Exploding Cell Phone Battery Kills
LingNoi writes "A man in Korea was found dead at his workplace Wednesday morning and his mobile phone battery was melted in his shirt pocket. No one knows for sure yet but a doctor who examined the body said, "He sustained an injury that is similar to a burn in the left chest and his ribs and spine were broken" We have heard of other dangerous battery products here on Slashdot." Update: 11/30 17:34 GMT by Z : Turns out the melted battery was the least of his worries; he was actually hit by a truck.
In Korea, exploding cellphones are only for old people.
I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
Just in time for Christmas!
Kevlar-Asbestos Universal Cell Phone Carrier
$29.99 plus S&H
He had one of those phones you shake to see how much liquid is in them, which indicates battery life. His was empty, so he filled it up with gasoline.
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 is the magic number.
Are we certain he was not in a closed room with a fan?
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Polar Scope Align for iOS
...unless this was a very, very small man.
His job in the quarry was to hunt rats. He has a tiny spear, and special shirt with a gigantic (for him) pocket sown into the back to carry his cellphone, which is essentially the largest thing he carries.
Did I mention that he's a minature dwarf spider monkey? Hmm...probably not important.
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Laptop batteries, and now cell phone batteries? Just wait until pacemaker batteries start to explode..
You just got troll'd!
The answer is, he was hit forcefully on the back with a club made of ice, which shattered. He fell on one of the shattered pieces, piercing the cell phone battery causing it to melt. The ice melted, leaving no evidence of what had happened...
If moderation could change anything, it would be illegal.
Police have a sony laptop in custody.
So basically, -1 troll/offtopic is really slashdots way of saying "I hate that you thought of something before me."
Send email from the afterlife! Write your e-will at Dead Man's Switch.
In the future: hackers find out that re-programming a phone to radically fluctuate its power consumption in the same pattern that in flashing lights induces seizures in gamers, within five minutes, causes the battery to detonate and eliminate the target.
Five minutes later, government denies it has *ever* heard of such a thing, and it would never do it, even if it knew how.
Five minutes later, the reporter who broke the story dies in a mysterious cell phone explosion.
technical writing / development
I'd just like to say "thank you" for posting a photo link that WASN'T goatse.
They just left off the end of the headline. It could have been "Exploding Cell Phone Battery Kills?" or even "Exploding Cell Phone Battery Kills: 0" Give the hard-working Slashdot editors the benefit of the
Maybe he got his clothing here.
Help find a cure for cancer!
Have you been drinking enough Malk?
=Smidge=
So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.
A steaming cup of soykaf would be real wiz right now.
However - we cannot always rely on Snopes - http://xkcd.com/250/
Which is too bad, because he missed the email warning about exploding cell phones...
"But this one goes to 11!"
"In Korea, exploding cellphones are only for old people."
In the rest of the world, they're also great stocking stuffers for ex-wives, guys who beat on women, and Darl McBride.
Kevin Smith on Prince
Must have been a really good shirt.
A second doctor who could not be reached for comment concluded that the injuries sustained were consistent with those caused by leaving an electric fan on while sleeping.
Your post is an example of why the U.S. House Says the Internet is [a] Terrorist Threat. :)
Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
I heard that the Mossad actually used that on a Palestinian terrorist once. Presumably he said "hello", and they said "goodbye" before sending the "detonate" command....
I would have gone for something a little more clever before sending the detonation command:
PT: "Hello?"
M: "deadpalestinianterroristsayswhat"
PT:"What?" KA-BOOM!
Here is a Babelfish link for the page. My favorite quote from the page is from the "The world which it sees with statistics" sidebar - " ' The white mustache most ' 16% of the whole furnitures". I agree that the white mustache is important in home decor but 16% of the whole furnitures? Outrageous!
Enigma
Ask me about repetitive DNA
Fan death is no joke. When I lived in Korea, old people without air conditioning would die from fan death in the dead of summer every year. I know some people may scoff and say it was heat stroke, but I KNOW Better. I've seen fan death on the news with my own eyes.
Wu-Tang Name: Half-Cut Skeleton Get your own Wu-Na