Highly Targeted Phishing From Salesforce.com Leak
An anonymous reader writes "Salesforce.com has finally acknowledged what security experts have suspected for weeks: that a Salesforce.com employee had his company credentials stolen in a phishing scam, and criminals have been using names and e-mail addresses from Salesforce's customer list to conduct other highly targeted phishing attacks, including the recent round of fake e-mails apparently from the Federal Trade Commission." In such hightly targeted attacks, the AV companies are at a loss — they have little chance of quickly developing signatures for threats that only reach a few thousand victims.
It's four thirty a.m. and the house is asleep.
I. . . am not asleep.
I am crouched in the bathtub in a frog-like stance, small puddles of urine and liquid shit at my feet. I'm leaning forward, gripping the side of the tub and biting my knee, overwhelmed by a mixture of pain and pleasure as I piston a dildo in and out of my ass.
You see, I really love anal masturbation.
Ever try it? No? You should.
Doesn't matter who you are. God gave all of us, male and female, an abundance of nerve endings in our rectum - and one life to live. So why don't you go ahead and test out the equipment? Have some fun. No point in having a gun sitting on your shelf your entire life and never killing anyone, right?
But I realize there's a fairly persistent misconception among guys that I'm gonna have to dispel before we go any further:
Stimulating your own ass is not "gay."
That notion doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, how could anything you do to your own body be gay? Nobody ever freaks out in the middle of jerking off like "Holy fuck, I've got a fistful of cock! I've gotta cut this gay shit out!" Well, what's the philosophical difference between playing with your dick and playing with your ass?
There is none.
Look fellas, here's the scoop:
If you have a girl wearing a foot long strap-on, smacking your face and screaming "WHO'S MY BITCH?!?" while she pounds your asshole until it bleeds, that would be a *heterosexual* act. Girl on guy. Simple.
Now if it's a guy that's fucking you, that would be homosexual. And if you're doing it to yourself, well, that's plain old masturbation.
But listen - if you're still sitting there being stubborn, all macho and uptight going "My ass. . . is EXIT ONLY!!!" then lemme just ask you a question.
You know that feeling you get when you take a really big shit?
You know what I'm talking about. You're sitting on the couch, eating Cheez-Its and watching Larry King, when all of the sudden you feel that familiar burning. . . so you get up and bound off to the bathroom all bow legged, clenching your sphincter real tight, and then you furiously rip off your boxer briefs and plop down on the seat just in time to let a huuuuuuge thick turd come sliding out of your ass?
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
That feeling.
That tingling, chills up your spine, this-is-absolutely-the-pinnacle-of-human-existence feeling.
Well guess what. That's the feeling of a massive rod moving through your rectum, tickling those wonderfully abundant nerve endings. You love it. It's okay. We all do. It doesn't make you a fag. Or at the very least, we're ALL fags. So indulge yourself.
(Yes, I understand that said feeling is partially due to the sensory experience of toxins leaving the body, which is unique to defecation - but the operative word here is "partially." You like the log movement, too. Don't try to argue.)
So anyway, now that you've decided to be bold, and not a homophobic pussy, and poke around the cornhole a little bit - good for you. But there's something you should remember. Anal masturbation is just like playing the accordion, or shooting a jumper, or really anything else that's worth doing. That is, it requires practice.
You see, back when I was a kid I would get curious and stick a finger or a toothbrush up there, but I wasn't fucking around with anywhere near the kind of pleasure I'm achieving now. It was uncomfortable even. So I worked on it.
And conversely, I know I'm still far from expertise in this particular discipline. I don't claim to be an ass master. There's a whole world of lengths, girths, textures, and vibrations that my eager browneye has yet to inhale.
But since I have honed my skills to a pretty decent level, I'll share with you my current technique. Without further ado:
CmdrTaco's Anal Masturbation Technique
What You Need:
1. Lubricant of your choice
2. Fake cock (eight inches, approx.)
3. Ridged anal wand (seven inches, approx.)
Seriously, what do AV companies have to do with phishing scams? The proper counter-attack to phishing is user education, and proper security practices at various sites (e.g. banking sites not using email for official correspondence, not allowing info to leak, etc.). There are some technological tools that can help reduce the impact of phishing (e.g. toolbars that notify the user of suspicious activities) but ultimately this is an issue of user education...
Because it is against human nature to be completely paranoid and skeptical of every email received, the only reliable way to fight this sort of thing is for everyone to digitally sign email messages through a reliable PKI hierarchy. Only when a federal regulatory body works with all the major email client producers (microsoft, google, etc.) would it be possible for such a thing to actually make it. Under "free market" forces, these companies do not have the incentive to cooperate.
A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
Are AV companies even the appropriate resource for dealing with phishing scams? Why don't we just teach people some common sense or something? Phishing is a user education problem, not a problem to be attacked by antivirus tools.
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If you know about a security hole in a product, and you write a program to attack it, and fire it off at a specific target, odds are poor that any antivirus software will catch it. And if it's a remote execute vulnerability, the target won't have a chance to avoid being phished, because it'll all happen automatically.
Also, there's software (like Internet Explorer) that pretty much trains people to fall victim to "thin" social engineering attacks (by, for example, crying wolf hundreds of times a day). This means that these attacks work often enough that if you can target a few hundred people at a specific location you'll get one, and they happen often enough that it's not even suspicious for a few hundred people at a location to get a dialog box asking if they want to infect their computer now.
Antivirus software can't help.
Security is like sex.
Once you're penetrated you're fucked.
Like the title of this post says - screw antivirus software, call appropriate law enforcement agencies when you get these phishing attempts!
Not everything can be addressed through technology. This is such a case. Note that the original error was with a human being that chose to be duped by a phishing expedition. In most of the cases the fatal flaw in any data security design is the people who run it.
My point is simply this. Training hours spent with each employee about how to recognize and respond correctly to online threats would have been a more effective and likely cheaper alternative to whatever their last security initiative was. Conversely testing or "job skill validation" that prevents people likely to do stupid things from getting enough clearance to have an email address on the corporate server - would also be effective.
The problem with modern operating systems is that they allow people to think they know how to run a computer. Vista says, "Shall I allow trojan.exe to run?" User says to self, "Self, I have no clue what that is, so I better let it run."
Anyone else see a problem with leaving immediate security questions to be answered by the person who happens to be at the keyboard?
IMHO Technology is not and should not be thought of as, the solution to all problems.
Dennis Dumont
BONGS BONGS BONGS I LUV BONGS
Not everything can be addressed through technology. This is such a case. Note that the original error was with a human being that chose to be duped by a phishing expedition.
True, but this story appears to have started with an employee of an outside service, salesforce.com, succumbing to phishing.
While you can't entirely beat sociological threats through technological defences, this case doesn't exactly support the standard software-as-a-service provider's argument that by outsourcing your data handling to them, you are avoiding the complexity and problems of doing it yourself. What next, confidential planning documents from a company using one of the web-based office suites get leaked after the office suite business gets tricked? There is a lesson to be learned here.
If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
....Actually I can't be bothered.
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Fire the people who are infected.
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I did this once. I reported the phising scam e-mails, provided them with the
e-mail address, details of the scam and gve them a link to a security website
that reported the scam.
The response I got was basically, "They're not doing anything illegal. If you send them money/info about you, that's your business."
In short, as far as law enforcement in Canada is concerned, if you're dumb enough to fall
for phising, tough luck. And I kind of agree with them. It doesn't lave me with a warm,
fuzzy feeling, but I agree. Phising scams are a sort of virtual survival of the fitest.
"Stolen", my ass.
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SALESFORCED?
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
I've submitted a few questions to Ask Slashdot to see what other /.ers use for CRM and helpdesk management, but my submissions have been rejected.
I work for a growing IT company (just passed 30 employees) and we're looking for a web-based system to handle not only our sales but also our helpdesk and order processing systems if possible. So far we've been looking at OneOrZero (open source) and the Allbase Suite (commercial).
Does anybody have any recommendations?
I ever go into phishing, I know who my first target will be: Canadian law enforcement.
While I haven't reported phishing specifically, I've reported spam (both of which are unsolicited emails, by the way, with phishing actually being notably more harmful), and gotten a response nearly every time that the issue will be pursued (although in these cases I contacted the ISPs that owned the IPs that were sending out emails, and this was in the late 90s where the net wasn't full of millions of zombified PCs so it was easier for ISPs to pursue).
Either way, sure, I imagine a lot of the time you'll get lame "too bad" responses, but phishing is still considered illegal all over North America and Europe. Please see here for a bit of text about the legal response to phishing attacks. Note the guy mentioned at the end facing a potential maximum of 101 years in jail for phishing thousands of AOL users.
I'm biased though. I'm a lead tech at a GoldMine VAR. So don't just take my word for it. Please do your own research
For simple rolodex, it's mass overkill. But if you're looking to REALLY automate your sales force, it's the shit.
There's the main Goldmine (Corporate Edition or Premium Edition) app for people in the office or for remote guys syncing through low-speed connections.
You have:
And more. There's tons of functionality, of which I've only scratched the surface. And NOBODY uses it all.
Moreover, it's designed to be a networked/shared environment BY DESIGN. Not hacked in like so many other options out there.
For people with higher speed connections, there's virtual desktop/web-client functionality through the iGoldMine product (based on GraphOn). So you can publish not only GoldMine, but other apps (Office, etc).
For mobile users (handheld/phones/etc), there's things like W-Systems' MA HREF="http://www.w-systems.com/www/web/products_wMobile.asp">W-Mobile offering. Presents a nice clean interface for the data, and the upcoming version will actually allow full e-mail functionality.
For just being able to dump a list of appointments to a mobile device, there's options for syncing with Palm devices, Windows mobile devices. And for more elaborate integration of data, there's a product called CompanionLink that'll add options like Crackberry, etc.
With Premium Edition, there's even full-blown SIP/TAPI integration (CE has rudimentary SIP functionality, thought the TAPI link is the same).
And until you start getting into the hundreds of employees, even a modestly powerful server (think low-end desktop but packed with 2-3GB of RAM) is overkill.
If you're looking for real, full-blown helpdesk, you're probably looking at another FrontRange (the guys who make GoldMine) product. HEAT.
We don't deal a whole lot with HEAT. The sales cycles on it are really long, and while we DO know how to install it, some of the other FRS VARs are much better with it than we are. Basically HEAT is THE solution if you're looking for the real-deal solution though. And yes, there's intergration between the HEAT and GoldMine products.
There's actually a third GoldMine product. GoldMine Enterprise Edition. It is, however, a VERY highly specialized product. Essentially it's setup is something similar to PeopleSoft, etc. Out of the box, it doesn't really do anything, and it takes time (and some expensive labor) to build the interface specifically to meet a given company's needs. Unless you have tons of money to burn and highly specialized needs, this solution is HUGE overkill and even FrontRange themselves will warn you that your needs could be met more economically with other products.
We actually use GoldMine itself as a poor-man's helpdesk. Our phone system logs the calls. We just fill out billable history items once we're done. When we get ready to do billing, we just run a filter fo
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Indeed. This was a people problem, through and through.
I note that, in their list of things SalesForce.com says they are doing to make sure it doesn't happen again, conspicuously absent is anything to do with people.
"There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems." -- Ed Crowley
dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
Yes, we were a victim. SalesForce has been extremely, I mean extremely unprofessional and tight lipped about this incident. In an emergency meeting we had with them, they did claim that the data breach had originally happened in March of this year, yet we were never notified about it so we can put procedures in place and educate our users. We only knew when one of our users "logged in" to the phishing site. Unfortunately the crooks got to the data before we could change the password (within 5 minutes), but we were lucky that nothing "confidential" was downloaded. Regardless, when we called Salesforce, initially they told us that they cannot even share more info other than telling us to change our passwords. Then more emails started coming posing at Bank sites etc. We had to go to some incredible lengths to engage the SalesForce people to admit fault and advise on how to proceed in protecting the people. Still, they were less than helpful or they seemed incompetent to do so.
Bottom line is, how can you keep such breach a secret for 7 months without telling your clients at the very least? I have yet to receive an email from them about this. No correspondence has happened between them and us.
Oh, and the SalesForce "security" person was saying that the law enforcement has found where the phisher is located and that "if they have not aprehended him already, they will soon do so".... Whatever. BS.
The phaomnneil pweor of the hmuan mnid. Fcuknig amzanig eh!
Salesforce.com has always been extremely good at keeping their customers out of the loop on internal problems. They scraped through a major datacenter and database meltdown a few years ago, denying any major problems while bleeding customers through the event. They tout the security of customers' customer data, stating that it cannot be accessed by the masses - another claim now brought into question by this event. Aggressive account manager shuffling keeps customers from finding anyone accountable for more than a few weeks while product features and releases continue to slip.
This seems to have turned into an anti-Salesforce rant. Not the intent, but easy to do with these jokers.