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11-Year-Old Becomes Network Admin for Alabama School

alphadogg points out a story about 11-year-old Jon Penn, who took over control of a 60-computer school network in Alabama after the old administrator suddenly left. Penn provides technical support, selects software, and teaches his classmates about computers. From NetworkWorld: "The first thing Jon found as he leapt into the role of network manager was that he had to map out the network to find out what was on it. He bought some tools for this at CompUSA and realized there was an ungodly amount of computer viruses and spam, so he pressed the school to invest in filtering and antivirus protection. 'These computers are so old they don't support all antivirus programs,' Penn says. The school took advantage of a Microsoft effort called Fresh Start that offers free software upgrades for schools with donated computers, switching from Windows 98 to Windows 2000."

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  1. But does he post to Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he says he's too mature.

    1. Re:But does he post to Slashdot? by EvilNTUser · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bah. He has the whole school eating out of his hand and he didn't even TRY to install Linux. Corporate whore.

      He's probably had sex too. Bastard.

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    2. Re:But does he post to Slashdot? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's probably had sex too. Bastard. Well, if you controlled the whole network, wouldn't you go to redtu... Oooh, you mean with one of these females I keep hearing about.

      Yeah, he's a bastard!
    3. Re:But does he post to Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's probably had sex too.

      If that were the case we would all be reading about this on Fark, not Slashdot.

    4. Re:But does he post to Slashdot? by amccaf1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      With apologies to the Marx Brothers...

      Salesman: This network is so easy to administer, an 11-year-old child could do it!

      Groucho: Great! [quietly, to his aides] Quick, someone run out and get me an 11-year-old child; I can't make heads or tails of this O'Reilly guide!

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    5. Re:But does he post to Slashdot? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah. He has the whole school eating out of his hand and he didn't even TRY to install Linux. Corporate whore.

      He's probably had sex too. Bastard. I didn't RTFA. Was it a Catholic school?
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  2. While these stories are interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They always play on the 'boy genius' BS. He's just a normal kid making inexperienced mistakes along the way.

    BTW, couldn't he have just downloaded some free Windows or Linux based A/V rather than buying crap at CompUSA?

    1. Re:While these stories are interesting... by JamesTRexx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BTW...crap at CompUSA

      You said it yourself, he's making inexperienced mistakes along the way.

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    2. Re:While these stories are interesting... by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh really? At the rate he's going I think he might be CIO of a multinational company soon.

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    3. Re:While these stories are interesting... by Khuffie · · Score: 2

      Couldn't you read the article?

      "describing how he picked out the McAfee Secure Internet Gateway Appliance after evaluating it in a 30-day trial. He also looked at the Barracuda box a tad more costly and tried the Untangle open source product, which he said didnt meet the schools needs as well."

    4. Re:While these stories are interesting... by iamhassi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "They always play on the 'boy genius' BS. He's just a normal kid making inexperienced mistakes along the way."

      Exactly. He's just like any other computer-addicted 11 yr old, but instead of wasting his knowledge being forced to play silly final fantasy ps3 games like most kids his age he's been given the opportunity to help his mom ** admin a school.

      Average users would call him a "boy genius", slashdotters would probably describe him as "me when I was 11".

      "BTW, couldn't he have just downloaded some free Windows or Linux based A/V rather than buying crap at CompUSA?"

      probably because it's a school network and most free Windows software is for home users. Probably didn't use Linux because I'm sure he's not that familiar with linux to run 60 networked PCs from it, and besides schools get huge discounts from M$ so why run Linux? And when these kids go to high school and college and the corporate world they'll probably be running Windows anyway so why introduce them to Linux?

      What I want to know why is a 11 yr old doing this? Sure it makes for great news but being the network admin for a 60 PC school network is a full time job, where's the child labor laws? Or are they using him for free labor? Ah here it is:
      "For his technical recommendations, Jon has had to present his suggestions to the school's management for approval ("Because he's not an adult, I've been hovering around," his mother says.) " **

      So he suggests stuff and the adults decide whether it's a good idea or not. Oh I understand. Kind of like asking your kids what the family should have for dinner.

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    5. Re:While these stories are interesting... by CSMatt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think this is so much a "boy genius" article as much as it is a "K-12 IT departments are boneheads" article. I remember my high school's computers getting fried by Sasser way back when (I think I was 16 at the time) because IT had so much confidence in Deep Freeze that they turned off Windows Update and the anti-virus updates while the computers were frozen. I found this out about a month earlier and in hindsight should have told someone. Of course, only about a fourth of our school's PCs were running 2000 or XP so it wasn't devastating, but Deep Freeze caused any CHKDSK /F sessions to constantly reset themselves over and over again until the disks were re-imaged over the summer. I took the opportunity to write them a letter of recommendations, including leaving updates on and installing anti-spyware solutions, and by the fall it seemed that they listened because Windows Updates were back on and Ad-Aware was installed.

      Looking back I might have actually volunteered to help run their services after I graduated, but I cannot with good conscience filter someone's Internet access.

    6. Re:While these stories are interesting... by spazdor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And when these kids go to high school and college and the corporate world they'll probably be running Windows anyway Most college networks I've ever met ran Linux.
      This isn't to say it's necessarily useful to teach elementary school kids about OSS, but it's not as if no one uses it for anything in real life.
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    7. Re:While these stories are interesting... by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Exactly. He's just like any other computer-addicted 11 yr old, but instead of wasting his knowledge being forced to play silly final fantasy ps3 games like most kids his age he's been given the opportunity to help his mom ** admin a school.

      Average users would call him a "boy genius", slashdotters would probably describe him as "me when I was 11".

      Precisely. Not to knock what this kid's doing but, just you said, this was me when I was 11, actually before I was 11.

      My Story:

      My mother was one of the first people in our school system to buy a Mac. She bought an Apple LC II. Prior to that it was Apple IIes and IIGs for our school (I was in elementary school at the time). I had been helping the school out with Apple II issues since I was in 4th grade. We had a IIe at home so I had a leg up on my classmates and teachers. She brought the LC II home for the summer and I tore into it. After that I became the defacto Mac guy for the school. There's a reason why I have this nickname. She transferred to another elementary school (was a teacher at mine) when I was in 5th grade.

      I remember quite vividly the day the elementary school's secretary called me into the office to talk to the principal. It wasn't exactly an unusual occurrence since I was in trouble nearly daily. I couldn't figure out though which exact act I'd done landed me in the hot seat that day. When I got in there she handed me the phone. Still oblivious to what was going on I said hello. It was the principal working from the other elementary school and he had a computer problem. That wasn't the first time I'd been pulled from class to help with computers and it wasn't the last time either. I spent my remaining years in that school system as the district's IT guy. I was officially hired when I was in high school on the recommendation of Roy Keeton, an Apple Systems engineer (now deceased). My last period of the day was a career study period of sorts. I worked on the computers for the last hour of the day. I'd take a school car up to the elementary school (my old school had closed by then) and work on computers before practice started back at the HS. It became such a common occurrence that I even had a ready-made excuse for getting out of class. I could just tell my teachers that there was an emergency at the elementary school and they wouldn't bat an eye. Worked like a champ. :-)

      So yes, I'm sure that many of the Slashdot readers got started at an early age like this kid or myself. We didn't have shops like CompUSA. Hell the Internet was barely kicking at the time and even then only through large college campuses for the most part. We had one of the first elementary schools in the state to have every computer on the Internet thanks for a piece of software I found (VICOM Internet Gateway). It also helped that I was 1/3 of the helpdesk for our local telco/ISP in high school too. And yes I would have been posting on Slashdot had it existed at the time. Unfortunately it wasn't created until the year I went to college.

  3. The "old" administrator... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... was 12. He was ready for a career change after so long in IT.

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  4. Baptist, eh? by decken · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good for him, though comments like "technical people must have 'integrity and character,' and should use their skills for beneficial, not malicious purposes" and "It's his job to fight the bad guys" make his parents sound a bit loony.

    1. Re:Baptist, eh? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Given that I'm sure the "most important server" is the one which handles their "Knee mail" (http://www.victorymillbrook.com/prayer.php), what do you think?

    2. Re:Baptist, eh? by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great, now they'll be getting a bunch of prayer requests from /.

      "Dear God, please let my next emerge go without error..."

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  5. Goes to show by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That if you give kids responsibility early on, they'll step up. My last crop of interns at work were college juniors, and couldn't be trusted to make copies, much less administer anything.

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    1. Re:Goes to show by krewemaynard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When Victory Baptist School, a small private school in Millbrook, Ala., was struggling to keep its computer network together last year, an 11-year-old student named Jon Penn stepped in as network manager. Goes to show that if you can't afford a real IT guy, there might be a student who will do it for free. I didn't see anything in there about his parents getting a tuition break, Jon getting lunches...no kind of compensation was mentioned at all. And don't tell me "Well, he's getting experience..." He is, but I think the school is getting much more out of the deal.

      Having said that, I do understand that private schools sometimes struggle to make ends meet, especially on the IT side of things. But this situation still bothers me a bit.
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    2. Re:Goes to show by AlecLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remember there is a difference between responsibility and accountability. Who gets fired if the kid screws up?

    3. Re:Goes to show by Ritchie70 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It isn't disgusting that private schools are allowed to exist. It's disgusting that the public ones suck.

      Some parents want a specific type of education for their child. The public schools may not provide that. That is the case where a private school should exist, not because the public schools are substandard.

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    4. Re:Goes to show by mlyle · · Score: 2, Informative

      School voucher system? Only in about half a dozen states, and they're enormously varied You appear to be in Florida, where as far as I know there is no school voucher system-- so a statement that private schools are paid for everyone else appears to be either ignorant or dishonest on your part.

      And generally the school voucher implementations reimburse significantly less than the amount spent per student in public schools-- so if they were to enable a significant number to attend private instead of public school above those who would attend anyways, they'd actually increase per-student spending in public schools.

    5. Re:Goes to show by Ritchie70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it unlikely that private schools directly get public funding that otherwise would have gone to the public schools. Public funding, as far as I know, doesn't really go to private schools, except perhaps in the context of subsidies for student transportation to school. (I remember the local Catholic school when I grew up getting their students delivered on the same buses that ultimately went on to the public schools. It was just a stop along the way.)

      I think, rather, that his point was that the private schools allowed middle-to-upper income families to avoid the public schools, thereby reducing the interest of much of the public (and a high percentage of property owners and those who bother to vote) in the quality of the public schools.

      I bring up "property owners" because, in some (many?) parts of the US the local school districts receive a high percentage of their funding from real estate taxes.

      If your kid doesn't go to the public school, and you don't even know anyone who goes to the public school, you don't care if the public school sucks. In fact, you may even be in favor of it if it helps to keep your taxes lower.

      Now, if you're actually paying the tuition for private school, if you can save more in tuition than you would pay in increased taxes to make the local public school good, then you're ahead. But most tax payers don't have school-age children, so increased taxes are just more money out of their pocket without any visible direct return to them.

      If you are paying for private school now, that tax increase isn't going to go away when your kid graduates. So even for you, over the long haul, higher taxes for better schools may not make financial sense.

      If you follow the money, it becomes pretty easy to see why a lot of public schools suck.

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  6. Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a job by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Translation: his mother works at the school, and his dad's a civil engineer, no surprise that they'd have something to do with this. Child prodigy stories always gloss over the part you'd really want to know about, like how anyone in the administration figured it would be ok to have a minor sign contracts. Obviously he's not really the admin, his mom is, and he's just doing the work or something like that. An 11-year old isn't legal to work, there are these pesky child labor laws in this country (duh).

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  7. Re:Vista upgrade by drosboro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or the computers are donated and ancient, and can't run XP or Vista...

  8. Great...there goes my business. by qcs-rf.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    If any of our clients ever see this article, they're going to start hiring 11-year-olds and pay in comic books.

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    1. Re:Great...there goes my business. by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like they're already doing with webdesigners.

  9. "School Saves Money with Child Labor" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This headline had my interest until I read the summary. If the kid is so damned smart, why wasn't he using any of the many free online/ported tools instead of buying off the shelf crap at CompUSA? A move from Win98 to Win2k? Get real! There is nothing to see here except that the school is using child labor, and perhaps that the child is MORE qualified than the person they paid before him. That last part comes as no surprise, but it also doesn't say much.

    Moving on.

    1. Re:"School Saves Money with Child Labor" by DeadChobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Translation:

      "I'm very very jealous that an 11 year-old has the knowledge and skills to land a network administration job and I'm still stuck at the helpdesk."

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    2. Re:"School Saves Money with Child Labor" by Alarindris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the Untangle open source product, which he said didn't meet the school's needs as well. Translation - was raised on windows, doesn't have a clue what goes on in the "real" world. This kid's gonna develop some terrible habits and on top of that, will think landing his next job will be just as easy. He's going to have truck loads of disappointment dumped on him in about 10 years.

      Interviewer: "And what is your experience?"
      Kid: "Network admin, 7 years."
      Interviewer: "Oh really? Why don't you describe a day for us."
      Kid: "Well... I hit the remove viruses button sometimes when we have viruses. And when things got really bad, I reinstalled Windows."
      Interviewer: "........./facepalm"
  10. Re:Vista upgrade by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    >.....or MS is really taking the whole Vista damage limitation thing seriously.

    If they made the schools get vista, they couldn't really install it on machines designed to run Win '98.

    Also, support for Win2K ends in 2010. Microsoft has thus successfully kept a school away from the alternatives, without giving them the next 5 years free.

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  11. Why pay for the software? by Kelgann · · Score: 2, Informative

    He should have used open source and free software instead of going out and buying things. Norton and McAffee and other commercial anti-viruses are a nightmare. I've been using AVG Free for a long time, and it's top notch. http://free.grisoft.com/doc/download-free-anti-virus/us/frt/0

    1. Re:Why pay for the software? by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 5, Informative

      AVG Free is free only for personal use. To deploy it across an entire network of computers belonging to a budgeted organisation, rather than purchase a license, is abusing Grisoft's generosity. It's not really excused by the fact that this is an educational organisation rather than commercial. I quote:

      AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition is for private, non-commercial, single computer use only. The use of AVG Free within any organization (including non-profit organizations) or for commercial purposes is strictly prohibited.

      If you don't want to pay for your AV, why not go with ClamAV rather than leech off Grisoft's update servers? The restrictions of AVG Free (won't run on server OSes, won't scan network drives, etc) probably mean it's not optimal for the school network anyway.

      That said... I use AVG Free myself for my personal computer. It really is good, and I'm grateful to Grisoft for it. Oh: one other thing. AVG Free is free as in beer, but it's not open source. I suppose some people might care about that.

  12. Kudos by AgentPaper · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This young man reminds me overwhelmingly of myself at the same age, except in my case, it was maintaining a "shadow network" of some 35 Apple IIe and II+ machines that my school moved to the classrooms when our lab got upgraded to brand-spanking-new 486/33s, maintaining the PC network when our admin wasn't available (which was frequently, as he ran five other schools too), and managing the student Web access program. I didn't figure out Mom's work computers till age 5, though I could program a VCR and hook up a NES or a 2600 at age 3.

    Glad to see that precocious geekery hasn't died out with this generation. Kudos to you, kid!

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  13. Skills needed for network maint by Taulin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This either means he is smart, or there are a ton of people out there who are overpaid (probably the latter).

  14. I'd hire him by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the systems work well, I'd want to see his resume as soon as he's legal to employ. He'd beat the tar out of a lot of MCSE's I've seen in the last 5 years.

    Has anyone offered to send the school a box of Ubuntu live CD's, just to ease this young man's workload of maintaining Windows boxes?

  15. Easy? by antimatter15 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not much older than him, and I've started ~3 open source projects, and contributed to several, I know around 5 programming languages, and I set up/configured my 6 computer home network when I was 8. "We spent $2,158," Why not go do everything for *free*, and save money in the future for not being trapped to antivirus subscriptions?

    1. Re:Easy? by seann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In this life you will learn that it's not about how easy something is to do, but if you get the opportunity to do it.

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    2. Re:Easy? by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Informative

      "We spent $2,158," Why not go do everything for *free*, and save money in the future for not being trapped to antivirus subscriptions?

      When you grow up, and start having to work with groups of people, you will realize the value of having a multiple points of contact for some things. 2k is nothing to know that if this kid is sick, dies, is unreachable or just moves on that the person who comes in after him or subs for him will be able to get support if something goes wrong without having to scour the kids notes on which version of which beta open source project he compiled on each system.

      I used to do some work for a university that decided to go the free route to fix a problem. The only real problem with it was, only one person in the entire university knew everything about the free route implementation. If he was absent, any problems that went outside the standard scope that the lower admins were involved with went unanswered until he came back. On the other hand, any of the paid solutions we had at least had an 800 number for support.

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    3. Re:Easy? by toby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To "know" a language takes 1/2 hour. To get good at it takes 5-10 years. Yeah, I started when I was 10 years old too. Didn't we all?

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    4. Re:Easy? by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why not go do everything for *free*, and save money in the future for not being trapped to antivirus subscriptions?

      Because the free solutions are licensed for personal and not institutional use?

      Because the commercial product with service and support is the better choice for a school with very little technical experience and resources?

  16. Bah by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not that impressed. I was maintaining a lab of 16 Atari 800's when I was roughly his age. If he were smart, he'd switch to a less virus-resistant platform - I mean, we never had any problems.

    1. Re:Bah by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      he'd switch to a less virus-resistant platform (That's less, by which I obviously mean more.)
  17. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Way to screw up a Feel Good story with the facts, Sherlock! I'm surprised you didn't home in on the Microsoft Solution and bleat about Linux.

  18. His fellow students won't remember him for this .. by Stick_Fig · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... they'll remember him for being the sniveling little snot who got MySpace blocked.

    I bet this kid gets shoved into so many lockers for being a suck-up to the administration when NetworkWorld isn't writing articles about him.

    I remember this kid when I was in school. He was not a popular kid.

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  19. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Poor kid. The Wesley Crusher similarities are horrifying. "Wesley, go to your room!"

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  20. Re:I'm sure a lot of 11 year-olds could do this... by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm... Maybe I'll check out Slashdot. Oh! There's a heartwarming IT story. [Pause. The sound of counting the technicians we have. Quick check of the numbers that we're administering.]
        "Hey, John? Can we get a list of all the 16-year-olds on the network? Yeah, thanks."

  21. Re:Vista upgrade by Peet42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If those computers were running Windows 98 they could have 64MB RAM or less.


    I'm currently running the Windows 98 SE upgrade on a Windows 95 laptop with 16MB of RAM. So far it's only been upgrading for 11 days, and has already reached 10% completion. (It's a Dell Latitude P133, fyi...)
  22. Win2k?! by Danathar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought you can't get security updates for win2000 any more? If so that's a BAD upgrade path.

    1. Re:Win2k?! by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, the future for Windows 98 has so much more going for it.

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  23. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by JonWan · · Score: 4, Informative

    An 11-year old isn't legal to work, there are these pesky child labor laws in this country (duh).

    The child labor laws don't stop you from hiring children.(tho your insurance might complain) They limit the types of jobs and the hours they can work. I have a 17 year old working for me at my store when she started she was 16 just above the cutoff point but still regulated as to what kinds of jobs she could do. She only works weekends for a few hours a day but it gets her use to the idea of getting to work on time and doing her job (well when she's not being a giggly teenage girl).
    You can find the rules here:
    http://www.dol.gov/dol/topic/youthlabor/

  24. Are they paying him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article doesn't say, and if I had to guess, it would be no... so your comment may not be too far off the mark. Shoe string budget indeed. I wonder how often they pull him out of classes and interrupt his education to rescue the network. Child prodigy or child slave labor?

    1. Re:Are they paying him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the good thing is that learning all of that network jargon is practically eternally valuable knowledge compared to, say, learning about the lessons of the second world war, or algebra, or how to "read good".

      I rest my case.

  25. "11 year Old Network Gets Admin in Alabama School" by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they got the title mixed up.

  26. Re:I'd call him a paytard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, an 11 year-old kid goes out of the way to do some good for his school, including scoring his IT department free-as-in-beer software, and you act like a jackass because you don't like his methods.

    This might actually be a new low for you.

  27. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course it's legal - if they don't pay him! They merely treat it as any other unpaid student-held post, like Yearbook Editor or Class Secretary.

  28. Re:network admin is a misnomer by Macthorpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is he administrating a network? Yes. Then he's a network administrator.

    Just because you require more from an administrator doesn't mean he isn't one. Don't piss on the kid's parade.

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  29. The telling point by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not just about an 11-year-old who took over a network admin job. Note the parts of the story about updating the computers, updating the (much needed) virus protection, and getting a gateway appliance to make sure that didn't happen again.

    It's about an 11-year-old who took over a network admin job and immediately started off doing a better job than his predecessor. Kind of makes you wonder who that sad sack was, doesn't it?

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  30. Uh-oh.... by happyslayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait until the PHBs hear about this one.

    Network Admin: My job is hard; I want a raise.
    PHB: Why? Your job is so easy, an 11-year old can handle it!
    Network Admin: ...sputters incoherently...

    Every IT manager will have to live with this nightmare, until the Jedi really start getting a headache.

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  31. Dmitri Gaskin: 12 year old Open Source contributor by kbahey · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I had the pleasure of meeting Dmitri Gaskin recently.

    Dmitri is from the Bay Area who has been contributing to the Drupal project and maintaining some modules.

    The funny and amazing part is that he is 12 years old, and was 10 years old when he started with the community. The co-maintainers of the modules did not know he was that young when he started contributing patches and gave him CVS access to their modules, based on what patches he contributed already.

    When Google started the Google Highly Open Participation (GHOP) for high school students, he was too young to qualify, so instead he was mentoring the 15 year old high school kids!

    He even presented a session at DrupalCon Boston.

    When I saw Dmitri, I felt happy and humbled. I just did not think he is so short!

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  32. Bah, lightweight... by Moebius+Loop · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's nothing, by the time I was 11 I had already been running all the networks in my district for 5 years, *and* I had Slackware on all school machines by 7! It wasn't until 12 that I began consulting for the Federal Reserve, although in retrospect I should have taken the NASA gig instead.

    I would have started my career sooner, but for most of my Kindergarten year I was under contract to the NSA.

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  34. Depends what the kids does... by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In high school, a bunch of my friends were helping out on the computer network, either for credit as an independent study, or just to learn it. Everything from making cables to desktop support. I befriended the network administrator, who let me do some supervised work on the servers... I used the experience to take and pass the MCSE exams. When looking for part time work as a college student, it was a lot easier to make beer money as a network guy than a lab rat, the 5x page didn't hurt

    He is getting experience, and he's learning some basic skills. I'm sure the school will bring in someone experienced when they need to do something real, but what's wrong with this student stepping up and learning a bit. The school gets the network kept going cheaply, he gets valuable experience. It may not be much now, but in 3 years, he'll have plenty of experience to get a good after school job, instead of a crappy one.

  35. Stupid kid by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The school took advantage of a Microsoft effort called Fresh Start that offers free software upgrades for schools with donated computers, switching from Windows 98 to Windows 2000.
    Even a ten-year-old would see this as a perfect opportunity to move to Linux.
  36. Re:network admin is a misnomer by David_Hart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good for him. There are a lot of things that kids and teens can do if they are given support. As for being a network/systems administrator, I believe that he is one by definition. Almost anyone can be a network/systems administrator. What is hard to find are good skilled administrators with tons of experience. However, he definitely is not a network engineer (Hey, listen to all of the mechanical, civil, etc. Engineers scream in unison that only THEY are engineers). Network engineering requires a much higher skill level, one that takes into account the entire infrastructure and a large range of experience with all types of systems and devices. David BTW: Can we dispense with the MCSE bashing? If there were no MCSE program, there would be just as many unskilled people applying for technical positions. Also remember, and I am guilty of this too, not everyone has the experience or institutional knowledge (which brings a greater insight to problem solving) as you do. The question is, how quickly do they learn and do they repeat the same mistakes.

  37. I call BS... by foldingstock · · Score: 2, Informative

    'These computers are so old they don't support all antivirus programs,' Penn says.

    The computers are too old to support all antivirus programs? What does that even mean? To be fair, brand new computers do not support all antivirus programs either, since there are incompatibilities between various Windows releases.

    Letting an 11y/o provide support and give advice for a network of any importance, regardless of how smart he is, will lead to many critical mistakes. The statement I quoted is a good example of this. The kid went to CompUSA, talked to an employee, and then came back to repeat what the employee told him. This isn't news.

  38. Don't get your hopes up. by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In all likelyhood, he probably either hasn't heard of Linux, he isn't allowed to install Linux or other FOSS, or the computers are so bad that windows 2000 probably actually runs better on the machines. I live in Alabama, and did the same thing for my teacher's assistant period, albeit while in the 7th and 8th grade. Depending on the county he lives in, he's probably adminining machines with an average spec of: AMD K6 series or Intel Pentium 2/3 series processors, 128 MB RAM, integrated video, 4-10 GB HDD,CD ROM drive. Maybe (hopefully)he has something better to work with. In my county (Morgan), the majority of the computers we had to work with were donations (throwaways) from Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville. As far as FOSS goes, his county likely has a mandate that his school install McAfee AV (oh the horror) on every computer in the school, networked or not. FOSS, including Firefox, was simply not allowed on the machines. The only way to get permission to use FOSS would be to climb the bureaucratic chain all the way to the county Superintendent of Education, who likely doesn't know a whit about computers and is likely to view anything free (as in beer) with suspicion.

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  39. I wish my school thought of that.... by Doug52392 · · Score: 2, Informative

    My high school, due to a "budget crisis", fired all the IT staff and hired 2 IT people for the entire school district a week before school started. Yes, you heard me right: these 2 people were responsible for maintaining not only the computers for a high school with 2,000 kids in it, but also the 16 other elementary, middle, and high schools in the district. Basically, the main domain for the district is in the high school, and all the other domain controllers in the other schools connect via VPN to the high school.

    They were horribly over-worked, and often the students suffered. For instance, they recently installed a new server, which required them to take down the old server and copy all the files to it... during the school day because the district couldn't afford to pay them overtime. So for a week we had NO COMPUTERS because the server was being fixed. And, whenever an issue were to happen at another school, the IT people would have to run over there, leaving no one to fix the problem they were working on before.

    So many of the things the school makes them do causes all the issues. Like the Group Policy settings that restrict EVERYTHING imaginable, from the File menu to the Task Manager. This causes major headaches because students and teachers have to call them down to fix something because the Group Policy blocks them from fixing it themselves, like switching printers and program shortcuts, taking more time away from them.

    I think he listened to me about the Group Policy though, one day they were less restrictive (although they were still very annoying, you could at least use Task Manager to end processes, which is very important because programs crash on those computers every day).

    But if I were an IT person like that 11 year old, things would be different. Linux would be used instead, no expensive office programs or tutoring software, just open-source stuff that does everything the current expensive programs do, and decent support.

    Sometimes the over-workness shows. For instance, in my middle school, I noticed that there were no security permissions on everyone's files, so anyone who knew how to load the Finder on the Mac computers and navigate to the servers (like me) could get access to EVERYTHING on them. I told the IT person about the issue, she fixed it in a day. But God only knows how long those files were accessible...

    With kids learning more about computers (I learned basic computer stuff when I was 6, older programming languages like QBasic and Visual Basic when I was 10, Linux when I was 12, and C++ right now), why not give the kids who can be trusted these responsibilities?

  40. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Two things. One, You are absolutely correct. The story should read. "11-year old has parents who got him special treatment!"

    That being said. Big whoop if the kid is a network admin. It's not that hard. Is it really doubtful that an 11 year old can install an OS, install some software, and help a few people with their computers? How many of us started programming younger than that? How money of us cut our teeth on computers in the 80's? These machines were harder to use than a network is to run today. Especially when you have someone to step in when you run into something you can't handle.

    As for the 11 year old being legal to work. There are a couple of things. First, there are all sorts of exemptions for various jobs like acting, modeling, and whatnot, but at least here in California, but for all intents and purposes it is illegal to hire anyone under 12 for most jobs. Network administrator would definitely fall into that category.

    Exceptions that the school could be using is the "self-employed" exemption. This is questionable though, as it is likely that the school dictates where and when he does the job, so he may not legally be self employed. The other "exemption" is that schools have never followed child labor laws themselves. Child labor has traditionally been a method of punishment in public schools. Children are often put to work underage, outside of legal work hours, and without compensation. I have never heard of a state stepping in and stopping this behavior. It is just one of those lawless aspects of our public school system. I know when I was in school, I always wondered how the public schools could get away with what is for all intents and purposes slavery. If a school can force students to perform janitorial services with no compensation, we cannot expect anyone to stop them from allowing a student to perform IT services.

    Really, though this comes story boils down to the fact that it is just not that impressive that someone 11 years old can do the job of network administrator. For most of human history, this person would have been on the cusp of adulthood. 11 only sounds young because we artificially retard our population so that most never learn to function until much later.

  41. First Rule by magunning · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule of being a Network Admin is not to let others know that an 11 year old could do it.

  42. Re:Vista upgrade by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure what windows 2000 will prove. I have already ran into software that simply won't run on anything other the XPsp2 or better. MS can end support for early versions of XP also.

    I agree, it is a play to keep them from going elsewhere, but a limited one at that. It is pretty sad when an 11 year old knows more then the people (teachers and school administration) who have been working with the stuff for that last 20 years or longer. Maybe this is more to save paying someone then anything.

  43. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Schools can force students to perform unpaid labour like 'picking up litter' for the same reason they can force students to perform unpaid labour like 'each student must make a perfect copy of what is written on this blackboard'. It's education, not labour. In the case of litter-picking or floor-mopping, it's teaching 'don't be a dick' or 'sit down, shut up and work when told to or you'll end up mopping floors for a living' rather than calculus, but it's still inflicting learning on the unwilling. Can you tell I work in a school?

    Yes, they're getting the unpaid services of an IT administrator - but then they're getting the results of an inexperienced 11 year old in his first post who's learning in-situ. Hope they contract out their email services!

    "For most of human history, this person would have been on the cusp of adulthood. 11 only sounds young because we artificially retard our population so that most never learn to function until much later."
    I do however take exception to this. 11 was on the verge of adulthood if you were a pre bronze age child or if you live in a subsistance-poor family at any point, including currently. Children didn't sexually mature until much later than now, even into their 20's, due to malnutrition. In the wealthier sections of society, even in the iron age, children were much older than 11 before taking the full mantle of responsibility.

    Children are sexually mature earlier than ever, but lack the reasoning capacity to use it properly it often seems. We also require them to know a hell of a lot more than they used to function in our society - not many jobs down the coal mines or running under the weaving machines any more. We are a more technologically advanced society, though intra-socially we're little different than the romans. I doubt you'd find many roman 11 year olds capable of being a network administrator, even if they could work a shift on the farm.

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  44. Re:Translation: 11-year old's parents get him a jo by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow. You are a perfect example of why home schooling is becoming more popular.

    "it's teaching 'don't be a dick' or 'sit down, shut up and work when told to or you'll end up mopping floors for a living' rather than calculus, but it's still inflicting learning on the unwilling."

    Really? Really? Have you ever actually listened to what your saying? Those are not the words of an educator, but of a bully who knows that he has his victims cornered. You can rationalize why your child slave labor is OK, but you and I know perfectly well that you are not doing it because you think it will make them better educated.

    "I do however take exception to this. 11 was on the verge of adulthood if you were a pre bronze age child or if you live in a subsistance-poor family at any point, including currently. Children didn't sexually mature until much later than now, even into their 20's, due to malnutrition. In the wealthier sections of society, even in the iron age, children were much older than 11 before taking the full mantle of responsibility."

    Take exception if you want, but it is true. Look at the rights of passage into adulthood for most cultures in the world. Things like the bar/bat mitzvah. They are almost always at 12 or 13. I don't know what country you live in, but less than a hundred years ago, right here in the U.S. wasn't uncommon for 13 to 16 year olds to get married.

    Take a look at historical life expectancies. For your claim to be true, most of your classical Roman's not only never bread because they were dead before they could have children, and most of those that did breed, never saw their children's 11th birthday.

    "Children are sexually mature earlier than ever,"

    I've been hearing this since I was a kid in the early 70's. In the 70's, girls were on average hitting puberty between 11 and 13, although it was not unheard of for it to be as young as 8 or 9. So, for this to be true, the average age of puberty would have to be averaging 8 or 9 now at least. As far as I know, that is not the case. A quick search showed that it is currently at 12.5.

    "but lack the reasoning capacity to use it properly it often seems"

    That's right. People like you train them "sit down, shut up and work when told to". It's no suprise that they are developing slower and slower. Of course that is the point. The sad thing is that the retardation is environmental, not genetic.

    "We also require them to know a hell of a lot more than they used to function in our society"

    The only more that we expect them to know now that we did not expect before is that we expect them to be able to read, although not particularly well. This is a task that a bright child can learn to do well by 3, and a slow one can easily learn by 6 or 7. Your belief that most modern people know significantly more than people used to is cultural bias. Life in modern America is so simple, and so little knowledge is required of people that most modern Americans could simply not function in older environments.

    "I doubt you'd find many roman 11 year olds capable of being a network administrator, even if they could work a shift on the farm."

    Gee, you doubt that someone who had never seen a computer, could be a network administrator? Go figure. Of course, I doubt that you will find many 11 year olds today that can speak Latin and make an authentic Roman shield. Heck, that is even with hind site in their favor. Why? Because people don't learn things they are not exposed to, which is why so many people are now retarded. Because they are called children for a half to whole decade after they reach adulthood.

    Your belief that historically people were considered children into their 20's is simply revisionist history, and you are helping with the dumbing down of modern America.