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SCO v. Novell Goes to Trial Today In Utah

Posted by timothy on from the smell-of-napalm-in-the-morning dept.

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "The day many have been waiting for has finally arrived, the day SCO gets torn apart in court by Novell. Each side gets 10 hours, and Novell managed to get them to agree to a stipulation (PDF) that should make things go a lot faster. With any luck, we will soon have an official ruling that SCO does not own much of anything and then we just have to wait for SCO to exhaust its appeals. This would've been over a long time ago, but SCO filed for bankruptcy on the eve of trial, stopping the clock. One can only wonder what trick they will try to pull this time."

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  1. Spectacular error by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 4, Funny

    I doubt I have ever seen the random /. quote ever be more appropriate:
    "If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."

    Yeah, that about sums it up.

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    Proudly supporting the Libertarian Party.

  2. Re:Great Day by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this trend continues you may even get laid this evening (ducks). :-) I think in most of the country duck fornication is illegal.
  3. Re:Great Day by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think in most of the country duck fornication is illegal.

    Well, to be fair, we are talking about Utah here...

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    This guy's the limit!
  4. What trick they will pull this time... by tekiegreg · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Ladies and Gentleman of the supposed court, I know my clients lawsuit has been rendered ashes by you fine people; but you see here this is Chewbacca..."

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    ...in bed
  5. Re:Great Day by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure it is illegal, it is fowl for sure tho...

  6. Re:Great Day by Remloc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hahahaha!! You quack me up!

  7. Re:Why do people continue to give them money? by archeopterix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pro-lawyer, pro-Microsoft, pro-time-wasting, and pro-evil groups
    Somebody please call the department of redundancy department!
  8. Re:Great Day by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're never going to get any chicks with that sense of humor.

  9. Re:Great Day by ari_j · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless it's more than one duck.