Writers Guild Members Look to Internet Distribution
stevedcc writes "The Guardian is running an article about members of the Writer's Guild, still on strike, creating their own ventures to deliver content over the internet. The intention is to get their work to consumers while bypassing the movie studios. Their effort will include actors and directors, and it is not the first step they have taken to expand their interests during the strike. One particular project is said to include A-list talent, and will be released in roughly 50 daily segments before going to DVD. This is also relevant to the strike because, as the article states, 'at the core of the current dispute is the question of how to reimburse writers for work that is distributed on the internet.'"
Thank god this writer understands - the studios really donät seem to
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Hmm, so all the writers need is actors, stagehands, a set, and all the other stuff required to produce a movie and they can make it and distribute it online. Maybe they could organize all these things together and call it a "production company". Thatll show those studios!
This isnt the end of studios, those amatuerish videos on YouTube may be entertaining but you will still need large organizations to produce anything complex. The only thing that will change is that some of the marketing and sales may be different.
This is how it's supposed to work. If they don't like the business terms offered to them, they should work on their own terms.
Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
They can control the Internet all right, they just have to dump this pesky net neutrality thingy.
If you can't get an agreement with the bosses, just take over the damn factory and run it yourself! http://www.thetake.org/index.cfm?page_name=synopsis It looks like the strike will be settled one deal at a time, like they just did with David Letterman. ( http://gothamist.com/2007/12/29/wga_update_real.php ). The power of the AMPTP has been seriously underminded. The writers will get deals eventually. After all, without writers, how will they make reality TV shows?
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beats reruns
Now. Pull up a screen play on the internet, read it and get back to us if it's entertaining or shallow writing.
I have no problem with the WGA sticking it to the studios - If the "rights"-holders have no one to write Rocky LVXII, perhaps they won't subject us to it.
I don't care about A-list actors - In most cases, I prefer second-string actors, for whom "hunger" still keeps "ego" in check.
I love the idea of distribution outside MPAA control, for reasons obvious to any Slashdotter.
But... Going back to my Rocky LVXII, I also have little sympathy for the hacks who keep trying to feed us the same trite watered-down simplistic plots week after week after week and summer after summer.
So in all this mess, I don't worry about the actual "writers". I'll buy their books, and perhaps someday go see how badly Hollywood butchers them. But when rehashed All In The Family episodes (which already borrowed extensively from the long-dead classic authors) dominate the tube, with a black lesbian thrown in here and a Jewish skinhead there just to make it seem "new", I fail to see why these people deserve more than token compensation.
I can only imagine applying that to my own profession - "Look! I wrote a hello world program where an animated stoned cat spells it out using poop! Pay me forever for the online distribution rights!"
Now if its down well, even with DRM, and was cheap (like 15$ a movie cheap) i would prolly use it, because i know for a fact that they did all the work, with almost no backing :)
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The writers of content are not the ones held responsible for the closed captioning of their transcripts. Don't you notice those message saying "Closed captioning by: ". If they wish to move a significant amount of their content, once it begins in earnest they would have to find a solution to not having standardized CC or face this exact issue.
It's just not in the realm of their focus until theres a significant portion releasing their creations via the internet. I'm not saying it makes your point incorrect that this makes internet solutions near useless for your situation, just that its a matter of what distribution maintains a "mainstream" status.
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You know, the writers could always go back to doing what writers did before the advent of movie studios, TV networks, and the like. There are these things called "Books" and "Plays" which are considerably easier and less costly to form into a finished product than movies and TV shows are.
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I have 5 out from the local library right now, and have that very book on hold -- they refused to give it to me when the computer told me it had arrived for me to pick up (4 times in a row, sheesh, one email was enough!) - but we'll see. (What's up with the "we won't give you your book yet" thing anyway? I've never had them conveniently tell me it was an "error" before).
The fact that I watch TV (and that the few shows I watch are all rerunning the same shit I've already seen) doesn't mean at all that I don't have other hobbies. I LOVE to read. Especially with a cold glass of chocolate milk at hand.
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Actually, the law REQUIRES that you have captions on your show. You can farm out the job or have someone else pay for it, but the law says that it has to be there. The mechanism to show them has had to be built into all TVs 13" or larger since 1991 (and smaller sets can have it if they want; Mom's kitchen TV at her house has a caption decoder that shows really, really small captions. I think it's cute).
The technology to do the same with digital films has been in existence for at least 5 years, and yet almost no one uses it even though captions were very very widespread even before their existence was mandated and before every TV had to include the function.
These people know that Internet distribution is never captioned, yet they are using it anyway. If you work in the TV industry you know how important captions are, and yet they're leaving us high and dry anyway. In other industries where the jobs in question didn't directly deal with TV every day, I could accept the fact that they might not know about the problem, but TV/movie studios? It's THEIR JOBS to know.
I meant it when I said that they need to be held responsible for this and directly asked what they have to say to the deaf/hard of hearing community. (in an interview reprinted online and shown on a captioned news broadcast, of course).
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There are always going to be holes in catering to those with disabilities. Someone's always going to be e.g. deaf and blind. For my part, various medical difficulties make it so I can't feasibly sit through a movie (though luckily those problems are getting corrected).
The good news is that voice recognition is improving every day, to the point that closed-captioning could be automated. Also, I wonder what the barriers are to crowdsourcing it? Let bored/low-wage people all over the world transcribe the dialogue, it can't be that hard, right?
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what's your point? that "internet fanfiction" is never going to be good enough as the work of "real writers"? it will be once writers start exploring the medium themselves, this guys are taking the first step.
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Good luck - I hope whatever they're doing works. Unfortunately my problem is dead nerve cells in my cochlea caused by prenatal rubella (not listening to an ipod too loud or anything) and is going to require stem cell therapy to fix and the research is still ongoing (I know; some of it is going on at the medical school where I work).
Unfortunately, I have no faith in crowdsourcing -- if you want it done in a timely fashion (the appeal of episodic TV is gone if you miss a show and can't see it before the next one runs. YOu've missed the story, you can't follow the plot. It has to be done on the spot.
Live captioning is still done using modified stenography machines. You still need a typist to do it. Voice recognition isn't god enough yet.
No, this has to be done at the source. Just like for TV and movies.
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There are MANY subtitle formats, and MANY container formats. As for "getting paid enough", you obviously haven't been following the story. It's not that they're not getting paid enough, it's that they're not getting paid fairly. This is an industry where individual actors can be paid millions of dollars, so there is absolutely no excuse to cut the writers out. But your credibility goes away when we remember that the writers are "whining" about not getting paid, and you're whining about not being entertained -- I wonder which is more important? But back to the issue at hand... I can put SRT, SSA, ASS, even VOBSUB, combined with pretty much any audio/video format (personal favorite is h.264 for video, and one of vorbis/aac/ac3 or even FLAC for audio), into a Matroska (MKV) file. Or, I can download any container format, even an AVI, if someone is willing to distribute subtitles with it -- I've currently been watching Battlestar Galactica in XVid and AC3 in an AVI container, and I hear well enough not to need subtitles, but it also came with Danish, English, Finnish, Norwegian, and Swedish subtiles, all in separate SRT files. There's also the stupid fansubs which embed subtitles in the video itself, but the reason I mention these other formats is, they allow subtitles to be easily distributed with every file. No one's going to bother to strip subtitles out of the mkv, which means that even if 99% of us don't turn them on, you'll be able to, no matter where you get the file from. So, if you're going to complain about a lack of closed-captioning, don't do it here on Slashdot. Take it to the projects which are planning to do this online distribution. Tell them about formats like Matroska, or at least SRT. But to pretend that the Internet is less "accessible" just because most people are lazy and only throw things on YouTube is a bit insulting to anyone who works on these formats.
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There are MANY subtitle formats, and MANY container formats.
As for "getting paid enough", you obviously haven't been following the story. It's not that they're not getting paid enough, it's that they're not getting paid fairly. This is an industry where individual actors can be paid millions of dollars, so there is absolutely no excuse to cut the writers out. But your credibility goes away when we remember that the writers are "whining" about not getting paid, and you're whining about not being entertained -- I wonder which is more important?
But back to the issue at hand... I can put SRT, SSA, ASS, even VOBSUB, combined with pretty much any audio/video format (personal favorite is h.264 for video, and one of vorbis/aac/ac3 or even FLAC for audio), into a Matroska (MKV) file. Or, I can download any container format, even an AVI, if someone is willing to distribute subtitles with it -- I've currently been watching Battlestar Galactica in XVid and AC3 in an AVI container, and I hear well enough not to need subtitles, but it also came with Danish, English, Finnish, Norwegian, and Swedish subtiles, all in separate SRT files.
There's also the stupid fansubs which embed subtitles in the video itself, but the reason I mention these other formats is, they allow subtitles to be easily distributed with every file. No one's going to bother to strip subtitles out of the mkv, which means that even if 99% of us don't turn them on, you'll be able to, no matter where you get the file from.
So, if you're going to complain about a lack of closed-captioning, don't do it here on Slashdot. Take it to the projects which are planning to do this online distribution. Tell them about formats like Matroska, or at least SRT. But to pretend that the Internet is less "accessible" just because most people are lazy and only throw things on YouTube is a bit insulting to anyone who works on these formats.
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You're going to be out of luck for a bit. Sorry. You're a fairly small, slightly more expensive segment of the market.
You (or rather the lobby groups representing you) are going to have to go through all the hassle of getting the same rights all over again.
I recently had a conversation about the writers' strike. My co-worker was completely oblivious. She had noticed that there seemed to be more re-runs on recently, but otherwise the TV programming seemed pretty normal. Makes me wonder if Joe Sixpack would ever notice if the broadcasters just played re-runs from now on. It'd certainly cut production costs ...
I still fail to see why this particular industry *needs* a union. The whole sense of entitlement astonishes me.
http://xkcd.com/360/ - insightful and funny as usual.
In 1996, Congress required video programming distributors (cable operators, broadcasters, satellite distributors, and other multi-channel video programming distributors) to close caption their television programs. In 1997, the FCC set a transition schedule requiring distributors to provide an increasing amount of captioned programming, as summarized below. If the FCC had put the onus on the CREATORS of the content from the start, then there would be a reason to expect them to have their changes follow suit when releasing content directly to the internet. The problem is the onus has been on the DISTRIBUTORS not the creators of the content to have them closed captions.
Source: http://ftp.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/closedcaption.html
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I've watched a fair share of CC, and even on non-live programs, I have to wonder if sometimes some dictation software was used then edited. I can hear and can tell when things are omitted, or off base. Sometimes *really* off base. Examples:
"Seeing my family is very important to me" was what was said.
"Seeing my family is very porn" was the CC.
"Miss Universe" was the audio, CCed as: "Miss Urine Verse"
Or it could have been a person who wanted to slip some humor in...
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
The end result is the same however and it's the creator's job to ensure that captions are put in. The distributor's job is just to get the finished product to the end customer. I think the actual implementation of the rule (and thank you for the link - I had forgotten that the rollover for 75% of captioning being required is next week) winds up being that distributors will refuse to air shows that don't have captioning, so that they can meet the requirement, so producers are forced to put the captions in if they want their programming to be seen by the public.
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Sadly, none of the American TV I download ever has subs/captions. I don't need them, but I can see how they would be useful. OTOH, there is a ton of Japanese stuff that naturally comes with English language subtitles when you download it. You may not be able to find something you like, but it is probably worth a look if you are bored and looking for some novel video content.
As far as support, I know ogg, mkv, and QuickTime movies all support test tracks. I don't think AVI does at all, except burned into the image, and I have no idea about WMV, so I wouldn't be surprised if Windows Media Player has pretty poor support. You'll probably never see 100% of Internet content with captions, but one of the good things about the Internet is the relative ease of interaction between creator and audience. Hopefully, you and others in your situation will be able to convince a large number of producers of the value of including text tracks. If nothing else, it'll expand the international appeal of content because it is a hell of a lot easier to translate something for yourself when you see it written down than when you are going, "I wonder what the hell that guy just said."
Maybe I have just got so cynical over the years.. but the first thing I thought of when I heard this was the book by Orwell, Animal Farm. The writers are going to BECOME what they hate. They now have the impetus to form their own distribution channels. They are not bypassing the Movie Studios. They are BECOMING the Movie Studios. If they do actually pull it off, maybe they will have better compensation packages for the writers in the long term. I am still reminded though, that power corrupts and that the *new* Movie Studios may start abusing some other principal in the long chain of people and companies getting such fine works to our collective eyeballs. I hope that is just my cynicism acting up. Maybe if the writers were compensated more they would come up with better programming.
Where do you live? I'd be curious to know if your location has any kind of requirement like we do to caption public TV. It's implemented such that you don't see it if you don't want to so it-s a win-win for everyone. I know that I once saw a Macgyver episode in Greece, open-subtitled in Greek, that I couldn't watch because I can't read Greek and I need captions ... very frustrating! The only reason I could follow the story at all was because I had seen the episode before.
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Dear AC,
You must be preferring this:
"Hey man. To you and all the other sour posters up there, you should see how they trash the scripts we try to deliver. But that's irrelevant from us making enough to pay the rent, you know? So, try to separate your unhappiness from my occupation".
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My gut feeling is that this whole thing will probably resolve fairly plainly, with the writers getting an incremental increase in pay and digital/web rights or whatever.
However, it is interesting to think of the "Unintended Consequences" angle... that this strike really forced writers and tech impresarios to get together in a way unlike before. Who knows the result?
Maybe this really will be the beginning of a significant snowball to switch over from the old "TV centric" way of watching to a "Net centric" way... which in turn might be yet another thing helping push for fatter pipes, denser screen resolutions, faster processing, etc.
That reminds me of the quote by 1899 patent commissioner Charles H. Duell "everything that can be invented has been invented." Just because something could be a viable business model doesn't mean it already is. Plus, there's never been a better time for Web based programming: the major networks have lost their writers and have been reduced to showing reruns. Now is the perfect time to compete with them.
Historically, this has never been a good business model. Historically it has made more sense for the writers to work directly for the networks. Only very recently has bandwidth gotten cheap enough for the web to be a viable distribution outlet for video, so it's the first time in history that the studios can exist without the networks.
The writers contracts have expired, and they're refusing to renew until they get a better deal. It's the networks' own faults that the contracts expired mid-season, and you can't force someone to sign a contract if they're willing not to work for you. If the networks' lawyers could prevent the writers from quitting or going to do something else, they'd have done it by now.
I find it hard to believe that, given the right software, a fan of a tv show (or even someone just fluent in the language) couldn't transcribe it. Also, I find it hard to believe they would require more than $30 per hour of programming. Why must they be transcribing in coordination with the production crew? I don't see any errors that would result, assuming they have e.g. character names.
$30/hour of transcription (hour is more like 42 minutes) is above the wage typically awarded on mturk, but a drop in the bucket in terms of a typical show's budget. Probably a fraction of a drop. My guess is it has more to do with the possibility of them pirating it (even though it's already easy to pirate...)
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yeah the end result IS the same.
/. the USA doesn't legislate to the ENTIRE world yet. Although i see this as a good thing in general, it does also mean that the good ideas aren't universal either.
keep this in mind too though, the internet is global, and as we've mentioned repeatedly on
Plus there could be lobbyists. One thing the industry might fear would be an inversion of the current process where many copyrighted internet broadcasts are only available to American subnets, but not to the wider world. If captioning internet broadcast was legislated, they would have to be able to enforce having non-captioned material on foreign servers from playing to American IPs. Which would be seen as censorship, because technically it would be.
man, humanity makes my head hurt.
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And here I was buying things on DVD and over the Internet, because the MPAA told me I was otherwise stealing from the writers and such.
I am confused now.
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It's my understanding that these writers are on staff, earning regular salaries. How are they in principal different from professional software developers working for Silicon Valley companies? If their pay is miserably low, sure, striking for better pay is reasonable, but why should they get paid residuals every time the product of their work brings in income for their employers?
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You would think, indeed, but I haven't heard of it having been done. Please do let me know if such a thing exists!
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Not if the law said that it only applied to American-produced or distributed content meant for American audiences. And don't the networks block non-US addresses from viewing shows already? (I've never looked at their services but I remember reading about such blocks).
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thats exactly what i mean, except it'd be the inverse. That'd work fine as legislation, how would they keep all the content for non-american audiences that is just as accessible on a foreign server from being as prevalent as it now. I don't have anything to back this up as its just conjecture, but i think in terms of internet content that would make for a drop in the bucket.
out of curiousity, do you happen to know if video content purchased through itunes carries closed captioning data by default?
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I haven't tried to buy anything from the itunes store, but I've been meaning to try a preview to see if the previews have it. If you try it, do let us know.
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Diggity.
I'm actually rather curious now as to whether this is already the case in some respects heh.
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Well, except for the vulgarities.
I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the "The writers have legitimate grievances, which the production companies should address, but they should probably hire scabs to replace most of the writers, anyway." camp.
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Naw I don't think such is evidence that you have gotten cynical, not at all. I think you have simply managed to absorb, retain and apply some important ideals presented by a truly great writer. The observation you make most certainly applies here. If I would have had mod points you would have gotten some. Since I don't have any my mind started playing with you observation and I expounded upon it somewhat, just for fun of course. :)
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Ahh but alas some writers will surely end being more equal than others. I am sure there are many among this lot who do not yet know they are greedy pigs but will find it out when the time comes. The less equal will strike in revolt and the whole process starts again. Then there will be new heroes, new villains and of course new sacrifices from the less equal among them.
Meanwhile in the pretense of setting things right the political equivalents of two fat little men agree to have a battle, but never have one. Ask not though for whom the laws of copyright, first sale or fair use applies, as it applies everyone yet to no one at all. How can that be you ask, how can the law apply to things in two different ways? The question is, which is to be master of the law, that's all. They've a temper, some of them, particularly them ideals, they're the proudest of all, pragmatisms we can deal with, but not ideals. However we manage the whole lot with simple impenetrability, that's what we say!
And so it goes....
Now I ask you how many of my favorite dead authors fix their dark gaze upon my soul tonight for this sin worse than simple plagiarism? For extra points who are they, for even more credit what characters words did I so hideously paraphrase in some cases.
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Ok, I'm going to play the opposite side here...
First of all, an increase of costs (writers fees) will do either one or both of the following: increase prices of content and decrease the budget of other areas of production. You can damn well guarantee that even if the Studios and the writers do make a deal, that extra money is definitely not coming out of the Studios' pockets.
Second, the average writer in the WGA makes about US$200,000 (I don't have a link to back it up, though I heard this figure from a big expose on the WGA). These striking writers are forcing many crew (cameramen, makeup artists, set construction, actors, assistant, etc) out of work. None of these other crew get royalties, and the writers are striking to get *more* royalties. Sure you can say that without writers, you won't get a show. But without everyone else you won't get a show either, it's all a big chain. These writers are acting selfishly by essentially screwing over everyone else that relies on week to week paychecks. Do the writers actually think that the crew they work with are in support of their strike? The crew will get nothing out of it but late fees on their bills.
Third, all unions eventually turn into a self serving, bloated, top heavy organisations, much like...movie studios! The unions want their members to strike, to show their members that the union is important. While the writers are not working and not getting paid, you can be damn sure those union bosses are sitting pretty on union fees, maintaining their extravagant lifestyle.
Fourth, relating to my first point, I work in the VFX industry. If the writing part of the budget increases, this may reduce the amount of budget that gets allocated to the work I do, creating less work for lot's of people, and I certainly don't live on US$200,000 a year.
So remember, if the writers get their deal, you *will* pay more. Sure people should get recompensed for what they produce, but keep in mind the negative effects this strike is causing. I certainly do not support this strike, because it's seeing my work pool dry up.
I really don't see what the fuss is about, The Internet and the World Wide Web has obviously changed distribution channels significantly. Many TV shows are now distributed at web sites within hours of their broadcast, legally.
There is no particular reason to believe that distribution function requires special entertainment skills anymore, and thus is highly devalued in terms of what portion of the revenue stream the distribution companies are entitled to.
This means that the production side of the business has a larger revenue stream which enables some new business models. One can easily envision a community based approach to studios, which is something like this:
Take a standard FOSS product like Drupal, and use one of the many "prediction market" modules (it seems like every college student writes one as a class project) to set up a site for a proposed movie and solicit internet "stock" to pay for creating it. In other words, the public "prevotes" the popularity of the movie. If the site doesn't raise enough capital to finance the movie, well, it probably woudl not have done well at the Box Office anyhow. For those traditional entertainment investors who like more risk, they could easily purchase more stock in a movie they think would exceed expectations.
If enough money is raised, the movie is produced, and everyone who bought the stock gets signon to see the movie at the site (Again, you could do this with Drupal modules. I have always wanted to do an Asset Management module for Internet multimedia distribution). Anyone ELSE who wants the movie has to buy access at the site to see it, and the money generated is distributed to the stock holders. Add in shares of the revenue stream from merchandise and advertising, and you have the potential of a VERY viable business model where studios are no longer necessary. DRM is minimal, and, in case, since potential pirates are also shareholders, why would they hurt their own revenue streams? ANyone still pirating at that price point would never have contributed to the revenue stream anyhow.
This really isn't very different from how movies are produced now, especially indies. The only real difference is that the risk of a badly performing movie is minimized, since the stock now has activist shareholders who are also the consumer market for the end product. Nothing gets green lighted unless the markets has already been precommited. The other difference is that, since the risk is minimized, the risk premium is also, and more value is returned to the small investors and the production staff.
I mean, how many Joss Whedon fans out there would not commit to say, $5 to finance another Firefly movie, especially if it guaranteed them free access to it when it came out? (Not that that would be a good thing, Firefly was his worst effort, in my opinion. I am waiting for Joss to remake "I Dream of Jeannie" as a BTVS prequel. Now THAT would be a movie I would invest in, if just to see how Joss pulled it off.)
There is plenty of great writers out there, the ones behind "Chuck" and "Joan of Arcadia" come to mind. There are a lot of people who would feel more comfortable investing in that then in some stock just because a CNBC elf promoted it.
And it is not just writers. You can use this method to securitize any large community base. One can easily see, say, popular right or left wing website s easily producing movies to fit their readership's interests. I mean, Fox News has a whole business model based on just that, and they do not even have good production values (or any kind of values, for that matter of fact).
We know that you can tap some real money from the internet, look at the US presidential campaign candidate funding, for example. And, judging by the voter turnout, a lot less people care about who is the next president than about the next Salma Hayek or Will Smith movie.
You know... when you get right down to it, maybe this strike isn't so bad. For a lot of us, we're finally being driven to use the "off" button on our tv remotes and start looking at other aspects of our lives that have long since become neglected. Whether it's socializing, exercising or picking up on our old hobbies, it's all a damned site better than the mindless drek we've been staring at aimlessly all these years.
It's almost like waking up after a night of binge drinking, only to find that your one-night-stand isn't nearly as attractive as they were when you were still drunk off your ass.
So yeah... maybe it's for the best once you realize that not everyone *needs* to love Raymond, have friends or be a family guy. Perhaps, maybe we just need to be ourselves within the scope of our real lives instead.
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Yes, I've found myself averaging more hours of computer games per day than I have since my college days.
I'm in America, which does require captioning for broadcast. I don't personally need captions except for foreign programming. I just think it would be beneficial to world harmony and awesomeness if captions were included as a matter of course in the stuff I download. All the TV I watch is generally from downloaded pirate sources, rather than broadcast.
I'm honest, and don't download shows (aside from the captioning problem), but I agree, since solving your problem would solve mine.
Sorry -- thought you were in Europe or something. I'm also in the US.
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