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Zebrafish Regenerative Ability May Lead To Help In Humans

esocid tips us to news out of Duke University Medical Center, where researchers have discovered a type of microRNA that is related to the ability of zebrafish to regenerate lost or damaged organs. This is the result of a study initiated after it was discovered that zebrafish were able to recover from "massive injury" to the heart through their own regenerative biology. The scientists hope to be able to use this information to bring about similar healing in humans. Zebrafish have also been helpful in cancer research. "In zebrafish, one or more microRNAs appear to be important to keep regeneration on hold until the fish needs new tissue, the Duke researchers say. In response to an injury, the fish then damp down levels of these microRNAs to aid regrowth. Poss and many other cell biologists believe that mammals may have the same tissue regeneration capability as zebrafish, salamanders and newts, but that it is locked away somewhere in our genome, silenced in the course of evolution."

106 comments

  1. heh by ionix5891 · · Score: 5, Funny

    if i had a tail i'll play with it all day...

    1. Re:heh by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you know the etymology of Latin "penis", then your comment ends up saying something more than you probably intended.

    2. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know the etymology of latin "penitus invidia", then your comment ends up saying something more about your ATI ownership than you probably intended.

    3. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It means you're a furry.

      Freak! >:(

    4. Re:heh by neomunk · · Score: 1

      That "she" is pre-op?

  2. Can we grow our heads back? by CRCulver · · Score: 1, Informative

    This reminds me of that godawful late Beowulf Shaeffer story by Larry Niven "Procrustes" (collected in Crashlander ) where someone loses their head and an autodoc manages to grow one back. I mention this not hoping anyone would go read the story, but to provide a forum where other people who lost hours of their lives to late Niven can express their feelings and frustrations to a sympathic audience of people who did the same.

    1. Re:Can we grow our heads back? by foobsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      where someone loses their head and an autodoc manages to grow one back

      Hmm ...

      Quote: "But they got him into the autodoc anyway. It was a puppeteer-shaped coffin, form-fitted to Nessus himself, and bulky Puppeteer surgeons and mechanics must have intended that it should handle any conceivable circumstance. But had they thought of decapitation?

      They had. There were two heads in there, and two more with necks attached, and enough organs and body parts to make several complete puppeteers. Grown from Nessus himself, probably; the faces on the heads looked familiar.
      From Ringworld, by Larry Niven."

      CC.

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    2. Re:Can we grow our heads back? by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

      With Puppeteers it's slightly more "believable", because a Puppeteer's brain is under its back. The "heads" hold only the eyes and the mouth, as well as serving to manipulate objects like hands.

    3. Re:Can we grow our heads back? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Informative

      The autodoc didn't grow his head back. It grew his body back, starting from only a head.

  3. Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    after all my drinking sessions I now get a healthy liver and then get eaten by a lion.

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  4. Re:Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis by arivanov · · Score: 1

    That and walking at an angle based on your social rank. I do not have zebrafish nowdays, but IIRC they swim at different angles with the ones on the bottom of the society ladder at the steepest angle and the dominant one in the tank swimming nearly horisontally.

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  5. wouldn't get my hopes up by nguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Human life expectancy is quite long by animal standards, so it seems like we probably just don't need this anymore. On the other hand, there are usually tradeoffs with these kinds of mechanisms, and turning it on again may have rather negative side-effects.

    1. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by gravesb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. There must be some evolutionary reason to turn it off, as it seems that this gene, in and of itself, would lead to sturdier off-spring, and thus propagate. It would be interesting to know why it got turned off, though. Rampant cancer, maybe?

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    2. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by nguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cancer is a likely risk. I doubt it's rampant, though; just enough to make it problematic.

      There is one ray of hope: some of these genes may have been turned off not because they are harmful, but because they use energy and have been made largely redundant. If you have good eyes and a good brain, for example, you are less prone to injury. Since energy isn't a problem anymore, reenabling these genes may make you both slim and healthy. It's a possibility, but I still wouldn't get my hopes up...

    3. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well ... assuming this ability still exists in humans, and further assuming that we find a way to turn it on, there are situations where one might be willing to accept an increased risk of cancer or some other infirmity. I mean, suppose you were someone that had had his penis shot off: wouldn't you take the chance of a little cancer to get your rod back?

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    4. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      It seems likely that such a mechanism would be used mostly later in life ... after the reproductive years have passed. And so, evolution would not likely promote or demote this trait.

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    5. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by Takichi · · Score: 1

      I dunno. From what I've learned, you can't give reason to evolution. Perhaps there was a different characteristic that provided better fitness to an individual, but that same individual lacked proper regenerative capabilities. No real reason for it to happen, it just did.

    6. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Evolution does not produce optimal individuals, it produces optimal[1] populations. It is against the interests of a species (from an evolutionary perspective) for individuals to live forever. If individuals live forever there is no evolution of the species because there is no change. If there is no change, then environmental changes can cause the extinction of the species.

      Even if the self-repair has no side effects then it will likely lead to extinction of the species if it doesn't have the intelligence and technology to modify itself. Producing sturdier offspring is not a good thing in this case, because the parent, by not dying, will compete directly with its own offspring. Eventually, they will consume all of their available food and become extinct. Or they will recognise this, stop breeding, and die off when their environment changes.


      [1] Locally optimal, anyway.

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    7. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Huh. Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.

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    8. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      It seems likely that such a mechanism would be used mostly later in life ... after the reproductive years have passed. And so, evolution would not likely promote or demote this trait.

      Grandparents help in the raising of their childrens children. I don't think being too old to reproduce isolates you from evolution. And how old would a man have to be to not become a parent?

    9. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      I mean, suppose you were someone that had had his penis shot off: wouldn't you take the chance of a little cancer to get your rod back?

      OMG, I already can imagine the spam:
      Turn on regeneration in your penis, make it grow 5 inches, only 99$, minimal cancer risk, money back guaranteed.

    10. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that a fair number of cancer patients would part with their organs in a second if it meant another thirty to forty years. Living without sex and peeing awkwardly may sound awful, but a slow death isn't so great either.

    11. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by pseudochaos · · Score: 1

      Well right now the main detriment that aging brings to the table is cardiovascular health, so after a certain age (depending on the person) they're no longer healthy enough to have sex. I'm curious if regeneration would perhaps mitigate this factor, as cardiac cells could conceivably be regenerated to undo the effects of aging as well.

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    12. Re:wouldn't get my hopes up by comradeeroid · · Score: 1

      Well, there are a few things to take into consideration here. One is that procreation won't stop just because dying stops. Which will mean that there are still opportunities for the population to evolve.
      The other on is that longer lifespans and regenerative abilities would definitely help us in the conquering of space, which is an evolutionary advantage compared to staying around here waiting for the next ELE to come around.
      And since we as a species have the life expectancy of about (pulling random but plausible number out of hat) another 500 years or so (at best) unless we shape up signifcantly, we're not doing any natural evolution. Let's just kickstart all the genes we have and hope one of them does something usefull.

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  6. The unavoidable question is, by overshoot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... what is the evolutionary benefit that mammals get from not regenerating?

    I'm reminded of a story from Analog in the 60s, where they figure out how to stimulate toot regeneration. Except that, once the technique has been in use for a while, they find out that it doesn't stop producing new teeth ...

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    1. Re:The unavoidable question is, by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting. In Gene Wolfe's novella Seven American Nights (collected in The Island of Doctor Death ), the inhabitants of a post-apocalyptic America where some kind of nuclear radiation accident had occured repulse the narrator with their extra teeth. Perhaps your story in Analog is where Wolfe got the idea from?

      This Slashdot story seems to be bringing up more associations with science fiction than usual.

    2. Re:The unavoidable question is, by FatalChaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well one problem with regenerating is that it probably requires a LOT of energy, which would speed up metabolism a lot. Maybe our regenerating ancestors couldn't find enough food to support the feature, and plus if food is scarce and you are pooling a lot of energy to support this regeneration, this might lower your overall muscle mass or brain size, etc.

    3. Re:The unavoidable question is, by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a story from Analog in the 60s, where they figure out how to stimulate toot regeneration

      Nothing special about that. I do it with pepperoni pizza all the time. Legumes also work well.

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    4. Re:The unavoidable question is, by vertinox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... what is the evolutionary benefit that mammals get from not regenerating?

      Given the hostile everyday nature of the wild, an animal has a far better chance of surviving in the long run if he gets back on his feet after an injury even if it isn't a full one. Its far quicker for scar tissue to reform than it is to recreate all the tissue back in a perfect fashion.

      So rather having an open wound for several weeks on on end, a wild mammal would have a scab within 24 hours and then later initial scar tissue within a week

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    5. Re:The unavoidable question is, by Epistax · · Score: 1

      ... what is the evolutionary benefit that mammals get from not regenerating?

      Well, if the typical regeneration benefit would come to someone who is too old or otherwise too hurt to possibly be a parent, there's no way for a genetic advantage to pass along. I don't know if that's what's going on here.

      Or conversely, perhaps the regeneration scheme has a better chance of screwing things up than that of a freak accident occurring. The opposite might be true for a zebra fish, thus it could develop.

      I'm talking ottah my butt here, but it sounds good to me at the moment.

    6. Re:The unavoidable question is, by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      The resources devoted to being able to regenerate could be used to avoid injury, instead. Even if you heal quickly and from grievous injuries, it's better not to get hurt in the first place--especially if the lack of regeneration means you're better able to avoid mishaps that would kill you instantly.

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    7. Re:The unavoidable question is, by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Evolution works on species, not on individuals. It doesn't select individuals likely to survive, it selects species. For evolution to work, it needs some random elements introduced into the genes regularly, which means it favours short-lived creates since they go through more evolutionary cycles in a given amount of time. If individuals live longer then competing species will become better adapted to their evolutionary niche. At this point the species dies out in most cases. Intelligence skews this since it means that adaptation is no longer a random process. Humans can adapt to their environments without changing their biology, which reduces the advantage of a short lifespan.

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    8. Re:The unavoidable question is, by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there is something to the fact that, by and large, animals who can regenerate profoundly are cold-blooded, and no natural warm-blooded animals I'm aware of can do that. We already expend huge amounts of energy just keeping ourselves warm. Perhaps the regeneration faded with the increased energy expenditure from warm-bloodedness.

    9. Re:The unavoidable question is, by hicksw · · Score: 1

      Like "End of Summer", by Algis Budrys, Astounding Science Fiction, November 1954?

      A cure for cancer/death also cured long term memory.

    10. Re:The unavoidable question is, by jdelisle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm reminded of a story from Analog in the 60s, where they figure out how to stimulate toot regeneration. A can of beans, perhaps?
    11. Re:The unavoidable question is, by ultranova · · Score: 1

      ... what is the evolutionary benefit that mammals get from not regenerating?

      What evolutionary benefit do you get from not being able to produce your own vitamin C ? What evolutionary benefit do people get from hereditary illnesses ? Evolution doesn't neccessarily weed out harmful mutations if they aren't harmful enough; so perhaps we simply got unlucky.

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  7. Lend me your ears by pizzach · · Score: 5, Funny

    AGH! I have ears regenerating all over my body! Get them off!

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    1. Re:Lend me your ears by steveheath · · Score: 1

      we could create one heard of cows and just chop bits off at intervals.. then just wait for it to regrow! very handy if you get a really tasty piece of beef...

  8. Why would regeneration ability be lost in mammals? by temcat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my fairly limited understanding of evolution theory, the features that help to survive are retained through the natural selection. Regeneration ability seems to help to survive - why would it be lost then? Could it be that the time required to naturally regenerate was so long that the animal weakened by the injury died anyway by natural (lack of food and/or water access, climatic factors) or violent (predators) death?

  9. Re:Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Could be worse. Instead of zebrafish, you could have a bananafish problem.

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  10. Don't do it! by Dr.+Curt+Conners · · Score: 1

    It will end in pain. Trust me on this one. The world really doesn't need a Zebrafishman.

    1. Re:Don't do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a documentary on your condition yesterday morning. Very sad. I hope your wife and son are okay.

  11. miRNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    FYI, as I guess this is not going to be obvious to everyone reading the article - microRNAs are a type of small RNA that are currently very popular in biology because they allow to "turn off" genes. Basically, microRNAs as well as related types of small RNA molecules switch off the synthesis of the product of a gene. Obviously, Wikipedia is going to offer more detail... Look up "RNA interference".

  12. Homeotherms by overshoot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Rampant cancer, maybe?

    That would be my guess. There's a good bit of research where they tinkered with mouse genes to accelerate or slow telomere erosion, and found that the natural mouse is pretty close to the maximum lifespan possible. Faster erosion causes the mice die of old age sooner, but slower erosion results in more cancer deaths.

    Regeneration may well have similar costs. Since all of the natural regenerators are poikilotherms, I would speculate that their overall lower metabolic rate has less risk of cancer. Giving up regeneration may well be the price we pay for warm blood.

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    1. Re:Homeotherms by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, but on the other hand, if we are able to reactivate an ancient yet problematic self-repair mechanism, there remains the possibility that we might fix it. Evolution doesn't guarantee optimal solutions by any means.

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    2. Re:Homeotherms by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Probably the best bet is to turn it on temporarily in a limited location.

    3. Re:Homeotherms by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That's usually the way it's done in most science-fiction stories, anyway. Does make the most sense, although it would be cool to be like the guy that instantly regenerates in the movie Silent Rage. Well ... minus the murderous psychopathy, anyway.

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    4. Re:Homeotherms by PieceofLavalamp · · Score: 1

      Yes there may be trade offs that doesn't reduce its worth. If its die from wounds now or cancer later i'd be okay with cancer later.

    5. Re:Homeotherms by 11223 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I saw that episode of SG: Atlantis. It never ends well.

    6. Re:Homeotherms by Richard.Tao · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Just because it wasn't evolutionary adaptive at the time doesn't mean it isn't helpful now. Our environment has changed quite a bit since we our genetics (supposedly) found it more adaptive to turn the trait off. And if we can activate it in the right situation, we're set.

    7. Re:Homeotherms by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Mainly because Dr. Weir is incompetent.

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    8. Re:Homeotherms by nguy · · Score: 1

      It's not clear to me how extending life far beyond the reproductive age is any more adaptive today than it was 50000 years ago. Even healthy folks rarely reproduce past 40, and rarely contribute productively past 70. You may not want to die or grow old, but from the point of view of adaptation, a life span of 70 years may still be optimal.

    9. Re:Homeotherms by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. The moment humans began to care for other members of their society survival of the fittest no long applied. What we want is far more relevant than what is evolutionarily beneficial to our species.

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    10. Re:Homeotherms by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      To me that would all depend on how painful the cancer and how much later it happens.

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    11. Re:Homeotherms by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The moment humans began to care for other members of their society survival of the fittest no long applied.

      Incorrect. What actually happened is that the definition of "fit" began including getting people to like you more than it did previously.

      "Survival of the fittest" is an oxymoron and therefore always true, so long as something survives, because the definition of "fit" is "that which survives", so the saying translates to: "Survival of that which survives". The only set of circumstances in which it would not be true would be total annihilation of all life; and even then you could argue that none was fit.

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    12. Re:Homeotherms by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You're saying that if a statement is an oxymoron then it is necessarily always true?

      Ups! I meant tautology. Argh.

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    13. Re:Homeotherms by nguy · · Score: 1

      The moment humans began to care for other members of their society survival of the fittest no long applied. What we want is far more relevant than what is evolutionarily beneficial to our species.

      Not at all. We are subject to evolutionary constraints just like any other species; it just doesn't work in the simplistic and naive way you think it does. Selection may well happen at the whole species level, or at the society level.

      Some societies are quickly eliminating themselves through low birth rates and life extension. The niches they leave may well be filled by people who are in some way or another genetically predisposed to shorter lifespans and high reproductive rates.

  13. Queue Intelligent Design people... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1
    Here they come... "But why would evolution get rid of a useful trait!". I'll tell you one possible reason why - random mutation. Offspring mutates to inactive "regen gene". Offspring lives. Bingo - whole line of offspring with inactive gene. It could also be that other mutations mitigated the benefit of this gene making it of small use and hence when it went away it didn't, in practice, limit viability of the offspring without it. For example (I'm making this up, but sounds plausible to me), cold-blooded species maybe able to live longer to allow repair mechanism to repair some types of catastrophic damage that would nearly instantly kill other species.

    [Not that only ID people will wonder about this, btw, just that they love to harp on this stuff - if, indeed, the research is even correct and this is actually even in our genome somewhere.]

  14. One small catch... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The regenerative ability doesn't help a zebrafish when swallowed up by a larger fish.

  15. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by stephend · · Score: 1

    Evolution isn't really about survival into old age, more survival to an age where reproduction is possible -- just ask a male praying mantis. So one possible reason why regeneration abilities didn't survive is that it mainly benefits older animals who are less likely to be generating off-springs.

  16. Re:Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH shit a lion get in the car!!!!!

  17. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

    The problem is cancer.

    Regeneration is ... massive and nearly unlimited cell growth
    Cancer is ... massive and unlimited cell growth

    A tiny mistake in regeneration will therefore cause cancer very reliably, and quite deadly. In order to let people get really old, cancer must be prevented (most dogs could easily live up to 25, with reduced bodily function, instead of 15 without cancer, but they have more chance of recovering from large injuries during those 15 years).

    There is another problem. Another very important reason human bodies don't regenerate is the immune system blocking the regeneration process. (you can prevent cuts from becoming scars with a large dose of aspirin and making sure the wound is not in contact with air (by making sure it's soaked in warm liquid for example)).

    You can make regeneration easily very effective in humans ... just cut the immune system to a very low level, and disable a few cancer prevention mechanisms. Of course, make one tiny mistake, say 100 viral particles, and your patient probably won't survive.

    Maximum age and regeneration are forces pushing in opposite directions. You can't have your cake and eat it, I guess. This research will, if it works, present a choice to people, a short, very robust life, or a long one where you'd probably best avoid any injuries. "Forever young" this is not.

  18. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    Genome has interrelated genes, so turning regeneration on can be beneficial, but it also can turn on undesirable genes/RNA.Not necessary cancer but it may be something like 20% more susceptibility to malaria or something selected against in the far past.
    it could be something which monkeys had problem with or entirely freak mutation which had more survival potential.
    Its like the case with internal Vitamin C production which humans lack,but goats possess.

  19. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Forever young" this is not.

    Maybe not ... but as another poster pointed out, if this capability were activated on a temporary basis solely for the purpose of regenerating lost or damaged tissue, it would prove invaluable. Hell, if this did become practical, one could chop out diseased parts of an organ and simply regenerate them. Transplants could become a thing of the past. Lose an extremity? Regrow it!

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  20. Speed by KillaGouge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always though it was because that it is simply faster and easier to let the body scab over the wound then to try to let the internal structure regenerate. So the human body developed the scabbing ability so that humans who did get injured could quickly escape whatever injured them.

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    1. Re:Speed by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I think it's safe to say that both scabbing/scarring and regeneration are both damn slow compared to the mountain lion that just bit off your hand.

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  21. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Evolution doesn't happen along cleanly defined lines; lots of people are trotting out cancer as an easy problem to relate to regeneration, but it doesn't need to be anywhere near that complex. It could be as simple as the developments leading to warm blooded metabolism accidentally turning off regeneration, so as those organisms took over niches where being exothermic was a big advantage, regeneration disappeared.

    So the breakage of the regeneration mechanism could be completely incidental, even if was advantageous, if some species with broken regeneration evolved some other mechanism that conferred a larger advantage.

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  22. In case you didn't get it by pxc · · Score: 2, Informative

    penis
    1676, perhaps from Fr. pénis or directly from L. penis "penis," earlier "tail" (cf. Eng. tail in both senses, the sexual one slang), from PIE *pes-/*pesos- "penis" (cf. Skt. pasas-, Gk. peos, posthe "penis," probably also O.E. fæsl "progeny, offspring," O.N. fösull, Ger. Fasel "young of animals, brood"). The proper plural is penes. The adj. is penial. In psychological writing, penis envy is attested from 1924.
    http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=penis
    1. Re:In case you didn't get it by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      The proper plural is penes.

      It's one thing to know more than I can understand, but now I've learnt this, I'm just confused to where and when to apply this knowledge.

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    2. Re:In case you didn't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nontraditional twist on classic penis insults:
      "I'd still be more of a man than you if you had two penes!"

      Accusations of perversion against a large group:
      "Get your minds off your penes, you perverts!"

      A variation of the penis game:
      Rather than shouting penis, simply sing "99 preserved penes on the wall" progressively louder

      And of course, the infamous "this isn't my finger":
      "These aren't my fingers."
      "What the hell?"
      "They're my _penes_."

      Okay, maybe you're right. Any other ideas?

  23. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    And in the process turn any not-yet-cancerous warts into footballs ...

  24. Regeneration does occur naturally in humans by adj2375 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Skin, hair, fingernails, toenails. Imagine a world if evolution decided to make it so skin didn't regenerate anymore? Or if our hair stopped growing after it was cut or lost in an accident. Recall all those moments in your life that your hair was cut/ripped out and if that hair didn't grow back, what your head would look like now??
    If there were humans that were "phased out" because of their regeneration ability, it was probably because they didn't have the science/technology to stop the immediate trauma of the lost limb. So they quickly died before their body had the time to regenerate (bled to death). Hence, this species of humans wouldn't have had the quantity and lifespan to properly gain a foothold in the history of humans.

    1. Re:Regeneration does occur naturally in humans by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Recall all those moments in your life that your hair was cut/ripped out and if that hair didn't grow back, what your head would look like now??

      Like this?

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  25. And /. was first on reporting the by krkhan · · Score: 1

    Plot of next Spiderman sequel.

    1. Re:And /. was first on reporting the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is the villain half-man, half-zebrafish, or a man with a zebrafish skin grafted onto his own skin?

  26. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up! It would be great to turn this off or on as needed.

    That's apparently what the zebra fish do: the regen mechanism is dormant until they get injured and need to use it; then they "release control art restriction level" and allow the mechanism to work.

    I'm guessing the mechanism either never evolved in mammals, or else something about our biochemistry means whatever chemicals the fish use to either inhibit or activate the mechanism become unstable, thus leading to uncontrolled regen and cancer.

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  27. Re:Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    We looked in the car, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! I almost shit my pants!

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  28. "May be in mammals" by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

    Um... yeah. Mice have already been discovered that regenerate. (The MRL strain)

    Several years ago.

    It was on /.

  29. Re:Mighty Mice regenerate organs too by Morten+Hustveit · · Score: 5, Informative

    I recently contacted Ellen Heber-Katz, asking how the regenerating mice were progressing; they have not published anything about them in nearly two years. She replied that the mice are in fact still alive and breeding, which means that they have passed their life expectancy by at least half a year. She also said they will be releasing "lots of papers" in 2008.

  30. Re:Why would regeneration ability be lost in mamma by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

    Maybe, or maybe not. At this point nobody knows what would happen.

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  31. Zebrafishes aren't the only ones by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

    Axolotls do possess regenerating abilities as well.

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  32. Re:Mighty Mice regenerate organs too by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    She also said they will be releasing "lots of papers" in 2008. So she's been waiting on some new grad students then?
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  33. OLD NEWS! Explosm got there first by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
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  34. Obligatory Star Trek reference... by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    "The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney! The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!"

    "Fully functional?"

    "Fully functional!"

  35. Powdered Pig Bladder Extract by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Has been used to help regerate small sections of missing fingers/toes etc.....

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=437215&in_page_id=1965

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  36. Mammals can regenerate by Hotsphink · · Score: 1

    Most mammals can do it naturally when they're young, but the ability disappears almost completely with age. However, even older rats have been induced to regenerate limbs. There seems to be a critical level of nerve density required to trigger regeneration (actually, it looks like it might not be the nerves themselves, but rather the Schwann bodies surrounding the nerves). In mammals, the density is too low. Adding a very small DC current will cause certain cells to dedifferentiate into at least pluripotent stem cells, then redifferentiate to regenerate the lost tissues and structures. Well, that and creating an artificial neuroepidermal junction, which can be done surgically be rerouting the nerve. (In frogs, a non-mammal that cannot naturally regenerate except when young, the cells that revert to stem cells are red blood cells, oddly enough. Their red blood cells still have degenerate nuclei that can be reactivated. That seems to be a major reason why regeneration is so rare in mammals; our red blood cells don't have nuclei at all, and hence cannot be used. Fortunately, it appears that there are other cells floating about that will respond.)

    Of course, until recently all of this flew completely in the face of conventional medical beliefs, so I should warn that I'm giving you the opinions of a crackpot. (A crackpot who published much of this work in journals like Nature, and whose work has been reproduced at least in part. But considering that researchers still don't seem to have caught up with his work from the 70s, I'm guessing he's still considered a crackpot.)

    You, too, can read about this crazy crackpot's research in "The Body Electric", by Robert Becker and Gary Selden. And if you're interested in what I wrote above, you probably should, because I wrote from my memory of reading the book. So it's almost certain to be a horribly distorted version.