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Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome

hackingbear writes "Wired is reporting that researchers have created the longest synthetic genome to date by threading together four long strands of DNA. 'Leading synthetic biologists said with the new work, published Thursday in the journal Science, the first synthetic life could be just months away — if it hasn't been created already. [...] The ability to synthesize longer DNA strands for less money parallels the history of genetic sequencing, where the price of sequencing a human genome has dropped from hundreds of millions of dollars to about $10,000. Just a few years ago, synthesizing a piece of DNA with 5,000 rungs in its helix, known as base-pairs, was impossible. Venter's new synthetic genome is 582,000 base-pairs.' As a programmer, I'm most excited by the possibility of a new platform and the programming jobs that will be created by it."

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  1. But, but... by Wylfing · · Score: 4, Funny

    But Jesus, and the Bible!

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    Our intelligent designer has never created an animal that we couldn't improve by strapping a bomb to it.
    1. Re:But, but... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Funny

      But Jesus, and the Bible! Yes, don't worry...
      We'll be able to genetically replicate those soon too
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      Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
  2. Re:Thanks for the SuperFlu, Craig! by Fallingcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd be more worried about the tech becoming common enough and easy enough to use that anyone with $100,000 and some spare time can make a super-virus, or a bacterium that is extremely hardy and destroys wheat or rice crops, or any number of other nasty things.

  3. whatcouldpossiblygowrong? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    "As a programmer, I'm most excited by the possibility of a new platform and the programming jobs that will be created by it."
    As a programmer, when I think of the quality of the HTML on most websites, and then read the above sentence, I throw up in my mouth a little.
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    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
  4. Re:Thanks for the SuperFlu, Craig! by KublaiKhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If 'grey goo' could happen from nanotech or biotech, then bacteria would have done it already.

    So far, all that's happened is some assorted earthtone sludge.

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    In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure dome decree
  5. Ewww! by monkeyboythom · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a programmer, I'm most excited by the possibility of a new platform and the programming jobs that will be created by it.

    As a regular guy, I am NOT excited by the thought of thousands of fat, greasy programmers drooling over a test tube and a well worn copy of "Weird Science."

    As my friend Han was so fond of saying, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

    1. Re:Ewww! by beav007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...designing a woman that doesn't vocal cords!
      I think you a word there...
  6. Re:Wonderful by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez. The LAST thing society needs is a bunch of synthesized clones running around with hacked up spaghetti code for genes. Yes, Comment your genes for god sake!!!
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    Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
  7. Re:Impossible? by esampson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have my own theory; so many things in this world annoy me that they couldn't have happened by random chance. Instead they are proof of some supreme cosmic being who shaped the world just to piss me off.

    I call my theory Belligerent Design. (with all credit to Lore Sjoberg for that joke).

  8. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you by Goldarn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I think somebody, anyone, not just supreme cosmic beings, is trying to piss me off, I think: am I really that important? I used to wonder about this. Then I realized that, since the cosmic beings/universe/whatever are trying to piss my off, then I am, ipso facto, that important. It did wonders for my self-esteem.

    Still, I can't help but wonder... is the entire universe against me? Or just the part where light has reached since my birth? Don't laugh; it's an important question.
  9. It's called transubstantiation. by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You need a genetic sample [of Christ]

    Acquire a Catholic who has just taken communion and induce him to vomit, thereby producing a viable sample of body and blood.

    Who says science and faith aren't compatible?

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    Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.