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Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation

KrispySausage writes "After weeks of grueling troubleshooting, I've finally had it confirmed by Microsoft Australia and USA — something as small as swapping the video card or updating a device driver can trigger a total Vista deactivation. Put simply, your copy of Windows will stop working with very little notice (three days) and your PC will go into "reduced functionality" mode, where you can't do anything but use the web browser for half an hour."

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  1. Fool me once..... by budword · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fool me once...shame on you......fool me twice.....shame on me. If you use vista and it bites you in the ass....well.... you deserve it.

    1. Re:Fool me once..... by budword · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft has been screwing over it's customers for quite a while now. (Customers=people who give them money.) Anyone who has been paying attention has noticed. They do this in part to help content providers. (People who don't give them money.) The rest I figure is neurotic control issues. So, the summary for those of you who are a little slow (Vista users), they screw over people who give them money to help people who don't give them money. Sell the damn stock now, before everyone notices.

    2. Re:Fool me once..... by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      The definition of "have to" you are using is so narrow it is meaningless. You don't *have* to breathe oxygen. Unless you want to live. I have a homebrew methane hack I'm working on. Pretty soon I'll be able to tell Big Oxygen to go take a flying fuck.
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    3. Re:Fool me once..... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny
      how many real world applications are 100% perfect?

      10 GOTO 10
      is pretty hard to break.

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    4. Re:Fool me once..... by ampathee · · Score: 2, Funny

      CTRL+C

      Easy.

    5. Re:Fool me once..... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried that and had to reactivate Vista.

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  2. Windows Zenith by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Your mouse moved, click here to re-register Windows Zenith. Make sure you have your birth certificate and blood sample ready. Or click cancel to go into RTFM"

    1. Re:Windows Zenith by rtyhurst · · Score: 2, Funny

      From the story:

      "APC has passed all this feedback back to Microsoft, which, to its credit, is taking the situation very seriously and has Vista developers working on a solution."

      So they're working on it, and everyone can just relax: problem solved.

      Microsoft would never do anything to make their software more intrusive. Would they?

      I mean, they just don't have the technical capacity to do DNA scans if you want to upgrade your graphics card.

      Yet...

  3. Steve Jobs... by youthoftoday · · Score: 5, Funny

    This wouldn't happen on a Mac. 'Cos in most of them you can't even get in there to change the graphics card.

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    1. Re:Steve Jobs... by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      All computers are upgradeable, some just require special tools to do the job. Like a metric screwdriver or an allen wrench. Or a crowbar, a hammer, and a soldering iron.

  4. Notice? by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Funny

    your copy of Windows will stop working with very little notice (three days)

    I don't know about anyone else, but if my OS stopped working after three days I'd definitely notice.

    1. Re:Notice? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know about anyone else, but if my OS stopped working after three days I'd definitely notice.

      That's because, most likely, your OS is not a Microsoft one.

      In all thruthyness there's not much difference between a working Windows install, and a non-working one. In both cases, both user and the computer are un-productive, but in the case of a non-working install only more so.

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  5. Yes, but... by Xeth · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...this minor inconvenience is clearly offset by the massive benefits inherent in a new GUI skin.

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  6. Reduced functionality? by bareman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "reduced functionality" mode, where you can't do anything but use the web browser for half an hour."

    For a percentage of the users being able to use the web browser for half an hour is all they want and need. Not being able to run spyware/malware for that half hour might make this "Desired functionality" mode.

  7. You don't get it. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What other industry is there that abuses their customers like this?"

    Been on a commercial airliner lately? How about 8 hours on the tarmac without airconditioning strapped into a seat that's 2" too narrow with 300-lb companions on either side of you and crying toddlers behind and in front of you. Vista won't seem so bad after you get off that plane.

    How about Tobacco? They don't abuse their customers, they just cripple and then kill them.

    Meat packing? Widespread E-coli outbreaks. At least Vista doesn't give you gut-wrenching bloody diarrhea (although I hear MS Reasarch is working toward this goal).

  8. Re:Pirated version? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But isn't it possible the pirated versions might also come with a pre-installed root kit? What, Sony pirates Windows XP now?
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  9. Re:I don't get it... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    What other industry is there that abuses their customers like this? I feel like I'm being accused of criminal activity from the first second I install a MS product now.

    This is slashdot. I'll give you two guesses, and they both end in 'AA'.

  10. Feature? by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wasn't this an advertised feature of the OS back before its release? Either that, or it was an EFF warning.

    Sure I've heard it somewhere, though.

  11. Re:How much Apple and Red Hat stock does Bill have by J0nne · · Score: 4, Funny

    5 bucks says that china and microsoft will control most of the world in 20 years. wouldn't surprise me a bit to learn that all government machines using vista suddenly shut down when china invades. I'd take you up on it, but i doubt $5 will be worth a damn in 20 years, especially if you're right...
  12. Timing by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Put simply, your copy of Windows will stop working with very little notice (three days) and your PC will go into "reduced functionality" mode...

    Would this be a bad time to mention that Leopard has 300 new features?

    Or that you don't even have a serial number to enter, much less activation concerns?

    Windows guys, if you are tired of Mac "fanbois" kicking you in the rear stop issuing us steel-toed boots and bending over with a big target taped to your posterior!

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  13. Re:Linux will never do this by discord5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux will never do this. Ever. Period.

    Oh really? Never say never. ;)

  14. XP too ! Not just Vista. by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Funny

    My WinXP became "deactivated" after I de-installed the video card driver. This "feature" is hardly limited to Vista, I'm afraid.

  15. Re:Wow by xeoron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well... look on the bright side, if you have to run Vista, you can always install cygwin and run Wine to support more of the programs that Vista just does not want to continue to support.... or turn Vista as large thin client and run those must have software on another Windows box or virtual server instance. May not be a pretty solution, but at aleast people have options.

  16. Re:I don't get it... by jimicus · · Score: 5, Funny

    What other industry is there that abuses their customers like this?

    Prostitutes specialising in S&M?

  17. Re:I've already experienced this... by snark23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had Vista running in vmware. Changing the virtual machine's allocated memory from 512 to 768 also forces reactivation... what a pain in the ass.

    The advantage of doing this in a virtual environment is that "pkill -9 vmware" in a blind rage is a lot cheaper than throwing your computer out the window.

    ("Windows, meet window!")

  18. Re:Pirated version? by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there a decent pirated version of Vista yet?

    Nope. Pirated or not, Vista is still indecent.

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  19. A Testimony from a Dentist! by Guppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, my dentist told me what she had to go though to get her daughters computer reactivated, it doesn't just take a few minutes. Yeah, and this testimony about Vista is from someone who *knows* about how to inflict pain!
  20. Re:I don't get it... by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh god yes, treat me like Vista does! What? Yes, allow whipping. Oh yes. What? Yes, continue dammit!