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Anatomically Strange Dinosaur Vacuumed Up Food

TaeKwonDood writes "A paleontologist has discovered a 110 million-year-old dinosaur that had a mouth that worked like a vacuum cleaner, hundreds of tiny teeth and nearly translucent skull." The creature's vertebrae also consisted of more air than bone, and CT scans of the head suggest it continually held its head low for food vacuuming. Low-hanging fruit, indeed.

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  1. I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by MLease · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this is a dinosaur that really sucked?

    -Mike

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by eebra82 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. It's ancestors have found their way to the Congress/White House.

    2. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by FredDC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vacuum Dinosaur?

      I thought Hollywood script writers were on strike?

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    3. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by halvin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear they're going to call it a Dysonosaur.

    4. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by infinity314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you mean descendants...

    5. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      I was going to say Hooversaurus

      The Hooversaurus was contemporary, but became extinct when it's bag filled up.

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    6. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, these dinosaurs are more evolved, so I think we should say ancestors.

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    7. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by Slashidiot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, my sources indicate that Roombasaurus is being also considered...

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    8. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This image is highly suspect... or is it just my dirty mind that reads too much into it?

      http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195208745.jpg

    9. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by russ1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. It's ancestors have found their way to the Congress/White House.
      Congress?

      and I thought the dinosaur's Latin name was RIAAsaurus. Bottom feeders with air in their skulls indeed.
    10. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know how hard it can be getting spares for things that are even ten years old. Now just imagine how it is for something 600 times as old.

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    11. Re:I'm sorry, I can't resist.... by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Lewinskysaur...

  2. Photo of dino by phillips321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the image of the bones
    http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195208745.jpg

    1. Re:Photo of dino by oliderid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To see a drawing of this beast (Nigersaurus taqueti)
      http://dino.lm.com/images/display.php?id=1065

  3. Complete Scientific Article by Selanit · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thanks to the Public Library of Science, their complete publication is available to us under the enthralling title Structural Extremes in a Late Cretaceous Dinosaur. I found Figure 1 especially interesting for its 3D visualizations of the skull structure. The thing's mouth really does resemble the shape of a vacuum cleaner, particularly one of those older models where the brush is on the end of a tube and all the machinery is in a little tug-along chassis. I'm inclined to think that it probably bit off the plants it was eating rather than "sucking" them up, though.

    Still, neat stuff, and yet more proof that there are a whole bunch of Really Weird Things(TM) out there.

  4. like a fish? by goatherder23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've seen fish like Carp act like vacuum cleaners - maybe this dino grazed in water?

  5. Loss of suction? by Panitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did it lose suction when it got full? Or does it have dual cyclone technology?

    1. Re:Loss of suction? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Possible species names:

      Dysonasaurus

      Tyrannolectrolux

      Eurekaceratops

      Rainbodocus

      Hooverdon

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    2. Re:Loss of suction? by ceeam · · Score: 5, Funny

      Vistasaurus.

    3. Re:Loss of suction? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meh. Wake me up when the pterashopvactyl is discovered.

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  6. Seriously by ThirdPrize · · Score: 4, Funny

    had a mouth that worked like a vacuum cleaner I knew a girl like that once ...
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    1. Re:Seriously by nick79au · · Score: 2, Funny

      I knew a girl
      pfftt.. this is /.
  7. o_O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://i.usatoday.net/tech/_photos/2007/11/15/dino472.jpg

    Just because he sucked food doesnt mean u have to take a picture with the dinos head there....

  8. Odd vaccum by belg4mit · · Score: 2, Funny

    /me checks the hall closet, my vacuum doesn't seem to have teeth and a transluscent head...

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  9. Sucky (get it, suck) journalism? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its head is shaped like a vacuum cleaners nozzle, but the article also states that it grazed like a cow. Cows don't vacuum (more the other way around) and nowhere in the article is there any suggestion that it vacuums except in sentences that seem to be written by a journalist, not a scientist.

    If the animal did hover up its food it would need some way to create a large enough vacuum. Some fish do it, by suddenly expanding their mouth so that water, and hopefully ffood is sucked in to the "new" space. But that is a lot easier then to do the same thing with air. Just check the amount of power needed to vacuum up even an ant.

    Unless the animal has some radicial new systems the only way for it to create a vacuum would be to expand its body to take in air. Doable,and if you are a large animal the amount of suction would be impressive but, well why?

    If it grazed it meant it ate plants, you can't vacuum up plants because they are attached to their roots. Once you cut of the grass with your mouth, you no longer need to suck it up.

    About the only thing I could see it being used for is to suck up small animals, like say sucking up ants. Still, I think that animal would also be sucking up a lot of dirt.

    Frankly I think this is just bad journalism, the scientist said its mouth looks like a vacuum cleaner nozzle and the journalist turned that into the critter vacuums up its food.

    Anyone found ANY link suggesting otherwise?

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  10. Just right for a modern stone age family by dgun · · Score: 3, Funny

    An upgrade from the woolly mammoth model?

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  11. Re:I once dated... by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paying $50 in a back alley is not considered dating where you're from?

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  12. Not strange, but... by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this dinosaur were female, it would not be called (as per the title) "anatomically strange". It would be called "anatomically correct".

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  13. Flintstonian archeology by sadangel · · Score: 4, Funny

    They've finally discovered Wilma's vacuum cleaner.

  14. Better Title... by bigkahunafish · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Newly discovered dinosaur sucks."

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  15. A dinosaur that can suck like that!? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must be called YoMommasaurus.

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  16. Toddler-Sized Teeth by Chysn · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife turned on Good Morning America while I was still groggy from sleep. While I lay there listening to the TV, they ran this story, saying that the dinosaur had "over 500 toddler-sized teeth." I thought, "A toddler is a strange thing to compare the size of a tooth to, but my god, that thing's HUGE!"

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