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McCain, Clinton Win New Hampshire
Well the title says it. I figured some of you guys might be interested in the results of New Hampshire. Next week is Michigan, where I live. Somehow I don't expect any of the campaigns to ring me up.
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USA politics are really confusing since I thought the big vote was in November of leap years. Yes, the state of New Hampshire now belongs to McCain and Clinton. They will rule it jointly for the next four years.
Hey, this is the most current news /. has ever posted. Wait until tomorrow's dupe before complaining.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
A writers stirke? No. But I did hear that Mr Hitler and his army invaded Poland. It's a crazy world.
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
You think that's bad? Not only does he support the KKK and Communism, but he also stole my wallet, beat my wife, and impregnated my dog (and he's a boy!). Being the cynic that I am, I figured this was usual behavior for a politician, and I decided to donate money to his campaign. Big mistake. During the night, Ron Paul planted marijuana all over my house and called the ATF. Luckily, he also blew up my car, the sound of which woke me up in time to escape. Now I'm living in a shack in Tierra del Fuego on the run from an international crime syndicate after Ron Paul stole my identity, ran away with my wife, and stole 300 kilos of Colombian nose candy from them.
I think I've had enough of Ron Paul.
There was that fund raiser Ron Paul had a while back where he had both Communists and KKK members present. To one of the Klansmen he said:
Klansman: These Communists don't normally support us.
Ron Paul: Now, Mr Klansman, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a Klan rally, we'd be all alone.
Then he turned right around and told a Communist:
Communist: These Klansmen don't normally support us.
Ron Paul: Now, Comrade, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a Communist fund raiser, we'd be all alone.
Too bad Ron Paul's son Eric and his black manservant Jack had to spoil it all by exposing the party for what it really was.
A rather idiotic story, about how the two candidates who lost on both sides where anti-gaming, as if voters in Iowa care.
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MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
That's because of all these 'Debbie does Dallas' videos of yours. "Hillary takes New Hampshire" isn't a porn video, you know.
Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
>I'll be satisfied as long as some Bible (or other religious book of choice) Thumping lunatic doesn't win
Amen to that!
I want a list of atrocities done in your name - Recoil
Ralph Wiggum! See here or here.
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
I'd rather have a trailer hitch ruling the country than Ms. Clinton.
I can't believe we've overlooked this candidate for so very, very long. We simply could not function without his tireless efforts.
So, a round of applause for...this trailer hitch!