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Spam Lawsuit's Last Laugh is at Hormel's Expense

Brian Cartmell writes "An article at the Minneapolis — StarTribune site covers a significant setback for the Hormel food company, in a case that's being closely watched by security companies across the country. Seattle-based Spam Arrest has gone up against the creator of the food substance in court, fighting for the right to use the word spam in its company name. The US Trademark Trial and Appeal board has sided with the spam fighters, agreeing that consumers of the Spam product would never confuse the food with junk email. 'Derek Newman, Spam Arrest's attorney, said the decision opens the door for many other anti-spam software companies ... "Spam Arrest fought this battle for the whole software industry," Newman said.'"

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  1. How very noble of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Too bad they spam people who use their service or email their customers: http://www.politechbot.com/p-04457.html

  2. At whose expense? by chuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the point of the ruling is that it's NOT at Hormel's expense, since no one confuses junk mail with canned meat.

    Plus, I don't know if it should really be considered a victory for the software industry that companies don't have to come up with creative names.

    1. Re:At whose expense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Creativity isn't really the issue, it's trademarking of words that are commonly used.

      SPAM was a potted meat UNTIL it became part of the neolexicon... and hormel wanted to
      cash in on the name despite (or because of) the declining popularity of the meat(ish) product.

      If Hormel had actively tried to market its meat product USING the new definition of the word,
      perhaps in a clever TV or print campaign, they might actually capitalize.

      Instead, meh... They try to push the legal envelope and get a paper cut. Potted meatheads.

    2. Re:At whose expense? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well their cans have cut enough people anyway, serves them right.

      And spam is spam precisely because of the negative connotations. How are they going to market that? Buy our processed meat! It's like junk mail, but you can eat it!

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    3. Re:At whose expense? by Jay+L · · Score: 5, Informative

      and hormel wanted to cash in on the name despite (or because of) the declining popularity of the meat(ish) product... Instead, meh... They try to push the legal envelope and get a paper cut. Potted meatheads.

      Wow, you really just got that information from a doctor with a glove, didn't you?

      Hormel actually 'got it' pretty early on, and had a good sense of humor about it, too. They're in a bind, of course, because they don't want to lose the trademark for the meat, but they don't want to lose the goodwill of the community by acting all RIAA-like. (Ironically, their meat itself is NOT in a bind. (Little sausage-casing humor there.))

      So at first, they said "Look, just use lower case letters for the e-mail, and we'll use capital letters for our product." But that didn't really work, because nobody could remember which was which, and everyone always likes to capitalize Internet terms that aren't acronyms.

      So then they said "OK, just don't trademark it yourself."

      Now they're losing that case. (Ironically, their meat itself is NOT in a case. (Little sausage-binding humor there.))

    4. Re:At whose expense? by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Informative

      And spam is spam precisely because of the negative connotations.

      Well... not exactly. Spam email got its tag from Monty Python's Spam skit*, not from someone's recollection of how SPAM tastes (At least not directly).

      *(if you are a true geek, you would know exactly why that would be an apt application).

      FWIW, SPAM (the potted meat) is still considered a tasty thing along the left-hand side of the Pacific Rim.

      /P

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    5. Re:At whose expense? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In fact, just because you 'invent' a new word, such as "Ptbbth", and 50 years later it coincidentally gets used to described chunky ham-handed hormel-loving sloths named Jay in the common lexicon, you can't sue the world to reclaim the word you 'invented'. Sorry, it's called fair use. Patent law 101.

      Considering you're mixing patents, trademarks, and copyright (via "fair use"), I think we can safely file your legal opinion under "talking out my ass".

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  3. Oh I beg to differ! by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    consumers of the Spam product would never confuse the food with junk email

    I went to see Spam-a-lot in the theatre. Much to my horror it wasn't about junk email or an out of control food product, it was about some bloody knights or something like that.

    I'm going to appeal.

  4. Oh by goldaryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    And all this time I thought the emails "Give her more meat" were from Hormel..

  5. Settlement suggestion by ciaohound · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spam Arrest could change their name to Arrest Arrest Arrest Arrest Spam Arrest; that's got less spam in it.

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    1. Re:Settlement suggestion by LrdDimwit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look, you can't have spam-email-n-websites without spam ...

  6. About that Icon... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    consumers of the Spam product would never confuse the food with junk email.

    And yet Slashdot still has a spam (note lowercase 's') icon which looks like a piggy with a brick of presumably Spam as part of its body, where formerly the icon was indeed a can of Spam.

    Well played Slasdot!

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    1. Re:About that Icon... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IIRC, Slashdot received a c&d to remove the can of spam a while back, but I can't seem to find a link to the story anywhere. Hmph.

    2. Re:About that Icon... by cromar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well... who would argue with that analogy?

  7. Well, that's just sad. by wattrlz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if using the term, " Pepsi" to refer to bait-and-switch schemes would fare as well in a court of law.

    1. Re:Well, that's just sad. by Huntr · · Score: 3, Funny

      In that case they should call it "New Coke."

      Explanatory link, for you young'uns.

  8. Food? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since when is Spam considered food? Sorry, couldn't resist.

  9. Where did it come from? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've heard it's from the Monty Python "Spam" sketch, but I've also heard it's a British thing from WWII - "Spam - everybody gets it, nobody wants it." - Does anybody have a definitive origin? Like the bug in Grace Hoppers log book?

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    1. Re:Where did it come from? by aberkvam · · Score: 4, Informative

      Does anybody have a definitive origin? Like the bug in Grace Hoppers log book?

      Grace Hopper was not the origin of the term "bug" to refer to a defect in a mechanical device. Both "bug" and "debug" were in use before then. Thomas Edison, for example, referred to bugs in his inventions. Wikipedia's article on software bugs is a good place to start learning more.
    2. Re:Where did it come from? by DCTooTall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't be surprised if it's both, actually.....

      It was the older online geek culture which labeled unwanted email spam. Based off the popularity of Monty Python with that group, The name choice was most likely a reference to the sketch.

      NOW.... Where did the idea for the Sketch come from?

      Considering the influence and ability of classic Brit TV (Science Fiction and Comedy being the 2 biggest contributors) to bridge the pond... I honestly would not be surprised if most people outside of the UK know or knew about the 'everybody gets it, nobody wants it' Brit-ism, and therefor didn't make the connection.

  10. the other Coke by xPsi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if anti drug groups at some point had to fight the same trademark battle with Coke (and lost, since I don't think any anti drug groups today have the word 'Coke' in them)? Of course the Coke (tm) name is actually historically associated with the coca plant, unlike SPAM (tm) and its spam counterpart which have no obvious connection except cultural non sequiturism.

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  11. Sure and that's what Apple said about Apple too by dtjohnson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple Records (a 'music' company) sued Apple Computer (a 'computer' company) over the name thing. Apple Records initially didn't do much about Steve Jobs use of their name back when Apple records was the big dog and Apple Computer was a nobody because no one would ever confuse computers with music. Right. Apple Records has pretty much been eclipsed by Apple Computer now and Jobs won the latest trademark dispute thanks to so many years of using the Apple name. Hormel will lose their famous 'SPAM' brand if they don't fight (and they may still lose it anyway even if they do.) If Hormel loses, we will no longer know if we are getting the genuine SPAM, or an imitator, when we go the supermarket.

    1. Re:Sure and that's what Apple said about Apple too by technobabblingfool · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Hormel loses, we will no longer know if we are getting the genuine SPAM, or an imitator, when we go the supermarket.

      Now that's funny.

    2. Re:Sure and that's what Apple said about Apple too by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple Records (a 'music' company) sued Apple Computer (a 'computer' company) over the name thing. Apple Records initially didn't do much about Steve Jobs use of their name back when Apple records was the big dog and Apple Computer was a nobody because no one would ever confuse computers with music. Right. Apple Records has pretty much been eclipsed by Apple Computer now and Jobs won the latest trademark dispute thanks to so many years of using the Apple name.

      Apple did not win the latest trademark dispute becasue of size or name recognition; they had a clause in their license agreement taht was interpreted to allow them to move into music related computer products. They later reached an agreement with Apple Records over the ownership of the Apple trademark, which makes sense since Apple Computer is a much bigger dog and can better protect the Apple name. In any case; it was done via agreemnets between teh two companies, not a court awarding Apple rights to the trademark.

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    3. Re:Sure and that's what Apple said about Apple too by idontgno · · Score: 3, Informative
      If Hormel loses, we will no longer know if we are getting the genuine SPAM, or an imitator, when we go the supermarket.

      That's hype. In the arena of food products, the SPAM mark will still be valid and enforceable.

      To quote The Berkman Center for Internet and Society at Harvard Law School:

      So, for example, the use of an identical mark on the same product would clearly constitute infringement. If I manufacture and sell computers using the mark "Apple," my use of that mark will likely cause confusion among consumers, since they may be misled into thinking that the computers are made by Apple Computer, Inc. Using a very similar mark on the same product may also give rise to a claim of infringement, if the marks are close enough in sound, appearance, or meaning so as to cause confusion. So, for example, "Applet" computers may be off-limits; perhaps also "Apricot." On the other end of the spectrum, using the same term on a completely unrelated product will not likely give rise to an infringement claim. Thus, Apple Computer and Apple Records can peacefully co-exist, since consumers are not likely to think that the computers are being made by the record company, or vice versa.
      -- http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/metaschool/fisher/domain/tm.htm#7, emphasis mine

      The first boldfaced bit covers your end-of-the-world hyperbole case. The second boldfaced bit is the actual case: The same trade name applied to distinct and unrelated products will probably not be infringement, which is borne out in the specific lawsut TFA was about.

      ObDisclaimer: IANAL, but I bet the clever chaps at Harvard Law School are.

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    4. Re:Sure and that's what Apple said about Apple too by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had to read all the way down to this comment to get someone who knew what the hell they were talking about.

      Mod the parent up!

      This is indeed a victory for Hormel. Until now, Hormel had to vigorously defend their trademark, or they would lose it.

      Now, Hormel has a judge saying that the trademark couldn't be confused when applied to e-mail, and therefore Hormel is relieved of the obligation and expense to defend their trademark with regard to e-mails.

      And, if any of you have a memory at all, you'll remember just how cool Hormel has been with regards to their SPAM trademark. They even made it a public policy that as long as you didn't spell spam in all caps (SPAM) then you wouldn't infringe. Hormel's trademark is all capital letters, and they gave their blessing to use of the uncapitalized term spam as applied to e-mails.

      Basically, the judge has given Hormel permission to continue to be cool with us regarding their trademark, which is exactly what Hormel wanted.

      Hormel is the GOOD guys. Go buy some SPAM to support them today.

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  12. You're thinking of 'dyspepsia' by DarrenR114 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You missed the 'a' at the end.

    The history of Pepsi was that it was introduced as a curative for dyspepsia, so the makers of Pepsi probably wouldn't mind a little publicity on their product's history.

    On a related note - Dr. Pepper was created for the same purpose, using prune juice in their recipe.

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    1. Re:You're thinking of 'dyspepsia' by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know, I just didn't want to kill the joke by being too correct.

  13. Re:Always look on the bright side of life by DCTooTall · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually something that I kinda find interesting is some stuff within the second part of the Article. Appearently not only is hormel the sponsor of Monty Python's Spamalot, but they even show Python videos within their Spam museum.

    It also indicated that they accept and have no problem with the meaning that the word 'spam' has taken in recent years, and with it's use as the slang term (in lowercase). Their issue comes from the use of the word "Spam" (capitilized) in trademarks since it was a word and trademark they created back in 1937.

    IMHO... it's basically a case where they see the honor/flattery in having their product's name become so commonplace in today's society....in large part due us old-school geeks love of Monty Python and applying the term to unwanted emails WAAAAYYYYYY back in the early days.... But they also recognize that we all know that spam is unwanted email and SPAM is a lunch meat product. They also get the free advertising from people who may wonder how unwanted email got it's name, and creates a bit of brand recognition in that people are more likely to know about their product today because of the name. But, if other companies start using the name Spam in their company names or trademarks, it very likely could weaken their position.

    In some ways... I kinda see it as a case of 'protect it or lose it'. Just like with certain other industries or businesses, sometimes a company needs to make a (sometimes) unpopular move to attempt to prevent unlicensed use of their trademark or copyrighted images (think cartoon characters...etc), otherwise they risk losing the ability to protect their position in the future. For example, Say a hospital uses a popular cartoon character in some buttons or a Tshirt, but didn't get permission. Said company may go thru the process of a cease and desist based off the protecting their position reasoning. Because they might believe however that there is no commercial gain for the user, and possibly even want to be charitable to the cause, they may then give the hospital a license/permission to use the exact same property free of charge (and also for the advertising potential). If however they did nothing to prevent the usage or try to protect their property in the first place.......sometime down the road somebody could attempt to use that exact same image in such a way that would harm their position (commercial gain... people could associate them with an undesirable position/company/whatever..etc). When they then attempt to put a stop to THIS use of their image, The court could easily find based off the previous uncontested usages that the original owner no longer has the right or power to claim exclusive ownership and control of the image. The logic would be that their lack of control in other situations would indicate that their forfeiting their right to control it has allowed said image to become part of the public domain or cultural awareness.

    While that may sound kinda messed up, that's the legal system we live in. It also may not be as big a deal now for someone like hormel and SPAM... but think about some of the old cartoon characters and discontinued product logos from the years past. There are many which are now considered public domain or which people don't think twice about using even though technically they are still under protection, simply because the company which owns the image/logo hasn't bothered to protect it. Then we have images and characters which are older or from the same period which are still considered protected because the owner has gone thru the trouble of protecting it.




    Man.... I really go off on long-winded tangents.... don't I?

  14. Re:Sucks for Hormel... by PhxBlue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their 60-odd year old brand name has, through no fault of their own, become inextricably associated with a massive, universally despised, worldwide problem.

    Clearly you've never eaten SPAM.

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  15. A delicacy by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, Spam is considered a delicacy in the Pacific Islands. In Hawaii, you can buy Spam sushi from the manapua man. He's a guy who drives around in an ice cream truck selling pork buns, candy, and spam products. I shit you not. Some claim that the Pacific Islander's spam mania comes from their cannabilistic heritage and Spam's taste resemblance to the other, other white meat. I sort of doubt it, I think it's more of a cargo cult type of thing. Magical meat in a can that never goes bad had to have impressed the heck out of tropical islanders when it first arrived.

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    1. Re:A delicacy by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

      The military was camped out on those islands a lot and one thing they brought was SPAM. SPAM was a common food in the military and the locals had fairly easy access to SPAM and eventually took a liking to it.

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    2. Re:A delicacy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some claim that the Pacific Islander's spam mania comes from their cannabilistic heritage and Spam's taste resemblance to the other, other white meat.
      What I've read is that Spam is currently popular where two things intersect:

      1. A history of pork consumption among the resident people (which is true for the Pacific isles) and
      2. American military presence from the 1930s(?) through the 1970s(?).

      I can't remember the date ranges, but this is true for Hawaii, the Philippines, etc. -- it's tied to the US Military's procurement contracts with Hormel.

      I'd also like to note that the popularity of pork has been linked to cannibalism as well... but I'm not sure how well that theory holds up.
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  16. Sorry for Hormel by IPFreely · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well, you kind of have to feel sorry for Hormel a little.

    They had some product out there with a bizzare name. Then the Monty Python skit comes along and satirizes it. That's not so bad really.

    But that leads to other people using the name for a different meaning, a meaning garnered from the Monty Python skit rather than the original product. Then the new meaning drowns out their original poduct and takes their name away. Now that hurts.

    They didn't cause any of this, and for the most part it was not an intentional attack on them either. They really did not have much recourse at each step because the satire and redefinition were legitimate legal uses. It's all just a sad twist of fate.

    Aw well. They can always do what all the SPAMmers do: rename their product and sell it to someone else who does not know any better.

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  17. Re:Too bad they don't have a sense of humor. by SammyB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually most people at Hormel do have a good sense of humor about it. I'm actually from the small town (Austin, Minnesota) where the canned meat is made. They realize they have an odd product that is the butt of a lot of jokes and have gone out of their way to play it up. Just check out their website, a 15 second look around their site should clue you in that they have some sense of humor. http://www.spam.com/

  18. Tagged "patents"? by LocalH · · Score: 2, Informative

    What braindead Slashdotter tagged this story with "patents"? It's a trademark issue, not a patent one.

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  19. Re:Where did it come from? - Definative mule by cumin · · Score: 2, Informative

    That would make sense, but it is wrong. It all started back in the days when we chiseled our bits into stone and sent them by mule train from village to village...

    It was the MP skit, not the cultural feelings about SPAM that caused it. Later references were made back to the skit comparison, eventually it was one of those things that people were supposed to just *know* if they were cool.

    See: http://www.templetons.com/brad/spamterm.html

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