Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers
An anonymous reader sends us to Wired for a piece about some declassified Pentagon research from 1998 that has been revealed in a freedom-of-information filing. Apparently the Pentagon has investigated lasers that put voices in your head, among other non-lethal technologies such as microwave heating. The report suggests the techniques could be useful for controlling crowds or in negotiations. There is no context for the research or any indication whether it has continued, although the microwave heating bit sounds rather like the Active Denial System we have discussed recently.
Kent: Is that you God?
Virginia is for lovers. EVE is for griefers.
See, the tinfoil hats REALLY DO WORK against the orbital mind control lasers ...
"Flame away, I wear asbestos underwear"
Torture isn't a reliable means to obtain information. I know...I have a great idea... Lets make them crazy.
We should use this awesome technologie to help guide ill people.
Especially Paranoid Schizophrenics.
We can send them reassuring messages, like "you are not alone. we are there to get you (help)"
or warn them of imminent dangers, like which bus drivers hate them.
I knew I wasn't crazy.
"What's that, you say? Getting a little hot in here? We'll get you a cool glass of water... but first, let's finish negotiating the terms of your unconditional surrender."
My work here is dung.
PHILIP K DICK WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG now we just have to wait for the pentagon to admit that we are living in the roman empire and that it's 79 AD
For those who don't know, or those who think it's just a reference to an R.E.M. song, read the story behind the song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_the_Frequency,_Kenneth%3F
Basically, some crazy dude beat the crap out of Dan Rather because he thought the networks were beaming voices into his head, and he thought Dan knew the frequency.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
There is an obvious application for this technology.
see http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011001399.html
you know, economically speaking it is inevitable these things will be researched, like chemical weapons (some of which turn you gay in the foxhole), pentagon contingency plans for aliens showing up and cheating with electronic voting. too much upside to ignore the possibility, or too ominous to not aggressively understand.
it does sound like an interesting line of research, no?
How hard would it be for some random Air Force flunky to classify a document referring to using lasers to put voices in people's heads, knowing that it would get declassified later?
And he's now off somewhere just laughing his ass off.
Is this the appropriate time for a certain bash quote:
<ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body
<ColdRage687> but then i realized
<ColdRage687> pssssh
<ColdRage687> look whats telling me that
Me failed English...
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