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RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent"

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Prof. Johan Pouwelse of Delft University — one of the world's foremost experts on the science of P2P file sharing and the very same Prof. Pouwelse who stopped the RIAA's Netherlands counterpart in its tracks back in 2005 — has submitted an expert witness report characterizing the work of the RIAA's expert, Dr. Doug Jacobson, as 'borderline incompetence.' The report (PDF), filed in UMG v. Lindor, pointed out, among other things, that the steps needed to be taken in a copyright infringement investigation were not taken, that Jacobson's work lacked 'in-depth analysis' and 'proper scientific scrutiny,' that Jacobson's reports were 'factually erroneous,' and that they were contradicted by his own deposition testimony. This is the first expert witness report of which we are aware since the Free Software Foundation announced that it would be coming to the aid of RIAA defendants."

170 comments

  1. I'm not at all surprised by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 5, Insightful
    When you bring so many suits on shaky legal ground, the only way to support them is with shaky "expert" testimony.

    Feel free to substitute "shaky" with "unfounded".

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    1. Re:I'm not at all surprised by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fell free to substitute "shaky" with incompetent.

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    2. Re:I'm not at all surprised by cthulu_mt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As mush as I loath the RIAA tactics an "expert" witness disagreeing with the other sides "expert" witness is not Earth shattering.

      IANALBIWL&O

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    3. Re:I'm not at all surprised by wickedskaman · · Score: 1

      BIWL&O? PHMOINVO. (Please help me out, it's not very obvious)

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    4. Re:I'm not at all surprised by CoderBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      But I Watch Law & Order.

    5. Re:I'm not at all surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Reminds me of the "experts" that appear on television to any given topic that's on.

    6. Re:I'm not at all surprised by oliphaunt · · Score: 1

      substitute "shaky" with "unfounded"

      or "perjured and sanctionable"

      I'd be willing to wager this means Ms. Lindor will be entitled to have the RIAA pay her attorney's fees.

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    7. Re:I'm not at all surprised by LrdDimwit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is the case where the attorneys asked the Groklaw (and later Slashdot) communities to assist in picking apart the declaration. I read the RIAA's "expert"'s papers. He maintains she downloaded the material using Kazaa, yet admits he found no evidence through forensic examining of Windows that Kazaa was or had ever been installed. He made no effort to explain this discrepancy -- indeed, he seemed oblivious to the discrepancy's existence.

      Either she's pulled a very convincing job of doctoring the evidence (involving tools to clean the various installation footprints that were not found), or the expert testimony is worthless. Personally, I lean towards "boilerplate" as an explanation for how such deficient 'evidence' got filed -- they seem to have just filled in sections of the declaration with rote repetition of generic stuff they probably say about everybody.

    8. Re:I'm not at all surprised by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      Feel free to substitute "shaky" with "unfounded".
      Feel free to substitute "unfounded" with "well funded".
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    9. Re:I'm not at all surprised by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Given the track record of so-called "experts" in the environmental and health fields, I have no doubts that you can find an "expert" witness for any view you wish to put forth.

      IANALBIUTWAMcB

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    10. Re:I'm not at all surprised by sjames · · Score: 1

      As mush as I loath the RIAA tactics an "expert" witness disagreeing with the other sides "expert" witness is not Earth shattering.

      There's a world of difference between disagreeing and calling the opposition incompetent.

      In programming terms, on a given design, I may *disagree* when someone asserts that a doubly linked list is necessary if I can see a way to do it with a single linked list. OTOH, if someone suggests a brute force search of physical ram instead of a linked list, I'll call him incompetent.

    11. Re:I'm not at all surprised by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 1

      WTH? Are you suggesting I'm incompetent because the only way I know to put ram chips through the internet pipes is through brute force?

      You're reading this posting, so obviously there are others who brute force their ramchips through the internet as well.

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  2. Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Look, I'm no fan of RIAA, but do we really want this kind of childish name calling going on in our court system? I mean, really. Dr. Jacobsen's background speaks for itself. He is a widely respected scientist with years of experience in real world forensics investigation. Trying to win your case by smearing his name and reputation will likely backfire with the judge.

    1. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be a fan, just a shill.

    2. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I thought he was being quite nice. The way I see it, he wanted to say "willfully" in his paper but settled for the more polite term "borderline" instead. If his report is as strong as it sounds, the judge will fill in the blanks. =P

    3. Re:Tsk, tsk by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not childish name calling if it's his summation of actual flaws in the expert's methodology, which given that he lists specific failings, it sounds like it is.

      Calling in your own expert to criticize the work of the other side's expert is bog-standard legal strategy. If he can expose actual flaws in the other expert's testimony, and if they are indeed as severe as suggested, then this will do anything but backfire.

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    4. Re:Tsk, tsk by irenaeous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gosh, your right. He isn't stupid. How about just calling him a whore?

    5. Re:Tsk, tsk by liquidf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      he's calling his work borderline incompetence, and specifically his work for the RIAA in these cases. then he goes on to say exactly what parts he is looking at to come to the conclusion that his work demonstrates incompetence. i read the document, not thoroughly, but many of his points are valid. jacobsen claims he knows the methods and software mediasentry uses, then testifies he really does not. same for verizon and IP address distribution/allocation/whatever. to claim a vast, detailed knowledge about something, but only display the knowledge you really have and blanket it under a broad, generic definition of how something really is and/or works (then base a lawsuit around it!) is demonstrating [borderline] incompetence

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    6. Re:Tsk, tsk by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean, really. Dr. Jacobsen's background speaks for itself. He is a widely respected scientist with years of experience in real world forensics investigation. Trying to win your case by smearing his name and reputation will likely backfire with the judge.

      What smear? If he doesn't know what he's talking about on a given subject but insists that he does, it is perfectly fair to point that out, which this report has done. If his actions and testimony is borderline incompetent, then so be it. Name and reputation are only indicative of current credibility. If testing and research erodes that credibility, then it's his problem, and not the FSF's.

      Incidentally, I believe that in the legal world the terms "competence" and "incompetent" mean something specific, and IIRC it is not name-calling to label an expert witness as either. (e.g. "competent to stand trial").

      /P

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    7. Re:Tsk, tsk by hedwards · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dr. Jacobsen's testimony speaks volumes of his professional background. You can say all you want about his character, but in the end he deliberately misrepresented testimony that he was presenting, and in at least one case that led to a verdict which likely wouldn't have been reached without his perjury. Of course, one should never presume malice when incompetence can explain it, but either way it was unethical of him to get involved if he wasn't using approved methodology.

      I spent a lot of time in college in the lab, and you don't conduct research without a lab notebook and procedural information, as well as any mistakes, recorded in pen. One also wouldn't conduct an experiment without strict adherence to appropriate lab procedures.

      No scientist worth his salt would deliberately ignore plausible explanations for the observed results without looking into them. Sometimes you can follow up with an explanation because it isn't technically possible to do so or it is beyond the budjet, but the paper should include all of the information about the methodology involved so that other scientists can replicate the experiment exactly as it was done.

      Peer reviews exist to make it much more difficult for incorrect or fraudulent results to be accepted. I read the depositions that he gave, and they were mind blowingly incompetent. In several places in the depositions he admitted that the methods that he used weren't ever subjected to scientific analysis or testing, and that they weren't guaranteed to be in compliance with the typical norms of computer forensics.

      In this case, it's an investigation and not an experiment, but the same procedures largely apply, the defense has a legal right to verify the evidence as well as the methods used in procuring the evidence. And Dr. Jacobsen deprived the defense attorneys of doing so.

    8. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What would you suggest then? Tip-toe around everything as if it were made of glass and candy-coat every opposing statement? Sometimes tact needs to be cast off in order to actually get anything done. In this case it isn't childish, it's being direct, which is honest, mature and necessary.

      Pouwelse's criticism could have been (and probably should have been) far more harsh.

    9. Re:Tsk, tsk by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, when incompetent expert witnesses are called to the stand, we absolutely do want them called incompetent. Even Dr Michael Behe has years of experience in real world biology, it doesn't make him any less of a quack. Same for this guy, I don't know if his published research is quackery, or if he's testifying beyond his field, but it's clear he doesn't know what he's talking about. Have you even read the testimony in question?

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    10. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gosh, your right. He isn't stupid. How about just calling him a whore?

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    11. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I was a student and later an employee at ISU and know the man personally. Some of his research is amazing. The man is most definitely not good at depositions- the lawyers don't know enough to ask the right questions or let the man do his job, but he is not incompetent in the least.

    12. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he's not incompetent, I will accept that he's a liar.

    13. Re:Tsk, tsk by piojo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You just vouched for someone. You can't do that anonymously, it makes no sense and has no credibility.

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    14. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Listen to piojo, he knows what he's talking about.

    15. Re:Tsk, tsk by rhizome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean, really. Dr. Jacobsen's background speaks for itself. He is a widely respected scientist with years of experience in real world forensics investigation. Trying to win your case by smearing his name and reputation will likely backfire with the judge.

      Congratulations, you've got two kinds of stupid.

      1) This is a fallacious appeal to authority. In fact, his background most definitly doesn't (and should not) speak for itself. If it did, all the RIAA would have to do is supply his name and the judge would evaluate his testimony in light of that. No, the words matter.

      2) Judges do not use Slashdot or its comments to figure out how they're going to rule.

      Another thing you (and your other respondents) may not know is that "incompetence" has a specific meaning in a legal context. Read that again, it's important and will be on the test later. Legal incompetence means that his expert testimony is not actually expert, or in other words "is not competent" to be considered the words of an expert. You don't become an expert witness just for having experience and getting your paycheck from a university. It's also about presenting your findings in a legally-supportable way, so when the judge calls his testimony "borderline incompetent," the judge is signalling that it may be likely to get thrown out.

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    16. Re:Tsk, tsk by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      *Blank stares, momentary pause*

      Kill the Wise One! *Otters swarm and destroy the AC*

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    17. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's "Danke Schoen" not "Danke Schon" and YOUR not supposed to be here.

    18. Re:Tsk, tsk by mysticgoat · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are right that "competence" and "incompetence" have specific meanings in the legal world and in the professions.

      When Jacobsen put himself forward as an "expert witness" (which also has a specific meaning), he asserted that he is a professional in the matter before the court. One of the measures of the value of his testimony is whether he is professionally competent or incompetent in this arena.

      When Pouwelse describes Jacobsen as "borderline incompetent" he is saying that in this instance for sure, Jacobsen failed to meet the minimum standards of competent practice. I think by "borderline" Pouwelse means that he has not reviewed a large enough body of Jacobsen's work to judge whether Jacobsen is consistently incompetent as an expert witness.

      Consider an organ transplant surgeon whose patients consistently do well: he is a competent surgeon and would be a good expert witness with regard to organ transplant procedures. He owns a couple of vintage 1957 Ford Thunderbirds and he does his own maintenance on them. But despite his huge ego (I did say he was a surgeon), he would be incompetent as an expert witness on the design flaws of the Ford Edsel.

    19. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so when the judge calls his testimony "borderline incompetent," the judge is signalling that it may be likely to get thrown out.


      If you had RTFA, you would have realized that it wasn't the judge using the phrase "borderline incompetent", it was the defendant's expert witness doing the name-calling. With emphasis added:

      The report concluded that the Jacobson reports demonstrated "borderline incompetence" and that the "allegations of copyright violations are not proven".
    20. Re:Tsk, tsk by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then how come you're an "Anonymous Coward". How do we know you're not a paid RIAA troll?

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    21. Re:Tsk, tsk by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have read his testimonies, I'm not a lawyer but even I could have fried his butt (if I was there off course). He said among other things that all DHCP servers precisely know to which clients they give out IP's at any specific time and that the MAC-address, IP and time linked together in the DHCP log files is undeniable proof that cannot be forged.

      I'm your average sysadmin and I know (as many of you do) that DHCP requests can be spoofed from the client side, even to the point of forging the MAC address so that the wrong link between IP and MAC gets logged, that a DHCP client can be given an IP by a rogue DHCP server and that not all DHCP servers have accurate to not speak of the non-existant logging on some machines.

      Other things that I remember he said were that there were indeed a lot of files he didn't know the origin or content off and that he couldn't prove that specific files (MP3's) were legitimately ripped, were coming from P2P or otherwise copied.
      The way he did his forensics also were sub-standard. According to his testimony (or what it sounded like to me) he just plugged in the drive in an external enclosure and made some screenshots of the files on the hard drive. No making a copy of the disk and working of a copy. He even agreed to the lawyer that was frying him that he could've made those changes for all we know but he said that would be unethical.

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    22. Re:Tsk, tsk by tzjanii · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I know the common internet wisdom is to not bait the trolls, but in the second paragraph of the wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreducable_complexity on Irreducible complexity it talks about the concept being debunked. There's lazy trolls, and then there's blind fanaticism.

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    23. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't so much vouching as saying I'm familiar enough to know he's not a quack or something, but I feared retribution for suggesting an "enemy" might not be as terrible as people hope. I did state that he may be a terrible expert witness and perhaps his role in that capacity could fall under incompetence, but his knowledge is not in question. I learned much of what I know directly from the man. I did read some of the depositions and aside from lawyers arguing with eachother, he did come off as less intelligent than he is- perhaps he gets off stride easily, that much I don't know- I wasn't that close. He's always seemed to be a bit of a private/quiet individual.

      I'll be happy to contact you personally with my information, but I'd rather not reveal in the open. I'm just a 26 year old Ames resident and former student with a 3 year old son and a bunch of computers and certainly no fan of the RIAA. I endorse and engage in ripping my audio cds for the purpose of location/device shifting.

    24. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone would call me incompetent, and bring up evidence to support their claims, then I would no longer consider it name calling.

      It may be hard to accept, but if someone calls you an idiot after you've done something really, really stupid. Chances are, they are right.

    25. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Far too much in this world is decided on the basis of name and reputation, and far too little on the basis of factual evidence, logic, and morality.

    26. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note: I am a current ISU student, posting anonymously to avoid backlash. This school has faculty who are notorious for pursuing grudges.

      I am a current student at ISU, and I know the man personally. Some of his older research is interesting in the proper context. The man is terrible at anything related to real world problems or technology -- he should stay in the classroom.

      I have read his past legal work for the MP/RIAA, and I can confirm its the quality (or lack thereof). As terrible as he is with depositions, he, his faculty peers, and the ISU community go to great lengths to make him seems like an Information Assurance genius, and the most amazing man computer security work has ever seen. They also tote his work for the MP/RIAA as being an excellent example of a man with his head on straight.

      To top it off, his greatest achievement is creating a "simulated Internet", which is nothing more than a bunch of old motherboards, CPU's, and RAM connected by ancient *hubs* to create an incredibly-slow set of routing gateways over which software written for a bygone era can track communications using technology entirely outdated by modern (2000 onward) switching and routing equipment.

    27. Re:Tsk, tsk by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      Dr. Jacobsen's background speaks for itself yes it does- the man has little to no experience in forensics or law(I work in forensics for legal cases) and is incredibly biased due to financial ties to the riaa and riaa associated companies. how the judge didn't strike the testimony in the first place is beyond me-
    28. Re:Tsk, tsk by stiggle · · Score: 1

      If he's not good at depositions then why is he giving them? Why doesn't he and the lawyers run through the deposition beforehand so they both know what they are after and how to get the info across. It is incompetence on both his and the lawyers NOT to sort out the problems in the deposition before it is given. Which is where peer review of his work would have helped and sorted out the problems detailed in the rebuttal expert witness.

    29. Re:Tsk, tsk by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      and if you'd used alt 148 for ö you'd won the price.

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    30. Re:Tsk, tsk by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dr. Jacobsen's background speaks for itself yes it does- the man has little to no experience in forensics or law(I work in forensics for legal cases) and is incredibly biased due to financial ties to the riaa and riaa associated companies. how the judge didn't strike the testimony in the first place is beyond me- . Me too, vuffi. It is unfathomable to me.
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    31. Re:Tsk, tsk by pfleming · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Was this supposed to be modded funny? I couldn't tell.

    32. Re:Tsk, tsk by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      I can turn invisible when no one's looking.

    33. Re:Tsk, tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was also a student at ISU and know the man personally, he was rude, arrogant, and was typically high on various drugs. Everyone who knew the man agreed he was a real prick, except for this one guy who took the idea of brown nosing sycophant and literally ran with it, he actually had Dr. Jacobsen's name tatooed on a heart on his forearm.. it was weird.

    34. Re:Tsk, tsk by knat_2 · · Score: 1

      You state that there are a bunch of areas where his depositions where "mind-blowingly incompetent"? Do you mind listing a couple of those? The author of the paper above only found one, and that one could very well be argued many different ways. Plus I mean look at the author of this paper? You guys are complaining about Dr. Jacobson being paid by the RIAA to give this testimony (of which I assure you he is not), look at this authors background? Founder of P2P networking? I think he has a vested interest in it continuing. Overall though, the court admitted him as a "expert witness" and that process is not simple nor untested. A group of our peers found his testimony convincing and found the defendant guilty. Did you read about the trial? This lady was just stupid! Dr. Jacobson testified that there was no legal evidence of Kazza on her machine because there wasn't. She had the HD replaced and then was stupid enough to copy her music back onto the drive (saying she ripped the music from cds). "Yes I can rip CDs this fast and yes I did it for 1.5 days straight without even getting up to go to the bathroom?" BS. Her Kazza name was the same as her e-mail, AIM and about 10 other sites. You want to trounce someone's creditability, look at hers? Her deposition and what she states in court are almost complete opposites. There would of been much stronger cases to go to trial with the RIAA on... Nate Evans Iowa State PHD Candidate Computer Engineering

    35. Re:Tsk, tsk by knat_2 · · Score: 1

      "I'm your average sysadmin and I know (as many of you do) that DHCP requests can be spoofed from the client side, even to the point of forging the MAC address so that the wrong link between IP and MAC gets logged, that a DHCP client can be given an IP by a rogue DHCP server and that not all DHCP servers have accurate to not speak of the non-existant logging on some machines." This was to common people. If the information is there you believe it. Are you telling me, that as a sys_admin, if you say someone attacking your network from this IP, Mac Address and Time, you would not block them because it could very well be "spoofed." Yes it is not 100% definable proof, but looking at that PLUS all the other evidence, it points to the answer which the jury saw. And trust me, he worked with a copy. I am sorry that NOT EVERYTHING is stated. And the idea of proving the files were shared was something the judge ruled as not something the prosecution has to approve. Nate Evans Iowa State University PHD Canidate

  3. So now... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    ...when will they get jiggy with firing off amicus curiae letters to the judges of every lawsuit in which the witl^Hness testified? (or at the very least start passing around the report the defense lawyers?)

    /P

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    1. Re:So now... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      The report's linked in the article, but if you didn't see it, it's here. Send it off to 'em yourself. ;-p

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  4. Hmmmm. by Moryath · · Score: 4, Funny

    MafiAA "expert" spanked. Film at 11.

    Please say there's film. Please say we eventually see this guy cross-interrogated and his "credentials" and bullshit run through the wringer for all to see.

    1. Re:Hmmmm. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny
      MafiAA "expert" spanked. Film at 11.
      Please say there's film.

      I'll wait for the torrent.

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    2. Re:Hmmmm. by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, 8:00 then?

    3. Re:Hmmmm. by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

      Please say there's film

      I'm not sure if it's the same 'expert' but this guy turned up.

    4. Re:Hmmmm. by jskline · · Score: 1

      Screw the torrent. If your stuck on Comcrap like many are, your torrent will be corrupt and you'll miss out. Better watch for the raw AVI or flash file to show up somewhere.... :-)

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  5. Hanlon's razor by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice.

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    1. Re:Hanlon's razor by vtscott · · Score: 0
      Uh, I think you got that one backwards:

      Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
      Or maybe you were trying to be sarcastic, but you didn't leave any clues to indicate that's the case...
    2. Re:Hanlon's razor by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fact that the GP's interpretation is apropos to this case, and that the modified quote was posted totally in isolation was a good enough contextual clue -- I got it instantly. Your sarcasm detectors do indeed need adjustment.

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    3. Re:Hanlon's razor by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      How about Nolnah's Sledgehammer?

  6. "borderline incompetent"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To me it sounds like more like "borderline dishonest". Anybody with a Ph.D (especially in something technical) is automatically going to have a strong understanding of the scientific method.

    When someone in this position does things that are "unscientific", it means they know that a respectable study won't produce the desired conclusions.

    1. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes. The borderline is between incompetent and dishonest:)

    2. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0

      I disagree with Prof Pouwelse. "Borderline" credits Jacobson with far too much competence.

    3. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by vajaradakini · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To me it sounds like more like "borderline dishonest". Anybody with a Ph.D (especially in something technical) is automatically going to have a strong understanding of the scientific method.

      You've never heard of Michael Behe I take it?

      Sadly there are a number of people with PhDs in the sciences who fail to understand the scientific method.

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    4. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Anybody with a Ph.D (especially in something technical) is automatically
      >going to have a strong understanding of the scientific method.

      That's contrary to the Ph.D holders I have met. Most have become so specialized and focused with their particular degree (either in something technical or not) that they lose the ability to think critically.

    5. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anybody with a Ph.D is automatically going to have a strong understanding of the scientific method"

      How naive you are!!! ... R. Link, Ph.D.

    6. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh he does understand all right. He has played by the exact same rules the evolutionists have played by for more than a century.

      You see, the question is beyond reach of repeatable science. It is, however, within reach of what I call "historical science". You see, the idea is to find out using the best scientific techniques that can be used to understand what did happen.

      Opponents are right to say that Intelligent Design cannot be disproved. However, it might be that it can be proved or closely enough so. In this case, lack of evidence may be used as evidence of lack since it is the strongest method available.

    7. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      He has played by the exact same rules the evolutionists have played by for more than a century.

      Evolutionists, you say? What rules are these? Last I checked, proponents of the theory of evolution tend to do things like look at evidence, see if it supports their theory and if it doesn't, they modify the theory. What Behe does is say "I don't think this can be explained naturally, therefore it must have been designed." and then, when presented with evidence to the contrary, pretends to be deaf and blind (unfortunately not mute though).

      Opponents are right to say that Intelligent Design cannot be disproved. However, it might be that it can be proved or closely enough so.

      You can't prove or disprove intelligent design, it's pure idiocy that doesn't remotely resemble reason. It's not even science.

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    8. Re:"borderline incompetent"? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      >Anybody with a Ph.D (especially in something technical) is automatically
      >going to have a strong understanding of the scientific method.

      That's contrary to the Ph.D holders I have met. Most have become so specialized and focused with their particular degree (either in something technical or not) that they lose the ability to think critically.

      a specialist is someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
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  7. Dur. by Damocles+the+Elder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course the RIAA's testimony was "factually erroneous". We've been hearing about the shaky technical ground that these lawsuits have been based on since they started coming out, and it's "experts" like this, blatantly lying to non-technically-proficient judges, that've allowed the RIAA to keep pulling the crap it's been pulling. Thank god someone is both A. Knowledgable enough to call them on it, and B. Is in a position where they might actually be listened to.

  8. The Judge Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About by Subm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The witness is fully incompetent.

    1. Re:The Judge Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About by Fx.Dr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fully incompetent implies the Doc isn't able to tie his shoes in the morn... Wait, is that velcro?

  9. Some choice quotes from the report by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After reviewing the material listed below I conclude the following
    A)Two reports by Dr Jacobson where[sic] based in itotal on roughly an hour of work

    indicates that Dr Jacobson is not competent to judge the accuracy of information...

    the investigative process has been unprofessional

    and of course the incompetence claim. The brilliance of this is that in reality Pouwelse hasn't done that much work himself because he just uses the report itself to slam the guy down. This isn't a case of an independent study finding a different result, this is the original report itself undermining its own principle.

    Its like a Daily Show episode playing out in court.

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    1. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by liquidf · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...This isn't a case of an independent study finding a different result, this is the original report itself undermining its own principle... after reviewing this statement, i come to no other conclusion that the above "MosesJones" and his/her post displays borderline incompetence, due to the fact that s/he is unable to properly close his/her html tag with an </i>, thus causing confusion to the reader as to whether the comments above are his/hers, or merely quotes from the stated "article" as referenced in his/her title of said post.
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    2. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s!!!, you incompetent fool!!

    3. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree that GP post shows borderline incompetence in the use of </i>.

      It should noted that parent post shows borderline incompetence in distinguishing between content and the bells and whistles of presentation.

    4. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny

      It should also be noted that the parent post shows borderline incompetence in identifying a joke.

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    5. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by liquidf · · Score: 1

      yeah yeah, sorry i forgot to end with :)

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    6. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by kae_verens · · Score: 1

      not to mention that the GP instigated a note of personal anxiety by mislaying (intentional? maliciously so, I think!) an apostrophe in the conjoined phrase "It's" in the last sentence.

      I move that said poster be spanked into moderation for causing this worthless reply.

    7. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by fayd · · Score: 1

      This isn't a case of an independent study finding a different result, this is the original report itself undermining its own principle. Which doesn't say much for the judge in question ...

    8. Re:Some choice quotes from the report by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      And all this time I thought "mislaid" referred to the types of mistakes people make when they get too drunk at a party. People other than us, obviously.

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  10. One sees what one wants to see by The+Ancients · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He was hired by the RIAA as an expert witness, and obviously felt, either consciously or subconsciously, that in exchange for the money he was paid, that he should please his benefactors. I think this is the only type of witness they could have employed however, as any expert who had a higher moral compass, or ability to take an unbiased view of the task at hand, would find that the RIAA's arguments are indeed, seriously lacking in substance.

    1. Re:One sees what one wants to see by 91degrees · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not his job to determine the legal strength of the argument. Only to find the person downloading materials.

      Now, if you have logs that show a file was downloaded and the indicated IP address was assigned to a specific computer at a given time, you would assume that you downloaded from that computer. You can probably be reasonably sure you've got the right person. False positives are probably lower than 5% or so. For most of us in our day to day life, this level of false positive is fine for making decisions. People do it all the time.

      The fact that this is not sufficient for a court is up to people who know about evidence - i.e. lawyers - to deal with. The RIAA should have asked him the questions that he was asked in cross examination.

    2. Re:One sees what one wants to see by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The RIAA should have asked him the questions that he was asked in cross examination.

      The RIAA lawyers don't know which questions to ask when it comes to technical testimony - finding out exactly what to ask (and which answers can sink your case) is part of the reason they hire an expert in the first place. The fact that he apparently did not tell the attorneys that anyone with a halfway decent understanding of the subject matter would be able to shoot his testimony full of holes speaks volumes, as does the lack of time he admitted to spending on the subject matter presented to him. I can't imagine any lawyer would want to continue on the tack the RIAA did, having been given a decent expert opinion on their evidence.

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  11. Support the EFF! by Nemilar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Posting on slashdot is all well and good, but the EFF can only continue its work if you support them financially !

    I'm a member.. are you?

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    1. Re:Support the EFF! by xtracto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Something I would never ask people to do is to go to NYCountryLawyer web page and look if any of the advertisements served by google in that page interest you...

      That would make NYCountryLawyer get some cash from the ads clicks...

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    2. Re:Support the EFF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "God" and the EFF are similar in that way.

    3. Re:Support the EFF! by eabraham · · Score: 1

      I am NOW a member. Thank you for the reminder.

    4. Re:Support the EFF! by rbochan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whoa!
      "Your Pretty Mexican Bride
      is Waiting for You. Browse 100s of Profiles & Find Your Perfect Match! "

      click click click click...

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    5. Re:Support the EFF! by mdenham · · Score: 3, Funny

      Posting on slashdot is all well and good, but the EFF can only continue its work if you support them financially! How much to get rid of Stallman?
    6. Re:Support the EFF! by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

      Stallman is from the FSF not EFF. The FSF helps make software free, the EFF battles the RIAA and patent trolls.

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    7. Re:Support the EFF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Scrolling down*

      *Scrolling down*

      Hmm... Apparently, a beautiful Mexican bride is waiting for me. I wonder how he managed to get that kind of ad from Google.

      *Click*

    8. Re:Support the EFF! by mdenham · · Score: 1

      Stallman is from the FSF not EFF. The FSF helps make software free, the EFF battles the RIAA and patent trolls. How much to hire the EFF to get rid of Stallman for us, then?
    9. Re:Support the EFF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stallman, the Jew hater

  12. Hyperbole in Legal Documents by BlabberMouth · · Score: 1

    Tends to detract from the persuasiveness of the presentation. I agree with the earlier poster regarding name calling. If there is concrete facts to back up that statement, then why detract from the facts and bring the focus language most judges will simply gloss over?

  13. RIAA Incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There removed the 4 redundant words in the headline!

  14. Hurry up, damnit. by Loopy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It occurs to me that most of this junk is already "obvious RIAA troll" type information. I.e.: Let's sue them and throw pseudoscientific data at them en masse so the defendant(s), who are probably largely computer-illiterate, have to prove they're innocent or refute our "me first" "expert" conclusions. Which makes these RIAA cases simply a matter of getting the correct data in the books to use as grounds to speed up future litigation. Assuming that premise (yeah, gross oversimplification), at the rate we're going the RIAA (and the defendants) will be at this for the next decade. Gotta make someone happy somewhere but I can't think who, aside from the lawyers on both sides.

  15. Damn... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you get bitch-slapped by the DUTCH, you know you deserved it.

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  16. Borderline??? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Borderline??? I don't think there was anything borderline about it. How about totally incompetent?

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  17. His response? by rhenley · · Score: 4, Funny

    When asked for comment, Dr. Jacobson responded, "Oh yeah? Well he's a big doodoo head!"

  18. Dutchness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gota love the Dutch "directness." An American might see his comments as rude, but Northern Europeans tens towards directnes.

  19. You're way too optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is possible to have a doctorate and even win the Nobel Prize and appear to have little understanding of the scientific method. The two examples that come immediately to mind are:

    Linus Pauling who evangalized for Vitamin C in spite of having little proof for what he was saying. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Pauling

    Sir Roy Meadow who sent lots of people to jail with his crackpot theories about sudden infant death.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Meadow

    Up here in Canada, we have a couple of high profile cases of physician incompetence right now. One case resulted in innocent people going to jail. The other case resulted in cancer patients dying because of botched medical tests.

    The mere possession of a doctorate is no guarantee of any kind of competence.

    1. Re:You're way too optimistic by Agent__Smith · · Score: 1

      I can think of a glaring third.... The infamous Goracle.

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  20. He should know better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Look at the courses he teaches. He should know better than to present something like this to the court.

    Am I misremembering, or was he the one who in one deposition that he worked with some company that sold P2P-filtering software that the RIAA is trying to peddle to universities? The RIAA is even trying to turn schools into copyright cops, with the linked story being a Tennessee copy of some federal legislation that would do the same thing. Except that the TN legislation more explicitly threatens their funding if they don't "do something" about student piracy.

    1. Re:He should know better! by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I believe you're correct. That he's the RIAA's "expert" witness makes me very glad my major from Iowa State is in physics and not CS. Even still his presence at my alma mater makes me feel somehow... dirty. After reading his earlier depositions I would feel shortchanged if he had been the instructor for any of my classes. I wonder if this will in any way impact his career in academia. It would be wonderful to see students boycotting his classes or something.

    2. Re:He should know better! by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      How do you think those of us still here feel?

      thank $DIETY he isn't a computer science professor.

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    3. Re:He should know better! by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      My apologies, I just noticed he's actually CprE. When I first saw his name come up I thought it was the same Dr. Jacobson who had been my "advisor" when I was still AeroE until I looked him up. Fortunately that's not the case. I should ask some of my old friends from that program if they ever had him as an instructor. As an alumni, I would have to say it would be completely irresponsible of any of you still there to visit any mischief on Dr. Jacobsen (say organized protest/boycotts) ;)

    4. Re:He should know better! by MacColossus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The RIAA is guilty of forceable financial sodomy. A judges lack of understanding of technical matters and the common person's inability to afford a legal defense are their GHB and ruphie.

    5. Re:He should know better! by Xanius · · Score: 1

      For the amount of money he's probably getting from the RIAA I expect nothing less than the most magical bullshit to ever spew from someones mouth.

      That or the RIAA is really getting what it pays for and they pay him in sodomy tokens.

    6. Re:He should know better! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look at the courses he teaches. He should know better than to present something like this to the court. Am I misremembering, or was he the one who in one deposition that he worked with some company that sold P2P-filtering software that the RIAA is trying to peddle to universities? That's him all right. Got Ohio University to cough up $76,000 plus 16,000 per year to his 'business partners' for the 'Audible Magic' software.... and suddenly the RIAA subpeonas went away. See my article "Ohio University Pays Dr. Doug Jacobson's company $60,000 Plus $16,000 a year in "maintenance"; suddenly RIAA letters stop!"
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    7. Re:He should know better! by jejones · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have no idea about whether the RIAA is pushing it, but Jacobson and his wife are two of four people who founded Palisade Systems, which may be the company to which you refer. See this article from the Ames (Iowa) Tribune.

    8. Re:He should know better! by 0xygen · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the spelling / grammer nazi in me cannot refrain from pointing out that in the singular, it is "an alumnus". "Alumni" is only the plural form.
      Though you're not an English Language major, so maybe we can forgive! :)

      Of course, protesting those assisting the RIAA would be a terrible state of affairs! ;)

    9. Re:He should know better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awfully expensive software. Have they tried torrenting it?

    10. Re:He should know better! by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Regarding your sig: You must be new here

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    11. Re:He should know better! by zolaar · · Score: 1

      Look at the courses he teaches. He should know better than to present something like this to the court.
      Errm, take a look at the "Unix & C Tutorials" he provides on his homepage: linky.

      Try viewing them. For the sake of time, try his introduction to vi first -- it's the most obvious demonstration. Go ahead, read it. For those too lazy to click through: linky. Seriously, try it. Come back when you figure it out. I'll wait here; trust me, it won't take you very long.

      [...]

      Yup. Oh, you read correctly. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? Incredible, and scary.
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  21. I liked it too but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is typical lawyer b.s. not ownage or LOL or haha etc..

  22. Ooo, look! Adversaries. by PMuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are we seriously running a /. article based on what one litigant is saying about another's position?

    Whichever side you favor (and we all know who that is on /.), it's not news until a judge says it.

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    1. Re:Ooo, look! Adversaries. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. This is the first time of which we are aware, in the 30,000 or so cases that have been brought, that a defendant has been able to retain an expert witness to do battle with the RIAA on its main case.

      2. The expert this poor woman, who is a home health aide in Brooklyn, was able to retain is one of the foremost experts in the world on the science of p2p file sharing. E.g., he was selected to be the scientific director of the European Union's p2p consortium P2P-Next.

      3. His opinion, that the RIAA expert's work was "borderline incompetence", is a very, very strong statement.

      Sorry, I think that's newsworthy.... very newsworthy.

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    2. Re:Ooo, look! Adversaries. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      ... and as we know, the judge does not actually listen to any of these testimonials, but rolls a die to determine the outcome. That's why nothing that happens in a court case is interesting except the verdict.

    3. Re:Ooo, look! Adversaries. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      nothing that happens in a court case is interesting except the verdict ?

      That's like saying there's nothing interesting in a movie except the ending.
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  23. Observations from an expert witness by bfwebster · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have served repeatedly over the past 9 years as an expert witness in technology-related litigation (including intellectual property cases), which means that I have analyzed (and, as required, rebutted) many expert reports and written quite a few of my own. Here are my observations:

    -- Expert testimony in federal court (and for the most part, in state courts and arbitrations) is largely governed by several federal court decisions (Daubert v. Merrell Dow, Kumho Tire v. Carmichel) that require the judge to act as a 'gatekeeper' in deciding what expert testimony to allow or exclude. Much of Dr. Pouwelse's criticisms are aimed at the Daubert/Kumho standards, including qualifications and methodology, with an eye towards having these reports (and possibly Dr. Jacobson's testimony at trial) excluded.

    -- Not having Dr. Jacobson's four reports/declarations, I can't critique them directly. However, the admissions by Dr. Jacobson during deposition that he spent only 45 minutes on his April 2006 report would appear to be pretty damaging. Even the briefest report I've ever written has taken at least several hours to put together, and I'm a fast writer; in most cases, it takes me anywhere from 40 to upwards of 100 hours of research, analysis, and writing to put together an expert report. Likewise, the 15 minutes on the December 19th declaration seems pretty short as well. This would naturally raise questions in the judge's mind whether Dr. Jacobson did his own research and writing and how well founded the reports and declarations are.

    If someone has Dr. Jacobson's reports and declarations or has a link to them, please feel free to send them along, and I'll take a look at them directly. ..bruce..

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    1. Re:Observations from an expert witness by azrider · · Score: 3, Informative

      If someone has Dr. Jacobson's reports and declarations or has a link to them, please feel free to send them along, and I'll take a look at them directly
      Go to Ray Beckerman's site: http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/ and find UMG vs. Lindor. All of the reports, declarations, pleadings, responses etc. are there.
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    2. Re:Observations from an expert witness by bfwebster · · Score: 1

      Thanks; will do that. ..bruce..

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    3. Re:Observations from an expert witness by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      If someone has Dr. Jacobson's reports and declarations or has a link to them, please feel free to send them along, and I'll take a look at them directly. ..bruce.. The materials reviewed by Prof. Pouwelse are the February 23, 2007, deposition of Prof. Doug Jacobson, and exhibits and Dr. Jacobson's December 2007 supplemental report.
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  24. Not exactly unbiased is he? by nontrad · · Score: 1

    Prof. Johan Pouwelse got 220 Euros per hour plus expenses for his "investigation" and report. Do you really think he was unbiased in his report? Could one of the reasons he agreed to do this was to toot his own horn as an "expert"? He states he is a P2P expert. He makes no mention of being a computer forensics expert or even slightly competent

      There are a few things I noticed that the initial testimony and Pouweles's report that need to be addressed......

      1) What was Prof. Jacobsen hired to do? If he was not hired to investigate something like how Verizon identified the IP addresses, he cannot be faulted for not knowing these.

              When hired, what level of forensic proof was requested? If the RIAA did not specify a level that would hold up in criminal court then Prof. Jacobson cannot be faulted for not meeting that level. Was he even asked to pursue alternate explanations as part if his "marching orders"? Or was he asked to do a cursory "first look" at the hard disk and RIAA never went further to cover all their bases?

      2) Stating that you did not know what processes and procedures MediSentry employed is not incompetence. Stating that you were absolutely certain of the process but in reality have no clue would be incompetence.

      3) When giving testimony, the witness must consider the "audience". When speaking of highly technical things, there are two ways to go - a) completely technical and difficult for the layman to follow (and possibly lose the court case as a result), or b) a simplified explanation that can get the main point across and be understandable to the average person. So explaining a "network of networks" should not imply incompetence.

    1. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      And just how much do you suppose Dr. Jacobson received for his time? Having read both Jacobson's deposition and Pouwelse's critique, I do find it hard not to question Dr. Jacobson's competence (or at least his ethics). Dr. Jacobson himself testified that he found no evidence of KaZaA on Ms. Lindor's computer. If you accept the plausibility of mis-identification (as Pouwelse's statement strongly suggests) I don't see the grounds for immediately jumping to the conclusion "oh, it must have been her son using his computer on her connection, let's go after him too" that the RIAA has pursued. They're seriously speculating she either tampered with her computer beyond the ability of their "expert" to detect, or someone else brought a computer into her home (but they want to inspect her son's desktop computer anyway). I don't know why this case is even still going, it's utterly ridiculous.

    2. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by azrider · · Score: 4, Informative

      1) What was Prof. Jacobsen hired to do? If he was not hired to investigate something like how Verizon identified the IP addresses, he cannot be faulted for not knowing these.
      He was hired to testify that the RIAA's investigator (Media Sentry) was accurate in pinpointing Ms. Lindor as the infringer. In the process of doing so, he testified in a deposition that all of their methods and means were correct. Since he did so, he can indeed be faulted for this. Prof Pouwelse was correct in identifying this as an issue.

      When hired, what level of forensic proof was requested? If the RIAA did not specify a level that would hold up in criminal court then Prof. Jacobson cannot be faulted for not meeting that level.
      He was hired to testify as an expert witness on behalf of the RIAA. By definition, this requires a level that would hold up in civil (not criminal) court.

      2) Stating that you did not know what processes and procedures MediSentry employed is not incompetence. Stating that you were absolutely certain of the process but in reality have no clue would be incompetence.
      Stating that you did not know... is not incompetence unless you already stated under oath that the procedures were complete and accurate, only to later testify (in a second deposition) that not only did you not observe the procedures, but had no idea what they were. This is worse than borderline incompetence, this potentially crosses the line into perjury.

      b) a simplified explanation that can get the main point across and be understandable to the average person. So explaining a "network of networks" should not imply incompetence.
      You are correct if your explanation is intended to simplify the subject. If your intention as demonstrated by your testimony under oath is to mislead the finder(s) of fact (regardless of whether this is a bench or jury trial), this shows incompetence. However, it also implies if not outright screams deception. The only question that remains is whether this deception is inadvertent or willful. That would be the line that defines perjury.

      I highly suggest that you read the assorted documents on Ray Beckerman's site (referenced in many other posts in this article), specifically Mr. Jacobsen's sworn testimony (read first) and then Prof. Pouwelse's report as to the veracity of Mr. Jacobsen's testimony (the subject of this article).

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    3. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but according to this, this, this and this he did commit perjury.

    4. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by letsief · · Score: 1

      Jacobson didn't say that MediaSentry's methods were correct. He said he assumed they were correct. There's a huge difference here. On cross he did downplay things like spoofing, just as he should have. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU and, for the most part, I hate how the RIAA conducted themselves, but this is pretty ridiculous. Jacobson's testimony was perfectly fine. There's certainly room to question the accuracy of the data given to him, and to a lesser extent, some room to dispute how conclusive his findings were, but this is way beyond that. I realize NewCountryLawyer is just zealously defending his client, and that he isn't terribly knowledgeable about this stuff, but I have to say I've pretty much lost all remaining respect I had for him. There are ways to rebut Jacobson's testimony that are honest and (mostly) convincing- but this isn't it.

    5. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by azrider · · Score: 1

      Jacobson didn't say that MediaSentry's methods were correct. He said he assumed they were correct.
      Jacobson's Affidavit:

      --Original Message-- From: Doug Jacobson [mailto:redacted] Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:28 AM To: Richard Gabriel Subject: Lindor report Disk
      (instant source: http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20071226120120223 also available in archives on Ray Beckerman's site.

      13) I will testify to the procedures used and results obtained by MediaSentry coupled with the information supplied by Defendant's ISP, to demonstrate the Defendant's Internet account and computer were used to download and upload Copyrighted music from the Internet using the KaZaA peer-to-peer network.

      14) I will testify that based on the MediaSentry data mentioned above and registry entries recovered from the computer that the computer had a public IP address and was not connected to the Internet via a wireless router.

      This is his testimony. He states that he can testify as to the procedures used and results obtained. This is not an "assumption".

      Jacobson's testimony was perfectly fine. There's certainly room to question the accuracy of the data given to him, and to a lesser extent, some room to dispute how conclusive his findings were, but this is way beyond that.
      We are way beyond questioning "the accuracy of the data", we are looking at the veracity of his testimony. To state that he will testify to the procedures used and then state:

      Q. Do you know what processes and procedures MediaSentry employed?
      A. I do not know the inner works of MediaSentry processes and procedures.
      Q. Do you know what software they used?
      A. No.
      Q. Do you know if it was well known off-the-shelf software or if it was proprietary software?
      A. Again, I do not know the inner workings of MediaSentry's operations.
      Q. Do you know if their software had been peer-reviewed or published or anything like that?
      A. Not that I'm aware of.
      (from deposition dated February 23, 2007) is deceptive at best, perjury at worst.
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    6. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by letsief · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link and the excerpts. I hadn't read some of those documents before. I didn't go back and reread his actual deposition, but I'm pretty sure he said something to the effect of that he assumed the data from MediaSentry was accurate when he conducted his analysis. I remember that because I recall a bunch of slashdot comments jumping on him for that, because he didn't have any real reason to believe that information was true. I don't think that's necessarily a problem, although you'd need someone from MediaSentry to testify to the veracity of the data.

      Nothing in your post indicated that he actually testified that he knew the data from MediaSentry was correct.

      He apparently mispoke (or, more likely, miswrote) in his affidavit when he said he would testify to MediaSentry's procedures. As it turns out, he didn't testify to the procedures in his deposition (at least, I don't see where he did), nor did he say the information was necessarily accurate. I assume MediaSentry's stuff was entered into evidence, so presumably someone from MediaSentry validated it. If not, then it really seems like Jacobson's testimony lacks foundation, and shouldn't have been allowed in the first place. But, that's not Jacobson's fault.

      Perhaps the affidavit is misleading. But, at worst it made the defense think Jacobson was going to testify about something that he never did. So, maybe they did a bit more preparation than necessary. It seems like they would have had to do it anyway, since I know I would have challenged MediaSentry's information, not Jacobson's interpretation. What harm do you think came from that line in the affidavit?

    7. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prof. Johan Pouwelse got 220 Euros per hour plus expenses for his "investigation" and report. Do you really think he was unbiased in his report? You really think he needs the money? Think again.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    8. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      And just how much do you suppose Dr. Jacobson received for his time? Having read both Jacobson's deposition and Pouwelse's critique, I do find it hard not to question Dr. Jacobson's competence (or at least his ethics). Dr. Jacobson himself testified that he found no evidence of KaZaA on Ms. Lindor's computer. If you accept the plausibility of mis-identification (as Pouwelse's statement strongly suggests) I don't see the grounds for immediately jumping to the conclusion "oh, it must have been her son using his computer on her connection, let's go after him too" that the RIAA has pursued. They're seriously speculating she either tampered with her computer beyond the ability of their "expert" to detect, or someone else brought a computer into her home (but they want to inspect her son's desktop computer anyway). I don't know why this case is even still going... Neither do I.

      ...it's utterly ridiculous. That it is. That it is.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    9. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This expert opinion came from the witness, not from me. He isn't a puppet being told by his handlers what to say, like the RIAA's expert.

      You're post sounds like pure RIAA-troll material, from the obligatory disclaimer

      I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU and, for the most part, I hate how the RIAA conducted themselves, but this is pretty ridiculous to the pretense of fair mindedness

      I have to say I've pretty much lost all remaining respect I had for him to the sophistry

      Jacobson didn't say that MediaSentry's methods were correct. He said he assumed they were correct. There's a huge difference here. to the ludicrous payload which no one in the world, not even the RIAA lawyers, not even Jacobson himself, believes:

      Jacobson's testimony was perfectly fine. Your post sounds quite phony to my ear.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    10. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by letsief · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not sure why you think I'm a RIAA troll (or what you mean by phony, for that matter). I don't think I was particularly supportive of the RIAA. Yes, I'm defending Jacobson. You can argue with the data that he received, but I'm still convinced his conclusions are correct. That doesn't mean there aren't other possibilities, but Jacobson came to the overwhelmingly likely conclusions.

      Now, if you didn't go out and look for someone to basically testify to what Pouwelse said that's one thing. If he approached you and said "I'd love to rip into Jacobson" then maybe I was being a bit harsh on you. I suspect that wasn't the case, but its certainly a possibility. But, I would think a certain amount of witness coaching went on- you telling him what you're looking for and him telling you what he's willing to say. In and of itself, that's fine. But, if that did go on, it seems a little disingenuous to say "I didn't say that- the expert did."

      In any case, while you're probably a perfectly nice person in "real life", you were unnecessarily rude and arrogant when you examined Jacobson. In particular I'm thinking back to your little vocabulary quiz.

      I had another post in this thread. I'm actually genuinely curious to read any response you might have to that one.

    11. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Your other post confirmed to me that you are a troll. And this one is just icing on the cake. Maybe you're my cyberstalker.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    12. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by nontrad · · Score: 1

      Well then Doug is not the bad guy, the RIAA is. The way I read his testimony, he was saying he could not find any indication of any P2P on the computer. In my mind, that would show innocence and the RIAA should have gone away with its tail between its legs. It's the RIAA who made the jump in conclusions- not Doug.

      I've never detected any indication of a big ego in Doug (yep, I've known him for several years). I've also not heard any instance where his personal ethics were questioned. I highly doubt that he got anywhere near the payment the "expert" overseas got. Why couldn't they find someone to offer a rebuttal in the U.S.? Is it because they saw how Doug has been persecuted and decided they didn't want to get anywhere near this case?

      I think that if the RIAA really wanted a forensic review of the HD that would stand up in court, they should have gone to a company with a track record in not only forensics but court testimony.

    13. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by letsief · · Score: 1

      You know, I can understand why you'd say that from my initial post, but I think the other two posts were perfectly reasonable. At least, the second one was. The previous response to you was a little less civil.

      I certainly realized my posts would encourage an angry response or two. I don't think they should have, but I knew it was likely. Perhaps that makes me a troll. If so, I can deal with that. I tend to play devil's advocate, and I like that role. I still claim that I made arguable, but valid, points. But, if you really think that I'm just spouting off meaningless garbage that couldn't possibly have any value, then we're obviously not going to have any kind of meaningful conversation.

    14. Re:Not exactly unbiased is he? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      But, if you really think that I'm just spouting off meaningless garbage that couldn't possibly have any value It's meaningless garbage, but it possibly has value to your overlords.

      then we're obviously not going to have any kind of meaningful conversation There. I knew if you kept talking you'd eventually say something that was true.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  25. Naturally... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    ... the RIAA "expert", who is against P2P, is called "borderline incompetent" by not just an expert, but by one of the world's foremost experts on the science of P2P file sharing! That's right. The RIAA's shill is an "expert", the guy who opposes him is a scientist, so he must be right!

    Look, to be fair, the guy probably is incompetent, but Slashdot just has a way of questioning the facts only at convenient times.

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    1. Re:Naturally... by peektwice · · Score: 1

      I disagree... I question all facts, all the time. I only believe conjecture and speculation.

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    2. Re:Naturally... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be a scientist to see that Jacobson is wrong. Just read his testimonies. I did. For me, Pouwelse merely agrees with what I had already concluded, and so that part isn't news to me. I also read Jacobson's speech that he gave to the US Congress, on Jacobson's own web site. It's not worthy. He would have done well to have run it past a few more critics before going in front of Congress. It's one thing to simplify in the interest of brevity, but I thought it went beyond that into the misleading and wrong.

      I suspect that more digging into Jacobson's other work will turn up all kinds of problems. He was unethical in this work for a court case, and so I very much doubt he's ethical everywhere or hardly even anywhere else. He may well go the way of Hwang Woo-suk, who is an excellent example of how astonishingly far a smooth and knowledgeable enough shyster can get before the big fall. It's very tempting for universities to conveniently overlook what appear to be minor problems so long as the professor is bringing in the grant monies. I wonder if this publicity will at last clue in Iowa State that they have a problem, and move them to do something about it.

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  26. See Groklaw's analysis, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This story is on Groklaw, too.

    There's an absolutely night-and-day comparison between the "expert" and the expert. One won't discuss his fee arrangement without a court order, the other put it in his report. One was produced as a witness to testify about things that, under oath, he said he knew nothing about, while the other wasn't.

    I simply cannot understand why Dr. Jacobsen would put his name on a report like that, but I can't imagine that it will enhance his career.

    1. Re:See Groklaw's analysis, too by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Funny

      I simply cannot understand why Dr. Jacobsen would put his name on a report like that, but I can't imagine that it will enhance his career.
      I think a quote from Spaceballs says it best.

      We're not doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!
  27. The word "incompetent" by initialE · · Score: 1

    Well, it somehow brings to mind the concept that willful disregard isn't on the table. Is it a get-out-of-jail-free card?

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    Starbucks, Harbuckle of Breath.
  28. Borderline pregnant by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    When my wife collapsed at work they did some bloodwork and it came back "borderline pregnant". She was told to come back for another test after a few days.

    "Borderline"...It's called a euphemism.

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  29. I think this is the info you wanted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wish NYCL were here right now. I know he has all that stuff on his site... somewhere.

    Here's what I was able to dig up:

    * RIAA Lawsuits UMG v. Lindor Index
    * April 12th report (this is the long one)
    * Another one
    * Original declaration (this was the first one, IIRC)
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    * NYCL's index
    * Deposition transcript

    If NYCL shows up and contradicts me on any point, listen to him, not me. He's MUCH better than I am at keeping track of all these crazy lawsuits.

    - I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property

    In a completely OT note, if someone posts this before me, it's because I have to wait an hour or more between posts. This is one of the few things I regret about submitting without an account.

    1. Re:I think this is the info you wanted? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      You got most of it. Actually there were links in TFA to everything, but I've responded separately to Bruce's post, giving him the links. Prof. Pouwelse reviewed the deposition and deposition exhibits, plus the supplemental report.

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  30. Experts say what they are paid to say by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Always take what any expert witness says with a large grain of salt. They are paid handsomely for their opinions. In a trial I witnessed, for example, in a controversy involving RAM cache, an expert testified that storing data on a hard disk would count as storing it in RAM cache, because hard disks are random access devices. You'd have a hard time finding anyone in the industry who ever used RAM cache to include caches on hard disk before that expert wrote his report, but having that opinion was better for the party that hired him, so he dug deep, and found a way to say that with a straight face.

    This guy was definitely an expert. He had a string of well respected papers a mile long. He was an IEEE Fellow. He'd been, I believe, the head of the EE department at one or major engineering colleges. Advisor to numerous top companies, and member of numerous standardization committees. But he's retired now, and was probably getting $50-$100k (plus expenses) to find a way to say that disk cache was RAM cache, so even if that is a ridiculous position to take, it's not going to harm his career, or even his reputation. Even if his ridiculous position at this one trial came to the attention of people currently active in his field, they all know about the expert witness game, and will dismiss this. As long as you don't outright perjure yourself, taking a ridiculous position for money in court won't hurt you.

    1. Re:Experts say what they are paid to say by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      In a trial I witnessed, for example, in a controversy involving RAM cache, an expert testified that storing data on a hard disk would count as storing it in RAM cache, because hard disks are random access devices.

      As an observer, can you get in trouble for laughing and yelling "that's a load of crap" at appropriate times?

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  31. Re:Tsk, tsk - technicality vs grammar nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Common slang is "my bad" to indicate that someone takes blame for an error. The opposite would logically be "your bad" and the contra-positive would be "your right" as it was potentially used here. To paraphrase the original, "Gosh, that correct statement that belongs to you!"

    Iffin eye no y its rong, aint it steal rite?

  32. Groklaw Had an Article on Saturday by darkonc · · Score: 1
    Groklaw was asked to look at, and comment on this testimony some time ago by someone associated with the defence, and so PJ was interested in the result and noted that the defence report seemed to, generally, agree with the Groklaw analysis.

    ... writing that the Jacobson reports demonstrate "borderline incompetence." Which is pretty much what you concluded.
    To which one Groklawer replied: "I don't recall anyone on Groklaw using the word 'borderline'. "
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  33. Re:Groklaw Had an Article on Saturday (links) by darkonc · · Score: 1

    Forgot to put the links to Saturday's Groklaw article and also the earlier Groklaw Analysis work (the later has links to analysis of an even earlier report).

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  34. Borderline Incompetent Prof Too... by thedude13 · · Score: 1

    I had him for a class at Iowa State and he couldn't quit staring at the cameras in the classroom long enough to actually teach anything. Terrible prof, terrible witness. He's one of those profs who latched onto computer security b/c it was the hot new thing the gov't was giving out grants for

    1. Re:Borderline Incompetent Prof Too... by knat_2 · · Score: 1

      Wow way to complete your sentences...

      Maybe what you need to realize is that when you are in a distance education class, the professor needs to teach to the 30 OTHER students not there also... If he has no knowledge, how did he build ISEAGE? How are the CyberDefense Competitions at ISU such a National thing?

      Nate Evans
      Iowa State University PHD Candidate
      Computer Engineering

  35. I hate to pick nits, but... by Xenographic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > so when the judge calls his testimony "borderline incompetent," the judge is signalling that it may be likely to get thrown out.

    I really hate to undermine you because you make a lot of good points, but unless I've badly misread this whole story, it was an expert witness hired by the defense who called the RIAA's 'expert' testimony "borderline incompetent" ...

    Now, don't misunderstand. I fully agree with that characterization. I was here on Slashdot (and Groklaw) helping to dissect every wrong statement in it I could find. I trawled through all those leaked MediaDefender emails to see if there were any juicy bits that could help at trial. This man is right! ... but I don't think he's a judge.

    Hopefully the judge WILL agree with this soon and we'll have a ruling making you retroactively correct, though!

    Oh, I should mention one other thing. The RIAA *DOES* have an odd habit of citing random posts online and airing them in court. Mostly they focus on Mr. Beckerman's blog and try to use that against him in court, but I would _NOT_ put it past them to cite any other random comment online if they thought it would prove anything. I don't think it's bought them anything, and you're certainly correct that judges do not seem to pay much attention to them.

    But it's still one of those things to be aware of, because I've seen plenty of evidence in legal filings that the RIAA is essentially cyber-stalking Mr. Beckerman, for all the good it will do them. Sort of like how SCO reads Groklaw all the time. Must be agonizing, that. Watching the public gawk at the train wreck you're making of your own business. I mean, even if the RIAA wins all these lawsuits, at best, they'll teach people to hate corporate music.

    1. Re:I hate to pick nits, but... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The RIAA *DOES* have an odd habit of citing random posts online and airing them in court. Mostly they focus on Mr. Beckerman's blog and try to use that against him in court....... I've seen plenty of evidence in legal filings that the RIAA is essentially cyber-stalking Mr. Beckerman, for all the good it will do them. It's odd, isn't it? They did it recently in Arista v. Does 1-21. I thought it was funny when Ars Technica reported that the head of the RIAA litigation effort was seen reading my blog on his laptop at the Capitol v. Thomas trial.
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    2. Re:I hate to pick nits, but... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      I feel that it's akin to SCO reading Groklaw, personally. I wish them the same fortune, too :-]

    3. Re:I hate to pick nits, but... by rhizome · · Score: 1

      it was an expert witness hired by the defense who called the RIAA's 'expert' testimony "borderline incompetent" ...

      My mistake.

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  36. Let's compare that with the RIAA expert... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > Prof. Johan Pouwelse got 220 Euros per hour plus expenses for his "investigation" and report. Do you really think he was unbiased in his report? Could one of the reasons he agreed to do this was to toot his own horn as an "expert"?

    Umm, that's what? $500 or something per hour? If he were like the RIAA "expert", he'd have only spent one hour on it... Okay, I'm sure he spent longer, but that's not that much in the legal world, really.

    As you must have noticed, he put that in his declaration under the heading FULL DISCLOSURE, so it's not exactly a secret. The RIAA "expert" and his fee arrangements are the subject of a discovery motion. Does that make you think THEY are honest? They're hiding it unless they get a court order requiring its disclosure!

    The fees they pay MediaSentry are also being withheld. And the RIAA "expert" is the one who peddled his anti-P2P software to Ohio State as mentioned in one of Mr. Beckerman's comments, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that he has some business arrangement there he's not eager to disclose.

    I don't mean to claim that either one has an improper financial conflict of interest, mind you, because there isn't sufficient information to prove that yet to my knowledge. But if anyone did have one, well... let's just say that the RIAA and their witness are far more suspicious and far less forthcoming than the defendant and leave it at that.

  37. Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to have you double-check it. I wouldn't care to miss anything. But I'm terrible at remembering names, so I didn't want to get confused by all the record labels, Does and their various cases. So for that, I thank you.

    In a completely unrelated note, I noticed a lot of calls for EFF donations in this story, which is a good thing because it's my understanding that they helped fund this. If you've seen any of my submissions, you might know that I often submit http://www.eff.org/support as my "homepage" so that my name becomes a link to it (I rotate between a few sites that I advocate, but the EFF support page is the most useful). Would you care to consider doing that for the EFF donation page, too? I feel like it might help.

    Your stories are already on your blog (which, of course, also has an expert witness fund donate button), so it seems to me that readers will already go to your blog anyway, so that URL is sort of an "extra" you can use for a bit of light advocacy, or at least that's how I like to use it (heck, I even use my "name" for that ...). Mind you, I'm just someone who supports the EFF, not someone who represents it, but I feel like it would be a good way to help increase support. Though you might have trouble with the RIAA getting confused about who you work for again :-)

    It's just a thought, so feel free to ignore it. No matter what, I'm glad to have you representing those being oppressed by the RIAA, and I wish you many victories in court.

    - I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property

    1. Re:Thanks! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I noticed a lot of calls for EFF donations in this story, which is a good thing because it's my understanding that they helped fund this. It's great to contribute to EFF, because they do many good things, and have filed some wonderful amicus curiae briefs, but they did not help to fund this. The money came from private individuals contributing to the Expert Witness Defense Fund being administered by the Free Software Foundation.
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  38. My bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, I get all the people confused sometimes. Like I said, I'm bad with names :-/ So I appreciate the correction.

    Might want to consider making a link to that fund your "homepage" then. I know that both do good work and I do tend to confuse what they're doing at times.

    - I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property

  39. Where will we see your analysis? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    I'm interested in reading it, but I fear that this discussion will leave the front page in not so very long. Do you plan to put your analysis here, then?

  40. Re:Tsk, tsk - technicality vs grammar nazi by irenaeous · · Score: 1

    Nah. Thanks for the interesting defense, but your wrong and the grammer Nazi is right. I was not intentionally using a contra-positive.

  41. Re: Been saying for years that by dkarma · · Score: 1

    a first semester CS student with rudimentary knowledge of networking could pick apart the prosecution's arguments.

    All you'd have to do is set up a server on one side of the room and two workstations behind a router on the other. Sit someone down behind each computer and have them access a web page on the server. The web page would show the IPs of both workstations as the same IP - hence IP does not identify a unique computer. Then have different people sit down at the exact same computers and read the IP info again. Of course it wouldn't have changed thus proving that an IP can't be linked directly to an individual either.

    Basically 5 min of setup would destroy the RIAA's entire case.

  42. Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think your sarcasm meter may need adjustment, my good man.

    The amount of abuse a sarcasm meter gets around here will cause it to explode if you don't protect it from overload.

    1. Re:Sarcasm by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I think your sarcasm meter may need adjustment, my good man. Agreed. I'm a little slow on the uptake.
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