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NASA Plans Lunar Mobile Phone Network

If NASA and the British National Space Centre succeed in their 'MoonLite mission' you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." They plan on building a satellite system/phone network that would provide full four-bar signal coverage for colonists living in the base NASA wants to build at the south pole of the moon after 2020.

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  1. Telecoms reap millions by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Funny

    A couple of hundred thousand miles away is a lot of roaming.

  2. Figures... by framauro13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. The Moon will have better coverage than my current Sprint plan. I bet their data plan will be cheaper too.

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    1. Re:Figures... by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sprint isn't that bad.. I mean, I use it for everything I do online and I've ne#^%^#$&$^#&^$ NO CARRIER

  3. In space by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    noone can hear you now!

  4. 4 bars? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's only going to be four bars to provide coverage on the moon?

    It had better be a small colony, then. Or they'd better be really big bars, hopefully without annoyingly trendy kitsch, and hopefully with some really good whiskey.

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  5. Re:What are the data rates by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tell me the 60 min of "talk time" doesn't include the wasted time spent waiting for the message to reach the moon, get a response and head back.

    I could see it as something of a quarky attraction "talk to the moon: call 2-XXX...) to help fund research. But really what colonist is going to want to be in the middle of digging up dirt only to stop and answer a phone with some silly questions like "what's the weather like up there?"

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  6. Re:lag time by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "would there be an audible lag time for calls like this?"

    Nope, the article says any lag time would fall either below 20 or above 20,000 Hz. If you were trying to talk to fido, he might notice a delay, however.

  7. Can you hear me now? by Cheza · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great, I'll be able to place a call on the moon but I still can't place one in my house.

  8. Re:but will you have to go outside to use it? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's see who trumps this one by offering a 5 bar service for Mars.

    Exactly what I was thinking. This is precisely why NASA is going down the drain. They can't even get full cellphone signal, let alone get their units right.

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  9. Re:What are the data rates by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the petro-euros we will be using in 2020.


    You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
    Anyway, I corrected the text for you.
  10. Oh, the heck with it. by arizwebfoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the Moon will another place I can't hide from the ex.

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  11. This is actually a very clever plan by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hopefully it will answer once and for all, the question about whether there's intelligent life out there.

    As soon as there's any hint of a mobile phone mast getting installed all the NIMBY's start moaning, writing to their MP's, holding protests and petitioning the phone company.

    If there is life on other planets, all we have to do to find it is to announce that someone will errect a mobile mast - then just wait for the protests from the aliens. No protests means we are truly alone, afterall.

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  12. Re:lag time by Nethead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please mod up that AC above!

    DANGER! Do Not Touch! 100,000,000 Ohms!

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  13. Re:What are the data rates by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the Renminbi we will be using in 2020.


    You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
    Anyway, I corrected the text for you. Fixed again

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  14. HELLO! I'M ON THE MOON! by damburger · · Score: 3, Funny

    NO, ITS SHIT!

    Sorry, had to be done.

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  15. Oh yeah? by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have the Ted Kennedy phone coverage plan... they claim "more bars everywhere".

  16. 4 bars on the moon by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    4 bars on the moon?! somehow, I know I'm getting screwed when I would get better service on the moon than I would at my house.

  17. brilliant by nguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, NASA tricks AT&T in setting up a cell phone network on the moon, then, in order to recoup their investment, AT&T must somehow get the moon colonized.

  18. Re:What are the data rates by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 3, Funny

    My personal preference is to avoid using a speakerphone in my space suit.

  19. Wow by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Guess where *I'm* calling from!"

  20. Bummer by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." Well that's a damn shame, considering how everyone uses that phrase all the time.
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  21. Re:lag time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Unfortunately, there's a lot of resistance to your idea.

  22. Re:What are the data rates by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the Karma Points we will be using in 2020.

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