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Engineers Make Good Terrorists?

An anonymous reader writes "Engineers' focus and attention to details, along with their perceived lack of social skills, make them ideal targets to be recruited as terrorists, according to EETimes. Planning skills make engineers good 'field operatives' was written up by Raphael Perl, who heads the Action against Terrorism Unit of Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. He offers that 'Engineers ideally make excellent strategic planners, and they make excellent field operatives. They think differently from how other people think.' That may sound like a stereotype, but Perl claims that 'because of those traits, terrorist groups actively recruit engineers.' He says that Al-Qaeda has widely acknowledged that a significant number of the group's top leadership had engineering backgrounds." This is the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists.

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  1. Old news by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've been tapping engineers for our cause ever since Counterstrike came out.

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  2. I'm thinking defamation suit... by RobinH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but alas I'm an engineer, not a lawyer. :(

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  3. Engineering Improvements: by smartaleq · · Score: 5, Funny

    We should flood these terrorist groups with engineers and let them improve all their weapons. Afterwards, they'll have pieces left over and nothing will work. Isn't there some saying about "give an engineer a broken computer and he'll give you a working radio"?

    1. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Trouvist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Based on the engineers I know, it's more like "Give an Engineer a working Computer, and he'll give you a broken radio."

  4. What about the managers by esocid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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  5. Aptly named by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a name like Perl, this man is well-suited to discuss the link between coding and terror.

    Also, if you read TFA, he goes on to state that "laziness, impatience, and hubris" are the three virtues of a good terrorist.

    P.S. Christ, what has happened to Slashdot's page layout today?? The goggles do nothing!

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  6. Real bait and switch article alright... by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, I can't be the only one who thought this would be an article about the Internet Explorer team at Microsoft?

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  7. Engineer Joke by essinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Engineers are all smart and anti-social, therefore they're basically the unabomber).
    I think a common stereotype. A friend of mine (who is an actor) told me he'd heard a great joke about engineers:

    How do you tell if an engineer is an introvert or an extrovert?
    The extrovert looks at your shoes.
    1. Re:Engineer Joke by alex4u2nv · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, This one goes over my head. explain? ;p

    2. Re:Engineer Joke by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 3, Funny

      An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asks the first. The second engineer replies, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'" The second engineer nods approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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  8. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by shentino · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not that we're smart, but that they're dumb.

  9. Re:Blah blah. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

    It takes methodical planning to coordinate the near-simultaneous slamming of four planes, especially when starting with nothing but some money and a group of suicidal, sex-starved Saudis who have no flight training.

    Engineers will be better than scientists or academics, despite similarly high intelligence levels, because engineers actually have to show results with their projects.

    Instead of profiling and waging wars, though, America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer.

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  10. Then answer this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    what does it pay? Health care? Time off? Options? Company Car?

    1. Re:Then answer this... by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      None of the above, but let me tell you about our virgin remuneration plan.

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    2. Re:Then answer this... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that a remuneration plan for virgins? Wow, so they _are_ actively trying to recruit engineers...

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    3. Re:Then answer this... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      So lemme get this straight, they blow themselves up and then go to a big lab in the sky, with 72 other engineers? What kind of sick freak considers that a reward?!

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    4. Re:Then answer this... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny
      This brings to mind a line from one of Jeff Dunham's recent performances:

      (Achmed The Dead Terrorist realizes that he is dead. He looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins.)

      Achmed: "Are you my virgins? I hope not!"
      Jeff: "Why not?"
      Achmed: "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there! If this is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
      Jeff: "Did they say they would only be female virgins?"
      Achmed: "Holy crap!"
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    5. Re:Then answer this... by rkanodia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly, you've never visited Xerox PARC...

  11. Re:Likened to terrorists? by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an engineer, when I read "Engineers make good terrorists" my first thought was:

    Why would I want to make a terrorist? Aren't there enough?

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  12. Lack of social skills? by TheSeventh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lack of social skills? No way. I actually had a date last year, thank you very much. We even almost kissed.

    We were supposed to go out on a second date, but she got the flu, and then her mother was sick, after that her grandma died and her father had a heart attack and she couldn't make it.

    I figured I was better off anyway. With that many people sick in her family, she must have had horrible genes.

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    1. Re:Lack of social skills? by mrops · · Score: 4, Funny

      So those 72 virgins must sound really appeasing. The answer to life and everything... 72.... virgins... ummm.. o... that was 42.. thats ok, I still want 72, thank you very much.

    2. Re:Lack of social skills? by Darfeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did they say female virgins? cause if not, I bet you can find 72 there on slashdot.

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  13. Re:New Display System by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the problem with engineers: they are never content. Always searching for a better way. Always trying to change things.

    I think you misspelled "end users"... :-)

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  14. Re:New Display System by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny

    You sound like a good engineer. Would you like to join our club to design remote controlled, um, toy cars?

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  15. Re:Blah blah. by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

    America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer. Dude, i think we have the beginnings of an awesome new foreign policy. Hookers and Booze for everyone! and Blackjack! Hell, lets just take the world for a weekend in Vegas, that ought to relieve some of these tensions. And as an added bonus, wed totally get some bad ass dirt on em too (did you see what Saudi Arabia was doing in the bathroom with Columbia and that stripper?)!
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  16. This makes me so ANGRY! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an Electrical Engineer.

    THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY I WANT TO BLOW SOMETHING UP!

    And yeah, C&C had Engineers. You could take over buildings with them, as long as the building health was below 50%. Otherwise, they would damage the building.

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    1. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As an engineer, I'd like to point out that politicians make the best terrorists. This has been proven thoughout history. I therefore recomend that every politician, and those who show signs of aspiring to become one, be locked up immediately. They are too dangerious. Just think of the damage they've done to our interns.

    2. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I don't know if you're a terrorist or not, but you could definitely warrant some questions...

      Profile pic

  17. Re:Likened to terrorists? by n00854180t · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's as may be, but we have to have a balance, otherwise we might get into feature-creep, and never ship Terrorist 1.0.

  18. Re:More appropriate by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fortunately, it's been found that salespeople make the best suicide bombers. It seems you need two things to be a good suicide bomber

    1) Ability to find the place you're looking for. This is also an essential skill for salespeople, who often travel to client sites.

    2) Having what it takes to close the deal no matter what it takes.

    Additionally, Al Queda has found that inexplicably, using salespeople as suicide bombers helps recruit engineers to the cause.

  19. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reign of terror imposed by GDI can only be ended by GDI+. Or maybe OpenGL.

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  20. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this device might be evidence to support the article's viewpoint. Engineers sometimes like to see other people suffer untold agonies.

  21. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    You see... that is the problem. The term "Engineer" has been so deluded that most people will fall into that category anymore. Write software? Engineer. Use a cheap CAD program to draw your house addition? Engineer. Drive a train? Engineer.