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Backing Up Your Brain

couch_warrior writes "Microsoft is now working on a system that will back up the contents of your brain. The pilot project lacks a direct brain interface, but "MyLifeBits" will provide a simulacrum of actual memories. No mention is made as to whether Microsoft will claim to own the digital rights to the content of your life, or what license fees you will have to pay to access your own memories." Honestly this looks like a bunch of hooey to me, but I figured others would be better suited to say.

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  1. Requested Patch for Slashdot by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Alright, I can't take it anymore. I don't know how many times I've read about this story on Slashdot.

    So instead of going on a tyrranical rant about this and bringing CmdrTaco's mother into it, let's look at how we could avoid this in the future.

    I don't know what the administrative interface looks like for Slashdot, hell, I haven't even been given mod points yet despite regular meta moderation. But I'll bet that if you plugged the domain restriction plus the title of the proposed article into your favorite search engine, you could avoid 75% of all dupes. So in Google, this article would be:

    site:slashdot.org Backing Up Your Brain And here's the link if you're lazy which results in some pretty good hits:

    Download Your Brain
    Putting Your Brain into A Computer So two very relevant articles, maybe they're dupes, maybe they're not.

    But what if it was possible for the admin to select keywords/phrases from the submission and have that generate search links to the search engine. Two obvious ones would be Gordon Bell and the de facto dupe finding token MyLifeBits.

    And with that last one, we come up with Backup Your Life on a DVD and Recording Your Entire Life. Two very similar articles to the subject at hand (the Gordon Bell search has no dearth of articles either). A few minutes of linking this to Vannevar Bush and you find Your Life On a Hard Drive.

    If this is an update piece and you want to update us on the project, at least link to the plethora of articles related to it! My god, how many times must we discuss this man's dreams to do this? Where are the results already? I swear every single time this comes up, it's mere speculation. The editor even says so after the summary!
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    1. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's definetly been here before.

      I just find the whole idea that microsoft would take your rights to your content away from you. A lot of authors use MS Word (many publishers require the format, and OpenOffice still screws up a couple of formatting issues when saving into word 97/2K/XP). I've yet to hear any complain about MS taking their stuff. For that matter, all the photos, videos and documents (word, excell, etc.) that I had stored on my Windows machine? None were taken by MS, and they all work find being opened in OpenOffice now on my BSD box.

      MS isn't the only paragon of FUD. That whole paranoia bit is very tedious.

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      Self proclaimed typo king, and inventor of the bear destroying coffee table (patent not pending).
    2. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by TheLink · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well maybe the regular dupes are because the Slashdot editors are using a prototype brain backup device and every so often they use move instead of copy. :)

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    3. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Huntr · · Score: 5, Funny

      They aren't dupes.

      They're backups.

    4. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by OECD · · Score: 1

      None were taken by MS, and they all work find...

      Are you sure about that?

      (Yeah, yeah, but it was low-hanging fruit.)

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      One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
    5. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      $ sudo pkg_delete typod

      must not have worked... Guess that's what "typod: package not found" meant...

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    6. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      This sounds like dime novel sci-fi

      In the future, you will be able to download your brain. Do this near the end of your life, then upload it all into a clone's brain. You can live forever!

      Yeah, right.

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    7. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But I'll bet that if you plugged the domain restriction plus the title of the proposed article into your favorite search engine, you could avoid 75% of all dupes.

      Welcome to the remaining 25%...

    8. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the remaining 25%... Except that I then went on to point out that had they used this method, this would be found to be a dupe.
    9. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Hell no! I'm not going to wait until my current body is at death's door before doing a critical backup! I will maintain many incremental backups and a few key complete backups. Every year on my birthday I will go through a complete transfer to a clone body. Don't leave something this important to chance at the last minute!

    10. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by thomkt · · Score: 1

      I haven't even been given mod points yet despite regular meta moderation.

      How odd, I never meta moderate, but get moderation points (that I don't use) every couple of weeks.

    11. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      This sounds like dime novel sci-fi
      ___

      It is.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Sleep

    12. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Lars+Clausen · · Score: 1

      Been done, and well. See for instance Lois McMaster Bujold's "Mirror Dance". Actually, read all of the Miles series. It rocks.

      -Lars

    13. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by sneezinglion · · Score: 1

      "Too many replies [slashdot.org] beneath your current threshold." Nice signature. I wonder if you could place a hit counter on it and see how many people you pwned. Cause you are uber 1337 with a sig like that.

    14. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause you are uber 1337 with a sig like that.

      I really really hope that is sarcasm! I am pretty sure it is.

    15. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      That was also mentioned in the "As We May Think" article in the July 1945 Atlantic Monthly. Just in case you don't happen to have a copy of the July 1945 issue of Atlantic Monthly here is a link:

      As We May Think (from July 1945 issue of Atlantic Monthly

      Of course there was also the "The Final Cut" with Robin Williams from 2004.

      The Final Cut

      Then there are also various Science Fiction books and articles such as "The Heaven Virus."

      The Heaven Virus

      I see that Microsoft is looking into this now. I hope that there will eventually be an open-source, GPL licensed alternative for backing up the contents of our brains. If so, I would also like to be able to encrypt the backup with GnuPG which is a free implementation of the OpenPGP.

      The Bush administration and Dick Cheney would probably require some kind of built in back door for easy warrantless access by the NSA. They might demand government access, in the name of looking for terrorists, child molesters or perhaps even critics of Bush administration. Another problem might be, that during the discovery phase of a trial, courts might demand a copy of the backed-up contents of various defendants brains. Lets hope that there wasn't anything somewhere in our lives that court system or the government wouldn't approve of. Would courts demand the encryption keys to the backup copy of the memory of my life?

      Oh, I almost forgot about the RFID chips that may supposedly eventually implant in our foreheads or the back of our hands. They might even try to tie the two technologies together in some privacy invading way that the average citizen would not like.

    16. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the administrative interface looks like for Slashdot, hell, I haven't even been given mod points yet despite regular meta moderation. If your curious as to what the interface look like you can download your own copy of the code that runs slashdot here:
      http://www.slashcode.com/

      Now you can award yourself as many mods points as you want :)
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      I dont read /. to RTFA, I read /. to offend people in ignorance.
    17. Re:Requested Patch for Slashdot by ross.w · · Score: 1

      It shows how much they need this tech if they forgot they already covered it.

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      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  2. My brain already backs up by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why you hear a loud beeping sound!

    1. Re:My brain already backs up by BadHaggis · · Score: 1

      Why just the other day I was working on some math problems and I hit 256/0... The next thing I know it's 3 hours later, my wife is hitting me in the head with a boot again, and yelling something about my face turning blue.

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      Homo homini lupus
    2. Re:My brain already backs up by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      My brain backs up periodically. People call me a sh1thead. Then I call the cerebral plumber and all is well.

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      I don't therefore I'm not.
  3. Wow-BSOD takes on a whole new meaning... by AustinSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not a MS basher per say, but I am not sure I want MS messing around with MY registry...

    1. Re:Wow-BSOD takes on a whole new meaning... by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      Not a MS basher per say, but I am not sure I want MS messing around with MY registry...
      You meant "kernel", right?
      --
      Those who believe the Internet is private,
      find their privates are on the Internet.
    2. Re:Wow-BSOD takes on a whole new meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late! We've already deleted any brain registry keys that had any references to us...

    3. Re:Wow-BSOD takes on a whole new meaning... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      I don't see what the problem is, all you have to do is power off the .... Oh wait.

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      Bitter and proud of it.
  4. Oh Lots of fun by JamesRose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lets make up rediculous products, claim a company is working on, and then slag of the company for their behaviour managing the non-existant product that hasn't even been developed.

    1. Re:Oh Lots of fun by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      I sure as hell don't want mircosfort bracking up my bain.

      I think if I get wind they are, I will just start a diary of false stuff, like embarrassing things that they don't want associated with them.

      Would be interesting to see if they censor out bitch sessions about shitty experiences with vista, or false claims of another leaked wish list, or advance disclosure court proceedings our out-of-court settlements.

      I guess in that case, THEY will decided whether our brains get full, incremental, differential or "SCREW YOU, BUDDY" backups.

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    2. Re:Oh Lots of fun by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I don't know what your problem is. I've been doing this since I began work on my plugin for Mozilla's sock sorting machine. While sorting socks, my plugin will also check for holes in the heel/toe and report to you the number of socks that need to be repaired or replaced.

      You people who insist on an invention being, well, invented before working on derivative software for it are crazy. My patents alone should keep me in the market for years.

    3. Re:Oh Lots of fun by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      No, no, let's pump and dump their stock. And pump and dump the stock of companies that do the actual research, as their funds wind up diverted into the nonsense.

    4. Re:Oh Lots of fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure as hell don't want mircosfort bracking up my bain. I'm pretty sure they don't want to either - if your spelling is any indication you'd crash their entire system.
    5. Re:Oh Lots of fun by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I just had taco bell last nite...

      As for my sig, I made that up about maybe 3 years ago after reading something indicating Linux was now firmly entrenched and there was nothing ms could do about it. I also felt a brief surge of arrogance or haughtiness or something when I assembled the words.

      And, I think I was thinking of Total, or Wheaties, or some box of cereal. Kinda surreal?

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    6. Re:Oh Lots of fun by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      For me, the backups are okay.
      The only thing that scares me as hell are the restores.

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      Your ad could be here!
  5. Big problems already by MrAndrews · · Score: 1

    Apparently they still have bugs to work out... some people are reporting massive data loss in the beta program...

  6. Im scared of where to plug in the media.... by Mike18067 · · Score: 1

    A USB stick isnt as scary as a DLT tape.....

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    www.slipcoverhome.com
  7. Can of Worms by HugePedlar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, nice idea. No really. But imagine the conflict with copyright laws... or even wiretapping! Any time you take part in a private conversation would you have to get permission to record or distribute - what about recalling a concert you went to?

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    Argh.
    1. Re:Can of Worms by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      indeed, DRM the song/video file so you need to pay every time you want to access it. brain viruses, trojans, rootkits, buffer overflows, domestic spying, advertising, crime law enforcement etc... all your memories are belong to us.

      --
      Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
  8. Microsoft can't get Windows to work properly. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does Microsoft really expect me to trust them messing around with my grey matter?

  9. Ever look in a mirror to see another mirror .... by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens when half of what is recorded is you looking at 'past memories' on your pc? Does this echo logarithmically through the storage system until you are considered dead when there are no new memories being added?

    Does the management software manage to do what CmdrTaco cannot? Remove dupes?

  10. You're right... by Arathon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is definitely hooey. The article does the worst job of 'advertising' a technology that is nothing more than a glorified data collection device.

  11. this is kind of like by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    taking reservations for transatlantic flights in 1880

    or selling land on the moon... wait a second!?

    this microsoft brain dump is obviously hokum, but in all seriousness, our ever growing hard drive densities, and the ubiquity of cameras nowadays, means the day is not far off when a newborn will be born and given a tiny innocuous camera implant on the side of his head, and his entire life will be videotaped

    this is appealing and horrifying on a number of different levels

    and it is probably only 5-10 years off

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    1. Re:this is kind of like by loic_2003 · · Score: 1

      this microsoft brain dump is obviously hokum, but in all seriousness, our ever growing hard drive densities, and the ubiquity of cameras nowadays, means the day is not far off when a newborn will be born and given a tiny innocuous camera implant on the side of his head, and his entire life will be videotaped

      A similar thought crossed my mind last night. Within minutes of being born, a friend had taken photos of her new baby (still had blood and goo on it) and they were posted on facebook a couple hours later. If the site remains popular for ~80 years, it literally could document people's entire lives... I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. Imagine meeting someone, adding them on FB (or equivalent) and boom, you know everything notable they've done over the past ~10 years, thus ruining much of the process of getting to know somoene. Perhaps I'm just being cynical: I do, afterall, broadcast a lot of what I've done on the intarweb!

  12. But the scary part is... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft wants to restore your memories. Do you allow Microsoft to restore your memories?

    [X] Yes [] No

    [X] Always trust Microsoft to restore your memories

    1. Re:But the scary part is... by lord3nd3r · · Score: 1

      Who calls Microsoft when you're brain has a BSOD after the restore? Or can you simply restart in "Safe Mode"?

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      g0t b33r?
    2. Re:But the scary part is... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're trying to forget about what you did when you were drunk last night.

      Cancel or Allow?

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    3. Re:But the scary part is... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1, Funny

      I suddenly remembered I was planning on upgrading to Vista Ultimate and Office Ultimate today!

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      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
    4. Re:But the scary part is... by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      It'll silently drop all your bad memories of Microsoft products. BSODs, Explorer crashes... gone!

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      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    5. Re:But the scary part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you are not allow to retore you memories because you do not have a genuine copy of your brain. Please contact us at 1 8-MI CRO SOFT to have your license key for your briain.

      Microsoft Support Staff

    6. Re:But the scary part is... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you are not allow to restore you memories because you do not have a genuine copy of your brain. ...
      I work with many that fall into this category.
    7. Re:But the scary part is... by balance+one · · Score: 0

      All that I remember is clicking ok and then this screen came up:

      http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2201/bsodsm5.jpg

      What were we talking about?

    8. Re:But the scary part is... by zgregoryg · · Score: 1

      What's to prevent them from adding advertising to your memories? NoScript and AdBlock ain't gonna cut it this time!

    9. Re:But the scary part is... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      You're trying to forget about what you did when you were drunk last night. Given enough booze, that forgetting happens all on its own, no need to help along...
  13. Memory Backup? by Eddy+Luten · · Score: 1

    A closer look at Gordon Bell's ever-present voice recorder and SenseCam.
    Wal-Mart will probably do a cheaper job selling you a web cam and a digital recorder, no need for Microsoft. You've got be be kidding me with this pulp.
  14. Movies and music by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No mention is made as to whether Microsoft will claim to own the digital rights to the content of your life, or what license fees you will have to pay to access your own memories.
    Wow, sounds a lot like the XXAA -- implant memories into individuals and create common experiences in society -- then charge for each access to recall those memories and experiences.
    1. Re:Movies and music by J0nne · · Score: 1

      Wow, sounds a lot like the XXAA -- implant memories into individuals and create common experiences in society -- then charge for each access to recall those memories and experiences. I didn't know the GNAA charged people for access to Goatse...
    2. Re:Movies and music by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      I have read a few Sci/Fi stories and seen a few Sci/Fi movies about that kind of thing. Perhaps someday we will be able to learn college subjects such as Calculus by downloading an implantable memory of the subject. In the future, college students might be able to choose between downloading calculus in a few hours or spending several semesters taking several calculus courses. That might work best with subjects such as algebra, calculus, physics, electronics and computer programming.

      It would probably be less appropriate for subjects which require a person's personal ethical evaluation of the subject material, such as history, economics, religion and political science. I could just imagine a pastor telling members of his congregation to just have their children download a church approved implantable memory of what need to know about the bible. He might go on to say, "That way there is less danger of them asking too many questions and loosing faith. For the same reason a dictator might require that all children, download implantable memories for subjects such as history, economics and civics. "Don't ask questions, just download the government approved memory into your brain."

      If such downloadable memories do ever become widely available, I hope there will also be free creative commons or GPL licensed versions those subjects. Anyone here want to donate a memory or two? I don't think anyone would be interested in mine, especially since I don't have much of a life and also because I am not the ultimate expert an any particular subject.

    3. Re:Movies and music by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

      See Schoolhouse Rock.

  15. *how* by andreyvul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    are you supposed to back up your brain if there's no brain interface in the first place?

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    proud caffeine whore
    1. Re:*how* by djupedal · · Score: 1

      'ow can you 'ave inny puddin, if youz don ea'chore meat??!!

      How about a face-plant on one big ass table?

    2. Re:*how* by andreyvul · · Score: 1

      the table is not ergonomic enough, some pins may be bent or broken during the faceplant

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      proud caffeine whore
    3. Re:*how* by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Bluetooth

  16. Transference by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to wear one of those helmets Dr. McCoy put on, but I could never type fast enough to put all my experiences and stuff in a computer. Some of it would need to be spoken and have a very good interface to query me on details I may leave out. Microsoft is really good at this (Are you sure there's nothing else you'd like to add? Yes/No/Cancel)

    Has anyone ever figured out how many, say, bytes an image in your memory takes up? How about sounds, tastes, touch feelings, etc.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Transference by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      There have been a bunch of articles about this recently, and I admit to not having read this particular one yet, but there is at least once device around that's not a "helmet." It's just a sort of bulky/dorky pendant that you wear around your neck, which contains a camera. It takes and saves an image every few seconds, and then you download them all later.

      This may not get exactly what you're looking at, every moment, but it does give you the gist of what you were doing or who you were talking to.

      You don't need a DNI to make a fairly interesting augmentative technology. A little unit that took a picture of your field of view every 5 seconds and then saved it with a time and date, plus your position from an integrated GPS device, when combined with some good software that allowed you to rapidly browse through the data, would be pretty slick.

      Is it a stretch to call it a "brain backup"? Definitely. At best it's an augmentation, just like your date book or address book, or a good paper journal. But a Daytimer isn't a DNI either, and people still use those obsessively. I think there's a lot of room for this technology; Microsoft (and others) just need to tone down the hype a little.

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  17. Product Activation by mezron · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how often will I be able to change my mind before I have to reactivate?

    1. Re:Product Activation by mattgreen · · Score: 1

      So how often will I be able to change my mind before I have to reactivate? As many times as you want. Unless you get a lobotomy, or a sex change operation, of course. But those details are in the fine print of the EULA.

      Now, if you lose your mind, you have to buy another one. Ain't technology great?
  18. hold on a second by techpawn · · Score: 1

    This is why you can't patent warp engines isn't it? Yeah, the idea may be nice... But if it's nothing but an idea you're going to squash any sort of REAL research in this area with announcements like that aren't you?

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  19. Clippy! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clippy popped up during my honeymoon:

    It looks like you are trying to have an*l s*x?
    Do you want assistence with that [Y] [N]

  20. Its impossible man by esconsult1 · · Score: 1
    I suppose its possible to go around with a camera and a microphone and log everything. But for the ethics of it, see the movie The Final Cut.

    Who's gonna control your memories when you die? Do you really want to record everything, even when you cheat on your significant other? Do you really want to record when you're jacking off? Or taking a dump?

    1. Re:Its impossible man by locster · · Score: 1

      "Do you really want to record when you're jacking off? Or taking a dump?"

      Well yeh, I'd want to keep the highlights at least.

    2. Re:Its impossible man by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Hell, there are a few things I wouldn't mind wiping out from the original, much less a copy.

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    3. Re:Its impossible man by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Hell, there are a few things I wouldn't mind wiping out from the original, much less a copy.

      Yeah, if this catches on we'll need to write some Photoshop filters for the mind.

      Like Gaussian Blur.

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    4. Re:Its impossible man by LingNoi · · Score: 1
      potentially dangerous as people would also "mis-quote" your life, showing only the bad things out of context...

      I suppose its possible to go around with a camera and a microphone and log everything... you're jacking off? Or taking a dump?
      It's easy to do.

      On a side note think of the porno memories you could put in! and on a bad note the goat.se memories people could fool you into installing! ahhh! Forget it, I don't want this technology now..
    5. Re:Its impossible man by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      And for your added convenience, these highlights would automatically be updated hourly to youtube.

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      lol: You see no door there!
    6. Re:Its impossible man by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      Like Gaussian Blur.

      Worst misspelling of beer ever!
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      lol: You see no door there!
    7. Re:Its impossible man by locster · · Score: 1

      yourtube.com? hmm, that joke could be interpreted a couple of different ways depending on how twisted your mind is :)

  21. Shoulda called it "MyLifeBytes" by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1, Insightful

    because after digitizing your life you'll probably realize how much it sucks

  22. I'd rather not remember thanks! by locster · · Score: 1

    "It could let you listen to every conversation you had when you were 21 or find that photograph of the obscure date you had on summer vacation."

    Oh great, recall umpteen years of tedium. Woohoo. In case M$ hadn't noticed there are very successful game and movie industries based around the fact that people wan't to escape reality, not have it recalled in high definition!

  23. is this old? by KrazeeEyezKilla · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about this in either wired or IEEE spectrum at least a year ago

    1. Re:is this old? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's old. It goes back to about 2000 or 2001. And the tech behind it shows. Technology's changed a lot since 2000, but the technology behind mylifebits hasn't as far as I'm aware. If microsoft poured some money into it the project could really be something groundbreaking. As it is, a couple thousand dollars would allow someone to implement a higher quality version. You could probably do better even keeping yourself into the triple digits if you're careful.

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      Everything will be taken away from you.
  24. Re:Clippy! (correction) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I goofed up the question mark. Sorry 'bout that. I guess I need Microsoft Add-in Spelling Brain Lobe 6.0

  25. Could be worse. by an.echte.trilingue · · Score: 1, Funny

    That kind of mirrors the experience I have been having with the open-source alternative: GNU/Brain (its in the Debian repos). I get my head plugged into the USB port, mount my brain with GNU/Brain and cp -u /brain/* /dev/null, and after a couple hours it comes back with an exit status of 0, all fine and dandy. Yet, inexplicably, when I go to check on my backup, nothing is there. I lost the memory of my wedding day (although, mysteriously, my divorce is still quite intact).

    This is the same thing that has been happening to my server backups. I think it might be time to give Microsoft a second chance.

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    1. Re:Could be worse. by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I lost the memory of my wedding day
      are you sure you've not aliased in :
      ls -l brain | keg_of_beer | grep *wedding*

      I put everything my wife tells me to /dev/null to make room for more interesting stuff, like movie quotes.
  26. Oh joy, just think: by RockedMan40 · · Score: 1

    RIAA would love it. They could then file subpoenas because you had an unlicensed tune running through your mind.

  27. Microsoft and Childhood memories by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1
    Sure, you can download your brain and it works great. One thing though,
    there is a small chance an upgrade will corrupt your childhood.


    ...that is if they haven't already killed your inner child.

    1. Re:Microsoft and Childhood memories by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      ...that is if they haven't already killed your inner child.
      No no, that was George Lucas...
  28. We can recall it for you wholesale by ciaohound · · Score: 1

    Douglas Quaid: "Ever heard of Mikrosoft? They sell those fake memories."
    Lori Quaid: "MIKROSOFT?! You went to those brain butchers?!"

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    Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
  29. BackUp my Brain?? by darkheart22 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like VR is on the way. If there is a machine that can BackUp our brain what will stop this machine to put information in to the brain. The times of the Matrix are coming.

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  30. You just don't get it by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdot, like most media, has to attract eyeballs. If they printed on the frontpage "no news today" they wouldn't be making any money. So the slashdot editors have the task of keeping a steady stream of stories on the frontpage. So that when you visit it, you get some new story to read.

    But not yet any story will do, it needs to be a story that people will react to. So that they post comments, so that it looks like an active site.

    A slashdot story where ALL you needed to know was in the headline and had no room for discussion, well, you could just get that from the RSS feed, no page load, no ad load, no eyeballs.

    You posted a comment to this story, I posted a comment to you. Mission accomplished. All you have shown is that the story attracted eyeballs.

    In Terry Pratchets discworld book "The Truth" the patrician (local ruler) makes an observation about a newspaper. "Ain't it nice how there is always just enough news to fit the page, no spaces left open or anything".

    The newspaper needs to be full, it needs to get read. That is a newspapers mission.

    If you really want to tell the editors to stop doing this. STOP REPLYING.

    Oh, and there is another thing to consider, slashdot is NOT a news site. It is an intresting things site. Nobody ever claimed that intresting things have to be new.

    --

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:You just don't get it by uglyduckling · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, and there is another thing to consider, slashdot is NOT a news site.

      Look up... a little bit more... there it is: "NEWS FOR NERDS. STUFF THAT MATTERS."

    2. Re:You just don't get it by kebes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you might be creating a false dichotomy. We all understand that Slashdot has to attract eyeballs, and thus has to keep a constant flow of interesting/catchy stories on the front page. However what is at issue is the presentation of those stories.

      In particular, the GP wasn't saying that Slashdot should be a news site, or even saying that dupes are an egregious sin. Instead, he was providing possible ways for making such stories useful instead of aggravating. It is indeed aggravating to read something only to discover that it's more-or-less the same thing you've already read, but much less so if you're forewarned about how this fits in with previous stories. Slashdot has made some progress in this department (with the "Related Stories" links), but more work needs to be done. A "dupe" isn't necessarily bad if it is framed properly (e.g. "here's an update on X" or "it's been awhile since we've heard about X" or "for those of you who missed the last story on X, here's another one"). I'm pretty sure that people will still load Slashdot, still join the discussion, and so forth. What we are asking for is not that every article be totally fresh and original, but that summaries are accurate and useful, which means pointing out how the current news/article differs from previous news/articles on the same subject (if it's a dupe, just say so!).

      For those of us who like Slashdot and read many of the stories, unlabeled dupes are annoying... and we want to help fix the situation. An upgrade to the Slashdot admin interface (which tries to auto-detect dupes or related links) is one solution. Another one, which would exploit the collective memory (and detail-oriented nature) of Slashdot readership would be to allow people to add "related links" to articles (preferably at the firehose stage). If enough people add the same link (maybe weighted by karma), it is probably not linkspam and can be promoted automatically to be displayed. This would give editors information on related stories, and allow them to better judge the novelty of a submission.

    3. Re:You just don't get it by Eccles · · Score: 1

      In Terry Pratchets discworld book "The Truth" the patrician (local ruler) makes an observation about a newspaper. "Ain't it nice how there is always just enough news to fit the page, no spaces left open or anything".

      Newspapers don't necessarily have the same number of pages every day. Slashdot doesn't have to have the same number of stories every day.

      ESPN, though, can have a challenge filling the news on slow sports days (for example, the day after the baseball All-Star break.)

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    4. Re:You just don't get it by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're talking about what Slashdot is, not what it claims to be. :-)

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    5. Re:You just don't get it by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Oh, and there is another thing to consider, slashdot is NOT a news site. It is an intresting things site. Nobody ever claimed that intresting things have to be new. Should I remind you that the /. theme is News for nerds. Stuff that matters.
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    6. Re:You just don't get it by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Do you really need to be reminded that Slashdot is ad revenue for SourceForge Incorporated? And that the main purpose this community seems to have for this site is reinforcing their own opinions? Don't get too caught up in the mottos and the ideals. They're just there to keep the people here from feeling too much like idiot slaves.

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    7. Re:You just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's very interesting.

    8. Re:You just don't get it by fairfaux · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's a duplicate message, I heard about this a while ago, I have my own opinions on the subject, and yes, I'm tired of hearing about this too. But how is an endless discussion of the relative merit of a subject that has been brought up over and over any more relevant than the original subject? This current discussion is not about the article, it is about the merit of continued postings on the article; the current discussion is metainformation, it is information about the format of information (in this case, the merit). So now we have two ongoing threads to discuss: (1) the merit of posts about "MyLifeBits" (or however you prefer to refer to it) and (2) posts about the merits of posting articles about the merits of future discussions on the subject of "MyLifeBits." Maybe this message can start a new thread, we can perhaps call it, "the merits of posting new messages about posting new articles regarding the merit of posting articles on a subject that has recently received several similar postings." --fairfax

    9. Re:You just don't get it by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You mean Linux fanboys and Firefox zealots?!? On Slashdot, reinforcing each other's (their collective mind's) collective opinion? No way...

      (Just so that I won't be taken seriously, this is what simplesniff.com thinks about me:)
      Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.8.1.8) Gecko/20061201 Firefox/2.0.0.8 (Ubuntu-feisty)

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  31. Injecting Ads... by axehind · · Score: 1

    I can see the Advertising Execs now...... "Here's a idea, lets store the memories for free if they let us inject Ad's into them!"

  32. Start the reactor........ by Swordopolis · · Score: 1

    And what is to prevent them from ostensibly altering your memories, if they so wished? You wouldn't know the difference; you'd forgotten it, otherwise you wouldn't be asking for your old memories in the first place?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Can_Remember_It_For_You_Wholesale
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Recall_(film)

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  33. Moronic exxagerration by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Informative
    Basically, what this guy wants to do is to have you carry a videocamera around 100% of the time, always on. Then they have software to analyze what it hears/says.

    He describes this as your memory, as an attempt to make it seem important instead of silly.

    It is this artifical record he is talking about, not your real memory.

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    1. Re:Moronic exxagerration by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and for some people most, of the interesting stuff worth saving goes on only inside their heads.

  34. The time has come.. by rkaa · · Score: 1

    Now is the time for all brave IT lingo geeks who patiently preached the difference between hacking and cracking. It will be simpler from now on: If your head *really* hurts, it's being cracked. Simple. I feel a rap coming... ....so I was backin' up my brain - when da hackin' went insane..

    and then something about "crackin'" and "pain"!! I could make a million. As a matter of fact, I think I'll change my nickname.

  35. And a dialog pops up .... by o_miljac · · Score: 0

    saying: All your brains are belongs to us!

  36. Grr. by naetuir · · Score: 0

    Why don't the guys at Microsoft focus on what they're good at - Office and Database products.

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  37. It's real by everphilski · · Score: 3, Informative

    It isn't a brain backup device, it's a little recorder that you wear around your neck. It takes snapshots throughout the day and records sound. The software on the computer also allows for archival of various documents, etc. Stuff gets associated and it essentially becomes a surrogate memory.

    A good, extensive writeup can be found in Fast Company. The original article is over half a year old and this idea from Gordon Bell has been known for years: he started working on this project in 1995.

    Bunch of drama queens on slashdot talking about "omgz vaporware" "Microsoft doign what neuroscience cant? omgz" Read the goddamned article, not the FUD summary.

  38. Sharing memories a la zune by mezron · · Score: 1, Funny

    Heh... you could "squirt" some memories at people

    Me: Hey remember that time I went out with your sister and *squirt*
    Friend: AAAHHHHH!!!!! TURN THAT THING OFF!!

    fortunately the memories would disappear after 3 days or 3 "viewings" lol

  39. Thoughts by robpoe · · Score: 1

    First off the Fox article says the folks @ MS think that a 1TB drive will be less than $300 by 2010??? Uuuh..

    Second.. Can anyone say "Oh shit, my Windows OS just got infected and now all my memories are V14gr4 and c14115" ads..

    Third .. *sigh* nevermind

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    1. Re:Thoughts by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

      By 2010? How about by the end of the year? Jeeze that's some lack of foresight on their part, a Seagate 1TB is already 347$ at my local shop!

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    2. Re:Thoughts by RobFlynn · · Score: 1

      Newegg has 1TB drives for ~$270ish. I just saw a 2TB for $600-something last night... Me thinks this article lacks research.

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    3. Re:Thoughts by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

      Jeebus... And I'm going to the States this weekend.. hmmm...

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  40. Please read the EULA agreement ... by schwit1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "All of your ideas belong to us."

    1. Re:Please read the EULA agreement ... by phobos13013 · · Score: 1
      Fixed it for you

      "All your ideas are belong to us"
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      ...and it should be known by now
  41. As a Prosecuting Attorney I would salivate at this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Prosecuting Attorney I would salivate at this.

    Yes, sir here is your subpoena and the court order for your memories.
    We don't worry about you telling the truth since we can just scan your memories
    and submit those as evidence.

    Hence why this will never happen. Defense attorneys are richer and have more lobbying power.

  42. BSOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when you die does the program give your memories the Blue screen of Death?

    1. Re:BSOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say you are brain just BSOD'd indeed!

    2. Re:BSOD? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Okay so that's one for you and uh...wow I better get on the stick!
      Ass!

  43. Total Recall by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

    I was waiting for someone to mention that. Someone needs to tag this article totalrecall. I never read the book (from the same author that wrote the books that were adapted into Blade Runner and Minority Report), but the film was great.

  44. Fixed it. by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Honestly this looks like a bunch of hooey to me, but I figured others would be better suited to say.

    Honestly this looks like a bunch of hooey to me, but I posted it on the front page anyway.

    There. Fixed it.

    -Grey

  45. silly! by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 0

    That's ridiculous. Here's a good tip tho: for a good time, call 979 487 9868 :D

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    The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'
  46. Let me fix that for you by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    s/technology/product/

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  47. Which version? by imikem · · Score: 5, Funny

    * MS Memories Home Basic (TM) - You're told that you have memories, but this version can't restore them.

    * MS Memories Home Premium (TM) - You're allowed to restore "up to" 10 memories, with a list of restrictions covering a page in 3 point text, notably that only individual, not shared nor professional memories are permissible.

    * MS Memories Business (TM) - Restores any job related memories. As if anyone wants to remember them.

    * MS Memories Ultimate (TM) - Any and all memories can be restored, or they would if the driver for your brain was functional. There's even "Extras" that will provide supplemental memories for those with exceedingly boring lives, such as readers of /. At least there will be once the next upgrade is released.

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    1. Re:Which version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >MS Memories Ultimate (TM)

      Nah. Let's call it MS Total Recall (TM)

    2. Re:Which version? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      So a "Blue Screen" would really mean death?

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      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    3. Re:Which version? by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      None of the versions allow you to remember anything about Linux or open-source GPL licensed software or Google or anything critical of Microsoft.

  48. Re:Gordon Bell (Moronic exageration) by vlb · · Score: 1

    Article in Fast Company magazine one year ago this month:
    http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/110/head-for-detail.html

    It's not "bacing up your bran". It's "a near-total digital record" and custom software. It's not memory. It's look-up capabilioty.. and a h*ll of a lot of effort involved.

  49. restoring by FranTaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Backing up is easy, it's the restoring part that's hard.

  50. Summary is brain-dead by mattr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    TFA does not in any part of it say "backing up your brain". It does not say it gives you "a simulacrum of your memories". It does give some clear explanation of research they are doing, which is not new.

    It is not "hooey" either, as the web really is a memory extender just try Google. Or ask Ted Nelson, whose work on Xanadu hypertext for example is tracable to his own faulty memory which he overcame by carrying ring-bound cards on his belt.

    The only problem with this of course is that Microsoft is involved. They are inevitably going to spread their smarmy-feely corporate crap all over it. And you know what's going to happen, you will see people buy other people's lives (as a 100GB file download of multimedia clips indexed by time and location) and act all superior and shit.

    They always describe these things in glowing terms that make you think of your Mom scanning in family photos to email her kids but in the end they end up owning your ass. That part of it wasn't hooey.

    Now an open source version of this would be cool. I wouldn't have to write stuff down, just surf back a la Time Machine or if anyone has tried it, Gelernter's Mirror Worlds which was an interesting Java desktop demo that puts you in mind of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. If someone tagged bits of their lives meaningfully it might be useful, even restaurants might get better service.

  51. I'll bet... by eno2001 · · Score: 0

    ...Microsoft's work has nothing on the original memex as envisioned by Vanevar Bush in the 40s. Chances are they don't even credit him. Everything old is new again. Blah blah blah. Not to mention, I have a ton of innovative ideas in a set of text files at home that would probably put most of Microsoft's ideas to shame.

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  52. Brain Backup vs NTBackup by oatworm · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're working on backing up our brains? Great! In the meantime, let me know when they actually get a backup solution for Windows Server that doesn't make me want to compulsively attempt to kill myself from alcohol poisoning after using it.

    P.S. Whose idea was it to include Active Directory with System State and not let you restore one without the other, hmm? Maybe I don't WANT to restore the rest of my registry.

  53. restores include trojans by wardk · · Score: 1

    which should reduce the threat of HIV

  54. Not a backup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a backup if you can't restore it.

  55. Erase a memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness! Now I can finally erase that memory of the picture of goat.se I saw one time, which has been seared into my gray matter ever since.

  56. Uh no... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Too invasive and too much access to sensitive information in my life from a company that can't even make a virus free operating system. When they can make an OS that isn't able to be compromised then maybe we'll start talking. Till then I'm running Mother Nature's OS in my head and only using the peripherals that the good lord gave me.

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    1. Re:Uh no... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      and only using the peripherals that the good lord gave me.

      I'll bet before long you'll be using artificial peripherals, and liking it.
      Eyeglasses/contacts/LASIK, hearing aids, maybe even a pacemaker or similar.

  57. I don't mind dupes. by BytePusher · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm the only one, but I don't mind dupes. Most(as in 9/10ths) of the time I've missed the first article and if I've read the story before I just skip it. In addition, I don't pay for Slashdot. I'm so cheap I even block the ads using AdBlock+ so that I don't even have to think about not paying money to someone. So give the admins a break guys...

  58. hooey by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to seeing the new tag "hooey" become the most popular at Slashdot. And, if measured by Google hits, the very definition of "Slashdot" (the noun).

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  59. Wrong Icon by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1

    Should have the Monty Python style bare foot icon.

  60. tagged !biotech by Arathon · · Score: 1

    Please feel free to join me in protesting this silly story. This is certainly not biotech, no matter which way you slice it.

  61. My Father Passed Away 3 Years Ago.... by quangdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, my father held a PhD in Chemical Engineering from CalTech, and had a wonderful life full of rich experiences. He passed away 3 years ago, and in the subsequent time since then, I have come to realize I really didn't know my dad. He did leave a lot of information behind (life story, records of important events, etc), but (while this article is a dupe, and MS isn't getting anywhere near my noggin, etc) the idea of being able to crawl through the data / memories in his brain is admittedly very appealing.

    There are huge moral implications to consider here though - what portions of a brain are private/public, can you retrieve (or should we even try) data from folks who have passed on, etc..

    I for one am intrigued by the idea.

    --Kimball
    http://www.kimballlarsen.com/

  62. Restore? Format? by s31523 · · Score: 1

    OK, forget that fact that there is no interface, but what about 'yang' to the 'yin'? Can't have backup without restore, right? And what about brain formatting?

    First, would you let a M$ product restore your brain? Maybe read-only, but write privileges, I think not!
    Second, don't you normally experience a 'crash' in order to need to use a backup copy?
    Third, assuming a crash of significant proportion, not just some slight amnesia, there would have to be either a dead body to restore to, which doesn't do much good, because, um, they are dead for a reason, or, you would need the ability to transplant a dead donors brain, be able to "format" it, and then restore it. This is assuming the hard crash of your brain wasn't the result of a severely traumatic injury that killed your body too.

    I guess what I am really saying is, WTF? This is a stupid thing to even talk about, let alone spend any money on. Dumbasses.

  63. WGA Detects Brain as Non-Genuine by CambodiaSam · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're sorry, but your brain does not appear to be genuine. You will now be placed into limited functionality mode.

    1. Re:WGA Detects Brain as Non-Genuine by houghi · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. You can still become president.

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  64. Less than $300?? by paintballer1087 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well that was fast, 1TB drives for less than $300. We can now welcome our new unforgetful overlords. $289.99 $279.99 $279.99

    1. Re:Less than $300?? by paintballer1087 · · Score: 1
      Offtopic? Did you RTFA?

      An even bigger hurdle for the project is cost-efficiency. The Microsoft team predicts that by 2010, a 1-terabyte (1,000-gigabyte) hard drive will cost less than $300. I was just saying that the article isn't very up to date, with 1TB hard drives at less than $300. How is that offtopic? Would you explain?
  65. BSOD? by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Dude, the sky sure is a pretty shade of blue!"
    "Uh, we're indoors. You're brain just BSOD'd!"

  66. Very objective. by singingjim1 · · Score: 0

    Wow. Poetic justice will be when the good commander's remains have been "assimilated" into the earth and trace mineral remnants of his body are dug up in a million years and used by Bill Gates future relatives as an ingredient for a future Microsoft organic interface. If I can write a book and save it to Word on my XP machine without Microsoft having any claim to it, then why would they have a claim to an original thought in my head that I happen to save to a Microsoft device? I understand his statement was in half jest, but it's a dumb statement nonetheless. You penguins really need to get over your Windows envy.

  67. Brain in Safe mode by __aalnoi707 · · Score: 1

    Well its a microsoft project. Which means when I goto restore the back up, my brain goes into safe mode

  68. Think of the possibilities though... by Grimholtt · · Score: 1

    Someone claims they are innocent of a crime and requests their memory to be backed up, screened for the time of the crime and viola! Innocence or guilt proven on the spot! Of course privacy advocates would go bat s&^% over the very idea. Periodic backups could be done and in case of head trauma or mind altering events, perhaps a restore? Walks down memory lane could be as easy popping in a DVD. Eyewitness reports of a crime would no longer be so dodgy. Of course this is only theory now, but in 20 years, who knows what is possible.

  69. Strange days..... by Cnik70 · · Score: 1

    "Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason" -Mace, Strange Days (1995)

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  70. Microsoft? Oh, gods... by Bimkins · · Score: 1

    Brings a whole new meaning to "blue screen of death".

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  71. Had to be done... by Xformer · · Score: 4, Funny

    DH: What's this! What are we looking at?
    CS: We're looking at now.
    DH: So go back to then!
    CS: It's too late, we've passed it.
    DH: We were just looking at then!
    CS: That was then, this is now.
    DH: So when will then be now?
    CS: Soon.

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    1. Re:Had to be done... by jimbojw · · Score: 1
  72. Reduces my options... by Chysn · · Score: 1

    Now let's get this out of the way: I don't have a criminal record, and I've never committed a (nontrivial) crime. But I don't like this idea, because it would reduce my ability to commit unobserved future crimes if I ever found it necessary to do so.

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  73. Hopefully nobody told.... by mhokie · · Score: 1

    Ray Kurzweil. We don't want to get him too excited.

  74. Recall interface? by Lars+Clausen · · Score: 1

    The issue is not backup up, but how to access it. I'm pretty sure I have many, many more bits of data in my brain than I can easily access. If anyone comes out with a product that improves recalling ability, I'm all over it. But not if it has Windows written on it.

    -Lars

    1. Re:Recall interface? by dragonfoe · · Score: 1

      I would imagine an open source version would be up and running far sooner than a MS version and it would be more relaible.... just a thought but one that may keep replaying in my backup when/if I ever get one.

  75. Hooey by steveoc · · Score: 1

    I wonder if those particularly nasty memories that I have of having once been forced to use windows, and not liking it at all, will be stored verbatim ? Or will they be re-interpreted in transit as some sort of WOW moment that made my whole life seem worthwhile ? No thanks. If I need to backup my brain, Ill just write a cron job myself to rsync it to another standby brain that I keep in the fridge (just in case).

  76. A neat idea at first glance, but... by Desert+Tripper · · Score: 1

    ... what will happen when the government subpoenas your MyLifeBits box for something minor, then discovers every other objectionable thing you have ever done? Or what if they want to use it to profile people based on propensity to commit crimes? Think about all the illegal stuff most of us have done, but have gotten away with because no one was watching. It's kind of like the "black boxes" Uncle Sam wants so badly to install in everyone's car, but brought to a new level. It would have been fun to record my life in childhood/adolescent years, though. Many of the memories are still fresh or at least semi-fresh, but seeing stuff happen again on a TV screen would be really cool. Or just to remember where you put something last week! As long as the data can be kept private, this could be kind of fun.

  77. And five years after you've backed it up... by loftwyr · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, your memory format is no longer supported. All Microsoft Brain products only work with Remembers4Sure stored memories. We understand your need due to head injury but we are unable to assist you at this time.

  78. Release schedule... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing it'll be released shortly before Duke Nukem Forever...

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  79. Yeah...no thanks by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

    That's crazy. I wouldn't want anyone having a copy of my memories, let alone Microsoft.

    Here how it works: Using your Microsoft Windows powered PC, write down everything you did today using Microsoft Office Word.
    Next, store it online using Microsoft Live backup. Then you can search it using Microsoft Live Search. Pay a monthly fee so Microsoft can datamine you based on your personal memories

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  80. Article title is misleading by skeftomai · · Score: 1

    The contents of your brain would NOT be backed up with this device. Rather, the raw audio and video it received as input would merely be recorded.

    This thing (obviously) does not record the associations made by a person's brain based on the raw input the brain receives. And it also does not record other inputs, like taste, smell, and touch.

    The idea is basically to wear a camera and an audio recorder and have a way of searching through the recorded data. Nice, but this is no where close to backing up the contents of one's brain.

  81. BSOBD by dskoll · · Score: 1

    Blue Screen of Brain Death.

  82. as usual, late to the party by m2943 · · Score: 1

    The idea of recording one's entire life has been around for decades, and people have been doing this on and off for at least a decade before Microsoft got in on the act. It's really mostly a question of cost, (electrical) power, and privacy, not any particularly fancy technology.

  83. while on the subject by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    If you haven't seen the movie "the final cut" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364343/ check it out, interesting look into the possibility and what it would entail..

  84. "We see you're adding a child to your family" by Picass0 · · Score: 1


    You have failed to register your baby's mind. Your new user will not be allowed to form memories using Microsoft Thinking Suite Home Edition.

  85. The Most Amazing Part by DieByWire · · Score: 1

    They plan to fit it all in 640K.

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    Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
  86. OK the subject of direct-brain interface by phorm · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the lack of point to the parent story, I have to wonder how many people would embrace and how many would be fearfully wary of direct-to-brain communication. Seriously, once we reach the point where it is possible to have bi-directional communication with the human brain, society is probably going to have some major problems?

    Think that the situation with computer viruses is bad now, think that lack of a voting trail is scary... how about what happens when somebody managed to "hack" the brain of a political leader. How about your own brain?

    And how about military and warfare technology. Pre-program your soldiers, while in the meantime the enemy is simply encoding civilians to become suicide bombers.

    How about the Starwars kid. The next one won't be caught on video-tape, he'll just have his most private thoughts downloaded from his brain while sleeping, and then uploaded to the internet by malicious pranksters.

    While I think that it would be cool to experience truly immersive VR in the way that only a direct-brain connection can achieve, I'm way too afraid of what the consequences could be in giving outsiders the keys to my mind.

  87. oh c'mon don't say that.... by whopub · · Score: 1, Funny

    President Bush is very excited with this technology and already purchased a floppy for his backup...

    1. Re:oh c'mon don't say that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How nice of him to backup your brain!!

  88. Backing up a Slashdot user by Evil+Closet+Monkey · · Score: 1

    It was found that the average Slashdot user's brain could be backed up using a 11x8" sheet of double wide ruled paper.

  89. No, just *no*, not ever. not going to happen by Bob+A+Trollmuncher · · Score: 1

    Clippy: I see you are trying to have a thought, would you like help with that ? (sound of gunshot and MicrosoftBrains(tm) splattering over the walls)

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  90. Not big enough hard drives by jonfr · · Score: 1

    For backing up our brains there aren't big enough computers or hard drives out there. Since the brain is a lot more complex then just the sum of his memories.

    1. Re:Not big enough hard drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about for you but for most Slashdotters, 64k is more than enough.

  91. It's just another RSD by richozer · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that Microsoft will treat your brain as another "removable storage device." Then it's just a simple matter of launching NT-Backup...

  92. the open source version by garlicbready · · Score: 1

    will the open source version involve a spoon and a soldering iron?
    if so, sign me up for beta testing!

    must think in Russian
    must think in Russian
    ether that or XML/ODF to stop MS reading your brain

  93. http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/ by ozydingo · · Score: 2, Informative
  94. useless, hopeless. where is the restore function? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    backups are useless without restores.

    the good news is, you can use all your write-only memory for this.

    the bad news is, the major collection of write-only memory is the human brain. test takers of the world, am I right or what?

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  95. The editors must be USING this service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Microsoft's New MyLifeBits System Ruins Lives

    Early beta testers of Microsoft's new MyLifeBits brain-backup service report serious issues with the service, ranging from garbled memories to combined experiences and straight-up memory loss.

    "I'd been backing up my brain to their server for about a month when I decided to try downloading the phone number of this girl I liked," said Sean Plymouth, 22, of Denton, MI. "But after I rebooted myself, all I could remember was knitting sweaters by this big-ass fireplace and drinking decaf orange pekoe."

    Representatives for Microsoft admitted some user data had been mixed up in the MyLifeBits server due to the flaky NTFS file system. In Plymouth's case, his experiences had been overwritten by those of an 87-year-old grandmother from Wichita, who in turn had strikingly vibrant memories of being a drag queen in San Francisco.
  96. . . . and Apple's version bricks your brain . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . if you try to unlock it with a red pill . . .

  97. 1TB = $300? by RyanJBlack · · Score: 1
    From FTA: "[Microsoft predicts that by 2010] 1-terabyte (1,000-gigabyte) hard drive will cost less than $300."

    Um, yeah, that's a pretty safe prediction. Here's the latest price on a 1TB hard drive from my local computer store:

    Hitachi Deskstar 7K1000 1TB 1000GB 7200RPM SATA2 32MB Terabyte Hard Drive OEM *3YR MFR Wrty* 0A35155
    $7.99 EXPRESS SHIPPING! $272.39 (After Rebate)
    Maybe they meant flash memory? Maybe portable hard drives? I don't know... but still, good job, Fox News.

    I don't know how much $272.39 is in worthless American money, but in real Canadian money, that's not that expensive. (I only get to use that for a few more weeks, as our dollar rapidly retreats back down to parity... please let this poor Canadian have just these few more moments of undeserved pride).

  98. Requisite Bill Gates Quote; by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    640K ought to be enough for anybody.

  99. What if your backup doesn't span more than one DVD by JasonBee · · Score: 1

    Does that mean you were less fulfilled than someone who got a few volumes out of theirs?

    Can you do incremental backups over time or is each backup slightly larger than the previous one?

    If I'm using a memory during the backup do I get a "memory-in-use" failure?

    What If i fail to remember something one time but remember it another time? How do I reconcile that?

    Can I screw with other people's backups?

    The questions only multiply...

    JB

  100. Hey man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is the fist time that I've seen it, I don't give a shit.

  101. Basically, this is youtube... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    ... I really don't see any innovation here. Isn't this what youtube already does? I mean, I basically post everything I've ever seen and heard to youtube already. Backing up my brain would just be redundant.

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  102. Other headlines on same page by breem42 · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not making this up:

    > Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend's Cat Door
    > Report: Mozambican Woman Gives Birth to Baby With Two Heads
    > Man, Toad Arrested in Drug Bust

    After all this _is_ FOX News

    Tony

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  103. I haven't lost my mind by PPH · · Score: 1

    Its backed up on tape somewhere.

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  104. Let me fix that for you... by Maxmin · · Score: 1

    "All your brain are belong to us."

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  105. Backing Up Your Brain... not that far out by Go_Ask_Alex · · Score: 1

    Consider if we could walk around with a miniature HDTV that could record what's in our field of vision (as well as audio). This LifeCam might be integrated into a pair of glasses or a pendant around our neck. A constant stream of video and audio would be delivered wirelessly to a remote server or something like a beltcliped memory device. Maybe this LifeCam would also capture the other interfaces around us as we interact with them, like video monitors, TVs, mobile phone displays.

    So wherever all this data is collected, a program is run on the data, something that's an evolution and merging of products like Apple's iPhoto, Time Machine, Spotlight, and Nokia's LifeBlog. This program is constantly analyzing, indexing and arranging the info in the stream. It's keeping all the video and audio intact, but it's indexing info that's ripe for databasing like contacts, conversations, transactions, GPS data, things we did. What if we could download widgets that provide focus on what interests us, that can also datamine our past life data as well?

    I could see a whole new twist on the surveillance society where we all have a camera and system that's datamining away. I'd go for the LifeCam 360 with iris scanning, so if I get mugged the cops will know who did it within minutes and maybe even find and arrest the guy; that could be a crime deterrent. If I wanted to review a conversation from a month ago, I could time machine back to it, and retrieve a person's name and contact info if I had forgotten. I could run a diet and exercise widget that could help me stay fit, telling me if I'm running enough or drinking too many mocha lattes. An alcohol widget could inform me if I might have a drinking problem. The girlfriend widget might tell me if the woman I'm dating is ok or a bitch, and maybe tie into a forum of peers who could comment as well. I could see financial widgets, work aids, program elements that integrate into things we use like photo and video software, desktop calendars, project management software, where when we use a desktop computer, it'll have calendars, address books and such that are built from our experiences in addition to what we might manually enter.

    I think it would be cool if the GUI were in our heads (Terminator style, but with improved graphics), but that might take awhile yet, along with true brain interfaces.

    I think a life recorder/indexer is more likely in the foreseeable future, and more practical. I also think it would be better to have a true record of one's experiences and actions, not a product of our minds that could be distorted over time due to things like emotions, opinions, perspective, or just bad memory.

  106. Memento anyone? by larjon · · Score: 1

    I know a good tattoo artist who's doing my "backups".

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  107. MyLifeBits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it's cool to read about my work on Slashdot! I've read nearly every one of your comments, thank you, they made me smile, but many are so far off the truth about this project.
    I invented the camera technology for MyLifeBits, The Sensecam in 1999 when I worked for Microsoft. I then approached Gordon Bell as I thought it would enhance MyLifeBits. I last spoke with Gordon about this approx 10 minutes ago. I have left Microsoft now to create my own start up business, much more exciting than Sensecam, a new type of image sensing. And yes I am recruiting.
    The real story behind mylifbits www.lyndsayw.com, Mrs Lyndsay Williams

  108. Soon to follow... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Microsoft RAMDoubler for Humans!

    And all this time you thought they were after Connectix for VirtualPC...

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
  109. Watch out wich part you backup by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    of course possession of memories of you engaging in any sort of sexual activity before your 18th birthday would be illegal

  110. another stupid MS comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Microsoft team predicts that by 2010, a 1-terabyte (1,000-gigabyte) hard drive will cost less than $300." A typical-unconnected-to-the-real-world-MS-commment: http://www.eaglebit.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=EB-300-00317&Click=14 ..... it's already down to $268 and dropping fast!

  111. Bradbury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind anyone else of the Ray Bradbury short story involving the mechanical video/audio recording wasp that follows its owner around wherever he or she goes?

  112. hooey by PurpleButter · · Score: 1

    I just think its cool that this thing is tagged under 'hooey'.

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  113. No to digital rights! by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    Digital rights would be awful! I should be able to share my memories with whomever I want!