OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops
An anonymous reader writes "The One Laptop Per Child Project (OLPC) is toying with a novel source of power for its low-cost XO laptops: cows.
"We plan to drive a dynamo (taken from an old Fiat) through a system of belts and pulleys using cows/cattle," wrote OLPC's Arjun Sarwal, in an October 21 e-mail posted to one of the group's discussion lists.
Sarwal and others are now finalizing the design of the cow-powered generator."
There is no way this is true.
There is no way they can get cows to power laptops, there is no way they would stay in their wheel.
Now, if they suggested a beowolf cluster of hamsters then I would believe it.
As it stands this article is just a load of bull.
liqbase
I can see it now
Later that evening he is having a romantic chat with his girlfriend in the next village. Things get intense and the low power warning comes on her laptop. They are cut off as a great big cowpat soils his keyboard.
(I could have gone further, but hey, this is a family show, right?)
Do it yourself, because no one else will do it yourself. [beta blockade 10-17 Feb]
And here I was thinking the article was going to be about powering laptops with methane...
This guy's the limit!
Aren't these laptops for developing nations such as India? If so, there are *FAR* better ways to generate energy. I know that cows are work animals, but this is a terrible application. Throw up a few photovoltaics, batteries, and regulators, and you have an generator unit costing the same that does not waste your work/food animal.
Poor people using such animals tend to have a lot more common sense than we do. This is absolutely preposterous.
It would be a trivial thing to gear up an oil press and drive a tiny generator to power a few laptops.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
You know, I bet you could use a gnu just as well as a cow. Same electrical power, higher meta factor.
"You're using a gnu to power a GNU-powered device? My mind just exploded!"
Remember: To err is human, to moo is bovine.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
The fact that the XO-1 was specifically designed to run on only 2-3 watts (using Geode at 0.8 watts and LCD-backlit / reflective display at 0.1 to 1 watts), compared to the 15-20 watts on a normal laptop or 100-200 watts on a desktop makes this sort of thing quite feasible.
"I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
Any of us who've got this "girlfriend" you speak of should already have her working on our dynamo.
At least that's what I call it.
You are welcome on my lawn.
> At least give a link to the Wikipedia entry on "girlfriend".
A girlfriend is a girl that wants to be just friend. Every girl a slashdotter encounters is like that, no need to hit wikipedia for that.
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Try these commands, too:
aptitude moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -vv moo
aptitude -vvv moo
aptitude -vvvv moo
aptitude -vvvvv moo
aptitude -vvvvvv moo
Moo.
Peace sells, but who's buying?
When you consider the use of a cow vs. the use of a small animal (like a hamster) you start having to understand how we turn physical motion into electricity.
A small animal like a hamster is really cute, but they don't produce much usable electrical power. They only run long enough to get a workout, and if they get tired... they stop running. Yes, someone actually turned their hamster's wheel into a generator. The hamster could light up LEDs, but that's nowhere near powering a laptop.
A cow, on the other hand, will produce excellent torque - if you can get it to walk - but then you waste some of that power changing the low-amp high-volt power into higher-amp lower-volt power. Remember - pumping water is essentially a high-torque/low-speed process, but most electrical generation is low-torque/high-speed. (But that's because most electrical generation is for AC power, not the charging of DC batteries. For DC charging, high-torque/low-RPM might work nicely.)
However, what they're probably going for here isn't the optimal conversion of animal power to electrical power. What they're probably trying to do is transform into electricity what they perceive to be widely available power.