Obsolete Technical Skills
Ponca City, We Love You writes "Robert Scoble had an interesting post on his blog a few days ago on obsolete technical skills — 'things we used to know that no longer are very useful to us.' Scoble's initial list included dialing a rotary phone, using carbon paper to make copies, and changing the gas mixture on your car's carburetor. The list has now been expanded into a wiki with a much larger list of these obsolete skills that includes resolving IRQ conflicts on a mother board, assembly language programming, and stacking a quarter on an arcade game to indicate you have next. We're invited to contribute more."
Now that's an obsolete skill!
I'll bet half the readers of Slashdot have never even seen a punch card in real life.
Now get off my lawn!
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Putting on a condom.
Face it, it's true. Either you are a geek not likely to get laid, or you are a hot trash stud that could use the kids to get a bigger welfare check. In neither of these cases you actually need to know how to operate a condom.
Obama likes poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.