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Clandestine Operations at Google

eldavojohn writes "The San Francisco Chronicle is running an interesting story about Google's involvement with the CIA, NSA, NOAA and several other agencies. This has been speculated before although now Google seems to have several contracts open with several agencies. From the article, "When the nation's intelligence agencies wanted a computer network to better share information about everything from al Qaeda to North Korea, they turned to a big name in the technology industry to supply some of the equipment: Google Inc. The Mountain View company sold the agencies servers for searching documents, marking a small victory for the company and its little-known effort to do business with the government. 'We are a very small group, and even a lot of people in the federal government don't know that we exist,' said Mike Bradshaw, who leads Google's federal government sales team and its 18 employees.""

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  1. Re:Clandestine? by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks?

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  2. Google Thunderstorm by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh no! Google is working with the CIA, the NSA, and the NOAA... wait what?
    Almost had the evil government owns Google effect there, unless we are suggesting that Google now controls the weather as well.

    1. Re:Google Thunderstorm by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, on the bright side you can now search for next week's weather!

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  3. Orly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never, ever, in my wildest dreams would I have thought that Google, the company that through their "free" services of e-mail, realtime chat, calendars, spreadsheets, economy, planning, blogging etc. hoards immense amounts of personal data about an enormous group of people would ever deal with agencies with a grande interest in that very same data.

    *ring ring*... *ring ring*... oh, there's someone on the FU**ING CLUEPHONE FOR YOU.

  4. it's like wikipedia by esocid · · Score: 2, Funny

    but anything in every article has the citation needed tag.

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  5. NOAA?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Not Evil" my ass -- what do *you* call a weather machine!

  6. Re:Clandestine? by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks?
    No, but the NSA does have to build the desk themselves... and they'll have all these parts left...
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  7. Do no evil? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess it depends on what the definition of "evil" is. If the NSA can get to Google, I'm sure they can get to Merriam-Webster. Have they redefined "treason" as well?

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  8. Re:sneaky weather men by Digi-John · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shows how much you know. "Heavy thunderstorms expected in the Sierra Nevadas with potential hail" is actually code for "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

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  9. Open Source Intelligence by CustomDesigned · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a waste of tax dollars. All they have to do is post all their intelligence documents on the public internet, and they can get google search for free!

  10. Re:Clandestine? by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks? It depends, do they provide special waterboarding boards?
  11. Re:Needs to be said by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

    of course not, the Nazis could have had a perfectly benign use for the Jew-Tracker 5000 for all they knew.

  12. Re:The NSA has always done this by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've oft heard the conspiracy theory that Google was set up just to develop better resources for government privacy violations. Has any elaborated version of this ever been formally published?
    They're probably too busy smokin pot to finish it up...

    that's right, REEFER!
  13. Re:Clandestine? by linumax · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks? No, but they are evil if they provide Microsoft with chairs.
  14. New Google motto by jalefkowit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't be [REDACTED].

  15. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    And what is the internet but a series of linked documents?
    What is an identity theft but a stolen set of identity documents?
    What is a government spying policy but access to individuals' documents?

    Read between the lines - The only part of this article that is NEWS
    is the part where they have a business division that markets to the govt.
    That part was probably not widely known. The cooperation was known.

    "Servers for searching documents."

    We went to war over aluminum tubes. Don't trivialize based upon vague quotes.

  16. Re:Clandestine? by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I think IKEA is evil regardless of whether or not they supply desks for the NSA, but that's just me...

  17. Breaking news? by LuminaireX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google sells a GSA to a large agency that happens to be government. Is it news that they've sold identical hardware to other corporations? OH NOES, THE WORLD IS ENDING!

  18. Re:The NSA has always done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I've oft heard the conspiracy theory that Google was set up just to develop better resources for government privacy violations. Has any elaborated version of this ever been formally published?"

    I did a search for that on Google, and nothing turned up.

  19. ads by smithcl8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the ads they show within their search results! Some agent searches for "The Base" and gets margin ads for Kevin Costner flicks.

  20. Re:Clandestine? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but the NSA does have to build the desk themselves... and they'll have all these parts left...

    So what you are saying is that IKEA is EVIL then. :P

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  21. Beer for less! by Fynnsky · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when the NSA searches for my personal information, will they get sidebar ads for beer and porn?

  22. Re:sneaky weather men by squidfood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shows how much you know. "Heavy thunderstorms expected in the Sierra Nevadas with potential hail" is actually code for "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

    Hey, we at NOAA do oceanography too, and we had absolutely nothing to do with those reports of that giant-tentacled rubber-suit-looking creatures that washed up oh excuse me, my boss is trying to tell me someth

  23. Re:Clandestine? by losttoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could not resist this. Who sells windows to Microsoft? Lowe's or Home Depot, maybe!!

  24. Re:The NSA has always done this by chunk08 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its a day early... Practice maybe?

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  25. Oblig XKCD by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Funny