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RIAA Lawyer Jumps Ship
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA's top litigation lawyer, who has been personally leading the RIAA's litigation campaign for the past several years, Richard Gabriel, will be leaving his law practice after getting a job as a state court judge for a 2-year term in Colorado. What this will mean to the RIAA's litigation machine is anyone's guess. Mr. Gabriel has personally argued all of the RIAA's main cases, including Elektra v. Barker, Atlantic v. Howell, Atlantic v. Brennan, Capitol v. Foster, Atlantic v. Andersen, UMG v. Lindor, and London-Sire v. Doe 1, and personally tried the Capitol v. Thomas case, the only RIAA case that has ever gone to trial. He was working directly under the supervision of the RIAA's mysterious 'representative' Matthew Oppenheim."
A good start.
It means they'll file to get every case moved to his courtroom.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
so a man that thinks the RIAA is honest and right is now a judge in the United States Courts. Somehow the words just can't describe the feelings of failure that have surfaced when I read this post.
"RIAA announces they'll be filing all future litigation in Colorado!!!"
Whew! This water sure is cold!
so, slashdot is pondering what the future of the legal standing of riaa is, after such a much maligned lawyer becomes a JUDGE.
tail, wag dog.
Apparently Governor Ritter doesn't realize how corrupt this makes him look. Anyone associated with RIAA is tainted, and now that taint just got on the governor. I hope Colorado voters know this happened.
In the old days people had a way of dealing with people like the RIAA execs. They grabbed them, stripped them, beat them, coated them in tar and feathers. In other words they made a public example of them to discourage other similar-thinking assholes from doing the same thing. Are we too civilized for that today?
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He's appointed to state court, not federal court. Copyright cases are in federal court.
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Aw, man, that's animal cruelty.
Circumcision is child abuse.
Interesting how the Republican announcement fails to mention RIAA.
I thought the RIAA lawyers were the sharks.
I was once a horse.
As one of my professors used to teach us, it's the smart rat that leaves before the ship sinks.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
how much cash is changing hands as a result of the *appointment* by the governor.. to an *appeals* court no less (aren't those the venues where legal precedences are set?)
hope it's a lot.. and i hope he ends up having to recuse himself from any copyright-related cases.. so the riaa gets nothing for their "investment"
Actually, I'm sitting here thinking how copyright has been part of the tide that helped turn the US Constitution upside down.
Matters of individual and family welfare were supposed to be handled at the bottom level as much as possible. Somehow, the need to monitor the Kluless Klutz Klan and its ikl from above has been an inroad to stretching the normal lines of control. But people who see chances for personal "advantage" in those long lines of control are naturally going to push to extend them further, so it's only natural that matters of personal privacy end up getting handled under "federal" law now.
So maybe there aren't any privacy concerns that will come up in state court, and this will be a good place to keep the guy where he can't do further damage.
Somehow, I'm not optimistic.
(Yes, I am of the opinion that the primary evil in giving IP a legal existence is that it finishes off the erosion of privacy. RMS's essays on the relationship seemed extreme when he wrote them, but the reality of the threat is becoming quite obvious now.)
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At least I hope that's time....
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Matthew Oppenheim is in fact a lawyer. His previous was work was with the MPAA, and he was a key player in shutting down various torrent sites in the past.
He didn't exactly "jump ship," he was appointed to a better job that he probably knew might happen sometime ago. Normally, you don't say you're "jumping ship" unless the said company is on the verge of collaspe, which in the case of the RIAA, sadly doesn't seem to be happening yet. Besides, who wouldn't take the offer to be a judge over working for the RIAA? I do feel sorry for those who enter his courtroom though.
Umm... no, they didn't. Because in the old days, the RIAA would be the people with the money and power - ie, the nobility. They don't get beaten.
...with lawyers is some of them become judges.
If he was a snake as a lawyer, what kind of judge do you think he will be?
State court is just another stepping stone along the way to the Federal courts.
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The voters of the state of Colorado will have the opportunity to boot Richard Gabriel from the bench in the 2010 general election. Should they fail to do so, their next shot will be in 2018.
Colorado citizens now have two years to organize to unseat this particular justice should they find fault with the company he's kept and tactics he's used in his years of loyal service to the RIAA.
Judicial retention elections are almost always ignored but there's ample time to prepare for this one.
Ray, this is what I propose: I will assume the role of an alcoholic homeless person living in a carboard box. During my spare time I will build a computer out of coconuts and driftwood. I will then use this computer to post on slashdot and download illegal files. When the RIAA summons me to court I will make a suit out of seaweed and defend myself. Cunningly I will have counsel (you). I will then throw away my disguise and expose my underpants that I wear outside my stockings, proclaim I am superman, and hit them wear it hurts. What are your thoughts?
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why not just call this place www.grabbingatstraws.com
anytime anything happens good/bad to a group that the goosesteppers like/don't like we have a blurb about how it can rock an issue to it's foundation but, as usual, nothing ever happens because of it.
are you people so desperate that you have to cheer on anything in the hopes that you're fighting the good fight? pathetic and sick.
thats how the machine works. spread filth for the machine, and get a crappy position somewhere. then be happy with the small position they saw fit for you in return for the irreparable damage you did to justice and human civilization.
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I guess most jokes still work if you just replace "lawyer" with "RIAA lawyer"
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Is that the RIAA now has an ally on the bench in Colorado.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
What is a "lucky break"?
A bus full of lawyers goes off a cliff.
What is a "crying shame"?
There was an empty seat.
GP is the third or fourth post that says that.
now theyre judges. yay.
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Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
It suggests that he is fleeing a sinking ship, when really he's using the RIAA's crusade against rationality to catapult himself into judicial office. Woo.
I mean, here, if you consider a judge to be for some reason biased in your case, you can file a complaint and, if your complaint has merit (and being an ex-lawyer of the RIAA should be enough merit in a case involving copyright) you can request the judge to be replaced.
Not possible in the US?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I have been so on ritter, but have lost all respect for this bastard. If he is putting this guy in as a judge, well, that speaks of ritter's character.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
If you cannot win cases on there merits then get your lawyers to become the judges. That way they can judge in your favor regardless of merits.
Everyone doing litigation for the RIAA has shown lack of ethics and shady practices. Having that type of background doesn't sound like a good resume to be a judge.
The converse, of course, is not true. ;)
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1. State Judge 2. Low level Federal Judge 3. High level Federal Judge 4. Supreme Court Judge Tim S
Judges who must recuse themselves from any case involving the RIAA? Sounds good to me.
Please don't humanize the morons around me. It makes me very uncomfortable.
I got him, not you! God! what a karma whore!
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This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
funny mods (not that they would apply to this) don't increase your karma, so they don't make any difference in trying to bring your troll sockpuppet accounts back from the dead. you can stop trying now.
This sort of people always finds a good job to land into. Psychopats are extremely charismatic as well as capable of selling the most incredible lie as truth - take Christopher Rocancourt for example. These people leave a trail of destruction in the lives of the people they touch. In this case, the hundreds (thousands?) of people sued by this psychopat, who probably enjoyed in their misery.
As a judge, he'll be able to cause even more misery. Be afraid.
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This man of dubious character and questionable ethics is being promoted to Judge?! I'd rather he stay with the RIAA where there's still a possibility of sanctions. He'll do far more damage to hapless victims as Judge than any private litigator.
Who is he friends with that got him this promotion? The Governor himself or was he recommended? And shouldn't we attempt to bring this mans ethics, judgment and morals to public light and try and stop this? This would be like promoting Jeffery Dalmer to head a high school lunch program. Judges are part of the checks and balances in the judicial system and we need better than sitting on the bench. And they say the health system is broken.
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If the bus had an empty seat then by definition it wasn't full.
I was really hoping this was a more literal headline. Can we please get some better quality on the headline thing? Total letdown on my weekend.
The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
and then morons in a state county make him a *JUDGE*???????? Wow, he either had no opponent (common for judge elections) or his opponent in the race should gut and roast their research team.
...and I am upset that this asshole is going to be a judge here. He has already shown that he is selfish, greedy, and doesn't mind destroying people's lives (with the pettiest of justifications) to further his own ends.
And now he is one of my judges. Great. Just great.
I don't see this as Jumping ship. Please. I see this as RIAA planting their top lawyer as a judge(I think he must have trained a successor). Now I can see RIAA winning all their court cases in Colorado. Even if RIAA is not planting him. This guy will be so conditions to defending RIAA that his judgment will definitely favor them. I am sure there is something fishy about this. You guys have to dig down deep(Colorado citizens and Americans)
Sorry, you set yourself up for that one, it had to be said.
Ray is *not* defending the indefensible. Ray is defending against the abuse of the system which affects all of us. If there is a genuine claim to be made, so be it. But the skunks who continue process after they find out the defendant is an octogenarian, a little child or even dead need indeed slowing down.
From what I've read so far, this newly minted judge falls rather deeply into the skunk category. If you're willing to ignore that sort of past you might as well get the guy back who sued his dry cleaners for millions because they lost his pants. Morally they appear to be in the same league.
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penalty / fine = cost of CD/download or maybe double.
makes sense. anything else is nonsense.
For those of you who didn't RTFA, Gabriel has been appointed to the Colorado Court of Appeals, a position of not inconsiderable power. As such he will be one of 19 judges who have statewide jurisdiction to hear appeals from various trial courts, and can only be overturned by the state Supreme Court, or a Federal court should there be an issue that would give U.S. jurisdiction. Brochure "Colorado Courts at a Glance"
State appeals courts and Supreme courts, incidentally, are high enough in profile to gain the attention of a President who may want to fill a U.S. District Court vacancy. That's where things would get really scary.