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  1. Par for the course on Canada Courts Quash Gov't Decision On Globalive · · Score: 1

    Typical in this goddamned backward country. We should be thanking our lucky stars we have cell phone companies like Bell and Rogers to protect us from those evil American companies and their low prices.

  2. Re:Huh? on Pirated App Sold On Mac App Store · · Score: -1, Troll

    Go fuck yourself you pedantic asshole.

    I will explain what this sentence means to you now. Basically, it means the sentence you quoted is perfectly understandable. However, since you're a pedantic asshole, if everything isn't written to your supposed perfect standards you go into a blind rage and mash at your keyboard, hooting and hollering and generally doing what pedantic assholes do.

    So go fuck yourself you pedantic asshole.

  3. Re:Pathetic on Aerospace Engineer Named Lego Czar · · Score: 1

    You forget the Czar of all Legoland gets his own castle, and a legion of lego servants.. and lego harem.

  4. Those damn privacy laws. on Your Face Will Soon Be In Facebook Ads · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how Canada's already taken Facebook to task for their disregard for our privacy laws it'll be interesting how this plays out up here. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a click box doesn't constitute a legal model release form in this country.

  5. Re:*sigh* on FTC Proposes Do Not Track List For the Web · · Score: 1

    "a quick mention that this number is on the Federal Do Not Call list sends them into a near panic state, scrambling to hang up"

    Really? I've telemarketed before in my dark past. When people told me they were on the do not call list I would say 'I don't care' and would go into the pitch. Then they'd hang up on me. It was just fun when people thought they could thwart me by being smarmy or clever. I hated my job and all those who I had to deal with on the phone. So anybody who tried stuff like the 'do not call list' automatically wound up back in the caller registry. Your best bet is to just hang up the phone.

  6. Re:Sugarless gum??!? on US Army Develops Tooth Cleaning Gum · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Read the article idiot.

    "The report also explains that US Army researchers developed a protein that attacks the bacteria that causes plaque, which can lead to gum disease. This protein can easily be incorporated into the gum, making it a serious alternative to toothbrush and toothpaste, the researchers claim. "

  7. Re:Great... on Man Patents Self-Burying Coffin · · Score: 1

    Trouble is cemeteries are green space in cities that developers can't get their hands on.

    Gotta take what you can get these days.

  8. New last words. on Can Twitter and Facebook Deal With Their Dead? · · Score: 1

    Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.... also my facebook password is tellaphilltogoforward.

  9. Hrm. on Google Nabs Patent To Monitor Your Cursor Movement · · Score: 1

    Maybe that explains why I keep getting ads for green paint and nipple rings.

  10. Somebody call 911!! on Cell Phone Interception At Def Con · · Score: 1

    From the blog post...

    "It is unlikely that any 911 service can be provided, however a best effort will be made to connect any emergency calls to a suitable local destination."

    Well let's hope your best effort doesn't result in someone's death. That generally doesn't bode well for tech demos.

  11. Just like magic on The Possibility of Paradox-Free Time Travel · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow Kdawson did you choose that red colour all by yourself? This surely is big important news. Seeing as time travel is possibly the most pressing scientific issue of the day. Plus the inclusion of non specific aspects of quantum mechanics really lends a sense credibility to the theory.

    I used quantum mechanics to type this message out.

  12. Re:Just like the music industry on Why Designers Hate Crowdsourcing · · Score: 1

    Christ you're stupid.

  13. Re:WTF on GOP Senators Move To Block FCC On Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Sort of off topic. But, do politicians ever refer to people as citizens anymore? Seems we're only ever called consumers or voters anymore.

  14. Informative article on How the Mozilla Sniffer Backdoor Was Discovered · · Score: 4, Informative

    Good job not actually telling the name of the offending plugin in the article blurb there. 'A new severe bug in mozilla is allowing hooligans to steal your passwords. But we won't tell you which one until after the break!'

  15. Re:Enough with the Apple stories for a bit on How To Get Rejected From the App Store · · Score: 1

    You know full well they just posted a story about Frank Zappa!

    Give it a rest! Slashdot's clearly focusing on proper science and technology stories.

    Lord almighty.

  16. Re:Let them Die on FTC Staff Discuss a Tax on Electronics To Support the News Business · · Score: 1

    The wagon wheel people were at least smart enough to adapt to the changing industry. They tried to leapfrog automobiles all together and developed rocket engines. Sadly it marked a messy end to the leisurely carriage ride. However, it did kick start the space race.

  17. Re:they better stop it pretty damn soon on Giant Plumes of Oil Forming Below the Gulf's Surface · · Score: 1

    "even if they stopped it today i wont trust seafood anymore ever"

    I don't trust it already. The whole industry is regulated by old one eyed fishermen in Salwesters who just spit on the floor all the time.

  18. This has been going on for a while. on CRTC Approves Usage Based Billing In Canada · · Score: 1

    I take it the previous billing Bell Canada did based on downloading was actually illegal. And, now it's not? What am I missing here? I remember quite clearly getting hit with extra 'usage' charges on my internet bill every month. That was well over a year and a half ago.

  19. Re:Since this is such a widespread problem... on Pediatricians Call For Choke-Proof Hot Dogs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No. Strangely it's only hot dogs. If you look back through history nobody has ever choked to death on anything until hot dogs were invented. Some say it was a plot by the government to eliminate the game of baseball.

  20. Curse those Chinese and their spying! on Can You Trust Chinese Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    It just occurred to me that my five string banjo was made in China! Cripes almighty. They've probably already stolen my patented method of playing 'Baltimore Fire' with a slide at the beginning.

  21. Re:Family Guy on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just like reading newspaper comics to other people. None of the effect and none of the humor.

    "Y'see in this next panel Garfield is asleep, it's funny because Garfield is lazy and it's typical of his behavior. Now in the next panel he opens one eye and he says 'Mondays'. Which as you recall from last week when I read this comic to you, Garfield expressed his disdain for that particular day of the week. Interesting side note, the name 'Monday' actually comes from 'Moon Day'. Perhaps Garfield used to have some involvement in the space program. SO anyway..."

  22. But.. It's tv! It's TV! on Time To Ditch Cable For Internet TV? · · Score: 1

    People are just thinking about this now? I've been without tv for months. It's beautiful. Now it'll take a bit to get adjusted I grant you. The complete Simpsons is a big file. But once you get that on your system it's smooth sailing from there. Plus there are other forms of entertainment that're better than tv. Like books. I know you've seen them around. But seriously they're like big DVD box sets. You just sit there and read them, and it's entertaining. You're like 'I wonder what Elric of Melnibone's gonna get up to today? Life's not easy for Elric of Melnibone that's for sure'. Then when people talk about tv, you say 'Hey have you heard of Elric of Melnibone?' and the people you talk to will think you're cool because they'll think you're talking about some new TV show that you can only get on fancy extended cable. But you'll never tell ;)

  23. Space is getting OLD on Unknown 7m Asteroid Almost Impacted Earth · · Score: 1

    Pssh. 7 meters? Come on outer space, for all your terrifying voidsomeness you sure aren't flinging much in the way of horror our way. What's this I heard apparently Apophis now isn't even a threat. And the Tunguska incident? Hate to break it to your outer space, but nobody was living int he area you hit. Yeah and you'll probably point out the dinosaurs. Sure sure. Let's see you land a decent hit a little more often then every few million years.
    What's wrong outer space? Having trouble hitting a mote of dust floating in a sunbeam?

  24. It's called a roof you morons! on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    So you're telling me this multi-billion dollar piece of machinery just has parts of it exposed to the open air that birds can get into, or at least drop stuff into, and that's all it takes to make it shut down? Did they run out of plywood while cobbling this thing together? Or did the bucket of rocks holding the tarp in place over the component get knocked over by some pesky raccoon?

  25. Re:Diesel exhaust in your bread? on Plowing Carbon Into the Fields · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's nothing! NOTHING! Have you even seen what's in pig, chicken, cow, and sheep manure? And they actually use that stuff to grow food. I mean it's the feces of animals, and they're dumping it on our food to make it grow. But somehow the food is okay and safe to eat. Maybe there's something about plants that allows them to thrive on things that are poisonous to us, but allows them to produce fruits and vegetables that are also edible to us.