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Intergalactic Missing Mass Missing Again

Ponca City, We Love You writes "Researchers at the University Of Alabama In Huntsville have discovered that some x-rays thought to come from intergalactic clouds of 'warm' gas are instead probably caused by lightweight electrons — leaving the mass of the universe as much as ten to 20 percent lighter (in terms of its ordinary matter) than previously calculated. In 2002 the same team reported finding large amounts of extra 'soft' (relatively low-energy) x-rays coming from the vast spaces in the middle of galaxy clusters. Their cumulative mass was thought to account for as much as ten percent of the mass and gravity needed to hold together galaxies, galaxy clusters, and perhaps the universe itself. When the team looked at data from a galaxy cluster in the southern sky, however, they found that energy from those additional soft x-rays doesn't look like it should. 'The best, most logical explanation seems to be that a large fraction of the energy comes from electrons smashing into photons instead of from warm atoms and ions, which would have recognizable spectral emission lines,' said Dr. Max Bonamente. The work was published Oct. 20 in the Astrophysical Journal."

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  1. Happiness is... by zifferent · · Score: 4, Funny

    a warm gas. (and lightweight electrons.)

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  2. Re:The falloff of light is 1/r^2 by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    As stupid as you are, someone who is even more stupid than you will read your post and mod you up.

    That's the magic of Slashdot.

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  3. soo.. by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    is the obesity problem over then?

  4. Ballpoint pen theory of mass differential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The other, slightly less, logical explanation is that the difference in mass can simply be explained by the number of missing ballpoint pens in the universe.

    1. Re:Ballpoint pen theory of mass differential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The other, slightly less, logical explanation is that the difference in mass can simply be explained by the number of missing ballpoint pens in the universe.

      No, the Dryer/Sofa Correspondence Theorem elegantly shows that the deficit of pens is exactly cancelled out by excess right socks. (And it also demonstrates that contrary to popular urban legend, the supposed "missing" left socks never existed in this universe in the first place.)

    2. Re:Ballpoint pen theory of mass differential by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The other, slightly less, logical explanation is that the difference in mass can simply be explained by the number of missing ballpoint pens in the universe.

      But that doesn't explain where all those goddamned clothes hangers come from.

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    3. Re:Ballpoint pen theory of mass differential by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      But that doesn't explain where all those goddamned clothes hangers come from.

      They must be the adult form of "lost" teaspoons.

    4. Re:Ballpoint pen theory of mass differential by DrVomact · · Score: 2, Funny

      The other, slightly less, logical explanation is that the difference in mass can simply be explained by the number of missing ballpoint pens in the universe.

      But that doesn't explain where all those goddamned clothes hangers come from.

      Clothes hangers are the larval form of the fully adult right sock. The amazing life cycle of this organism begins, of course, with the egg—often mistaken for "paper clips". Corpses are indistinguishable from old technical journals.

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  5. Lighter mass? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    [...] leaving the mass of the universe as much as ten to 20 percent lighter[...]

    I can understand the universe being lighter, but its mass being lighter?

    Now, back to my new computer that has a faster speed yet runs at a colder temperature. I'm going to move its location, which will require a longer length of Ethernet cable. Hopefully this farther distance from the router won't be a problem.

  6. Eureka! by headkase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Based on nothing more than pure speculation, I believe the missing mass of the Universe is tucked away in all those little tiny extra dimensions at the planck scale of things.
    Of course I'm wrong but hey - this is Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Eureka! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get a couple letters after your name, write that using scientific gargon aka "Math", "earn" a reputation by publishing mostly obvious observations and restating other peoples ideas using different sentence structures, and then you'd have a better than 50/50 shot of publishing that idea in a journal.

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  7. US Consumers Clueless, says Survey by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    US Consumers Clueless about Missing Intergalactic Mass

    "A study on consumer perceptions about missing intergalactic mass, undertaken by the Asimov Institute at the University of Phoenix Online and the Speilberg Space Policy Center, found that the average American consumer is largely unaware that some x-rays thought to come from intergalactic clouds of 'warm' gas are instead probably caused by lightweight electrons. Those surveyed showed little knowledge on the extent to which the mass of the universe was previously calculated. More than half of those surveyed -- about 55 percent -- falsely assumed that large amounts of extra 'soft' galaxy clusters were actually a light chocolatey candy. ...

    1. Re:US Consumers Clueless, says Survey by flotson · · Score: 1, Funny

      Perhaps some of the missing mass is "extra dark"?

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  8. Diet? by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the galaxy on the same diet as Oprah?

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  9. Re:Intergalatic? by beckerist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Planetary. Planetary intergalactic. Another dimension!

  10. Bohr Atom by Whiteox · · Score: 3, Funny

    "lightweight electrons"????
    For God's Sake! There really was nothing wrong with Bohr's atom was there?
    I'm still trying to explain wave and particle theory to my pug dog, who gazes intently into my eyes!
    Now I've got to try and explain electrons that don't 'weigh'(?) as much!

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  11. Intergelatic by jlehtira · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's probably a typo, it should say intergelatic. That's something between ice creams.

  12. The Importance of Intergalactic Mass by ezzthetic · · Score: 3, Funny

    To lose the intergalactic mass once might be considered a misfortune. To lose it twice begins to look like carelessness.

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