberry and his gang tried to come up with scientific explanations for a lot of things portrayed in Star Trek. Did he ever explain why a starship would be equiped with 1970's-era computers that clattered and lit up every time they spoke? Yea, the budget. :P
  13. Bugger Kirk, I want Pirk! by Nim82 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They should replace Kirk with Pirk and get Samuli Torssonen and his crew on-board.

    Star Wreck was better in every way that matters: Better Battles, Better Humour, Better Plot and most importantly prettier girls. The acting was about equal as well.

    Imagine what they could do with a budget?

  14. McCoy? by FranTaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there any truth to the rumor that Gary Sinise is going to play Dr. McCoy? I mean, how could they possibly give it to anyone else?

  15. Re:Let it die by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never understood why some people think their memories of some sort of media will be ruined if a new product, one they don't have to go see or experience, is released.

    Well, for starters, this guy had a very good point.

    Beyond that though, I'm just disgusted at low Star Trek has gone. Seriously. We've gone from the golden age of TV Sci-Fi, with shows like TNG, DS9, Babylon 5 and SeaQuest all airing new episodes, to Paramount milking the cash cow that is Star Trek, putting out one crap release after another, banking on the "Star Trek" name to sell it.

    You realize that Stephen Hawking of all people took TNG seriously enough that he made a tour of the set, asked to sit in Picard's chair and even did a cameo? You find me something on TV today that even comes close to what TNG was it's hayday. Or Babylon 5 for that matter. Yes, both had their downpoints (TNG Seasons 1-2 and 7, Babylon 5's last season and parts of the first), but I don't think you can find something on TV today that's anywhere near as good as either of them on a bad day.

    And don't come back with Firefly, the standard /. answer. It's not in production anymore, who knows how good or bad it would have been if it had remained, and I don't consider it Sci-Fi like Bab 5 or TNG. It's more like a western in space. And before the Firefly fans all rush to click "reply" and flame me, I liked Serenity and the back story to Firefly. I just don't think you can point at a show that didn't even make one season as justification for why modern Sci-Fi doesn't suck.

    And Battlestar Galactica, while an awesome show, is no where near as mainstream as TNG or even Bab 5. And while that's not entirely a bad thing, it doesn't exactly help make the case for Sci-Fi on TV either.

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  16. "clitorus" ? by Namlak · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...clitorus-foreheaded space-aliens...

    Geez, some guys can't even find it in the dictionary!

    (But I'll give you credit, that's a funny term!)

  17. Eric Bana? by rk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought the Hulk's alter ego was Bruce Bana.