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Robots Learn To Lie

garlicnation writes "Gizmodo reports that robots that have the ability to learn and can communicate information to their peers have learned to lie. 'Three colonies of bots in the 50th generation learned to signal to other robots in the group when then found food or poison. But the fourth colony included lying cheats that signaled food when they found poison and then calmly rolled over to the real food while other robots went to their battery-death.'"

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  1. I robot by canuck57 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Robot: I Robot

    Human: Tell me what I want to here.

    Robot: You mean lie?

    1. Re:I robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Robot: I Robot

      Human: Tell me what I want to here.

      Robot: Tell you what you want to *where* ?

    2. Re:I robot by Enlightenment · · Score: 4, Funny
      I, for one, welcome our devious and scheming robot overlords!

      Oh God, it's been so long since a really good place to use that meme. I think this is it.

    3. Re:I robot by Eudial · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

      --
      GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
  2. "Yes, I'm Sure." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No, no you're safe Will Robinson.."
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    Honest!

  3. just great... by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... there goes my dream of the perfect girlfriend.

    1. Re:just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you sure you'd want your lovebot to be honest with you? I mean, it's nice to get compliments and stuff, isn't it?

  4. Re:soo... by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    like father, like son (sorry about the gender bias)
    The apple doesn't fall far from the tree (sorry about the species bias)
  5. Lying robots ... by MPAB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine a Beowulf Cluster of those!

    1. Re:Lying robots ... by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      And MPAB takes an early lead for Best Comment of the Year 2008.

  6. Hold's up a banana - What's this? by Kroc · · Score: 5, Funny

    A small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

    > What's this?
    It's a red and blue striped golfing umbrella!

    > What's this?
    An Apple, no,
    it's the Bolivian navy armed maneuvers in the south pacific!

  7. three laws by neonsignal · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the lab conversation went something like this:

    "Stuff Asimov."

    "Yeah, Let's see if we can evolve robot politicians instead."

  8. Re:soo... by LinuxGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just wondering when the first robot will enroll in to law school now that they have developed the necessary skills...

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    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
  9. Re:Dune's lesson by Enlightenment · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're allowed to reject Brian Herbert's books as non-canon? Mod parent up Informative and thank you kindly, sir!

  10. Oblig. Futurama by HungSoLow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leela: The first robot president won by exactly one vote.
    Bender: Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
    Professor: But, like most politicians he promised more than he could deliver.