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The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old
CaptainCarrot writes "Phil Plait, aka The Bad Astronomer has summarized for his readers the new results released by NASA from the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP), which has been surveying the 3K microwave radiation left over from the Big Bang. Some of the most interesting results: The age of the universe is now known to unprecedented accuracy: 13.73 billion years old, +/- 120 million. Spacetime is flat to within a 2% error margin. And ordinary matter and energy account for only 4.62% of the universe's total. Plait's comment on the age result: 'Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.'"
They forgot to take into account the time they did the experiment and the time they published the results.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
'Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.'"
You NEVER tell a woman she looks older!!!
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There was a universe before I was born?
Well, I'm glad that's settled. Now let's see if they can figure out my mother-in-law's age.
"After about a microsecond, it had cooled enough for protons and neutrons to form. Three minutes later (yes, just three minutes) it had cooled enough for protons and neutrons to stick together."
Is it a literal microsecond or a figurative one? You always have to question measurements of time in creation stories. Did they really mean a minute? Maybe that minute was 4 years long...
This would make a good bar bet - which is flatter, the universe, or Kansas?
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Do the math, the earth really is 6,000 god years x 2288333 1/3 human yr/god yr = 13.73 billion human years old!
It all fits, the answers were already right before your eyes in the good book. Who needs a scientician or "NASA" to tell us this when we already know it?!
My work here is dung.
Contrary to what the average slashbot living in their parents' basement thinks, there *is* hard scientific evidence that the Earth is only 6000 years old.
For example...
I wonder how many atheists will just pooh-pooh this evidence instead of actually trying to retort it.
And when you can get a ship traveling sufficient close to C for this to be the case, let us know.
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So... you've proved that Photons are Christian?
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Only if they've "seen the light".
I have this rowboat outside called the Poseidon. I drop a C compiler CD-ROM into the water next to it and I'm in a ship traveling close to C. Heck, I can travel close to C++ for that matter.
The universe was born on February 29 - so it's really just a bit over 3 billion years old.
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Come on, don't show your bias; try to be Objective-C.
No, Photons have mass, they are Catholic.
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I like Bill Hick's response to that argument.
"Well, God put fossils here to test our faith!"
"I think he put you here to test my faith, dude."
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Oh boy I can see it now, the universe is 17.79 billion years and should go thru puberty soon. Bad mood swings, voice changes, hair growing on funny places like Saturns rings, the M31 and M5 galaxies are both getting bigger,.....and those funny sensations.
..........FULL STOP.