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Google's Addiction to Cheap Electricity

Googling Yourself writes "Harpers magazine has published a blueprint of Google's new data center at The Dalles, Oregon where they will be tapping into some of the cheapest electricity in North America. Although the plans show three 68,680-square-foot storage buildings, only two of the buildings have been constructed so far. Based on a projected industry standard of 500 watts per square foot, the Dalles plant can be expected to use 103 megawatts of electricity. Google's server farm represents a new phase in the transformation of the Columbia River over the past half-century. Across the street from the Google data center is an example the last generation of high energy consumers; Microsoft, Yahoo, and Ask.com are also planning data centers on the Columbia River."

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  1. Wind power? by Shuntros · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't they build it in DC? The amount of political hot-air around these days would surely be sufficient to power a substantial wind farm.

    1. Re:Wind power? by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was proposed 42 years ago. It is still under review.

    2. Re:Wind power? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Very true. However, their is a fair amount of Bullshit evenly mixed through out the hot air. It would not be financially feasible to separate the two. Apparently there are things even lawyers won't do.

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      Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
    3. Re:Wind power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not that they won't, it's just that lawyers and cost effectiveness just cant seem to get along.

    4. Re:Wind power? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and the advent of Global Warming Hysteria hasn't helped matters.
      The sad truth that much of the exhaust labeled "hot air" was, in fact, methane, from flatus of the bull.
      If word gets out, people might realize that real-world cowpies have more intrinsic value
      than the Congressional variety.
      Please allow Congress the dignity "hot air".

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    5. Re:Wind power? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I don't think we need to take responsibility for the body chemistry of the likes of
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_J._Kennedy
      However, the sage wisdom of Red Green does come to mind.
      "Spare the duct tape, spoil the job"
      http://www.redgreen.com/index.cfm?app=cart&a=view_episodes&seasonID=10

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      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  2. For Profit Company is Cost Conscious by Protonk · · Score: 4, Funny

    News at 11.

    1. Re:For Profit Company is Cost Conscious by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're not talking about COOKING that which you hunted and gathered, are you ? Cooking requires a fire, and fires cause pollution. No, you must eat everything raw.

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      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  3. Re:Connection... by mrxak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick, submit a new story to /., "Google uses lots of internet bandwidth".

  4. Re:I thought they were going green? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sun goes down at night (you need to get out more), and the wind stops. Water, on the other hand, doesn't stop falling.

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  5. Google's new slogan: by LM741N · · Score: 5, Funny

    Download a file, kill a salmon.

  6. Re:Power and Cooling - the top DataCenter expenses by VagaStorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    dude, google is kind of an around the clock operation :p

  7. Re:As an Oregonian... by gitargr8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As far as I can tell, you didn't make any of them up ;)

  8. Re:Saskatchewan by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be offset by the cost of having to learn a new language, new customs, etc. I mean, what's the exchange rate between a hockey goal and a touchdown nowadays? When do you append "eh" to the end of a sentence? How, exactly, are you supposed to say "schedule"? These are all serious barriers to companies relocating to Canada.

  9. Re:As an Oregonian... by LM741N · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was in a state office and blurted out "Oregon has much natural beauty, but as a state it sucks." I thought I committed a faux pas, but everyone started laughing.

    Its true. We have a do nothing photo op governor who is a democrat, both houses of legislature are controlled by democrats, and nothing gets done despite all of that. We are the laughing stock of states in the union.

    (oh, I forgot- "save the children," "pedophile related," and "meth laws" always pass) but thats the same anywhere

  10. Re:As an Oregonian... by mxs · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if you're thinking of moving to Oregon, remember: It rains here ALL THE TIME. So let's recap. You are on slashdot, home of the nerds. The nerds who sometimes need an excuse not to go out. Rain is a perfect excuse. It raining all the time makes it a perpetual excuse. That's one crowd you'll attract.

    There's hippies everywhere. Perfect ! Police are going to be busy busting people for pot possession, thus way too busy to bow to the MAFIAAs each and every demand. Therefore you just attracted all the pirates of the interwebs. Well, ok, many of them are potheads, but not to worry -- many hippies means a steady supply of pot. You just got yourself another crowd ready to move to Oregon.

    Nearly half the women in Portland are lesbians too! This is what nerds and pirates consider entertainment. (ding, ding, more incentive !) Also, seeing as how half the women in Portland are eligible, you just attracted a drove of lesbians looking for partners. Maybe they'll even "convert" some. Yippeeh ! More entertainment !

    Actually, I didn't make that last line up. :( No, you just grabbed it out of your ... err ... well. Sure, there is a higher concentration (particularly in Portland), but honestly, half ? To quote Mr. Cosby : Riiiiiight.

    *sigh* Ever our governor once said "Oregon: a nice place to visit, but please don't stay." Tourists = $$$.
  11. Re:I thought they were going green? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2, Funny

    You, too, need to get outside more. Sometimes water falls from the sky (that's the blue dome overhead) and gets everything wet. It doesn't just fall in your glass. It falls on EVERYTHING and gets it all wet. Not like in Return to Castle Wolfenstein where the rain falls and falls and nothing gets wet.

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  12. Re:As an Oregonian... by mysticgoat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nearly half the women in Portland are lesbians too!
    Actually, I didn't make that last line up. :(

    Actually, Portland is also home to one of the largest populations of persons who are in the process of altering their gender. At Saturday Market, First Thursday in the Pearl or Last Thursday on Alberta Street, or any afternoon on NW 23rd Avenue or SE Hawthorn, you can count several representatives of more than half a dozen distinctly different genders in fifteen minutes.

    Oregon has places that everyone should visit. Such as Seaside (ask about the exploding whale). The Falls at Oregon City (stay upwind of the paper factory). The Interstate Highways through Portland and Eugene are always good for hours of radio entertainment during the weekday commuting times. So do bring your tourist dollars. But you will want to leave before the rains set in, because it takes years to learn how to manage your personal crop of bodily mildew, and that learning experience is not pleasant for the student or anyone in proximity with a working nose.

  13. Re:Power and Cooling - the top DataCenter expenses by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dude, google is kind of an international operation :P

    As the song says ...

    A host is a host from coast to coast

    But no one will talk to a host that's close

    Unless of course the host that's close is busy, hung, or dead.