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The Future of Love and Sex - Robots

nem75 writes "The New York Times has a review of British AI researcher David Levy's book 'Love and Sex with Robots'. He claims that within a span of about 50 years the day will come when people could actually fall in love with life-like robots. While this may seem far fetched at first, he has some pretty interesting views. 'He begins with what scientists know about why humans fall in love with other humans. There are 10 factors, he writes, including mystery, reciprocal liking, and readiness to enter a relationship. Why can't these factors apply to robots, too?' The case he builds goes much further though, and certainly provides food for thought." Update: 12/14 16:16 GMT by Z : This article is very similar to a discussion we had recently.

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  1. Robots are fine... by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd rather have my Companion Cube!

    =Smidge=

    1. Re:Robots are fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll place my order for a Cherry 2000 now!

  2. Don't Date Robots! by domatic · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Don't Date Robots! by moogs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, silly anime. This is the REAL Futurama video :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHD3RnRmZE

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  3. 10 factors to fall in love? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I count 2, and they're on the front of the chestal area.

    1. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, exactly, 10 ways. We are talking about robots here, we have to use their number system.

    2. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by GogglesPisano · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does that mean that there will be 110010 ways to leave your (robot) lover?

    3. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by sm62704 · · Score: 1, Funny

      There are exactly 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.

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    4. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does that mean that there will be 110010 ways to leave your (robot) lover? Expose the positrons Ron
      Use a big old axe Max
      No need to be discreet Reed

      Electricity isn't free

      Reverse the Polarity Billy
      Or an M-80 up the ass
      Light the fuse Rube

      Electricity isn't free ...Posted AC due to the fact I couldn't get good rhymes on a short notice.
    5. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by 2names · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about:

      You just deny the ACK, Jack
      Kill the PS Fan, Stan
      Use the "no battery" ploy, Roy

      Electricity ain't free

      Just short out the bus, Gus
      Don't need to discuss Mussss
      Just decrypt the key, Lee
      And getcho self free...

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    6. Re:10 factors to fall in love? by 2names · · Score: 4, Funny

      50 Ways To Leave Your Robot Lover

      The problem is inside your CPU it said to me
      The solution is quite easy if you take it logically
      I'd like to help you make the move to version 3
      There must be 110010 ways to leave your robot lover

      It said that it was waterproof and inter-cooled
      Furthermore, it stated it had cruise control and auto-lube
      But I was most impressed with the self-inflating boobs
      There must be 110010 ways to leave your robot lover
      110010 ways to leave your robot lover

      CHORUS:

      You just deny the ACK, Jack
      Kill the PS Fan, Stan
      Use the "no battery" ploy, Roy

      Electricity ain't free

      Just short out the bus, Gus
      Don't need to discuss MUX
      Just decrypt the key, Lee
      And getcho self free...

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  4. Good by Rhaban · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't wait to get my own Lucy Liu bot!

    1. Re:Good by ESOB · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just make sure to use protection with your Lucy Liu bot, or did they not show you "Electro Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"

    2. Re:Good by jam244 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh Fry, it's so sweet how you [NOTICE TWO THINGS].
  5. Shallow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds pretty meaningless and shalow to me. Sex is a _lot_ more than just 'getting off'.

    1. Re:Shallow by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Help, help!! There's a GIRL posting on slashdot!!

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    2. Re:Shallow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, we're safe, he was talking about the ability to cook and clean.

  6. Why can't these factors apply to lamps, too? by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love lamp!

  7. I see where this is going... by Xaositecte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey Baby, Wanna kill all humans?

  8. Rather a Holodeck! by SlashdotCrackPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd much rather have a holodeck, the possibilities are endless!

    (That and I already have the sign made to hang over the door that reads:
    Scott's Holodeck of Whores: Enter At Own Risque)

  9. Re:Grrr by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1, Funny

    Right!

  10. Slashdot members have sex by BlowHole666 · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in a member of Slashdot has finally had sex. Stay tuned for news at 10.

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  11. Silly question. by jockeys · · Score: 5, Funny
    from TFA, emphasis is mine:

    Levy spends so much time laying out his logical arguments about how and why we will fall in love with robots that he gives short shrift to the bigger questions of whether we would really want to. I'd have liked a little less gee-whiz, and a little more examination about whether a sexbot in every home, a Kama Sutra on legs that never tires, never says no, and never has needs of its own is what we really want.
    well, that's got to be the stupidest question I've ever read. OF COURSE WE DO.
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  12. Only on Slashdot by Stooshie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only on slashdot would someone consider having sex with a robot as a relationship.

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  13. Re:Futurama Said it best by AmaDaden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a random thought here but thinking along the lines of the Futurama reasoning for "Don't date Robots!!!" and mixing in Idiocracy evolution logic two wrongs might make a right. If you give all the stupid people robots to have sex with they can't make more stupid people. Hell for the real stupid people we can just recycle the robots.

  14. 1st law of robotics addenum by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    A robot must never harm a human, unless "kinky mode" is enabled.

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    1. Re:1st law of robotics addenum by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you're tied up clapping is as much use as an off switch.

      Besides, where sex is involved I try to avoid the word "clap". "My robot gave me nanites!"

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  15. From Agnes - With Love by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, that's a twist!

    "Advice to all future male scientists: be sure you understand the opposite sex, especially if you intend being a computer expert. Otherwise, you may find yourself, like poor Elwood, defeated by a jealous machine, a most dangerous sort of female, whose victims are forever banished--to...

    the Twilight Zone."


    http://www.tv.com/the-twilight-zone/from-agnes---with-love/episode/12725/summary.html

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    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:From Agnes - With Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No man in the world would ever give the time of day to a real woman ever again.

      That's ok, their robot goes all night long and never leaves the toilet seat up.

    2. Re:From Agnes - With Love by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      This smacks of social conditioning. There's no real reason why this has to, or even ought to, be the case, it's merely the way that Western Christian society has developed.
      So, asian women just spread their legs for the first good-looking unemployed underachiever who walks by? Fabulous!
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  16. 50 years? Try 50 minutes by QCompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Toss a Teddy Ruxpin speaker into a Real-Doll and I'm good to go!

  17. PUNCHLINE! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...Oh I forgot to warn you. His Arse is a pencil sharpner!"

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    Never been known to fail..."
  18. Re:Grrr by QuickFox · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not going to have sex with a robot. Then why does your nick claim that you're in love with one?
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  19. Re:The 11th factor by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    You say that now, but what do you whisper to your iMac in the privacy of your parent's basement?

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  20. On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll have sex with clones, cyborgs, Replicants and androids. Individually or in groups.

    But NO ROBOTS!

    Half to draw the line somewhere...

  21. Re:Falling in love in 50 years? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fifty years? FIFTY YEARS???? I'll be dead, and none of your penises will likely work by then either. Your robot will be feeding you and changing your diaper and reminding you that your great great grandchildren are coming for a visit.

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  22. Re:Emotionally Stunted by bigtangringo · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is love without the need, and willingness to sacrifice? What is love without emotional exposure? What is love without the risk of loss? Better?
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  23. Re:50 years? Try 50 minutes by 93,000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hi, I'm Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends with benefits?"

    eww.

  24. Re:This is not unprecedented. by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    You really need to get out more often. Really.

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  25. I, for one... by quangdog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our sex deprived robot overlords...

  26. Re:Falling in love in 50 years? by New+Number+Order · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now, if robots can be more emotionally responsive than men, will men do something drastic to compete with robots? You mean stuff like sharing our feelings and listening to what they have to say?

    Shit. We're done for.
  27. Re:The 11th factor by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    I often whisper "You piece of crap why won't you work".

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  28. Re:And this is surprising how? by 10Neon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is not possible to waste time drawing a Venn diagram. The action is a reward in and of itself.

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  29. Re:The 11th factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I often whisper "You piece of crap why won't you work". Funny, that's what I say to my wife. Only not in a whisper...
  30. Re:Futurama Said it best-SAY THE REST by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife it nuts.

    And Bolts!

    (P.S. a couple of my favorite Internet authors, Elf Sternberg and DB_Story, have been writing about these types of relationships for years now.)

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  31. Re:The 11th factor by Matteo522 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "WHY CAN'T I TURN YOU ON!?!"

  32. Score -101 Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There are exactly 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and those who don't. And there is exactly 01 kind of slashdot reader. Those who have already heard this joke 1111101000 times.
  33. Re:Grrr by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    As for love... Given how many people cannot tell the difference between a human and a dog,

    Look I was drunk, alright?! And the dog came on to me first!

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  34. Re:Falling in love in 50 years? by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, if robots can be more emotionally responsive than men, will men do something drastic to compete with robots?

    I don't know about you, but I'm going to peacefully coexist with robots. I'll drink beer and play video games all day, and not get blamed for a thing!

  35. Re:Grrr by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you're a bit confused. Al Gore and John Kerry were robots (although Gore seems to have become a Real Boy recently.) Bush is a badly trained chimpanzee.

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  36. Do Androids dream of electric sheep? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do Androids dream of electric sheep?
    Great. New images stuck in my head.

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  37. Three laws by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I think you came up with a replacement for the Three Laws. With those 10 rules, no man will ever be harmed again.

  38. Re:The 11th factor by kcbrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I often whisper "You piece of crap why won't you work".
    Funny, that's what I say to my wife. Only not in a whisper...

    You mean your ex-wife?

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  39. Re:7 of 9 by Who235 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you had a crush on the 2 of 7 of 9?