Slashdot Mirror


Dell's World of Warcraft Laptop

Psychor writes "Dell has released a high specification new laptop complete with World of Warcraft branding (Horde and Alliance versions available). With a starting price of $4,499 it's not cheap, but does feature SLI graphics and AGEIA PhysX technology (a laptop first). RAID and solid state storage are also options." Unfortunately for purchasers, the laptop won't boot on tuesday mornings until early afternoon, and some days you just won't be able to log in.

35 of 338 comments (clear)

  1. Is this really needed? by RogueyWon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given that World of Warcraft used to run just fine on my old P4 2.0ghz with 512 RAM and a Geforce 4, why on earth would I want to spend such a ludicrous sum of money on a laptop to play it with? I know that Burning Crusade was a little harder on systems than the original game and that Lich King is likely to be slightly more so, but we're still not talking about a game on the cutting edge of technology here. Even cheap, off-the-peg PCs bought in the last two or three years should be able to run it just fine. World of Warcraft relies more on design than technology for its visual appeal.

    Crysis? Sure, I can see that people could need an expensive upgrade to play that (I know I would - although after playing the first 2 hours, I'm not convinced the game is worth it)... but not World of Warcraft.

    That said, I can see some redeeming value here, provided they design it so that the Horde laptop randomly crashes and reboots, mysteriously formats your hard drive at regular intervals, sends filthy e-mails to your mother and electrocutes your dog.

    1. Re:Is this really needed? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would the Alliance laptop not be able to boot unless it outnumbered the Horde laptops 2 to 1? ;)

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    2. Re:Is this really needed? by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

      So you can watch the resale value of it plummet as it is superseded both by new technologies and new trends in MMOs?

    3. Re:Is this really needed? by RedACE7500 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Alliance laptop would need a higher level laptop to help it boot up.

    4. Re:Is this really needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That said, I can see some redeeming value here, provided they design it so that the Horde laptop randomly crashes and reboots, mysteriously formats your hard drive at regular intervals, sends filthy e-mails to your mother and electrocutes your dog.

      A $100 copy of Windows XP on any computer will do that just fine.

    5. Re:Is this really needed? by RedACE7500 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is your 1.5 GHz Ram running a 1.21 Jigawatts?

    6. Re:Is this really needed? by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you get to the step 4, the parts are of no worth to anyone.

      I disagree, they have a use. For example, I've still got my old ZX Spectrum. I showed it to my son last year, and he asked me in all seriousness where the dvd's went in. Then I mentioned the memory capacity (oh how awesome 48k was back then..) and he looked at me like it was time for me to visit the 'special' home.

      Ok so the use was to make me feel old and look silly, but it's still a use..

    7. Re:Is this really needed? by mgblst · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of the reasons I keep my son locked in the basement until he can learn to program 6510 chip. Maybe in a couple of years I will let him on to the 386 (come on, I am not heartless, no 286 for him).

    8. Re:Is this really needed? by corifornia2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It comes with a Golden Ticket to get a FigurePrint of your character, a WoW backpack, novels, trading cards, an LCD stat screen(!!!) and a little guillotine to castrate yourself with to ensure you never get laid!!!

    9. Re:Is this really needed? by AnotherUsername · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you really think that getting all these slashdotters together in the real world is healthy? I mean, online is one thing...but think of the children...

      --
      I don't like Linux. This doesn't make me a troll.
  2. $4500? by RandoX · · Score: 5, Funny

    For that price it should come with a lifetime subscription. Actually, it might just be cheaper to switch to meth.

    1. Re:$4500? by securityfolk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, $4500 in meth-dollars is ~1 year (or substantially less), and you'll only *think* you're a level 70 warlock ;)

    2. Re:$4500? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean, as opposed to the millions of fat, bearded slobs on WOW who are "level 70 warlocks" for real? :)

    3. Re:$4500? by hackus · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a Non Fat, Local bearded slob Level 70 Warlock, I find myself offended.

      Siphon Life, Curse of Agony, Corruption and Immolation on you!

      Your going to die any minute now....

      -Hack

      --
      Got Geometrodynamics? Awe, too hard to figure out? Too bad.
  3. Yikes! by slap20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow plays fine on my current machine, and it would be nice to play it on a laptop, but for $4500.00 I can pay a sherpa to carry my desktop where ever I go.

    --
    ~Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder~
  4. Oh, wow... by PlatyPaul · · Score: 5, Funny

    LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY'S laptop!

    (click here if you didn't get it)

    --
    Misery loves company. Online misery loves unsuspecting random strangers.
  5. This laptop makes a real statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm going to die broke, and a virgin!"

    1. Re:This laptop makes a real statement... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Q: What kind of hooker you can get for 4500 dollars?
      A: The kind that will make you wonder why anyone would spend that much money on a WOW-branded computer.

      PS: that's 1 4500-dollar hooker, or 4500 1-dollar hookers...

      --
      stuff |
    2. Re:This laptop makes a real statement... by TommydCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      PS: that's 1 4500-dollar hooker, or 4500 1-dollar hookers...
      Or 2250 Two Dollar Hordes?
      --
      This comment does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the author.
  6. Hmmm by scubamage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given that it basically comes with both collectors editions (either of which can fetch upwards of 1200-1500$ on ebay), as well as a beta ticket for upcoming betas, this is a pretty good deal. I wish I could afford it. Not just for WoW either, with a physics accelerator and the SLI'd graphics this a pretty beastly desktop replacement.

    1. Re:Hmmm by scubamage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      *shrug* I see people spending tens of thousands of dollars "pimping their rides" when a gremlin or a pinto can do the job. I enjoy what I enjoy, and its not really important what anyone else thinks about it. Crackheads spend their money on crack, audiophiles spend their money on audio, movie buffs spend money on movies, I'm a gamer and I choose to spend my money on a game. To each his own.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      ermm... why would the CE edition of Burning Crusade fetch upwards of $1200-1500 on eBay? Last I checked, my local Fry's still had stacks of the things for standard retail price.

  7. Re:Battery life? by beavis88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It has a battery?

  8. Re:Best summary ever? by SevenHands · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can you tell a WoW addict apart from the rest of the geeks? They don't bother calling in sick on Tuesdays!

  9. Re:Battery life? by navygeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't really matter. Once it dies you just have to wait for it to respawn at a graveyard and run back to your desk.

  10. Ever wonder why it's nicknamed Warcrack? by downix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Egads, this is getting rediculous. Eventually they'll start selling the Warcraft car, the Warcraft home, and even the Warcraft refrigerator, so you never have to give up your Warcraft addition for pesky things like driving to the grocery store or having a life.

    --
    Karma Whoring for Fun and Profit.
    1. Re:Ever wonder why it's nicknamed Warcrack? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'll never see Warcraft suntan lotion though.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  11. Re:Hmph.. by faloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it boils down to which battery was used. Sony batteries are obviously from the goblins.

    --
    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." -Albert Einstein
  12. Re:Battery life? by Pop69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not actually that ba

  13. Re:Huh? by Evangelion · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not that arcane. All the WoW realms go down most tuesdays for regular maintenance.

  14. Re:Huh? by KeatonMill · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tuesday mornings (US time) are when Blizzard does weekly maintenance on its servers. As for the logging in, the authentication server occasionally crashes meaning that while players who are already logged in can continue playing, no one else can start.

  15. The rell Dell WoW laptop by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dell has a Vostro for around $800 US right now which would play WoW very well.

    Go here;
    http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/vostronb_1500?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd&~tab=bundlestab

    Select the smart buy unit and customize the video card & select the 8600GT with 256MB of RAM. Bare in mind this is the DDR2 and not the DDR3 version, so it's not a super quick 8600GT but it's plenty fast for WoW.

    The normal site has it for $729 right now. Corporate customers can get a better deal.

    Take it to a 2.0Ghz dual core, 2GB RAM standard, the 7200 120MB HD, BlueTooth and the webcam -- a better gaming build, and you are just under $1000.

    That's one hell of a deal for decent casual (not extreme) gaming machine..

  16. For the Horde! by Ogive17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So for Horde fans in this thread, is getting modded Troll a complement?

    bye bye karma!

    --
    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
  17. Good call! by hemorex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right! We need physics acceleration for a game that doesn't even have hit-box collision... I think I'll keep playing on my dinosaur PC, thank you very much.

  18. Re:Um...EVE, anyone? by murdocj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, sometimes we're playing with friends and they have to take a break because one of their kids had a nightmare or some such.

    Of course, the kids come in handy, apparently one of our friends is upping her fishing skill by "letting" her child fish.