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Comet Unexpectedly Brightens a Millionfold

swordgeek writes "Comet 17P/Holmes, a relatively obscure and (until a few days ago) dim object, has suddenly flared to be literally a million times brighter, going from magnitude 18 to 2.8. It is just outside of the constellation Perseus, which puts it high in the sky and ideal for viewing at this time of year. The comet still appears starlike even in binoculars but should grow to several arcminutes across over the next few nights. The comet is now readily visible to the naked eye. This is a completely unexpected once-in-a-lifetime event, so get out your finest optics (even if it's just your eyes) and go comet watching!"

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  1. we need a comet, a big one by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    i don't think we've seen a really big bright comet in how long? hasn't it been decades, or centuries even? anywhere in the world?

    i mean a really big bright one that eats the whole sky

    we need a big bright comet because history teaches us that warring factions oftentimes stop their fighting and lay down their arms when shocked at the sight

    so we need a big bright comet pronto

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    1. Re:we need a comet, a big one by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not with our president. Bush would just point to the heavens and say, "See? God hates terrorism, too!"

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    2. Re:we need a comet, a big one by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well yeah, we're talking about a comet that brightens, not a president!

    3. Re:we need a comet, a big one by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too late. The liberals would already be blaming the comet on global warming.

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  2. Re:UK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the clouds clear up, and the rain stops.

    Oh, right, UK.

    Never.

  3. WARNING by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    The comet is now readily visible to the naked eye.

    WARNING
    Do not look into the comet with your remaining eye.

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    1. Re:WARNING by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A coworker bought a balisong (butterfly knife) as a youth, and being a methodical chap, bought "The Balisong Book", or somesuch.

      The instructions started out with "First, take off the blade of the knife prior to practicing, or you will cut yourself". Being young and cocky, he ignored it and started playing with it. After cutting his hand rather badly, he decided to consult the book again.

      The next line read "Now that you have bandaged your hand, tape off the knife edge like the previous instructions said".

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  4. Re:Start the Search for the New Messiah! by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that dumbas folk singer is to be believed, he'll be found on a bus. Just like one of us. Depends on the singer you're listening to. Mine says he was born in a cheap hotel at the end of Route 66, he lived a dark and twisted life and came right back just to do it again.
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  5. Re:Earth to comet: Y R U so late? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember a group of people waiting for you. Some 32 people in some large farm house or something in California. All wearing some kind of black clothing and Nike shoes. They took your promise to come in 1999 or so and committed suicide but you are coming so late. OK atleast the rest of the believers can now die and meet you. I can't take credit for the lyrics but they're still funny!

    Song Lyrics:
    Magic Comet Ride

    (Parody of Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf)

    I like to dream
    Yes, yes
    About flying around in a space machine
    When a big blue ball appears in the night
    Our leader says that the time is right
    Hale Bopp draws near
    Clean the house and pack that gear

    Well, UFO is right behind
    Why don't you come with me, boys and girls
    On a magic comet ride
    Well, UFO's got a extra seat
    Why don't you take a trek with me?
    Beam us up, we'll visit ET

    Grab a ride, girl
    Say good bye, world
    Let Hale Bopp take you away

    Last night I packed a travel sack
    And said goodbye on video tape
    Before the ship could come for me
    Some witch doctor had to take my nuts away
    I donned a gown
    Brand new shoes from Niketown

    Well, you won't know if you stay behind
    Why don't you come with me, cyber geek
    On a magic comet ride
    We'll follow Doe and you will see
    Why don't you go to sleep with me?
    This plastic bag will set you free

    Say goodbye, world
    Log your last URL
    Let the ship take you away

    Well, UFO is right behind
    Why don't you come with me, boys and girls
    On a magic comet ride
    Well, UFO's got an extra seat
    Why don't you take a trek with me?
    Beam us up, we'll visit ET (Marcus Tee)
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  6. Re:UK? by famebait · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, umm, the UK and the US are not that different in latitude, and as for the east-west thing, last I checked the earth makes a complete revoluion every day.

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  7. It's The COMET EMPIRE!!! by saudadelinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the Argo/Yamato? Tell 'em to power up the Wave Motion Gun to deal with this intergalatic menace!

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  8. Re:Why? by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, It's coming right for us!

  9. Re:Start the Search for the New Messiah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It was a dark and twisted night..."

  10. Unexpected Sudden Brightening? by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny



    You think that's unexpected?

    Wait until it suddenly changes direction!

    Now thatwill be unexpected!

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    1. Re:Unexpected Sudden Brightening? by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's unexpected?
      Wait until it suddenly changes direction!


      Oh yeah? You think that's unexpected?

      Wait until it starts an Inquisition!

      Now that will be unexpected!

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  11. Re:UK? by mrjb · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about in the UK? Where would I need to look to see this thing?
    Regardless of country - You would need to look up.

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  12. Wow! A once in a lifetime event! by east+coast · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that's why it's going to be cloudy over my area for the foreseeable future?

    Never fails.

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  13. Great scale by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny
    literally a million times brighter, going from magnitude 18 to 2.8.

    Dr Evil: ... and so we will demand... one million dollars! (*laughs evilly*)
    Henchman: Um, well, it turns out that a million dollars isn't so much money any more.
    Dr Evil: Hmm. In that case... we will demand... fifty cents!!!

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  14. Re:UK? by razorh · · Score: 2, Funny

    ?? I don't see ANY of those lines when I look into the sky at night, is there some filter/layer I need to turn on somewhere?

  15. Re:UK? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try hitting Ctrl-;

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  16. Re:Why? by wximagery95 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone have any idea why this comet has suddenly got so much brighter?

    Global warming.

  17. It's Obvious by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

    The comet hasn't brightened. What you're seeing is the afterglow from the nuclear explosion that Bruce Willis set off yesterday.

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  18. Re:Blindsight, anyone? by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

    You realize, of course, that being able to make a connection to a Sci-Fi book that was just published last year means your chances of ever getting a date are pretty much non-existent.

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    You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  19. Our new Overlords by kmahan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously a ship starting its deceleration burn.

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    Invalid Checksum. Retrying.
  20. A "Millionfold" is not the same as a Million times by N0GNU · · Score: 5, Funny

    The /. title "Comet Unexpectedly Brightens a Millionfold" demonstrates a common mistake.

      Each "fold" means a doubling, or 2 to the n'th power. For example, three-fold is 8-times. Take a piece of paper and fold it three times- unfold it and count the number of rectangles outlined by the creases. This is where the expression actually came from...

      People incorrectly use the "fold" term because they think it sounds more intelligent, but they demonstrate their ignorance by misusing it.

      A brighting of 2 to the millionth power would be so massive that we and our entire solar system would be almost instantly vaporized and blown away by the photons striking us.

    ron

  21. Comet, comet, go away, don't come back other day by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the comet reaches Earth it is a WMD.

  22. Re:Doesn't matter by bcattwoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but the sky will be in a different place above you depending on latitude.

    I am at 35.778889 N and the sky is up. Can you post your latitude and sky direction for comparison?
  23. oblig starship troopers by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Johnny Rico: I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

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  24. What the night sky *really* looks like by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing. Only when you get outside of civilization are you afflicted with the light pollution from stars hundreds of light years away. Don't worry, this pollution, while unsettling if you weren't expecting it, has no permanent ill effects and clears up again after you return to civilization.