IBM Suspended From US Federal Contracts
theodp writes "IBM has been temporarily banned from receiving future contracts with federal agencies, the Environmental Protection Agency confirmed on Monday. The suspension went into effect last Thursday due to 'concerns raised about potential activities involving an EPA procurement,' the agency said in an e-mailed statement. Under a reciprocal agreement among federal agencies, when one issues a ban, the others follow it. The EPA said it will not comment further on the matter. An IBM spokesman said he had no immediate comment. 'You don't see this very often, particularly for large companies,' commented a stunned industry analyst, mentioning a bankrupt MCI as a notable exception. IBM earned an estimated $1.5 billion in revenue from federal prime contracts in fiscal 2007."
Apparently, Slashdot is skipping April Fools this year, along with the rest of the U.S. Details later today, hopefully.
Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.
Sigh, tagged "still!omgponies"
Okay, I think I've figured it out.
...that's lame and depressing at the same time. Way to go, slashdot. :|
The gag this year is that they're only posting real stories, that sound so ridiculous that we assume they're jokes!
Or if you're a haxxor, fix slashdot. I want my pink ponies!
OMG.
Has to be a joke.
Come on, this government, cracking down on corruption by a US company?
Nobody ever got fired for......
Well crap.
That's the joke.
Don't quote me on this.
Won't someone please think of the ponies? :(
What a fantastic business idea! I'm going to open a restaurant with the tagline "Get the taste with none of the inconvenience!"
I hate printers.
Yea, it could be like this mechanism that you could click and get to see your post for a bit before it actually gets locked in. They could call it "Preview" or something crazy like that.
I hate printers.
Help! I'm a slashdot refugee.