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The Age of the Airship Returns?

Popular in Victorian and Steampunk fantasies, airships and zeppelins evoke a certain elegance that most modern travelers don't associate with the airplane. Some companies are capitalizing on that idea, and a need to move cargo by air in an era of ever-increasing fuel costs, to re-re-introduce commercial zeppelins. Popular Mechanics notes four notable airship designs, all with specific design purposes. One craft in particular, the Aeroscraft ML866, is being funded by the US government's DARPA group. It looks to combine the best elements of the helicopter and the zeppelin. "The Aeroscraft ML866's potentially revolutionary Control of Static Heaviness system compresses and decompresses helium in the 210-ft.-long envelope, changing this proposed sky yacht's buoyancy during takeoff and landings, Aeros says. It hopes to end the program with a test flight demonstrating the system. "

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  1. Anti-gravity tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So does this mean that the DoD isn't developing anti-gravity technology in Area 51? Or does it just mean that DARPA isn't privy to that knowledge?

    1. Re:Anti-gravity tech by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the Stargate program has control of that. Go talk to Captain Carter and see if she can give you a few pointers.

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    2. Re:Anti-gravity tech by MisterLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Just get the Floater Stone!!!
      It's in the ice cave just west of Crescent Lake. (But first, you'll need the Canoe from Lukahn.)
      *ducks*

      But seriously, wasn't it almost exactly 100 years ago that humanity learned an important lesson about mixing helium and airships?

      Doesn't helium have the unfortunate property of being, oh I don't know... extremely flammable?

    3. Re:Anti-gravity tech by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Funny

      you are thinking of hydrogen. thinking?
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    4. Re:Anti-gravity tech by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can make it from hydrogen. It's a bit tricky, though.

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    5. Re:Anti-gravity tech by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear the sun's been doing it for years. Maybe we should ask it for advice.

    6. Re:Anti-gravity tech by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

      But seriously, wasn't it almost exactly 100 years ago that humanity learned an important lesson about mixing helium and airships?

      Doesn't helium have the unfortunate property of being, oh I don't know... extremely flammable?


      Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the American public-school education.

      I noticed his handle is "MisterLawyer", which ought to explain the ignorance. He's probably been hitting his head on the ass end of too many ambulances.

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    7. Re:Anti-gravity tech by BrentH · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think we need to forgive MisterLawyer. He is after all not trained to think, but to see possible opening for a liability case.

    8. Re:Anti-gravity tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Doesn't helium have the unfortunate property of being, oh I don't know... extremely stable and boring?

      There fixed it for ya.

    9. Re:Anti-gravity tech by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Christ, you people are as bad as the average Trekkie.

      Besides I was just watching some Stargate reruns and got a little confused.

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  2. Sky Captain calling by Travoltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    he wants his world of tomorrow back.

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    1. Re:Sky Captain calling by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1, Funny

      He can have his World of Tomorrow, and I can have Gwyneth Paltrow!

  3. Idea full of hot air by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    (sorry, had to be said)

  4. Re:Oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, we are now falling long love with airships.

  5. best elements of the helicopter and the zeppelin by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, whirling rotary blades combined with When The Levee Breaks?

    Cool.

  6. Re:best elements of the helicopter and the zeppeli by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    = Hindendicer: explodes and chops all in one step

  7. Re:Oh great by Fallingcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    But since love is irrational, then only a float is going to be at all useful.

  8. Re:Hydrogen--Big Cube of Vacuum by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's certainly much easier to get hydrogen than helium.

    And it lifts better too!

    Of course vacuum would provide the best lift of all in the atmosphere. So why is it that my beautiful 21" crt monitor, which is little more than a big cube of vacuum, is so damn heavy?

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  9. Re:obligatory python reference by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Funny

    That means it's not too long 'till the Golden Age of Colonic Irrigation!

              Brett

  10. Propper modding technique by EGenius007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't all comments referring to the Hindenburg be modded "Flaimbait"?

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  11. Re:Hydrogen--Big Cube of Vacuum by Faylone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think how crushingly heavy it would be if you broke the vacuum!

  12. Re:Blimps compete with trucks and trains - badly by scourfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blimps don't need to make economic sense because they are fun. Also, if we don't have zeppelins, then how am I supposed to fulfill my dream of throwing somebody off of one and then saying "No ticket"?

  13. Re:Oh great by BlockedThreads · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only love were rational then a float would be useful. But love, being irrational, is greater than all things - even long doubles.

  14. Re:Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if the Hydrogen can be mixed with some other chemical to minimize it's flammability in airship application. It sure can, mixing it with oxygen to creates Dihydrogen monoxide, which is much less flammable than pure hydrogen.

    hth,

    r0k
  15. Re:Helium please :) by sentientbrendan · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>The Hindenburg disaster wasn't that bad. It only killed a few dozen people.
    >Was the second sentence meant to support the first? Because I don't really think it does.

    I think he's saying that the Hindenburg disaster didn't lead to a scarcity in the supply of people. The person supply being as plentiful as it is, we shouldn't be so afraid of spending it once in a while.

  16. Re:Hydrogen--Big Cube of Vacuum by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Funny
    ***So why is it that my beautiful 21" crt monitor, which is little more than a big cube of vacuum, is so damn heavy?***

    Because it is too small to have much lift. Depending on how it was built, you might need weights to keep a 21 meter monitor from drifting off.

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