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Apple Stores Demonstrate That Retail Still Lives

WheezyJoe writes "Maybe OS X Leopard has its problems, but the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store. A policy that encourages lingering, with dozens of fully functioning computers, iPods and iPhones for visitors to try, even for hours on end (one patron wrote a manuscript entirely at the store) has 'given some stores, especially those in urban neighborhoods, the feel of a community center ... Meanwhile, the Sony flagship store on West 56th Street, a few blocks from Apple's Fifth Avenue store, has the hush of a mausoleum. And being inside the long and narrow blue-toned Nokia store on 57th Street feels a bit like being inside an aquarium. The high-end Samsung Experience showroom, its nuevo tech music on full blast one recent morning, was nearly empty.'"

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  1. well, maybe by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store.

    These people have never been to a Fry's. If you've never been to one, picture this: they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other.

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    1. Re:well, maybe by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other Yes, but I shreek at the idea of standing in line with people consuming energy drinks and porn. This doesn't make me happy!
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    2. Re:well, maybe by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I'd be fairly amused, if a bit disturbed, to see someone in a retail electronics store standing in line while consuming energy drinks and utilizing porn. Talk about multitasking, that's awesome.

    3. Re:well, maybe by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 5, Funny

      These people have never been to a Fry's. If you've never been to one, picture this: they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other.

      And the employees still can't tell you where either is.
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    4. Re:well, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      They do a great job keeping adapters that have virtually no value to most customers, but products that sell like hotcakes they can't seem to keep in stock.

      They have no trouble keeping items in stock that no-one buys, but items that are in high demand are often gone? Damn you, laws of physics!

    5. Re:well, maybe by rah1420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... that's kind of ridiculous.


      ITYM "ironic."
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  2. Not a techie store by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just plain retail. Selling stuff which is not worth hacking.

    My local Big W store, on the other hand, has these self service checkouts. You scan the products yourself and put them on some kind of weight verification thing, then spend five or 10 minutes doing a credit card transaction. While my wife was trying to get that to work I took a look at another terminal where the POS application had apparently crashed, leaving an interesting windows desktop with a working touch screen mouse. The staff didn't appreciate my attempted repair though, in fact there were so many people keeping an eye on that broken terminal they could have run a whole line of manual checkouts.

    Anyway if a real apple store opens here in Melbourne I might take a look but I can't see myself buying anything there.

    1. Re:Not a techie store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i can't tell - did you use the "POS" acronym to mean "piece of shit" or "point of sale"?. . . or both?. . .

  3. The Rainbow Connection by realmolo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...given some stores, especially those in urban neighborhoods, the feel of a community center ..."

    It's true. It's a great place to hang out. I know lots of guys that met their boyfriends at the Apple Store.

    1. Re:The Rainbow Connection by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's just mad because his boyfriend dumped him in an Apple store while they where supposed to be registering for wedding gifts.

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    2. Re:The Rainbow Connection by ari{Dal} · · Score: 4, Funny

      Really? Damn, there's an apple store about thirty minutes away from me, it's where I got my MPB.

      *plots* /is a girl

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    3. Re:The Rainbow Connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course they do! But I think they can only access it through a webcam interface.

  4. Re:Nokia store on 57th Street feels like aquarium by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Other than being priced outside of the impulse shopping range, it had the usual Nokia coolness. [insert joke about Finlandish weather]
  5. Re:You can smell the pomposity by value_added · · Score: 4, Funny

    But to me, it's like walking into a very feminine beauty parlor, or a lingerie department as a man. It's very alien and uncomfortable

    Dear Sir,

    I wish to complain on the stronglest possible terms about the previous entry about aliens wearing womens' clothes. Some of my best friends are aliens, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

    Yours faithfully,
    Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

    P.S. Lingerie is actually VERY comfortable.

  6. loiterers by mightyQuin · · Score: 5, Funny
    from TFA:
    Isobella Jade was down on her luck, living on a friend's couch and struggling to make it as a fashion model when she had the idea of writing a book...
    Ms. Jade spent hours at a stretch standing in a discreet corner of the store, typing. Within a few months, she had written nearly 300 pages.

    Hmmm, I wonder how many guys struggling to make it as say, I dunno... a farmer, they let use their computers everyday for months?

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    1. Re:loiterers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Warning: Site is NSFW, at least if you work at a competent web-design firm.

  7. the smell by SoupGuru · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you smell the smug wafting out of an Apple store like you can smell the nerd wafting out of the video game store?

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  8. Re:Apples and pears? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Couldn't you have edited that out Zonk?
    sorry to apply an old meme but, "You're new here, aren't you?"
  9. Re:Apples and pears? by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    No it isn't. A run-on sentence is a sentence in which two or more independent clauses are joined without punctuation or conjunctions.[1]

    You might consider it a non sequitur... but then you'd also be wrong. Settle for lame segue?
  10. Re:Apples and pears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you think the meme is "You're new here, aren't you?" then...

    You must be new here.