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  1. Re:What do you get with knighthood? on Stephen Hawking Turned Down Knighthood · · Score: -1

    Fuck me, my intelligence must be 3, I forgot constitution:
    Con: 1

  2. Re:What do you get with knighthood? on Stephen Hawking Turned Down Knighthood · · Score: -1

    Stephen Hawking's Character Sheet:

    Str: 2
    Dex: 2
    Int: 18
    Wis: 4
    Cha: 15


    Items:
    - Magic Chair
    - - Casts: Linear Acceleration - - Charges / Day: Based on battery life - - Effect: Increase Dexterity to 16 - Magic Talk Box
    - - Cast: Robospeak - - Charges / Day: Based on battery life - - Effect: Makes words, kind of.

    Notes:
    Charisma is high due to sympathy and social skill (via Magic Talk Box), not aesthetics.
    Wisdom is low due to the fact that he didn't use the 18 Intelligence to find a cure for Lou Gehrigâ(TM)s Disease.

    I dont think you can become a knight with such a low wisdom, or is that just strictly paladins? . . .

  3. Re:Agents don't care at all on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: -1

    Thanks for exposing us... I hate YOU!!!eleven!1!1!

  4. Go america!!! on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: -1

    Take that you stupid terrorists. We've foiled your MacBookBomb plans!!!!! arararararrargh.

    our country is stupid and ridiculous, when will it stop?

  5. I guess I'd better change my private key... on Debian Bug Leaves Private SSL/SSH Keys Guessable · · Score: 0, Funny

    $ cat ~/.ssh/id_rsa
    -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
    7
    ------END RSA PRIVATE KEY------


    Yipes.

  6. Re:Make legal porn available? on DVD Porn Viruses Ravage US Soldiers' Computers · · Score: -1

    yeah, but a raging cock full of semen makes men see blood... makes them better fighters.

  7. Stupid US Government on DVD Porn Viruses Ravage US Soldiers' Computers · · Score: -1

    Haven't you ever heard of Norton Antivirus?

  8. ZOmfg! on Iron Sky Trailer · · Score: -1

    Its looks great, graphics wise, I have a feeling its going to be a horrible pile though. And the bird pooping on the logo, awesome touch. Is this supposed to be a comedy? Is it the next "This is Spinal Tap" . . . that wretch was horrible too. Any who, sieg heil!

  9. Re:Abbreviation: on Satan, Britney Spears Top Paris Hilton In OSS References · · Score: -1

    BS as in Bat Shit crazy?

  10. Re:Stole it himself on Peter Gabriel's Web Server Stolen · · Score: -1

    When I hear the words "Peter-roll" I get visions of a sick set of baker cannibals.

  11. I thought... on Metallica May Follow In Footsteps of Radiohead, NIN · · Score: -1, Troll

    I thought they all died of Alzheimer's or something. I can't believe those old fucks still think they can 'rock out.'

    Oh, and to answer the question, no.

  12. Tesla, FTW! on Focused Microwaves Could Enable Wireless Power Transfer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Tesla, FTW!

  13. Re:Keep it digital! on German Wikipedia To Be Published As a Book · · Score: 0

    There is no tree shortage. Trees aren't being hunted to extinction like whales, but instead are being farm-raised, like carrots. There are way more trees in the US than there were at the beginning of the 1900s because of these techniques.

    Should I stop eating carrots because of the looming carrot shortage?

  14. Re:Why Freeze A Living Thing? on German Wikipedia To Be Published As a Book · · Score: 0

    dieses ist nicht gut!!!

    Sorry, its the only thing I recall from my german class in high school. Just figured I'd put it out there.

  15. World hunger? on $1/Gallon "Green Gasoline" In Sight · · Score: 0

    Fuck world hunger, I want my fuel.

  16. Re:One of those things is not like the others on Dilbert Goes Flash, Readers Revolt · · Score: 0

    If your vegan, you can't drive on the fucking street, animal biproducts. Hydrocarbon fuels, animal byproducts, stop driving. Animal biproducts in tires. Do you know how many animals (rodents, rabbits) get killed while machinery plunges through farming fields? My favorite part about vegans, is they are only vegan until its inconvenient, then they just belittle everyone else. If you want to be the almighty animal protector, go out into the remote fucking woods, carefully inspect around the base of a tree for wildlife, pitch a fucking tent and hand cultivate your own goddamn food.
    While I'm at it, PETA is bullshit

  17. Re:uhhh hello... on Dilbert Goes Flash, Readers Revolt · · Score: 0

    I'm gay. If I did that, I would have had a brain aneurysm by now I believe the proper Internet jargon is: "im teh ghey"

    Im sorry, i couldn't resist, my immediate apologies. :)
  18. Every alternate universe produced a steak . . . on Alternate Baseball Universes · · Score: 0

    Every alternate universe produced a steak
    That sounds like good eatin'.
  19. Re:I don't get the big deal.... on The Real Body Snatchers · · Score: 0

    I agree, and I also think its retarded that you can't "will" your organs to people when you kick it.

  20. Re:Hm on Samurai-Sword Maker May Cool Nuclear Revival · · Score: 0

    If I had four arms I wouldn't be typing one handed right now.

  21. Obligatory on An AI 4-Year-Old In Second Life · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But does it fuck like a four year old?

    God damn, that was just wrong.

  22. You can use my name in an ad . . . on Ads With Your Name On Them · · Score: 0

    I wont sue you, I wont complain, but I will find the person that approved it was ok to do that at your company and I will punch you in the neck. Twice.

  23. Re:Good way to turn a positive thing negative on iPhone SDK Rules Block Skype, Firefox, Java ... · · Score: 0

    Yay openmoko, now if theyd only release that damn nondeveloper version of the phone! Ive been waiting too long!

  24. Re:Limitations on Apple Targeting Business World for the iPhone · · Score: 0

    No limitiations!??!?! No pr0n???? Gheeeeeeeeeeeeey!

  25. Re:D'oh on Reactor Shutdown Darkens South Florida · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    not funny.