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Nuked Coral Reef Bounces Back

sm62704 writes "I found this New Scientist article interesting, as I was actually alive (albeit very small) when Bikini Atoll was H-bombed. The article says that the reason the reefs are now flourishing is because they are mostly undisturbed by humans, who are afraid of the radiation. Background levels there are now 'similar to that at any Australian city,' while nearby islands haven't been so lucky.'When I put the Geiger counter near a coconut, which accumulates radioactive material from the soil, it went berserk,' says Maria Beger of the University of Queensland in Australia."

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  1. vacation by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Funny

    sounds like a great place to visit. I can see the ad now..."Come see the beautiful, undisturbed coral reefs. Just don't go near the irradiated coconuts!"

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    1. Re:vacation by Knutsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would be interesting to look at how long expected development time for the cancers you could get from these coconuts would be. Maybe for people over 65-70, the food is perfectly safe to eat! (:

    2. Re:vacation by mh1997 · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I put the Geiger counter near a coconut, which accumulates radioactive material from the soil, it went berserk,
      Seeing a coconut go berserk because a giger counter was near it would scare the crap out of me. No wonder nobody wants to go there. Would the coconuts act in a calm and mature manner if a tourist didn't bring a geiger counter?
    3. Re:vacation by frisket · · Score: 4, Funny
      Antecedent Object references the direct object (Geiger counter), not the indirect (coconut).

      A Giger counter presumably counts paintings.

    4. Re:vacation by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe for people over 65-70, the food is perfectly safe to eat! (:

      Especially if they smoke cigarettes. Ever notice that whenever someone does of lung cancer, cigarettes are always to blame whether they smoke or not, even if they worked at the Hanford Nuclear Facility?

      I can remember one winter when I was a kid and they had open air nuclear tests in Nevada. A couple of days later we had a thindersnowstorm, and they said the snow was radioactive and you shouldn't let your kids play in it. Of course we did.

      You young people only have terrorists to worry about, we had the USSR with thousands of atom bombs aimed at us.

      The world is a much safer place than it was when I was a kid.

      -mcgrew

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    5. Re:vacation by MikeyTheK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ha. Ha. Here's the deal on Bikini: 1) You can't live there. You can visit on a dive excursion. Everything is brought with you. There are bunks in the buildings, but that's all 2) The radiation is in the form of cesium, which is extremely water soluble. As a result, it is present above the waterline in the sand and soil (but not at the surface, as rainwater constantly washes it away). In addition, since cesium is SO soluble, all traces away from the shore are long gone. So it's safe to dive the wrecks, which are spectacular. 3) Previous attempts to get the cesium to bond to other elements, e.g. iodine, did not succeed as planned, and the vegetation continues to suck it up. 4) In 1946 there were around 150 residents that were relocated to Kili Island and to Ejit, so they'd like to get home some time, too. 5) If you ever get the chance, cough up the cash, learn how to dive, and GO. Most of the wrecks are deep, but the water in the lagoon is as clear as you are going to see, and the wrecks are pristine. I've done diving at a military-controlled atoll, where there is very little traffic, fewer tourists, and an active SCUBA community. It may be the best diving I have ever done.

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    6. Re:vacation by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seeing a coconut go berserk because a giger counter was near it would scare the crap out of me. No wonder nobody wants to go there. Would the coconuts act in a calm and mature manner if a tourist didn't bring a geiger counter? I think the OP's problem was he used an HR Giger counter. That's been known to have some unpleasant effects.
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    7. Re:vacation by Toonol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The world is a much safer place than it was when I was a kid.

      I try to get this point across to people all the time and they think I'm either crazy or naive. In all sorts of ways, the world is better now than in the past. Sure, not everything is, but the majority of items that impact individuals is immensely better. Health, Crime, War... all much better. Terrorism is petty compared to cold war nuclear brinkmanship.

    8. Re:vacation by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since 2000 the annual numbers of AIDS diagnoses have been relatively constant, with an estimated 37,852 in 2006. That's people DIAGNOSED, not deaths.

      Some 43,443 people were killed on the highways in 2005.

      Meanwhile, 559,312 people who died from cancer. Cancer is only the second biggest killer, heart disease kills more people of ALL races. More black people die of cancer than all races combined die of AIDS.

      HIV is comparitively a very minor threat, even to minorities, compared to other dangers. If you're talking about dangers to minorities you should be talking about incarceration, as a disproportionate number of our prisoners (more per capita than any other country) are minorities.

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    9. Re:vacation by philspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, even if they're not radioactive, coconuts are high in cholesterol.

      For what it's worth, that didn't seem to be hurting pacific island groups whose diets were up to 60% coconuts (http://coconutdiet.com/cholesterol.htm), but it might still be a bad idea for western senior citizen tourists who might already have heart problems.

  2. Reality TV? by Barny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Would sure as hell make survivor more interesting.

    "oh, and by the way, anything you eat is likely radioactive"

    Maybe make the first episode with reality TV execs on the island....

    Queue Gilligan's Island jokes too.

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    1. Re:Reality TV? by Archimonde · · Score: 2, Funny

      The trick would be not to tell them that food is radioactive.

      You can always add some more lawyers and politicians to make things more interesting.

      Just drop them off with parachutes, give them one and only instruction ("Survive"), sit back and enjoy the mayh^Hshow;)

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    2. Re:Reality TV? by gtomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's only with good ol' AMERICAN radiation do you get Incredible Hulks and Spider-men. With Russian radiation...you get CHERNOBYL! ;^)

    3. Re:Reality TV? by Accipitradea · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can put your jokes in first, I'll put mine in afterwards so they get read first. Get ready to put a joke in 3... 2... 1... go! That's your cue.

  3. Nuke the hypoxic dead zones! by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe we should nuke all the worlds hypoxic dead zones! That would certainly remove the waste accumulated there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_(ecology)

    1. Re:Nuke the hypoxic dead zones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we should nuke all the worlds hypoxic dead zones! That would certainly remove the waste accumulated there.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_(ecology) This is a really bad idea. The only reason this coral reef is doing so well is that we scared Godzilla away from eating it. Logically, the places that have the least life were made that way by very large monsters.
  4. Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Were there lots/little/none ? Oh, come on - that would be one of the most interesting things to tell us. We are all so worried about ''nuclear power fading your genes'' - we now have a 60 year experiment that could tell us about long term effects but they are silent.

    1. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Studying the effects of high background radiation on coconuts is hardly going provide much insight into the effects on, say, human brains.

      ... at least not in my case ...

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    2. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by chuckymonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That is an interesting idea, to see the genetic divergence that radiation may have caused. You call always look at Chernobyl though for a glimpse as to what radiation has done to the wildlife there. As far as I know, it hasn't affected it all that much. There is a higher incidence of fatal mutation, but over all what I have read is that it hasn't had a huge impact. Another site that you could look at is Rocky Flats in Colorado. While us humans that contaminated the hell out of the place are trying to figure out how to warn future generations into the thousands of years about what we did there, the wildlife has reclaimed it as their own. It's a wildlife refuge now and as far as anyone can tell there hasn't been that much impact on the animals there. The problem is though that we're only seeing the first few generations of life since these places have been contaminated. We don't know if it will build up over time and cause radical genetic diversion or if life will adapt to it, it could take a very long time to see the effects of what we have done. Oh, and if you're curious about some of the other things that we have done check out a book called The World Without Us, fascinating read.

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    3. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Psychotria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am not sure that variations in genetic material gathered from the site has been studied yet. You are correct, however, that this is a very interesting thing to be studying. The fact that corals seem to have recolonised successfully (albeit with less diversity) is 'possibly' due to nearby atolls "seeding" the affected areas. The nearby atolls were obviously affected by radiation as well, and therefore subject to possible genetic mutations. Therefore, measuring the difference in genes between the nearby places and ground-zero might show no difference at all (because the mutated corals etc from nearby "seeded" the ground-zero area). I am not sure how this would be resolved, unless the baseline samples were taken from further away, where they were not irradiated... which leads to further problems (the genetic difference--if any is measured--may be caused by other factors)...

    4. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by tezbobobo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One interesting mutation or effect of natural selection would probably flora and fauna with a naturally higher resistance to radiation. At least by slowly killing ourselves we are making sure other species survive.

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    5. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Super+Jamie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look up what's going on around Chernobyl at the moment.

      Whilst humans can't go anywhere near it, or the town of Pripyat, many species of plant and animals have flourished in the 30-odd years since the infamous meltdown. These species display no visible deformations, and continue to breed and live undisturbed by humans.

      Almost as if they had just... evolved to cope with the massive doses of radiation they cop every day.

    6. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The effects of mutations on populations or entire ecosystems can not really be accessed within 50 years. Sure, the reality proved much less dire than certain activists of the time would claim, but it's undeniable that increase in radiation do have an effect.

      Most mutants will simply die before being born or shortly thereafter. The genes of the few mutants that make it to th adult states tend to be recessive as well and quite likely to just get "neutralized" by selection, genetic drift et al.

      All these bombs have done is simply increase the mutation rate within the ecosystem, so a process that might have taken hundreds of thousands of year to have a visible effect may just take centuries. Mutations can not be calculated, simulated (realistically) or foreseen in any other way either. A specific mutation attached to a dominant gene might not have an effect at all for millions of years until that gene itself changes and by doing so "enables" the mutation. Populations may be stable for a long time until the "right" mutation happens and causes the whole thing to transform. Atrificially increasing the mutation rate might increase the probability of this happening, but it definitely doesn't guarantee it.

    7. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Nursie · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think you'll find any coral at all resisted that, but that the area was re-colonised by corals from a little further afield.

    8. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by snerdy · · Score: 2, Funny

      22, dammit! I guess the radiation mutated my math, too.

    9. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Informative

      These species display no visible deformations, and continue to breed and live undisturbed by humans.

      Well, to be fair, I'll mention that one study involving birds found that the chicks of birds nesting in the sarcophagus had double the expected deformity rate over birds nesting outside of Chernobyl.

      Given that a number of the bird species are the ones where the chicks gradually push out the others such that only one survives out of a laying of 2-6 eggs, the effect of the extra deformities was essentially noise, statistically insignificant to the species.

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    10. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Studying the effects of high background radiation on coconuts is hardly going provide much insight into the effects on, say, human brains. But what if they've become migratory? I think that would be of some interest.
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    11. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Look up what's going on around Chernobyl at the moment.

      Whilst humans can't go anywhere near it, or the town of Pripyat, many species of plant and animals have flourished in the 30-odd years since the infamous meltdown. These species display no visible deformations, and continue to breed and live undisturbed by humans. The thing they're still not sure on is how much of the wildlife is actually reproducing in the area and how much is infill from surrounding territories. They've yet to see the birds with speckled albino feathers make it back from a migration.

      While I think that the recovery of Chernobyl is astounding and certainly flies in the face of what everyone expected, I don't know if the bounceback after a global nuclear war would be quite so quick.

      Of course, the thing that people tend to overlook is that the planet is capable of surviving quite a bit of trauma. We may not survive, but the planet will do fine. That's the thing that so many environmental skeptics fail to grasp, the human race will break before the planet does.
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    12. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by Vexar · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Mr. Williams, kindly rethink your statement about silence regarding 60 years of nuclear power. There is no "they." It is not that anyone is silent, it is that you are not reading what is out there.

      If anyone wants to know where the #1 source of airborne, man-made radiation is, they need go no further than a lump of coal. Nuclear power plants require employees to wear film strips, much like those we see in cameras. The strips change chemistry and appearance with radiation. Ask a nuke worker how their rad levels are. They know. Oh, and if such a worker ever gets a medical treatment involving radioactive material, be it a barium enema (whee!) or chemotherapy, they would set off all the safety sensors in the facility if they went onsite, and trigger an immediate shutdown (unless you're from Soviet Russia, and you disabled the safety features because you wanted to try an exciting experiment in Chernobyl, which didn't work 4 months ago, because those safety triggers shut you down, but this time, you turned them off!).

      Back to the lump of coal. The average coal plant, say 1000 MW, produces 5.2 tons of uranium (6% fissile), and 12.8 tons of thorium. Where does it go? Up into the atmosphere, as soot. Where does it come from? It is a rock. It comes from a dark hole in the ground, maybe W. Virginia. Nuclear power plants are closed systems. They don't combust materials and breathe oxygen. Every once in a while, the control rods need to be replaced, along with some pipes and such. The equivalent nuclear plant to said coal plant produces one standard shipping container full of rad "waste" per year. All reactors designed in N. America and many in Europe and Japan are planned with storage space for the rad waste, on-site.

      One thing we could do, is once every 10 years, fill up a small freighter with the rad waste containers of the world's reactors, ship it to the Bikini Atoll, and drop the load 30 feet offshore. The metal will corrode eventually, but before that it will be covered with coral.

      You know, I don't care a hoot about carbon dioxide, it has never done me much harm. Ozone is produced en masse by lightning strikes in the troposphere, and nobody can beat the mess made by a single, violent volcanic eruption. I do want to see the end of combustive power systems, because we don't need competition for oxygen. Living where I do, I can vouch for my corner of the planet and say it ain't getting any warmer. I do care about airborne radioactive particulates (aka soot) and rad waste. The coconut trees and oceanic coral have proven their value to society, I think we should reward them with a higher status in our world culture by making them the guardians of rad waste. If a lone coconut should travel thousands of leagues, well, shoot, it's not going to hurt anyone more than a barium enema. At least it isn't in the air.

      Why did I put the waste of rad waste in quotes, you wonder? Well, from where do you think the barium and iodine and whatever ungodly stuff is in chemotherapy comes? A hole in the ground? No, that waste serves medical purposes. The rest of it could be put into a different reactor design, in accordance with the reactor families planned out in the 40's and 50's, but nobody has spent the research dollars to go far with them.

      Final note: I heard a rumor that the prescription drug "Lunesta" contains a coconut extract. Is that why they have glowing butterflies in their ads?

    13. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a higher incidence of fatal mutation, but over all what I have read is that it hasn't had a huge impact. The three-eyed hawks seem to have no benefit, but the three-eyed mice are doing well. The deer with heads on both ends seem to have trouble deciding where to go, but the three-headed lizards are pretty fierce. One can only imagine the scoffing such stories will bring in a few millenia's time.
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    14. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not exactly sure what you mean by "environmental skeptics," but my concern is that we will take most existing species down with us. We already are eliminating habitat and species (or animal stocks) at an alarming rate for short term gains. It would be great if we treated our role on this planet as stewardship. Instead we continue to be short-term binge users. And yes, given time, I do believe the earth's ecosystem can recover. Environmental skeptics = Rush Limbaugh, George W, and the usual gang of idiots. Remember them saying trees produce more CO than factories, that volcanoes release more pollution than the rest of human activity? They seem to have the notion that the Earth is an awful big place and it just seems so unlikely that little old us could have anything to do with changing it one way or another. They also fail to grasp that the Earth does not have to be destroyed outright to make it uninhabitable for us, subtle changes could do us in. Even if we have something like the Permian extinction and fundamentals of the biosphere are fundamentally changed, life will come back and be adapted for that new environment. We humans, though, would be screwed six ways to Sunday.
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    15. Re:Radiation induced changes to coconuts by smannell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the reason for the "glowing butterfly" in the ad is that it is actually a Luna moth. I think they are playing on the luna - moon - night time connection with the name and the moth just happened to make a nice mascot.

  5. obvious next step by evwah · · Score: 5, Funny

    now we just have to bomb the shit out of Australia so our scientists can proudly proclaim "these coral reefs are far LESS radioactive than any Australian city!"

    1. Re:obvious next step by Marbleless · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... and nuking them would be considered as major improvements to some of our cities ;)

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    2. Re:obvious next step by kramulous · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great! I might get the day off work. Perhaps a little island hoping will be in order.

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    3. Re:obvious next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's the Australian work ethic for you :P

  6. berserk? by polar+red · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I put the Geiger counter near a coconut, which accumulates radioactive material from the soil, it went berserk. How did You defend yourself from that coconut?
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    1. Re:berserk? by zoogies · · Score: 5, Funny

      We gripped it by the husk. It's a simple matter of weight ratios, really.

    2. Re:berserk? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Luckily the coconut had panicked the turn before and dropped its weapon - and as everyone knows, nonhuman combatants are unable to pick up a weapon once they've dropped it. The researchers proceeded to use the Stun Rod on the coconut, but it later died because the base didn't have a Containment Unit.

      (Okay, so most /.ers are not going to get that one. Who cares?)

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    3. Re:berserk? by niktemadur · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if he's carrying a pointed stick?

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    4. Re:berserk? by SirSmiley · · Score: 2, Informative

      X-COM: UFO Defence for the win =)

    5. Re:berserk? by naveenoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Must have been a case of kernel panic :P

  7. Sinister translation: by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    REAlly, I think it proves that after we screw things up royally on this planet to the point where we are no longer able to live on it, it won't take the earth too long to bounce back and thrive once more. Hopefully the next set of inhabitants on this planet will look after it better than we do.

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    1. Re:Sinister translation: by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      REAlly, I think it proves that after we screw things up royally on this planet to the point where we are no longer able to live on it, it won't take the earth too long to bounce back and thrive once more. Unfortunately, we're also great at building bunkers and other highly isolated environments. Even if we got hit with a dinosaur-killer i imagine we'd bounce back better than most animals. If we've killed ourself off, the world has to be really really well wiped.
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  8. Anthropologists As Well As Zoologists by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For those of you who are anthropologists as well as zoologists, it should be mentioned that there were native inhabitants of these islands that were forced to move before the tests.

    We did it to Native Americans on the continental United States as well but it really bears mentioning that there was a pretty gross injustice paid to these peaceful peoples in the name of atomic testing. I remember watching this footage on an ABC special as a kid and I luckily recorded it so I could watch it over and over again. When watching project Baker, I kept thinking "Wow, that's impressive, that was somebody's home."

    I suppose I'll be called a self-hating liberal but I believe we should never forget the price we pay for the weapons we hold. These weapons that were supposed to be the end of war aren't and any future horror developed to stop war won't be the end to war either.

    Just imagine what the look on your face would be if someone showed up and told you to evacuate your state because it was now going to be used for nuclear testing. You probably wouldn't be very happy to leave your home in the name of warfare.

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    1. Re:Anthropologists As Well As Zoologists by UrinalPooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As sad as it is, if the alternative was fighting a drawn-out conventional war instead of just trying to scare the crap out of one another, the US and the USSR's Cold War took a relatively minimal toll on human life... displaced natives notwithstanding. The proxy wars fought in southeast asia are a testament to how bloody and destructive a conventional war between those two countries would have been. If the bloodshed between India and Pakistan declines, we may be in a position to thank those destructive weapons. It would be wonderful to think that people shouldn't need such things, but humanity has a long history as a destructive and bloodthirsty animal. Either way, I'm heartened to see that some life is beginning to thrive in the region.

    2. Re:Anthropologists As Well As Zoologists by Mantaar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's why I'm always saying Ahmadine-whatever should have his own atomic weapons.
      Seriously, Iran may be as islamistic as it gets, but they're humans after all and hopefully not stupid enough start a nuclear war.

      Their opponents however, who are trying to do everything to prevent them from producing A-bombs in the first place, are not to be trusted that much, because they (America, Israel) are the ones that have started wars in the last couple of years (the latter only in "defense", but I think they/their PR may be able to produce one such "defense" case quickly).

      On the other hand, there shouldn't be yet another A-armed nation. But that's a vicious circle: how is a nation without A-bombs going to defend itself against, say, America? It's nearly impossible to defend yourself against America at all these days - if don't have that bomb, there's nothing you can do. If you do have it, however, it's likely you're not gonna be attacked in the first place.

      Maybe this is the reason we haven't seen a war in Iran yet. They are afraid. Uhm... on the other hand it's more likely to be due to the pain in the neck that is Iraq and the upcoming elections in America.

      I must admit that those are speculations I'm really just pulling out of my ass... but hey, that's what the comments threads are for, aren't they? Oh dear, I can se the "leftie"/"commie"/"antisemite"-responses rushing in... but please, in the name of whatever deity you believe in: a Semite may just as well be an Arab, so be correct and call me anti-Judaist. Which is not what I am, as I call some Jews my friends... btw: this article has not gotten the publicity it deserves.

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    3. Re:Anthropologists As Well As Zoologists by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the US were serious about trying to convince Iran and others that they do not need nuclear weapons for their own defense, then the US should not use nuclear weapons for their defense. "Do as I say, not as I do" never works.

      As it is, I think the US is more concerned about maintaining its hegemony than it is about preventing a nuclear war in the middle east.

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  9. You joke, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was rather stunned when, planning my trip to AU a few years ago, I realized that ONE nuclear sub could take out the whole country!
    Or at least send it to Mad Max-land.

    Physically AU is huge. Roughly the size of the US. Superimposing a map of one on the other gives fairly accurate driving times and distance calculations.
    Demographically it is very very small.

    I also figured out the real problem is water. While the US, EU, and CN have large navigable rivers running deep into their continents, AU has nothing to bring water to the center of the country (or more accurately there isn't enough rain in the center to drain and form navigable rivers).
    AU could be a super-power if it had enough water to support a population of 300 million. Instead it is so dry they are lucky to have 1/10 of that at about 22 million.

    1. Re:You joke, but ... by Sleepy · · Score: 3, Informative

      What the other poster said about topping off, and salts.

      You can irrigate, but you also need rainfall once in a while (or you need really cheap energy and good desalination and demineralization such that you're not just watering plants, but spraying the soil slowly and without saturating the soil). If you constantly flood using irrigation, you cause salts to rise to the surface and ruin the soil.

      The Soviet Union destroyed entire nations through bad irrigation policy, turning semi-arid soil into desert. You can find it in Wikipedia under man made disasters.

    2. Re:You joke, but ... by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I also figured out the real problem is water. While the US, EU, and CN have large navigable rivers running deep into their continents, AU has nothing to bring water to the center of the country (or more accurately there isn't enough rain in the center to drain and form navigable rivers).
      AU could be a super-power if it had enough water to support a population of 300 million. Instead it is so dry they are lucky to have 1/10 of that at about 22 million. If only you had an imperial ecologist to help you with the terraforming... of course, I've got this crazy vision in my head of marsupial sandworms in the Outback and Steve Irwin enthusiastically trying to manhandle them.

      The crazy thing is that it isn't just ocean evaporation and the winds that help bring water to a territory, the vegetation has so much to do with it as well. It brings up ground water, breathes it into the air, and can create rain.

      There's a theory that says the Amazon Rain Forest is a human artifact.

      Terra preta ("dark soil" in Portuguese) refers to expanses of very dark, fertile anthropogenic soils found in the Amazon Basin. It owes its name to its very high charcoal content. It is also known as "Amazonian dark earth" or "Indian black earth". In Portuguese its full name is "Terra preta do índio" or "Terra preta de índio".

      Terra preta is characterized by the presence of low-temperature charcoal in high concentrations; of high quantities of pottery shards; of organic matter such as plant residues, animal faeces, fish and animal bones and other material; and of nutrients such as nitrogen (N), phosphorus (P), calcium (Ca), zinc (Zn), manganese (Mn).[1] It also shows high levels of microorganic activities and other specific characteristics within its particular ecosystem. It is less prone to leaching than surrounding soils. Terra preta zones are generally surrounded by terra comum, or "common soil"; these are infertile soils, mainly Acrisols,[1] but also Ferralsols, and Arenosols.[2]

      Terra preta soils are of pre-Colombian nature and were created by man between 7000[3] and 500 BP ("Before Present"). Thousands of years after its creation it is so well known by local farmers and caboclos in Brazil's Amazonian basin, that they seek it out for use and for sale as compost (see Pedology). Its depth can reach 2 metres (6 feet). It is reputedly known by the locals as self-regenerating at the rate of 1 centimetre per year.[4] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_preta

      Just imagine what we could do if we turned our minds to the greater good instead of the quickest buck.
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    3. Re:You joke, but ... by dcam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also figured out the real problem is water. While the US, EU, and CN have large navigable rivers running deep into their continents, AU has nothing to bring water to the center of the country (or more accurately there isn't enough rain in the center to drain and form navigable rivers).

      That is part of the problem. Another problem is that Australia is extremely nutrient poor. Being in the middle of a continental plate, with few volcaones (none active), means that little new material comes to the surface.

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    4. Re:You joke, but ... by DJDuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its more than rainfall thats needed. Its a landscape problem Australia has. Since the coming of man we have destroyed the landscape (this includes aboriginals).

      Australia did have big wide rivers, it's just that by the time humans got here, they were so wide they are referred to as flood plains.

      The buring by aboriginals and the wholesale clearing by white settlers has caused the water channels we now call creeks and rivers, but these are not a natural part of the landscape. Read some of the notes by the early explorers. They describe large parts of inner Australia that is now desert or close too, as swamp land.

      Peter Andrew's book Back from the Brink, is a great background on the situation along with his suggestions to fix the problem. He not scientist, just a farmer, but he makes so much sense that a number CSIRO scientists are backing his observations.

  10. Re:Really? by snkline · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or they could be rated AA-grade! Maybe the radiation pre-tenderizes them. Sorta like they have been cooking really really slowly their entire lives.

  11. Re:Really? by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What customer of illegal fishermen checks the stuff with a geiger counter?

    And due to alleged radioactivity of the area, patrols are likely scarce, law enforcement not too fond of exposing themselves to radiation.

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  12. Re:Radiation similar to that at any Australian cit by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its not too bad but it does cause some interesting side effects.

    What? You thought kangaroos were natural? :P

  13. what that tells you by nguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Animal life around Chernobyl is also doing well. That's not an indication that radiation is harmless (most animals are shorter lived than humans, so they can tolerate more radiation), it's an indication that human presence is even more harmful than radiation.

  14. Better article and detail by tick-tock-atona · · Score: 5, Informative
    More informative article here: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080415101021.htm

    The full story is that although some of the corals have bounced back remarkably, the nuking has also resulted in the localised extinction of some more sensitive sensitive species

    However the research has also revealed a disturbingly high level of loss of coral species from the atoll. Compared with a famous study made before the atomic tests were carried out, the team established that 42 species were missing compared to the early 1950s. At least 28 of these species losses appear to be genuine local extinctions probably due to the 23 bombs that were exploded there from 1946-58, or the resulting radioactivity, increased nutrient levels and smothering from fine sediments. Article also has some good stats on the nuking itself:

    One of the most interesting aspects is that the team dived into the vast Bravo Crater left in 1954 by the most powerful American atom bomb ever exploded (15 megatonnes - a thousand times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb). The Bravo bomb vapourised three islands, raised water temperatures to 55,000 degrees, shook islands 200 kilometers away and left a crater 2km wide and 73m deep.
  15. Radiation and life by Knutsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I once heard something fascinating. After the Chernobyk accident, the radioactive cloud that contaminated (mainly) the north of Norway caused allot of fear in people, and for people's health. The gouvernment continued to slaughter and burn massive amounts of raindeer and livestock.

    A friend later told me that the meat was actually fully usable, and that it's destruction may have been unnecessary. She suggested we should have fed it to the elderly population, which did not have time to develop cancer from the meat anyhow.

    There will be allot of talk in this discussion about the fear of radiation, and that is why this discussion is so good. Life does well with increased radiation! Humans don't however, by virtue of the way we look at human society and human worth. What it does say however, is that fear of nuclear energy, a power source that may have dramatically less consequence for life on this planet than most other energy sources, prevents us from progressing in the energy debate! (and maybe also in space exploration, given worries of launching nuclear-powered space craft)

    Check this news item for a similar case to the coral reef in the article.

    "People in the first world have convinced themselves that chemicals and radiation stand in the way of their personal immortality"
    - James Lovelock

    1. Re:Radiation and life by Knutsi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to this: http://www.svd.se/nyheter/inrikes/artikel_176865.svd (content in Swedish) 849 persons in Sweden developed cancer as a direct result of the Chernobyl accident according to a joint effort by two (Ã-rebro and LinkÃping) universities. The SRPA were sceptical on the result since they had predicted about 300 cases.

      That is very interesting (: 849 of a total of 22 400 people with cancer, in a study of 1,14 million people. One question is if these people would develop cancer anyway, just a different type and a bit later. One other interesting thing to look at is not just how many cases of cancer develops, but how much it cuts of the life expectancy/quality of the people who get it, and in the population at large.

      I once read that the number of people who died from Chernobyl is 47. That where those who died fighting the fire, and from direct exposure to massive radiation. Loads more have their life-spans shortened, but in the entire population affected, the impact was very small, and that compared to the energy produced, the danger to peoples lives from nuclear is tiny compared to effects from other common energy sources.

    2. Re:Radiation and life by jafac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Life may (or may not) actually thrive in radioactive environments.

      That's actually a red-herring in the argument against nuclear power and NIMBY-ism. The real worry isn't about real health effects. It's financial.

      The real argument is;
      "If your plant explodes, because you spent money on CEO bonuses instead of safety inspections, even if your radioactive cloud does not meaningfully impact my health and safety, the measurable radiation in the soil of my back yard will destroy the value of my property in the open real estate market, while your endowed CEO floats gently down to an easy retirement on his golden parachute."

      This is a REAL and measurable negative impact from nuclear power, and no amount of "radiation is good for you" PR-spin is going to change it. Nobody wants their nest-egg destroyed. Nobody wants their hometown community erased.

      Even increased regulation and vigilance is not going to impact this effect that nuclear power plants have on residential real estate markets.

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  16. Oblig: by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

    You put the lime in the coconut, and drink it all up... Then die of radiation poisoning.

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    1. Re:Oblig: by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not a lot of airplay, these youngsters won't know the reference. Lyrics:

      ARTIST: Harry Nilsson
      TITLE: Coconut

      Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
      His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

      She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

      Now let me get this straight
      Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

      You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
      Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
      Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

      Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
      His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
      She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Now let me get this straight

      You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman

      Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
      Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
      Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down
      Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

      Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said
      Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
      Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say

      Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say
      Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
      Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
      Doctor, you're such a silly woman

      Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
      Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
      Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
      Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'

      Yes, you call me in the morning
      If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do
      John Lennon reportedly said the Harry Nillson was his favorite band.
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  17. Coconuts migrate on their own... by quibbler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even without husk-gripping, coconuts move... they're supposed to, thats how they get from island to island...

    I think this is a note to self: do NOT eat coconuts that you find on the seashore. I wonder if anyone's realized that little issue...

    1. Re:Coconuts migrate on their own... by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even without husk-gripping, coconuts move... they're supposed to, thats how they get from island to island...

      I think this is a note to self: do NOT eat coconuts that you find on the seashore. I wonder if anyone's realized that little issue... This is only true if the island's swallow population is sufficiently large.
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    2. Re:Coconuts migrate on their own... by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if they weren't before the nuke testing, now's their chance.

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    3. Re:Coconuts migrate on their own... by BForrester · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?"

  18. Yeah but.. by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the giant mutant anemones and sponges with teeth and the crushing and the laser eyes!

    To people of Japan, your cities are no longer safe. Run for your lives. The coral is back, and this time it's pissed .... and mutant.

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  19. Re:Nuke em all by pipatron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That has actually been a "jokingly serious" suggestion. Increasing the background radiation in an area so humans don't dare to use it or any products from that area. Works great with Chernobyl for example, the forest around the area has a lot more animal life now than before the incident.

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  20. That may happen by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Coconuts tend to be blown off of trees during storms. Then they float a LONG distance. Somebody COULD pick one up and eat it. I am surprised that the feds has not decided to use plant remediation to pull the radiation off the island. All they need to do is harvest the grass and even trees every so often. Of course, if it still has high radiation, put a number of animals back there. This is the time to see how humans will do in space.

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    1. Re:That may happen by Knutsi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or maybe the people where the coconut washes ashore have a life-expectancy lower than that of the west, and the increased cancer risk that comes with eating it is minor, and irrelevant. Cancer largely develops late in life, and is of more concern to populations living as long as we in the first world than most other places around the globe.

      Even if you killed of all the coconuts, the cost of the operation could be high. Maybe, in terms of people's life quality, the money would be wiser invested covering other issues of health in the region, giving more people higher quality of life, rather than lengthening the life expectancy of a few unlucky individuals by a matter of days on average.

    2. Re:That may happen by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yurk. Who would eat a coconut that floated for days on the sea ?


      I would. Coconuts have evolved in such a way that their thick, outer hull keeps it afloat should it happen to fall into water. Coconuts can float for hundreds (thousands?) of miles to distant beaches without incident. The tough, inner object that we find in stores is kept completely dry during this time. The white insides and milk are perfectly safe to eat.

      Except for the radiation.

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    3. Re:That may happen by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
      Who knows where the nuts came from.

      Typically Los Angeles, though they are widely distributed amongst other communities as well.

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    4. Re:That may happen by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Informative

      and the increased cancer risk that comes with eating it is minor, and irrelevant.

      This. One of the fun things back in HS was to take the radiation detector to various common items. Heck, Brazil Nuts, Lima Beans, and Bananas are radioactive. So aren't carrots and potatoes. Potassium, an essential nutrient is radioactive.

      An extra dose of radiation doesn't mean that somebody is going to die from cancer. It all depends on the dose.

      rather than lengthening the life expectancy of a few unlucky individuals by a matter of days on average.

      Unless the individual is making said radioactive coconuts a staple of their diet; I'd say minutes is more likely.

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    5. Re:That may happen by electrictroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>>"Background levels at Bikini Atoll are now 'similar to that at any Australian city,'"

      Note to self:
      Don't visit an Australian city.

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    6. Re:That may happen by batquux · · Score: 4, Funny

      Coconuts tend to be blown off of trees during storms. Then they float a LONG distance. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
  21. It's cool by 2.7182 · · Score: 4, Funny

    that we totally defeat the Bikini Atoll in a nuclear war!! Woo go USA

    It was silly though, back when US sentiment was so against Bikini Atoll, that everyone decided to change the name "Bikini" to "Freedom suit."

  22. Well, yes and no by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These weapons that were supposed to be the end of war aren't and any future horror developed to stop war won't be the end to war either. First, we developed the weapons and these kept USSR and America from going to war. The simple fact is, that both side were terrified of using these. We all knew what would happen. So, it really did accomplish what we wanted. And later, other nations aquired the knowledge. Some by their own work, and others by stealing it. The ones who developed it on their own had an advanced enough form of gov. that they are not real threats to those around them. Of course, until recently, Israel was probably the only one who had any real chance of using theirs.

    The real problem is the recent round of nuclear build-out. These countries do not have the maturity to handle these. Basically, Turkey and Pakistan. This can be blamed soley on a number of top pubs who sold our nuke secrets for a few gold coins (relatively speaking). People like RichardPerle, douglas feith, EricEdelman, and Marc Grossman. These guys, and others, sold it to Turkey and Pakistan. This action really could start a war. Pakistan supposedly passed on their knowledge to Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, etc. Hopefully the next president will go after these guys for the treason that they committed.

    In the end, I suspect that it will not matter. There are so many other easy ways to attack other ppl. Groups like Al Qaeda could easily mutate the avian flu and then spread it quickly in the west (and all for less than a dozen of their ppl; thank god that they are religious; the mullahs do not want to kill the innocent). Plenty of ways for us to kill each other.

    And if could stop a world war, yeah, I would allow the feds to move me to another place, pay for a new home, and provide me with a nice new job, schooling for my children, etc, which IIRC, is what we did.

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    1. Re:Well, yes and no by jrumney · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real problem is the recent round of nuclear build-out. These countries do not have the maturity to handle these. Basically, Turkey and Pakistan.

      Turkey? The only nuclear weapons on Turkish soil are the ones stored at the USAF base at Inçirlik.

  23. Actually, it is not anymore a deteriment to us by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All of life has the same problem. That is the radiation induces faster changes in all. Some on birth defects. The vast majority are simply miscarried (most ppl never realize that many women suffer at least 1 miscarriage and it is due to a fatal defect). But of course, some make it to the world. The recent Indian girl who was born with a duplicated face (probably the best place that she could be born was in northern India; there she is a goddess; elsewhere she would be considered a freak) was possibly induced via radiation or pollution. For the living, it means loads of cancer. No doubt that animal life in any of these radioactive areas are suffering shortened lives due to such. In fact, I am amazed that we (USA and Russia) are not tagging these animals to see how long and what they look like at end of life. These are all living labs. Heck, I am more amazed that Hollywood has not made some interesting movies based on just these areas.

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  24. Don't Forget the Price by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, we developed the weapons and these kept USSR and America from going to war. The simple fact is, that both side were terrified of using these. We all knew what would happen. So, it really did accomplish what we wanted. You're not really trying to argue that both sides understood we would never ever use the nuclear weapons we had worked so hard to build, are you? Both sides of the coin are madness, as you'd never spend so much money creating these weapons never to use them. I once read a book by Robert Strange McNamara (see also Fog of War) that talked numbers. The numbers he talked about were how many nuclear weapons we built during the cold war and also how much each of these weapons cost. MIRV technology, kill areas, megatonnage, etc. That's what we bought at any cost on taxpayer money. Meanwhile people in the United States still starved. Children around the world over died.

    All these countries that you speak of would put their entire population (and some have) into disgusting poverty in order to get their hands on nuclear weapons.

    The real problem is the recent round of nuclear build-out. I don't get it, how do other countries getting the bomb change your logic any further? I mean, the U.S. was religious enough an the U.S.S.R. was so anti-religion it was worse than being religious. You say these countries could really start a war because they lack maturity ... could you please explain how the U.S. or Russia are any more mature than they are? Are you talking technologically mature because that has little to do with how you use nuclear weapons. Or is maturity just the safe way to say we hate them? I'm surprised you weren't calling China immature.

    In the end, I suspect that it will not matter. There are so many other easy ways to attack other ppl. Groups like Al Qaeda could easily mutate the avian flu ... If that's so easy, why don't you tell me how that's done (and why haven't they done it in the past five years). Not even Al Qaeda is as immature as you think they are. Bin Laden has talked number counts of how many Americans he wants dead ... they are not out to create a mass epidemic that would almost certainly spread the world over like Stephen King's The Stand.

    Biological warfare would just be the new horror, we'd get strains of all our favorite diseases and so would Russia, China, all the countries you listed. There'd still be conventional war, we'd still dump half our resources into developing these strains and everyone everywhere would still be thinking that it's a good thing we'll never use them. Until the day we do.

    This is an endless cycle, we're doomed to repeat this forever. If you want to get a Large Hadron Collider operating in the United States, convince congress it can create black holes that would easily be used as weapons against anyone.

    And if could stop a world war, yeah, I would allow the feds to move me to another place, pay for a new home, and provide me with a nice new job, schooling for my children, etc, which IIRC, is what we did. Money solves everything, does it? I would wager some of these people (as the same special interviewed the older ones) didn't really care about that.
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  25. How do you convert berserk to mSv/hr? by kombipom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exactly! Geiger counters are usually ridiculously sensitive. I don't think that "going berserk" can be easily translated to mSv/hr. Presumably this guy has no training in radiation safety and shouldn't be anywhere near the atoll.

  26. SIGH by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Far too many do not think logically today. I just wonder if this is a reflection of public schools or having had too many neo-cons in office.
    Did we want to use nukes? Well, to the point of testing them. And we did. We did all sorts of tests. But other then first use of these, we never used on ppl again. Just because we have these weapons does not mean that we will use them. We have sarin and VX in our arsenal (as do a number of western countries). We also have a number of biologicals that have been weaponized. And of course, we have our nukes. All of these same items are possessed by Russia, China, and a number of western countries. Can we use ever these? ABout the only way is if we are in a world war again. No other time would we use such horrors. In fact, just about any country that uses these will be ostracized unless they were attack by such first. Have you ever taken any of the martial arts, learned to shoot a gun, or archery? If you know these things, do you really feel the need to use these against others? Nope. You just want to be prepared.

    Maturity in a gov. is the ability to recognize that some of your actions are NOT in your citizen's best interest and then acting that way. Many leaders act in their own personal interest and that is considered immature. In a mature gov, their will be enough safe guards to prevent 1 or several ppl from being able to carry out such policies. That is the idea of congress, which is to reign in control on the president (or that is what they are suppose to do). Nearly all democracies/republics operate in such fashion. But even totalitarian states such as china can do so. China is controlled by a relatively small group of ppl, but they have controls on each other. Would I call them mature? Well, lets just say that I would not call them immature. They are in a massive build up of their military (esp on nukes and ICBMs), but I think that overall they will handle themselves well. Is maturity about hating somebody? Nope. USSR was mature. They actually had controls in place. OTH, what kind of controls does Musharraf have? Relatively little (hence relatively immature), though he would have to explain himself. Likewise, if North Korea's Kim Jong-il acquires this and decides to use this, will he have controls placed on him? NONE.

    As I mentioned in my first post, AQ has controls in place by their view of religion. That control has stopped them from taking the next step. So, you want me to tell you how to weaponize Avian Flu? The funny thing is that I have thought about writting a book about this (as in a drama ). Here is the recipe.
    1. Send about 6 of your ppl to indonosia where it is still spreading slowly. Have them work the smaller chicken farms. At some point, 1 or more will become sick. Bring them back to pakistan. Immeadiately. And get their blood. IOW, you are trying to obtain a sample.
    2. At that time, take about a dozen or so of your patriots that want to see their 72 virgins and subject them to regular flu (in particular, one that is NOT in the western yearly line-up; easy to find). IOW, you get these ppl sick with regular flu.
    3. Then inject them with small samples from the infected avian flu person. Remember the idea is to get these to exchange DNA material. The only way that happens is in a host who has both viruses.
    4. Then have others who will tend to these ppl. No kissing. Little touching. Just air flow. The same couple of ppl per incubator. If any of them get sick, then pull their blood and watch carefully. If they die, it is avian flu that has become airborne. And with enough human incubators, it will happen.
    5. send ppl to the west, once there, inject self and then walk around the place that you are at. Simply send out 1 person / major city and let them go to the airport, major indoor sporting events, malls, etc. By the time that somebody figures it out, 10 % of population would be infected. And zero time to do a vaccine.

    Now, before you get your panty's all in a bunch and rant and scream that I have just told

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  27. that's not the only benefit... by Fearghaill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, the island's tomacco crop has never been better!

  28. Re:Bikini by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry man, but this 'fun fact' is really common knowledge...

  29. Swallows could make it worse by BiggerBadderBen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I imagine that a pair of swallows, either African or European, could take one of these coconuts quite far.

  30. Re:Bikini by Detritus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I thought it was common knowledge. If you limit your education to what is taught in the classroom, you will never be a well-educated person. The detonation of the Mike device was an important point in the cold war and the arms race between the USA and USSR. The "invention" of the bikini was a notable point in the cultural history of the West during the 1950s.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_Mike

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  31. Yet another strange place to put a link by verin · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is an example of the linking in slashdot that drives me crazy.

    In this:
    I found this New Scientist article interesting, as I was actually alive (albeit very small) when Bikini Atoll was H-bombed. The article says that the reason the reefs are now flourishing is..

    Why is 'Bikini Atoll was H-bombed' linked, which would mean that clicking on it would lead to information about the bombing?

    Why isn't 'this New Scientist article' or even 'The article says' the linked words?

    In slashdot entries with a number of links, I can rarely tell what to click on, because of inane references like this.

  32. Correction by Detritus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The test at Bikini was Castle Bravo, the first test of a "dry" thermonuclear device.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo

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  33. Eureka!! by Zorbane · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have to send people? Shoot, we don't even have to get near...

    ...just nuke the damn things and have done. Would destroy the blasted things right quick and there would be no danger from radioactive coconu....oh...

  34. Re:Bikini by Curien · · Score: 2, Informative

    What part of any curriculum is that information in?

    It was in my high school US history book.

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  35. Is is really that rare? by Serenissima · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it is quite rare to find a slashdot-poster less informed than a musician
    Really? What Slashdot are you reading? I see lots of dumb posts. They're the ones that don't get modded + anything. For all the +5's we see, there are a whole bunch of dumbasses posting as well.
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  36. Mostly old news, but an interesting posit by RoninOtter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    About 3 years ago there was a TV special on Bikini Atoll and how the wildlife there has exploded due to lack of all human intervention (read harvesting). All of the shipwrecks are now beautiful artificial reefs teeming with life of all kinds and on all levels of the food chain. (The shark population alone is staggering)

    The background radiation levels underwater are zero, so the entire area is now open for private SCUBA charters, with dive packages including boat dives on many of the largest ships sunk there. (The Saratoga, The Nagato, etc)

    As for the coconuts, that's true of any radioactively contaminated area. Living things absorb radioactive material. Especially plants. Plant life and soil are the most radioactive things surrounding Chernobyl. (Unless you're inside the sarcophagus staring at the "elephant's foot" http://youtube.com/watch?v=u5EAS5PT7Q8)

    This begs the question: Could you seed a contaminated area with plants which are good at absorbing radioactive isotopes and harvest/dispose of them to clean up an area? Could we clean Bikini over time by going through several years of coconut harvesting?

  37. In other words by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nuking the site from orbit is not sufficient to be sure?

  38. Tautology of survival by Foerstner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Almost as if they had just... evolved to cope with the massive doses of radiation they cop every day.

    The tricky thing about evolution is, only the survivors survive it.

    Naturally, some sub-population will survive and, lacking competition, thrive. Most humans, though, would consider it unacceptable to eliminate, say, the 50% of a population that is most susceptible to radiation (or heart disease, or any other condition) even if the surviving population was stronger and better adapted as a result.

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  39. Re:Well, by niteice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't they cancel each other out?

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