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The Universe Damaged By Observation?

ScentCone writes "The Telegraph covers a New Scientist report about two US cosmologists who suggest that, a la Schrodinger's possibly unhappy cat, the act of observing certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life . From the article: 'Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero — back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly.'"

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  1. So if I stop looking? by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will it revert?

    Or will it turn into a dead cat in a box :-)

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    1. Re:So if I stop looking? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      God damn scientists, always threatening our existence with their curiosity! First they had to be all clever and go and invent the atomic bomb, and now they're threatening the entire universe. There's only one way to save ourselves. Quick, everyone grab your torches and sharpen your pitch forks! Everyone will meet in the local town or city center at sunset to form a mob, and then proceed to the local observatory!

    2. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Its utter bollocks.

      It isn't observation by a sentient being that causes the wave function to collapse, its interaction. The point being made by Schroedinger is that observation inescapably means interaction and thus affecting the quantity being measured.

      light from the supernova would be interacting with the earth regardless of whether scientists were there.

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    3. Re:So if I stop looking? by saintsfan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree. I'm no scientist, but it sounds like philosophy and science just had a nasty one night stand they will soon regret

    4. Re:So if I stop looking? by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. I'm no scientist, but it sounds like philosophy and science just had a nasty one night stand they will soon regret Yes, I expect they would -- philosophy is a parent of science, so a one-night stand between the two would be a pretty bad idea.
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    5. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is this a bit like how when more people are listening to the radio, they have to turn the transmitter power up to counteract all the extra people sucking the signal out of the air?

    6. Re:So if I stop looking? by Torvaun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Philosophy, Science, and Oedipus walk into a bar...

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    7. Re:So if I stop looking? by mikkelm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, my town center only holds 10 workers, and they're terrible archers.

    8. Re:So if I stop looking? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I don't get is this: energy takes time to travel. If we're looking at it now, it was generated in the past. If we're observing it now, that means we're observing what happened in the past. Doesn't this mean that the universe would have ceased to exist prior to us observing it? ...

      Makes me lend some credence to the "infinite universes" theory. We actually destroyed some other universe, not our own.

      Of course, it's more likely I'm just being dense and not understanding the theory involved here, and the universe is just set to collapse a few trillion years before it otherwise would have. ...

      This assumes, of course, that human beings are the only objects in the universe observing such things. Will some other intelligence step up and accuse Humanity of universicide? Or will they observe similar things and bring our universe to a crashing halt?

    9. Re:So if I stop looking? by risk+one · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ouch.

    10. Re:So if I stop looking? by AC-x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the following line from tfa sums it up nicely

      "just as a watched kettle never boils." i.e. doesn't change a thing

    11. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nope. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

      I am sorry, Wikipedia was not on the reading list at Oxford.

      Explaining Stern-Gerlach by reference to observation is an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics. OK if you want to take the poision that the universe computes using lazy evaluation you can make an unfalsifiable theory out of it.

      A much simpler interpretation is that the interaction in the z plane causes the x plane to defocus and vice versa because the two are aspects of a single attribute which is kind ow what you would be expecting if you thought about the fact that we model electrons with TWO spin states, not FOUR which is what you would need if the x and z polarizations were independent.

      Electrons having only two spin states is kinda intrinsic to the standard model thingie.

      No, electrons do not say 'whoops I just hit a measurement instrument, I have to remember to do something wierd'. Electrons behave the same way whether someone is watching or not.

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    12. Re:So if I stop looking? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone will meet in the local town or city center at sunset to form a mob, and then proceed to the local observatory! Please be considerate and shield your torches from excess light pollution by enclosing the flame in red-tinted glass. Thanks, and remember to stop by the lobby for refreshments and souvenirs.
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    13. Re:So if I stop looking? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here.".

      Oedipus says, "Why not?".

      The bartender says, "No, not you. You're okay. We tolerate your sexual lifestyle in this neighbourhood. As for you 2, you both are just plain nuts.".

    14. Re:So if I stop looking? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, it's not like any of them could see it coming.

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    15. Re:So if I stop looking? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      The observer effect works on us too, if aliens are observing us, they will be affecting our planet. Which leads to only one conclusion... global warming is caused by too many aliens looking at us!

    16. Re:So if I stop looking? by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No no no. And the Spaghetti Monster people, while on the right track are not quite there yet. Global warming is caused by pirates! How? Have you ever seen Stargate? Then you know! The pirates of the yonder days have ascended and are looking down on us causing global warming. That with the high vibrational state of the dimensional alien pirate cyborgs are vibrating our poor Earth hotter!! How do I know this? From the secret mind control waves on the austral spectrum frequencies! You just have to tune them in!!

      So, global warming is caused by ascended alien cyborg pirates observing the earth from a high vibrational dimension! It is so simple. Why the scientists don't even want to do studies on this??? Because of the secret alien-government hybrid cloning cover-up!

      /tribute to all the whackos that don't know what science is - they also sometimes get articles in science papers and other real publications :(

    17. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly how you interpret these results a a matter of meta-physics, but your mechanism doesn't work, at least without positing the faster-than-light transfer of information.

      Faster than light interaction does not require faster than light transfer of information. All attempts to use faster than light interaction to cause transfer of information have failed to date.

      Positing that particles behave differently when being 'observed' would require you to provide a testable definition of 'observation' whic I don't think you can.

      The theory that nothing can travel faster than light is just that, a theory. The theory that particles behave the same whether or not they are under experimental conditions is an essential precondition for science.

      All experiments are to a degree a measurement of the phenomena under test and the experimental apparatus. But saying that the decision to observe by itself changes the outcome is bad metaphysics.

      All QM tells us is that it is impossible to set up an experiment that measures two complimentary variables at the same time. The interaction necessary to measure one will disrupt the other. QM does not tell us that the decision to record the results of an experiment changes the outcome.

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  2. If that is true... by starglider29a · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

    1. Re:If that is true... by HeavensBlade23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quick, someone mod him down before he shortens all of our lives!

    2. Re:If that is true... by Carthag · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm doing my share of shortening the life of the universe by increasing entropy. Right now I'm rubbing my hands together, both in glee, and to create excess heat. Muahahaha.

    3. Re:If that is true... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

      Don't worry, dupes are on the way...

      Let's hope God is a slashdot editor.

    4. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cut it out, you madman!

    5. Re:If that is true... by Yetihehe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Strange, when I rub my hands, there are only black, little, soft rods emerging. Is this dark matter everyone keeps talking about?

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    6. Re:If that is true... by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

      Dammit! I already made that joke when I submitted the article, and Zonk edited it out of my summary. I thought the whole thing was just silly, but it was such a good opportunity to be a smartass that I submitted it anyway. And look what happens. YOU get all the comedic karma. Perhaps the humor couldn't manifest itself until AFTER the submission had been observed? My original headline was "Mankind damages universe by looking at it," which was far more fun. Oh well.

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    7. Re:If that is true... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You may not damage the universe, but I suggest you have your vision checked regularly.

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    8. Re:If that is true... by Cryolithic · · Score: 2

      for your credit, from the firehose:

        Mankind damages universe by looking at it. 2007-11-23 09:56 ScentCone
      Submitted by ScentCone on Friday November 23, @09:56AM
      Space
      ScentCone writes "The Telegraph covers a New Scientist report (subscribers only) about two US comsologists who suggest that, a la Schrodinger's possibly unhappy cat, the act of obvserving certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life . FTA, 'Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero -- back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly.' Warning: if you've read this summary, you may have already changed the article."
      + -

    9. Re:If that is true... by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you keep doing that you'll go blind.

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    10. Re:If that is true... by risk+one · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thus extending the life of the universe. Keep it up!

    11. Re:If that is true... by Rebelgecko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keep it up! I've spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out whether or not that is intentional, bravo.
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    12. Re:If that is true... by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

      exfoliating

      Well now, that's a word I never thought I'd see here.
      I'm a little hesitant to welcome our new exfoliating overloards.
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  3. On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Upon the first reading of the summary, this sounds retarded.

    We don't send out EM to study the cosmos, we look at EM radiation that was already coming to us. What's the difference between harmlessly absorbing this radiation and measuring it with scientific instruments? The fact that we think about it?

    What am I missing here?

    1. Re:On first glance... by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Funny

      lots of things can escaped being changed. typically they are not proceeded with a ^ or /

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    2. Re:On first glance... by ByOhTek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are missing absolutely nothing. Those that mystify the "observation changest things" are missing something.

      To observe something, it must be interacted with. The most common form of interaction involves a photon bouncing off of something, or being generated by something.

      This involves a small energy transfer and/or a series of reactions between the "thing" used for observation and the observee. This is why observation causes a solidification of state, and/or change.

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    3. Re:On first glance... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't send out EM to study the cosmos, we look at EM radiation that was already coming to us. What's the difference between harmlessly absorbing this radiation and measuring it with scientific instruments?

      In short, quantum physics kicks common sense right smack in the nuts.

    4. Re:On first glance... by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but you're the one missing the quantum physics. The GP posed a good question, does conscious observation differ from unconscious. The answer (so far as we know) is no, ergo quantum physics doesn't support this. Perhaps those are are going to be pedantic should first read up on the subject before telling others too?

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    5. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you think about it that way, it does seem ridiculous... some interpretations of quantum mechanics (for example, the "Many Worlds" model, explained below) may help understand how this could possibly be. Indeed, this is why some people dislike the typical view of quantum mechanics (the "Copenhagen Model"), as there are experiments that show that this does in fact change things.

      The most straight-forward example (that doesn't involve murdering cats) is the double-slit experiment. You send a coherent beam of light (or electrons, it turns out, although that particular experiment is harder) at a screen with two slits in it, and observe what pattern appears on the wall behind it. With just one slit, a particular pattern (a diffraction pattern) appears. But with both slits in place, you see characteristic alternating bands of light and dark (an interference pattern). The weird part comes if you place a detector in the slit (that still allows the light to pass through), to try to see which slit each photon goes through. If you do that, the intereference pattern disappears! Somehow, the act of passively measuring the photon (which is just EM radiation under a different name) with scientific instruments changes the fundamental character of the interaction - that is, you "collapse the wave function."

      While measuring the whole universe does indeed sound much more ridiculous than a table-top experiment, the point is just that the axioms of quantum mechanics, when applied to the universe as a whole, give this result. Now, this could mean there's something wrong with the way we model dark energy... my money is on this one, seeing as how we actually have no consistent theory at all of how Dark Energy works. This article is based on 2 or 3 assumptions that have not at all been established as anything other than theories that might work (and there are far more theories that also work and don't tell you that we're destroying the universe).

      Alternatively, though, this could mean we don't understand quantum mechanics (in fact, we KNOW that it's wrong when it comes to gravity, for other reasons) or at least that the Copenhagen model is incorrect. An attractive (to some people) model is the "Many Worlds" model. According to this interpretation, instead of the universe reacting to our measurements, there are universes created every time a measurement is made for each of the possible outcomes of the measurement. So measuring the acceleration of Dark Energy, in this interpretation, doesn't change the universe directly - instead, it simply selects one out of many possible universes for YOU to inhabit. From that viewpoint, it makes much more sense how observation can affect things that you are not directly controlling - you just pick where you're doing your observation from, rather than changing the thing that you are observing.

    6. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This may be physically true, but the theoretical framework of quantum mechanics does not require it. This is why this Dark Energy test is an interesting point to make. Most astrophysicists will probably agree that it sounds rather ridiculous, but the point is that the way Dark Energy is theoretically modeled by some people (e.g. a quantized scalar field, probably in a false vacuum), the result is as the article describes.

      That is to say, you need not postulate anything about how a photon interacts with a detector to still get the strange result in the double-slit experiment. Just say that the measurement collapses the wave function (e.g. fixes it to a definite eigenstate), and you get the results observed. So it isn't all in the details about the interaction - there's something going on that applies rather well in general to all quantum mechanical interactions.

      To sum up, "observation changest things" is not a "mystification," but rather a way to generalize what's going on and develop a theoretical framework (which, incidentally, is quantitatively by far the best verified theory science has ever created).

    7. Re:On first glance... by Goaway · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fliechmann and Ponsi tried to do cold fusion to me You're making it sound so dirty.
    8. Re:On first glance... by samkass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a pretty good summary of this in the December issue of Discover magazine (can't find it online; I have the paper copy.) Basically, the fact that the probabilities generated by the equations of quantum theory match the observations statistically is what is "the best verified theory". There is a huge debate about whether there's a wave state that needs to "collapse" into macroscopic "reality" or whether there's a "many worlds" condition in which no collapse is necessary-- we're all part of the equation. The latter theory was considered pretty crazy until recently, but it's a pretty elegant solution and requires no collapses or God-like "observer"s.

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    9. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      You misunderstand - that's certainly true if this were about us measuring light from stars of planets, but that's not what this is about. The form of Dark Energy this article is talking about is generally modeled as a quantized scalar field. But one of the things that lets Dark Energy act the way it does is that its essentially uniform on all scales, so it can be thought of as sort of a universal wave function (this isn't strictly true, but to a first approximation, its probably the easiest way to think about it). It actually turns out that the math behind a scalar field is substantially easier than the math for photons (which are EM radiation, which is a quantized vector field), and if you treat dark energy that way, it's sort of like treating the whole universe as a a single particle with a unified wave function that we're collapsing when we measure cosmological values.

    10. Re:On first glance... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Several years back I read about an experiment I would have thought would be authoritative on this. It was a classic split-beam type of thing, with detectors that could determine which path the photon went down. In normal circumstances, when you insert the detectors, the interference pattern goes away and you get a classical distribution. When you remove the detectors, you get an interference pattern in the quantum mechanical distribution.

      That's all wellandgood, but here's the twist. They inserted the detectors, and disconnected the outputs from any sort of meter or display device. Therefore the detectors "observed," but no conscious knowledge could be gained.

      The interference pattern went away, and they got a classical distribution.

      IMHO, the wave "collapses" when the potential error exceeds Heisenberg's limit, and that constitutes "observation." Most any other answer makes a special place for consciousness in the universe, and cascades into telepathy, clairvoyance, the Force, etc.

      Wish I could remember the reference.

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    11. Re:On first glance... by BungaDunga · · Score: 2, Informative
      Quoth Wikipedia:

      The most baffling part of this experiment comes when only one photon at a time is fired at the barrier with both slits open. The pattern of interference remains the same as can be seen if many photons are emitted one at a time and recorded on the same sheet of photographic film. The clear implication is that something with a wavelike nature passes simultaneously through both slits and interferes with itself -- even though there is only one photon present. (The experiment works with electrons, atoms, and even some molecules too.)
    12. Re:On first glance... by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Funny

      uh, Oxford doesn't have a department of nuclear physics [ox.ac.uk]

      It used to, you changed the answer by observing it..

  4. That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Universe doesn't care about conscious observers. For example, slight heating of the Earth atmosphere by the light from SN1988 _also_ counts as 'observation'.

    In fact, if an event changes macroscopic state of ANY physical object - it already counts as observation.

    1. Re:That's stupid by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 3, Funny

      No fair!! You changed the outcome by measuring it!!

    2. Re:That's stupid by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, this is slashdot, so that means I can use this pretense to ask the following question:

      If that's a consistent phenomenon in quantum physics, it supports the "simulated reality" hypothesis, i.e., that the universe is a simulation on someone's computer. Hear me out:

      If someone were to run a simulated reality, they would (as we observe in known simulated reality) take steps to minimize computational resources. Where possible, if a computation doesn't effect future states, and they can feasibly exclude it, they won't perform the calculation. Therefore, instead of running through the full laws of physics for the whole simulated universe, they would only "pick a state" of some subsystem once it becomes coupled to rest of the universe and therefore "has to" perform the computations necessary to make it appear consistent -- exactly the quantum phenomenon you describe.

      It further implies that we could find lower bounds on the computational power of the simulator running the universe if there is one: just find the minimum necessary to consistently generate our current observations. If we want to crash the universe, then we just have point our observation equipment in such a way that rapidly increases the necessary computations required to continue "fooling us". This would most likely include observing the initial state of as many highly-predictable deterministic subsystems as we can, waiting, and then "checking" a random one -- that forces the universe's computer to run through all of them, just to be sure it's consistent for the one that we check.

      Of course, if we crash the universe, we all "die".

      [/padded room]

    3. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, if there's nobody to hear it then the question does not make any sense - tree will exist in fallen and standing states simultaneously :)

      But in the real world there's always some kind of 'observer'.

    4. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Answer: quantum physicists do not care about _interpretations_ of quantum mechanics.

      In many-worlds theory quantum systems never really collapse - they just branch new universes. In the classical Copenhagen interpretation the wave-function collapses. There's also 'many minds' interpretation (which states that universe exists because it's being observed by conscious observers) and so on.

      Underlying math does not depend on your favorite interpretation. And so they are outside of scope of the science at the moment. However, there's a hope that there might be falsified some time later.

    5. Re:That's stupid by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the universe might care about conscious observers. Consider that we are little tuffs of universe, fluffed up into a conscious state. So what I mean is, we are the universe, the universe is us, in a literal sense. As conscious bits of universe, we're not really sure what that means exactly, but it's remarkable to ponder that we certainly live in a self-aware universe. With that in mind, there may be a physical distinction between the universe observing itself -- or not. We don't know nearly enough to posit one way or another.

  5. consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...have a privileged place in the universe that would fundamentally change the universe.

    YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

  6. Our strange shy universe? by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Who would have thought some primitive hominids could be so destructive? To shorten the life of the universe just by looking at it?

    This new theory suggests two things I see off the top of my head:

    1. There is no other intelligent life in the universe, otherwise they would have killed the universe by looking at it.

    2. The theory is flawed and the universe is doing exactly what it's supposed to be doing. We just don't understand all the process yet.

    Personally, my money's on #2.

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  7. wah by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

    quick, lets draw up some pointless laws against this!

  8. I for one welcome... by pwnies · · Score: 4, Funny

    What we don't realize is all this study into quantum mechanics is falling right into Schrodinger's cat's hands. It wants us to make him an undead kitty so it can open a hole in the universe and let the infinite number of possibilities of it all flow into this one, and thus will take over the world. The only way we'll win this future battle is if we observe it enough that it goes away.

  9. Re:The phrase by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I won't pretend to be an expert, but I don't see how passive observation using the naked eye is any more likely to screw up the universe than passive observation using any number of more scientific methods. If so, just by existing we would cause all the same problems.

    Either way, what it really depends on is whether we're inside or outside of the box. If we're outside the box we may cause the events to collapse by observation, but if we're inside the box, then we're fine...As long as the universe doesn't open the box, in which case we're either fine or dead or both.

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  10. X-Bender: Bender's a genius! by JensenDied · · Score: 5, Funny

    Track Announcer: And the winner is ... Number 3, in a quantum finish.
    Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

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  11. Already Proposed by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This has already been thoroughly investigated in: Greg Egan's "Quarantine"

    n the novel a physical process in the human brain is responsible for all causality, by collapsing wavefunctions representing systems into particular eigenstates. Human observations of the universe were reducing its diversity and potentiality (for instance, by rendering it uninhabitable to beings that relied on stars being something other than the enormous nuclear fusion-powered furnaces human astronomers have observed them to be). Hence it is suggested that the Bubble was constructed to prevent humanity from wreaking massive destruction on the rest of the universe through the process of mere observation.
    1. Re:Already Proposed by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, you need to be careful about reading observations in "fucking novels" AKA porn, or you will shorten your time to orgasm significantly, thereby proving that the cosmologists' theory applies to sex as much as to dark matter.

      (No racial jokes about "dark matter," please. In the unlit box, all of Schroedinger's cats are grey.)

  12. Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 5, Funny

    That explains a lot! Everytime I stare directly into a light source, the light goes away for a while! The stronger or more "pure" the light, the longer it is affected by me staring at it.

    Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer, and to this day whenever I point it back into that eye, it generates NO LIGHT AT ALL.

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  13. Crap, crap, crap by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 4, Informative

    I sincerely hope this is a case of a reporter misunderstanding a scientist's statement.

      Waveform collapse applies to quantum probabilities, not passive long-distance observations. They occur because an observer influences an observation; interfering with that which is observed is the only way one can observe it on the scales in which quantum phenomena occur. When observing the light of stars, no information is being sent back to the source; and the idea that consciousness somehow magically induces waveform collapse has all but died, favoring instead theories of quantum decoherence and the indroduction of new 'thermal' states during the observation process as the trigger for waveform collapse.

      My only hope is that they've cooked up this idea simply to show how silly the idea of consciousness-triggered waveform collapse is; much like Schrodinger created the cat thought experiment to demonstrate what he saw as a flaw of the Copenhagen interpretation of superposition.

    1. Re:Crap, crap, crap by RedOctober · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Care to provide a reference to a paper where the Copenhagen interpretation has been terminally discredited? Or one that proves that observation does not have a part to play in wave function collapse? This issue is by no means dead - one interpretation is more popular than others at any one time, but this is more of a result of what is fashionable, not of what is experimentally verifiable.

      Don't confuse unfalsifiable interpretations with testable hypotheses.

  14. Stupidest. Article. Evar by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I recognize most of the words in the article as being from astrophysics and quantum mechanics, but when you put them all together, they don't make a lick of sense.

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  15. completely idiotic by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh would they stop with the "if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, is it in a state of quantum flux" crap. It's no more than a stupid scientific joke because there's absolutely no way to test it. I could say that until we observe certain things, they're tiny dancing banana creatures with sombraros and you couldn't prove me wrong either. If a quantum event happened and nothing "witnessed it" one of the two possibilities that could happen DID HAPPEN! There's no reason to think it didn't.

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  16. Quarantine by Greg Egan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quarantine by Greg Egan...is a great book which explores the idea that the wave function collapse caused by observation is something specific to the human brain, and the rest of the universe is starting to get a bit upset about humans carving up the universe by observing it.

    Its a great read, and a good way to get a better understanding of (at least Egans' idea of) quantum mechanics.

    1. Re:Quarantine by Greg Egan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Egan later said in interviews that he doesn't believe in the Copenhagen interpretation, and is instead is a fan of Everett's steady-state formulation. He just thought the Copenhagen interpretation made for good science fiction.

  17. SETI@Home is a terrorist plot by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! The proof I always knew existed!
    SETI@Home is an Al Quaeda plot dedicated to the destruction of the universe!

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  18. Copenhagen interpretation by digitalderbs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This idea is based on the assumption of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics -- the idea that wave-functions exist as superpositions of multiple states and that they're collapsed into discrete states upon observation. First, is an observer only a human being, an animate object or inanimate object? Seems to me that many inanimate systems self-propagate themselves through time, relying on the continuous collapse of wave functions -- without people looking at them. Second, in my mind the Copenhagen interpretation is impossible to prove because you can never really know what the wavefunction is doing before the observation, and this is why it's an interpretation. In this case, you couldn't know if the universe could actually be older than than it is, without our observation. At least this is my view as a statistical quantum mechanicist.

    1. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by cryptoluddite · · Score: 2, Funny

      Waveform collapse is also called lazy evaluation. We're running in a simulation, get over it.

  19. Maybe the ancients were on to something by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's throw a blond bikini virgin into a volcano to see if that fixes it. (She won't date any of us anyhow.)

  20. Life imitates Douglas Adams by howdoesth · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

    1. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by onion_joe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Naw, it was by Arthur C. Clarke. The 9 Billion Names of God

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  21. This is some of the worst science reporting ever! by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 2, Informative

    TFA goes on to say that the recent reinterpretation of the source of soft x-rays is another example of astronomers "causing damage to the heavens." It actually implies that the x-ray astronomers caused the universe to lose one fifth of its mass.

    We need to reign in these rogue astronomers, stat!! LOL

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  22. How about Schrodinger cat? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    May be universe does not care about conscious observers, but cats sure do. Just try to observe any cat in your neighborhood and watch for its reaction.

  23. We're in for it now by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The mice are gonna be pissed.

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  24. Perfect definition of Quantum Physics by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

    In short, quantum physics kicks common sense right smack in the nuts. That is perfect. Such phrases should be immortalized forever.

    -Rick
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  25. I don't get it. by niktemadur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, quantum physics states that to observe a particle's position or trajectory, you must first throw energy at it, thereby altering it. But in the case of the supernova stated in TFA's header, or any astronomical phenomena for that matter, all we are doing is passively gathering an infinitesimal amount of the radially emitted energy, which would have been absorbed by rocks in the ground if some high-tech gizmo wasn't there in an observatory instead.

    Do I alter the sun by squinting at it, and does it take eight minutes to upload my observation back into the sun's hard drive? It's the same thing, and it sounds rather silly.

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  26. 2 problems with this... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the first is, as someone already stated, we aren't sending out photons to these distant objects to observe them. The photons come to us so the common way of observing something (hitting it with a photon) isn't being done in this case and in fact the opposite is occurring which means we aren't affecting it.

    Second, (this is a long one) I'm currently reading "Decoding the Universe" by Charles Seife and he discusses information theory and how it relates to quantum and relativity theory. An interesting thing he discusses is decoherence and how a cat can't be in superposition but an atom can.

    The problem is that decoherence happens too fast for us to measure the superposition for a cat compared to an atom. To prevent decoherence from happening you have to prevent something in the environment from interacting with it, that is to put the object in a complete vaccuum and cool it to absolute zero. This slows down and minimizes the chance of a particle interacting with the object you want in superposition. The bigger and warmer the object the harder it is to cool it, put it in a vaccuum, and prevent any atomic particle from hitting it. That's why cats and anything else on the macroscopic scale can't be in superposition.

    Seife states that observing particles can actually slow radioactive decay because the observation continually resets its superposition but sometimes it will still decay. What makes it decay? Nature is making measurements too using vaccum flutuations (at the quantum level). Sometimes during the observation of the vaccuum flutuation the superposition collapses in a way to make the atom split (decay). Finally, my conclusion is that if Nature is making observations then the fact that we are observing supernovae shouldn't affect them anymore than Nature is already affecting them and the universe as a whole.

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  27. Psht by Healyhatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is what I never understood about this subject.... They say the cat is both dead and alive until we observe it... But what about the cat? Surely when the cat dies it's dead and "observed" itself as such, thus making our observation moot. Or somesuch. Again, a tree in a forest is not both standing and fallen until we look at it.... When it does/not fall/stand it doesn't make both a sound and no sound at the same time. And just say the universe DOES change due to direct observation... That doesn't mean we have to be the ones to observe it surely? Aliums might have observed it already? Or is the case of the cat saying that the state of an object might be a certain value, but in the realm of our own personal universe the state is not known until observed and... Well getting off track and confused there the point is... Well I'm not sure anymore but this news just seems a little ways off into the realm of fairytales to me.

  28. unfounded by m2943 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is not a shred of evidence that conscious observation has any effect on matter that differs from systems that evolve without being consciously evolved.

  29. Damn you Norris ! by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

    On Haloween Chuck Norris tried to scare himself while looking in the mirror.
    However since the resulting implosion of the universe was not able to account for the presense of Chuck Norris, it simply reset.

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  30. Re:The phrase by warrigal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have hit the nail on the head. Scientists, like everyone else, are entitled to believe whatever they like. In that regard science has common cause with religion.
    Scientists seem to be having problems understanding the complexity of reality and are turning to mysticism. Any conclusion that depends on mysticism is automatically suspect in my book. It's back to the primitive practice of inventing a god or demon to account for things we don't understand.
    What next? Prayers and holy water before observations?

  31. Re:The phrase by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those scientists must think outside the box... :D

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  32. quantum suicide by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember, however, that some physicists hypothesize that the cat could observe itself, this, the experimenter is already too late.

    This whole thing is non-sense. Single photons, like electrons, are mostly statistical objects, like public opinion. Human observation can, indeed, extract a small amount of energy more than was being lost to non-human (some would say inanimate) observation and destablize an ambiguous balance. Large groups of photons, however, are not so easily destabilized by such a small extra extraction of information/energy.

    If dark matter exists in the masses we are talking about, the universe is itself observing the dark matter, and one thousand relatively small telescopes here could not alter that.

    Looking towards another interpretation, our observation could definitely alter our _perceptions_ concerning the stability of the universe. (In our fear of the metaphysical, we assume far too much in favor of stability.)

    joudanzuki

  33. Re:WTF??? by warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You Sir are an ugly troll. The grandparent wasn't painting an entirely clear picture (not wrong, just incomplete), but you are taking misunderstanding to a whole new level. You must've taken an introductory physics course and stopped your pursuit of physics there, thinking you now now it all ( Yay Newton! Einstein who? Heisenwha? ). By observing the photon with whatever instrument (eyeballs, photoreceptor, etc) you're transferring energy. The GP said nothing of these thing all happening instantaneously or anything necessitating time travel. The GP also was not confused about whether the photon was/was not generated by the object. What I think the GP was getting at was that he thinks that "spooky action at a distance" does not happen. By observing photons here on Earth we are not instantaneously altering state light-years away. I tend to agree with him. One hypothesized way in which we could change the state is by forcing a photon that's part of an entangled pair into a known state by observation, forcing the counterpart into a state (instantaneously). TFA is pretty weak on details. Anyways, I mod you "-2 Improper Use of Comma and Improper Use of F-bomb in Same Sentence". Dickhead.

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  34. Interaction vs. observation by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is interaction with a sufficiently complex that cause the wave function to collapse. Otherwise, the other system just gets entangled.

    The question is how complex is complex enough? The only criteria we know is enough, is interaction with an intelligent observer, a.k.a. observation. Because observation is the only way we can determine the outcome.

    What happens to a system when it is not observed is anyway philosophy, not physics.

  35. Descartes revisited.... by MLease · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I observe, therefore I destroy!"

    -Mike

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