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Obsolete Technical Skills
Ponca City, We Love You writes "Robert Scoble had an interesting post on his blog a few days ago on obsolete technical skills — 'things we used to know that no longer are very useful to us.' Scoble's initial list included dialing a rotary phone, using carbon paper to make copies, and changing the gas mixture on your car's carburetor. The list has now been expanded into a wiki with a much larger list of these obsolete skills that includes resolving IRQ conflicts on a mother board, assembly language programming, and stacking a quarter on an arcade game to indicate you have next. We're invited to contribute more."
I actually WANT to learn short hand. Then people don't bother asking me for lecture notes.
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Of course it's obsolete.
Another thing that's obsolete is like maths, because we always have calculators now.
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[quote]My other half still uses shorthand at work.[/quote]
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Well not reputable web programming anyway.
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Yes. Every day.
You know, there is this one leg of my table that's a little short, so the log table comes in handy.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I guess it just comes that way out of the cow now.
The surprising part is how butter comes out in those brick shapes. Surprising for the cow, that is...
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My solar-powered calculator doesn't work by candle-light, you insensitive clod!
Not to mention black-box reverse engineering, be it for purposes reputable (figuring out what malware does and how to clear the infection from the entire bot network by saying the right thing on the right IRC channel, or getting the program to stop nagging you for the CD you own), to less so (getting the program to stop nagging you for the CD you don't own).
You ever tried to write 5318008 or 71077345 on a computer and then turn the monitor upside-down? Calculators are not - and will never be - obsolete and there, gentlemen, I rest my case.
I'm glad some people think that Assembly programming is obsolete. That way, it's much easier for me to get one of the many jobs which requires assembly programming.
The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
Emacs! No, wait, VI! Functional programming! Python! Java! Perl! Ruby! Oh man, I'm like a troll kid in a candy store!
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
then just tell you to buy a faster machine.
Well, you just told me to get a floppy drive.
I was gonna simply say sex, which became an obsolete skill once I got married.
LILO is not obsolete! They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. GRUB is the work of Satan!
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Skinning a hide
Crushing a Mastadon with a bolder
Killing your enemies & impregnating their women
Being a Sun God
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And many of them deserve to get an EOF card right up the ....
Are you learning any specific skills at the moment, so that we can avoid it?
Guys print this out and hand it to your HR person. Here are things every new hire should know.
Balancing a checkbook
Clicking on the up and down arrows of a vertical scrollbar
Commuting
Extracting square roots
Handwriting (How to fill out forms and sign stuff and write notes.)
Having Cash (and how to properly make change)
Long division?
Look for a job in the classifieds?
Looking up a business on the yellow pages
Local Grocery Store?
Paying for something with a check
Playing solitaire with playing cards
Reading a paper map
Searching a card catalog
Using a cell phone to make a call
Untangling the cord of a telephone
Using a card catalog
Using a fax machine
Using the Dewey Decimal System
Zipping your pants
If your new hire can't do any of those, you do you really want them?
Very interesting. For me, sex was a non-skill until I got married.
Bad career move, huh?
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