Hints at the Future of the Xbox 360 Emerge
CES has brought out quite a bit of news, for subjects across the tech industry. The future of the Xbox 360 seems to a subject Microsoft can't talk enough about. Gates' keynote touched on new media partnerships for Live Marketplace, like the collaboration with Disney/ABC. A post-keynote email to several games writers noted that 2008 will be the company's year to capitalize on strong hardware and software sales from the holiday season, and that several as-yet-unannounced exclusive 360 titles are in the works. Fans of the platform might still have some anxiety this year; a rumour on the 1up site indicates Microsoft is already working on a game for the next-next-gen console to bear the Xbox name.
Gates plans to market the XBox 360 as an alternative to the OLPC. While the price is not $188 yet, his CEO voodoo math has predicted that by 2010 it will be $188. It will have two straps added to it so that it can be worn like a backpack and come with heads-up display helmets which he bought at reduced cost from Lucas after all of his scenes with clones in Star Wars. Freakish looking shock troopers will poor forth from 3rd world countries and create waves of ultra intelligent Xbox live users chanting for more NASCAR and looking to 'kick some ass.'
No longer concerned with rice and potable water, they will demand badges and strive to be atop a point ranking system. Several dictators will realize that equipping the outfits with actual weapons and removing the heads up helmets make them perfect mindless warriors with twitch movements that would put Ali to shame.
All hippie wii players will be destroyed in the great cleansing while PS3 players will live it out safely, unknowingly in their basements.
After that, the XBox 360 will be useless. Used and marketed in more ways than a Singapore whore, the XBox 360 will shave its head in a desperate cry for attention. Then it will start dropping babies all over the place and release an album with the title track ripping into Gates.
The XBox 360 will then spend the rest of eternity in the old consoles home with the NeoGeo, TurboGrafix 16 and Jaguar 32 playing pong and solitaire. Visiting hours will be from noon to 5pm Monday-Friday.
My work here is dung.
Please tell me we aren't going to start using the term "next-next-gen".
Can't we just start calling the current consoles "current gen"?
Microsoft is going to try to continue to market the xbox 360? And write games for it? As well as collaborate with other companies to enhance it's live features?
This is truly remarkable news.
Next gen is the current gen once it arrives. At that moment the current gen becomes "last gen". Your PS2 is one such "last gen" console.
Saying that the current gen remains so until it dies is the EXACT same as saying people born in the 1940s are the "current generation" just because they are still alive!
Not to start a flame war, but will this console orgy mean the end of PC gaming? And how will DRM be integrated into the whole mess? HD gaming disabled because you dared buy a new tv? I seem to remember a recent slashdot story about that...
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"Microsoft is already working on a game for the next-next-gen console to bear the Xbox name."
Sounds neat. The real question is, will they be controlling it with one of these?
"If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell, 1984
The 360 would benefit a bit from filling in gaps that other consoles currently do. Sure, it can't release a "Wii Sports" kind of title but there are certain genres in which it's quite weak and doesn't have to be.
One is fighting games. These are really popular despite not really having "progressed" much in something like a decade (even more for some subgenres). Don't give fans a sub-par Guilty Gear and a Dead or Alive and leave it at that. Give folks a *solid* 2D fighter. A Smash Bros competitor couldn't hurt, either, since as fantastic as that series is, it's all too easy to improve on.
Another is JRPGs. Even Americans play these, believe it or not (duh, PS2 RPGs sell brilliantly here after all), and you don't need to be a Japanese developer to whip these up. You just need good art direction and the rest will fall into place assuming the combat system isn't a total disaster. One shoddy attempt with Dragonball Z character design doesn't cut it.
Thirdly, where are the platformers? We got Kameo early on, but that's it! I know Rare can't be bothered to make many games anymore, but there are certainly other developers that can be asked to do the job.
The way things are now are good enough for the 360, but I would rather see less of a total saturation of shooters and rubbish racing games and a bit more diversity in the upcoming game lineup.
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"Fans of the platform might still have some anxiety this year; a rumour on the 1up site indicates Microsoft is already working on a game for the next-next-gen console to bear the Xbox name." You do know it takes years to develop new hardware right? They don't just produce it overnight. Of course MS as well as Sony and Nintendo are working on their next generation of consoles. It would be stupid of them not to be. Didn't Sony mention working on the PS4 before the PS3 was even released?
So if there is going to be one, and you want to win it, you better start thinking about games that will help you win it now.
Sounds simple enough.
So while Xbox Live and Zune Marketplace are not working, they promise to put more stuff on it. I'm sure that will work.
Despite all of the bad things I have heard about the 360's quality, my PS3's blu ray drive broke.
It is going to be fixed under warranty.
At least I haven't heard of things going back to Sony 2, 3 or 4 times like I have heard of it happening with Microsoft. When that crap happens it tells me that they know they have a problem and know that they don't have a solution other than to replace it and cross their fingers.
Hopefully when I get my PS3 back it won't have to go back again.
Also, all of this talk about Blu-Ray winning out makes me a little happy even though I only own the 5 free movies I got when I bought the thing. I'll still wait for a clear winner.
Morons might have some anxiety over this. High profile games take years to develop, particularly when they're trying to meet a tentative launch date of a console that doesn't even have firm hardware specs in place.
The original Xbox was cut short because 1) it was a money losing platform for Microsoft and 2) because Microsoft saw launching before the PS3 as crucial to their success. While Microsoft is still having trouble making the 360 profitable, it's doing significantly better than the original Xbox was. As for #2, Microsoft is in no hurry to beat out the other two machines, which are only a year old right now and probably won't be replaced for at least another 4 years, at which point the 360 would be 6 years old.
You can practically guarantee that the 360 has, at the very least, 3 more years of life before Microsoft decides to replace it.
Frankly I don't care much about the future of the Xbox, I care about the present. I have some Xmas money burning a hole in my pocket that I _want_ to use to buy an Xbox. But my friends who bought one for Xmas are having to ship it back to MS for repairs already. I've heard other spotty reports of continued overheating problems and what not. Damn. Fix it for god's sake! I don't know if I'm willing to pay for that kind of headache. Seriously, a year of these problems... enough is enough.
Why am I modded off topic for commenting on something I quoted from the topic? That's about as on topic as you can be I would think. Retarded mods...
Sony, sure. But Nintendo has far less of an incentive to produce a new console. The Wii is profitable, tremendously popular, and its limitations don't seem to bother the market that much even with the other consoles available.