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The Arthur C. Clarke Gamma Ray Burst

Larry Sessions, a columnist for Earth & Sky, has suggested in his blog that the gamma-ray event whose radiation reached us a few hours before Arthur C. Clarke died, and which occurred 7.5 billion years ago, be named the Clarke Event. The outburst, which produced enough visible light to render it a naked-eye object across half the universe, is officially designated GRB 080319B. What more fitting tribute to Clarke than to associate his name with the greatest bang since the big one? Sessions suggests writing to any astronomers, heads of physics departments, or planetarium operators you know and talking up the proposal.

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  1. No Europa Landings! by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just don't name any missions to Europa after him! That would probably upset him.

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    1. Re:No Europa Landings! by volcanopele · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I think he would enjoy the irony if the landing site of the first Europa lander is named the "Arthur C. Clarke Station".

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  2. If they find a new cluster of stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they find a large cluster of stars in the near future, I'll recommend "The Dick Cheney Clusterfuck."

  3. Minor correction... by diesel66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What more fitting tribute to Clarke than to associate his name with the greatest bang since the big one? With all respect due Mr. Clarke and his burst, I would like to point out that Eccentrica Gallumbits is already well know as "the best bang since the big one".

    So long, Mr. Clarke, and thanks for all the fiction...
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  4. Re:no, don't care for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Clarke Event makes it sound like he was involved in it some way. Show that his death triggered the burst and I will be most impressed.

    "Look," whispered a Slashdotter, and Jollyreaper lifted his eyes to heaven. (There is always a last time for everything.)

    Overhead, in glorious blazes of gamma radiation, the stars were going out.

  5. In numbers I can understand, please by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1, Funny

    The outburst, whick produced enough visible light to render it a naked-eye object across half the universe

    What would that be in Teraballmers?

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    1. Re:In numbers I can understand, please by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about Light-Ballmerchairs?

    2. Re:In numbers I can understand, please by andy314159pi · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about Light-Ballmerchairs?
      First you'd have to find some experimentalists that were courageous enough to want to measure the the speed of a Ballmer thrown chair.
    3. Re:In numbers I can understand, please by snl2587 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's simple! Get a hand-held radar gun, find Steve Ballmer in a public place and ensure there's an easily-throwable chair nearby. Then point to someone and tell Steve that the guy said the iPod was inferior to the Zune. Viola! All that suffers is your conscience.

  6. Best bang since the big one by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 3, Funny

    What more fitting tribute to Clarke than to associate his name with the greatest bang since the big one?

    But Zaphod Beeblebrox already has a name. :)

  7. Re:no, don't care for it by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ever since I was a kid I wondered who this Haley was that first threw a comet out of our atmosphere.

  8. Re:it won't take much convincing by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

    the eliot spitzer event That one's already taken, don't worry though, she got a towel to clean that mess out of her hair.

    On a serious note, I do hope we can name it after Clarke, he has inspired many (including myself). And this seems as fitting a tribute as any.
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  9. Old news... by Chapter80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're just seeing this news on Slashdot now? This hit digg 7.49 Billion years ago.

  10. The Star by Guy+Harris · · Score: 3, Funny

    An explosive event in space named after Clarke? Oh, great....

  11. Re:no, don't care for it by q-the-impaler · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the gamma-ray event whose radiation reached us a few hours before Arthur C. Clarke died... I suspect it was Carl Sagan who fired that gamma-ray, knowing all to well Mr. Clarke was not wearing his tinfoil hat.
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  12. Re:Major correction... by db32 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please proceed to the counter to have your geek card revoked for the combined failure in incorrectly citing a classic AND incorrectly using a hyperlink and inadvertently pointing out your own first failure.

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  13. Re:Overdoing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've read some of Clarke's books, but I never read any of Mr. Geostationary's books. I'll look for him in the Gs, the next time I'm at the bookstore.

  14. Why God? by STrinity · · Score: 3, Funny

    There were so many stars you could have used. What was the need to give those people to the fire, so the symbol of their passing might shine above Sri Lanka?

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  15. So, what do you have against stars? by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, what if there's a inhabited planet around one of those stars and they find out what we think of them some day? We might be the ones who end up getting the shock-and-awe treatment, with a Mother Of All Nova Bombs.

    The only collection of objects that might deserve the name Cheney might be a scattering of parasite-ridden coyote droppings. Although given that scavenger dung may have better poll ratings . . .

  16. Re:no, don't care for it by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Look," whispered a Slashdotter, and Jollyreaper lifted his eyes to heaven. (There is always a last time for everything.)

    Overhead, in glorious blazes of gamma radiation, the stars were going out. "No, you dolt," said Jollyreaper. "It is a passing cloud." (The simplest explanation is usually the best.)

    "Ah, so it is," replied the Anonymous Coward, and crawled back into his cave.
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  17. Re:It's an alien conspiracy by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 2, Funny

    You killed Arthur! You bastards!

  18. Eccentrica Gallumbits by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...was the biggest bang since the big one so this burst should be named after her.

    OTH if a seven billion year old gamma ray burst could be used to debunk Christian mythology I think then maybe there is a case for naming it after Clarke.

  19. It already exists, and visible with the naked eye. by Dopamine,+Redacted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make sure you use a telescope with a clock drive and a filter. Declination: Undisclosed Right Ascension: Undisclosed

  20. Re:Overdoing it by setagllib · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's Prof. Geostationary to you, you insensitive clod.

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